at least Juttin has a fancy new avatar.

Haha I'll bet

Surely Juttin would prefer a Hamburger attractor.

I know. I call it " Dance Dance Revo-thetic"

Now it's gone! LIKE MAGIK.

NEW MAD LIB :eek

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

WASPy
retard
condoms

NATIONALITY
SOMETHING ROUND
NUMBER

Canadian
Juttin
15

If nobody said Juttin it was going in anyway :loo

LAST NAME
ADJECTIVE
PERSON IN THE ROOM

cockburn
itchy
janitor

FOOD
NOUN
OCCUPATION

spotted dick
homo
dick spotter

ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB -ING

shitty
weakly
farting

VERB

lol

SAY FUCK! SOMEBODY SAY FUCK :(

Oh well haha that was a good try I suppose, anyone else want to give it a shot?

hump

fuck!

COPERNICUS

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our waspy universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire retard and that the sun and all of the condoms revolved around it. But then a Canadian named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around Juttin 15 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Cockburn, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first itchy telescopes, which was invented by janitor. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of spotted dick stuck on each end of a homo. In 1600 an Italian dick spotter named Galileo expanded Copernicus's shitty theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was weakly arrested. After farting for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to hump.

:lol

hahaha dramatic improvement

OK ME TURMN

NOUN
NOUN
VERB -ING
NOUN

:lol I'm tempted to make a photoshop

squid
tumor
snuffling
cheese