Way cooler, but just as whiny.

Fuck you, you racist, misogynistic bastard! >:

Milhouse has almost 10,000 posts by himself. :rolleyes

Besides, Pub's been here nearly three years, and I've been here 2 and a half. THAT'S NOT SAD, THAT'S COMMITTED

My I-Mockery post count is my greatest success in this world :tear

And my K'Nex roller coaster! :eek

And maybe my K'Nex giant windmill :/

I had a dream last night that GW was my GF and I kissed her a bunch of times :( :(

Then I was David Cross as Tobias in Arrested Development and I was having trouble shaving my beard in an airplane bathroom >:

Urge to build K'Nex items rising...

Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company. >:
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her? :(

quit being disgusting

I don't get your jokes. :(

Hey guys I might go to the opera tonight with my cousin.

No, I won't try to put my moves on her.

Il Barbierri di Seviglia. Anyone seen it?

Sort of...

That could just be a white guy taking the piss. :(

Where's he taking it?

That's the only Opera I've ever sat through.

Hey Pub.
Hey Seth.

How've you two been today?

I'd have banned him after using that shitty image once, nevermind the half dozen fucking times he's thought it'll help a thread get going. >:

My day has been alright, except I just puked up into my mouth for no reason. :(

Seth has had an awful day. :(

Plus he wasted a half-pint of Bourbon. >:

I'd have banned him for taking my "Yellow Fever" schtik (which was crap anyway) and perverted it to suit his own needs.

"No posts exists" my ass.

HOW WAS/IS/WILL BE YOUR DAY, SEVEN FORCE?

Did you annoy your assistant manager?
I was joking, it's kinda sad you weren't. :|

That page break picture rule is really biting me in the ass. :(

Do you really have a lazyeye? Or is it like my combover? :(