If you could give yourself felatio
 

would you swallow?

Hindsight is 20/20, Courage.

I can, & yes.

Stomach babies are my biggest fear. :(

Okay.

Seven's was the only response that made sense here.

I think that if I could give myself fellatio I would throw the remains into the nearest person's face.

Thank God,

For all mankind

Your not big enough

To find. ;)

I think that act is referred to as a spiderman.

TL;DR!

Hey Zen, will you stand next to me while I fellate myself?

I was sent to spy on a Cuban talent show.

First stop, Havanna a go go!

Enclosing, yes.

NOT INTERESTED.

I just learned a new word for blowjob so I'm going to use it akwardly on i-mock IMMEDIATELY.

guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you

Somnonanism

Technicly his sin was not that wanked. he was commanded to have a baby with his dead brother's widow and raise it in his honour. He fucked her but pulled out at the last minute and shot his wad elsewhere.

His sin was not that he wanked, but that he didn't impregnate the chick he was commanded by God to impregnate.

spilling seed is spilling seed, dude

That's hott.

This thread's name should be "If you could commit autofellatio" >: