Yet another reason is that I'm excessively tight with my money.

Seriously, $50 for less than a minute of pathetic grunting and thrusting?
In Asia I could buy three wifes for that. >:

yeah, but married people don't have sex :rolleyes

Do $15 Asian wifes still make sandwiches though? :(

only if by "make sandwiches" you mean break down into awkwardly horrifying fits of blubbering contempt as the man they feel forced to wait on hand and foot hands them sandwich fixins and fifteen minutes later the entire kitchen comes flying out the door like fred flinstone then yes

Oh man, I always wanted to be Fred Flintstone! Awesome!

I AM RAINBOW THE COW! MOO!

I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE COW... I MEAN GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I WILL EAT STEAK THIS NIGHT!

WHAT WENT WRONG? :'(

Anyone else gonna see Idlewild?

hey guys the wizard is coming out on dvd this week

I, WILLIE SAW HAND, WILL SAVE YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH!

I love how the first three pics subtextually describe my mock wars 2k5 experience. :(

then you must be really fucking autistic cause i dont see it :eek

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Ziggytrix just stands there looking all helpless

Then I show up ready to kick some ass

But I lose the fight because I am a FAG.

You callin' Ziggy a cow, bitch?! >:

I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED!

THIS CONFUSES ME! FOR I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAS YET TO FIGHT!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM ALSO CONFUSED!

I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED, NOW WITH ADDED GORY DETAIL!!

Flamehands > Pizza Cutters :/

I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAVE SAVED YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM THANKFUL THAT YOU SAVED ME, WILLIE SAW HAND, BUT YOU HAVE MISTAKEN MY HUG OF GRATITUDE AS A HUG OF AFFECTION![/quote]

I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! SEEMINGLY, WILLIE SAW HAND, ONLY SEEMINGLY!

Poor Willie Saw Hand. :(

Just so you know, willie, I would never set you on fire. :(

Willie looks so sad in that picture. :(

I wanna give him a hug. :(

BUT IF HE COMMENTED ON MY SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS I WOULD HAVE TO SET HIM ON FIRE! >:

:(