I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

i did one of those registered sex offender searches before and it showed like 20 guys within just my neighborhood, many of whom were colored red which is supposed to mean they are really bad.

Big McLargehuge

Oct 24th, 2006 02:40 PM

MrAdventure

Oct 25th, 2006 04:19 AM

may the woof be with you always

Fathom Zero

Oct 25th, 2006 03:53 PM

My big toe smells like pickles. :eek

Grislygus

Oct 25th, 2006 10:05 PM

Well, Chuck Norris is officially a retard.

Esuohlim

Oct 25th, 2006 10:20 PM

Maybe people will finally shut up about him now.

zeldasbiggestfan

Oct 25th, 2006 10:40 PM

I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

Misdemonar

Oct 25th, 2006 11:25 PM

zelda'sbiggestdouche :lol

Esuohlim

Oct 25th, 2006 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

Don't think this will score any cool points with me, buster.

RaNkeri

Oct 26th, 2006 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

How come I'm not suprised? :rolleyes

Grislygus

Oct 26th, 2006 09:17 AM

Zelda, weclome to the horrible, horrible place that is the MAINSTREAM. The only way to deal with to lock your bedroom door and curl protectively around your computer, and only come out to scavenge for Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets.

Emu	Oct 26th, 2006 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

(highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter)

yeah it's a pretty big change from junior high huh lol

Esuohlim

Oct 26th, 2006 12:30 PM

Newest registered member: Virginity

executioneer

Oct 26th, 2006 01:00 PM

oh no we'll never get rid of that one

Fathom Zero

Oct 26th, 2006 07:00 PM

Slither's finally coming out on DVD, I can hack bluetooth phones, the doctors are pulling the staples out of me tomorrow, and I got nine out of ten questions right in the team category "Cooking Verbs" on the Junior Varsity Academic Team. It's been a big week for me.

executioneer

Oct 26th, 2006 07:01 PM

i'm sorry the correct response to that post was "badum psssh"

Chojin

Oct 26th, 2006 07:02 PM

Oh shit son, I hope you got a trophy for that. You better have gotten a trophy for that.

Esuohlim

Oct 26th, 2006 07:02 PM

I laughed and then thought along the lines of "speak for yourself" but I would never actually post that :x

Chojin

Oct 26th, 2006 07:03 PM

That was meant for indistinguishible lamer #4, but it kinda works either way!