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Pentegarn Jul 7th, 2010 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 691327)
Yes, what they're really doing is preventing a number of local people from making money providing a service to the community.

BP is really feeling the pinch from that one.

It always bugs me when people get it in their head that a company needs to pay for something because of what a few did. Sure, if you heavily penalize BP the CEO will likely get fired, but what of the thousands upon thousands of people they employ who will also suffer due to the backlash said punishment causes with either bankruptcy or massive layoffs?

Guess those people don't matter as long as we get revenge on one CEO or a few idiots right?

Why not do something revolutionary like prosecute the individuals responsible?

Dimnos Jul 7th, 2010 02:11 PM

So some guy fell from the 2nd deck at the Ballpark in Arlington at the Rangers game last night. Anyone hear about that? Anyone know where to get a video?

Tadao Jul 7th, 2010 02:57 PM

Hopefully the get it into Tosh.0 tonight

Kitsa Jul 7th, 2010 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 691363)
It always bugs me when people get it in their head that a company needs to pay for something because of what a few did. Sure, if you heavily penalize BP the CEO will likely get fired, but what of the thousands upon thousands of people they employ who will also suffer due to the backlash said punishment causes with either bankruptcy or massive layoffs?

Guess those people don't matter as long as we get revenge on one CEO or a few idiots right?

Why not do something revolutionary like prosecute the individuals responsible?


I have a relative who worked for a firm that worked for a BP refinery. I don't know how it went down everywhere, but this is what happened to him: when the spill happened, there was a sort of calm-before-the-storm. Then, when it came out that BP was responsible for the platform that was leaking, there was some sort of major corporate-level freakout and they began shedding all nonessential operations/personnel. This included my relative, who was working on a project that was completely unrelated to platforms or the spill in any way.

So my guess is that they're trying to figure out what they're going to do, and that it's somewhat frantic at BP corporate.

My opinion was that the firm's being let go was sort of a blessing in disguise...it's not exactly great PR to advertise an affiliation with BP anymore.

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2010 01:36 PM

Apparently these guys will be at comic-con.



The infamous Westboro Baptist Church who actually think god hates things. Namely gays, the military, the USA and just about anything and everything that isnt a member of their church. Just a few weeks ago they came to my city and protested other Baptist and Catholic churches because they knew the church leaders, who they have never met, were evil and more concerned with greed than spreading the word of god. Anyway... Those of you going to comic-con do you plan on ignoring them? Or do you plan to protest their protest in your own way?

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2010 01:44 PM

Protesting protesters is retarded. As far as I'm concerned, their power to affect policy is limited by their batshit craziness and their army of lawyers (which they all are) is well prepared to sue the shit out of anyone that would dare to spit on them.

They're ignored, as a result. I feel sorry for the guys at Comic-Con that'll slug them and get sued into oblivion.

Also, my views on free speech make their protests and speeches and ideals perfectly acceptable to me, so let 'em do what they want. If anyone tries to stop them, then they should be sued.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 15th, 2010 02:22 PM

I am going to Metal Slug them.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2010 02:26 PM

Get like 20 people or whatever it takes to hold hands in a circle around them and them more to weave in between holding hands forming a pentagram with them in the middle.

Pentegarn Jul 15th, 2010 03:38 PM

Is that the church that goes to funerals of dead soldiers and tells their grieving families that God hats soldiers and they will burn in hell?

If they are hopefully that motorcycle gang who follows that church around to drown out their protests by revving their motorcycle engines goes to comic con too

EDIT: They won't though. A bit of research and I found the motorcycle gang's name. They are called The Patriot Guard Riders. The mainly attend funerals of military, police, firemen, and first responders.

Colonel Flagg Jul 15th, 2010 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 692147)
Is that the church that goes to funerals of dead soldiers and tells their grieving families that God hats soldiers and they will burn in hell?

Yep, them's the folks.

Freedom of speech is a funny thing. To defend it means you have to defend all the nutcases who assemble peaceably to protest what they view to be an injustice, or demonstrate that they are the voice of reason.

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2010 04:26 PM

I had never heard of those biker guys before. After looking them up I want to send them a donation.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2010 04:47 PM

I don't know, Harley's are more annoying than hate speech.

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2010 04:51 PM

I would normally be inclined to agree with you on that one T. But to protest a funeral? Thats just despicable to the point that I would even side with Harley riders. :\

Pentegarn Jul 15th, 2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 692150)
Yep, them's the folks.

Freedom of speech is a funny thing. To defend it means you have to defend all the nutcases who assemble peaceably to protest what they view to be an injustice, or demonstrate that they are the voice of reason.

And they are free to say what they want. That's fine and dandy.

They should not however, be free to be shielded from the reactions such vitriol will doubtlessly create.

Freedom of speech does not include freedom from responsibility for your own actions.

But I do find it ironic they claim such hateful thoughts about America that they do, and yet they are fine with hiding behind the freedom of speech thing while doing so.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 15th, 2010 05:08 PM

I'm definitely on the harley riders on that one. I think that's even the same church that said God killed Heath Ledger during the dark knight because he also starred in brokeback mountain.

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2010 05:16 PM

They were at Ozzfest and I haven't heard anything yet, but I know that some of those fuckers got slammed. Had to have.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2010 06:24 PM

The funny thing is that they are getting exactly what they want. I'm indifferent towards them. As long as they don't kill Dr's, I can ignore them.

kahljorn Jul 15th, 2010 07:35 PM

westboro is like a realy annoying person on the internet who no matter what you say or how much reason you accost them with will just keep saying the same stupid shit :(

sort of like coolinator but more hateful

Zhukov Jul 16th, 2010 04:51 PM

In all fairness though, they are preaching the truth.

executioneer Jul 16th, 2010 05:01 PM

for certain values of "truth", anyways

Colonel Flagg Jul 16th, 2010 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 692162)
And they are free to say what they want. That's fine and dandy.

They should not however, be free to be shielded from the reactions such vitriol will doubtlessly create.

Freedom of speech does not include freedom from responsibility for your own actions.

But I do find it ironic they claim such hateful thoughts about America that they do, and yet they are fine with hiding behind the freedom of speech thing while doing so.

Lest you be concerned about where I stand on the issue:

Yes, I would expect they would be bodyslammed by appropriately pissed off individuals, who would then be arrested and charged with assault. Then, in a perfect world, the defendants would be allowed to plea bargain down to a misdemeanor and fined $1.

Fuck the Westboro Baptist Douchebags. >:

Dimnos Jul 19th, 2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 692256)
In all fairness though, they are preaching the truth.

Dont tell me you believe in a hateful god. :\

kahljorn Jul 19th, 2010 05:22 PM

The westboro baptist chucrch should just change their name to what they really are. JEWS. JEWS THAT WORSHIP THE HATEFUL GOD OF THE OLD TESTAMENT AND NHAVE NEVER READ THE NEW TESTAMENT

probably calling them jews would offend them. I think when i see them I'm going to ask them if they are a jewish organization

Pentegarn Jul 19th, 2010 05:33 PM

I would ask them if their religion is based in inbreeding since the bible pretty much endorses inbreeding in the book of Genesis :lol

Shrubfest Jul 19th, 2010 05:49 PM

They are pretty much all one family.

I am fairly certain they're not allowed into Britain. YAY!

Colonel Flagg Jul 19th, 2010 09:55 PM

Good for the Brits! :love

Tadao Jul 19th, 2010 10:31 PM

and their lack of freedom of speech. :love

Pentegarn Jul 19th, 2010 10:37 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Jul 19th, 2010 11:19 PM

Touché - you got me good there.

Just proves I need to go to bed. :sleep

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2010 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 692499)
The westboro baptist chucrch should just change their name to what they really are. JEWS. JEWS THAT WORSHIP THE HATEFUL GOD OF THE OLD TESTAMENT AND NHAVE NEVER READ THE NEW TESTAMENT

probably calling them jews would offend them. I think when i see them I'm going to ask them if they are a jewish organization


TTTTOOOOOOOMMMMMOOOOORRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Kitsa Jul 22nd, 2010 04:08 PM

Didn't they cover protesting protesters in "For the Bible Tells Me So"?

Shyandquietguy Jul 27th, 2010 03:03 AM

Jailbreaking is now legal!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ytech_wguy/ytech_wguy_tc3236

Poor Apple, now people can install fart noise apps from other companies on to their phone.

Pentegarn Jul 27th, 2010 06:16 AM

There's actually a lot of interesting info in that article besides jailbreaking

Fathom Zero Aug 3rd, 2010 02:48 PM

http://gizmodo.com/5603300/indonesia...15mins-of-porn

Not really headline, but I found it entertaining.

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2010 02:54 PM

Better headline would be :

Indonesian Parliament Hit by Tsunami of Porn



Also the Miranda rights have been tweaked.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_supreme_court_miranda

Fathom Zero Aug 3rd, 2010 02:56 PM

Edit: I take it back. That's not too bad.

Enough to make me uneasy, though. Extremely.

Fathom Zero Aug 3rd, 2010 03:10 PM

INDONESIAN PARLIAMENT HIT BY TSUNAMI OF POON

Tadao Aug 5th, 2010 01:47 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100805/...naomi_campbell

Naomi Campbell : "I had never heard of Charles Taylor before, never heard of the country Liberia before, had never heard the term 'blood diamonds',"

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2010 02:30 PM

Weezer signed to Epitaph.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2010 02:51 PM

MAN ACCUSED OF URINATING ON A BOY AT A PARK

http://detnews.com/article/20100728/METRO03/7280378

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 694283)
Naomi Campbell : "I had never heard of Charles Taylor before, never heard of the country Liberia before, had never heard the term 'blood diamonds',"

Does this surprise anyone?

Tadao Aug 5th, 2010 04:36 PM

Twice

kahljorn Aug 7th, 2010 06:59 PM

lol, do you guys remember that couple that named their kids "Adolph Hitler" and other nazi/whitepower/etc. names?

not really headline news or whatever but i didnt want to look for the old thread :(

http://abcnews.go.com/US/parents-can...ry?id=11334970

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2010 09:01 PM

I'm suprised it took them that long to get taken away. I forgot the sisters name was JoycleLynn Aryan Nation. :lol ::(

kahljorn Aug 7th, 2010 09:48 PM

yea and they tried to say they named them that because of their german heritage or some shit :lol

Dimnos Aug 10th, 2010 01:49 PM

One bad ass way to quit a job. :lol

Quote:

Then, the authorities said, he pulled the lever that activates the emergency-evacuation chute and slid down, making a dramatic exit not only from the plane but, one imagines, also from his airline career.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/20...-k-then-flees/

Dr. Boogie Aug 10th, 2010 04:03 PM

I would've preferred that he toss the woman down the slide.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2010 04:04 PM

Woman flips a shit at a drive-thru because they wouldn't give her chicken nuggets during breakfast hours

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/cri...e-in-ohio.html

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 694726)
One bad ass way to quit a job. :lol




http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/20...-k-then-flees/


Love that.

Dimnos Aug 10th, 2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 694743)
Woman flips a shit at a drive-thru because they wouldn't give her chicken nuggets during breakfast hours

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/cri...e-in-ohio.html


She should have gone to Jack in the Box. All the menu all the time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 694748)
Love that.

I like that he grabbed a beer on his way out. :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2010 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 694752)

I like that he grabbed a beer on his way out. :lol

That's exactly what I was going to say too.

Fathom Zero Aug 19th, 2010 08:23 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-10996451

Zhukov Aug 19th, 2010 08:34 AM

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Mr Zafaryab, 27, of Kingsbury, who owns a nursery and works in a medical supplies company, said he was willing to pay the £100 fine for parking on private land, without permit, behind a parade of shops in Copeland Mews.
Sounds quite reasonable. Hats off to this gent for sticking to what he feels right in his heart.

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On Thursday evening, Mr Zafaryab's car was finally released after he paid £100. He said he planned to challenge the fine in court.
OH YOU LYING BAS.

In other news, in Straylia we have to vote for a new Prime Minister in the next day or two. Another one. I for one am sick of electing Prime Ministers, and I think this country has got jolly well enough of them as it is.

Dimnos Aug 19th, 2010 11:05 AM

Didnt you just get a new lady PM?

Zhukov Aug 20th, 2010 02:26 AM

Exactly.

executioneer Aug 20th, 2010 02:36 AM

must've had small breasts

TheCoolinator Aug 20th, 2010 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 695796)
must've had small breasts

I'd like it if you called them wibbly wobblies. It's more civilized. :posh

Zhukov Aug 25th, 2010 05:20 AM

So these miners in Chile right, I heard that they wont be able to rescue them for at least a couple of months. That's fucking nuts that is.

I don't care if they have food, water, magazines or ipods down there; you would go nuts and kill yourself after that long underground.

Are they in the dark? Those poor bastards. Funny how every mining accident in China ends with nobody ever surviving and getting trapped, yeah, what a coincidence.

Blasted Child Aug 25th, 2010 05:44 AM

Yeah that Chilean mining story is quite intriguing.
I think they managed to get electricity from a vehicle engine (which sounds a bit dangerous, what with the exhaust fumes and all, but they probably know what they're doing) so apparently they have at least limited access to light.

I think this will be a very good chance to study human behaviour under extreme circumstances. Will they start chewing on each other? Will they hallucinate? Will they all turn gay?
To be continued.

Zhukov Aug 25th, 2010 06:36 AM

I once got locked in a change room for a good ten minutes, and I was clawing at the walls I tell you what. A friend locked me in there, and when I got out I chased him with the intent to kill him.

The human mind changes under pressure. Often for worse. It will be interesting to see how these Chilean miners react to the situation that they are faced with.

The news tells me that nobody wants to break it to them that they may be trapped down there for a little while. So they're just dancing around the issue with standard South American government aplomb

Tadao Aug 25th, 2010 12:29 PM

Mexicans are a resilient species of bugs.

Dimnos Aug 27th, 2010 11:46 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15749633/21613793

Short video of the trapped miners.

spookware Aug 27th, 2010 07:42 PM

We had a couple of loons stuck down a mine for about a month. It was hell boring to watch from the top, poor suckers. When one of them requested an Ipod with Foo fighters, good old Dav Grohl then named a song after them........

Colonel Flagg Aug 27th, 2010 09:54 PM

So they've got to wait 4 months for a rescue? Pardon the indiscretion, but where will they put all their "shit"? :x

Blasted Child Aug 28th, 2010 06:23 AM

I think they have plenty of tunnel space to shit in, but only one habitable room.

Apparently a couple of them have already gone depressed. Doesn't bode well.

Would be really scary if this developed into some sort of lord of the flies scenario, where they'd all start killing each other while the rest of world could only watch, but not really intervene.

Colonel Flagg Aug 28th, 2010 07:05 AM

Man, though, after 4 months that room will be mighty fragrant.

Zhukov Aug 28th, 2010 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spookware (Post 696570)
We had a couple of loons stuck down a mine for about a month. It was hell boring to watch from the top, poor suckers. When one of them requested an Ipod with Foo fighters, good old Dav Grohl then named a song after them........

That was in Tasmania. Not as long stuck down there, but they only had a tiny space to live/shit in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blastin Children
Would be really scary if this developed into some sort of lord of the flies scenario, where they'd all start killing each other while the rest of world could only watch, but not really intervene.

Scary, sure, but that would also make a GREAT movie.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 28th, 2010 02:31 PM

His name should be changed to blastin children.

Blasted Child Aug 29th, 2010 05:38 AM

I think if nothing interesting happens in a couple of days, they should start spiking their food with hallucinogens.
And then instead of food they'll just send down lots of knives.

PS
Sure you can call me blastin children if that may tickle your fancy

Zhukov Aug 30th, 2010 05:37 AM

:lol

In all seriousness, I'd be very surprised if they all made it out alive :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 30th, 2010 10:42 AM

They should use that ship from the Core and send Hillary Swank down into the mine with them.

Colonel Flagg Aug 30th, 2010 10:53 AM

I know this is a serious topic, but still ... :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 2nd, 2010 03:47 PM

http://www.weather.com/newscenter/na...ast/index.html

Hurricane Earl is expected to start impacting the east coast tonight (9/2/10) hitting North Carolina, then Virginia. Long Island, New York possibly by tomorrow (9/3/10). Earl was just categorized as a category 5 which is going to cause some major damage. Maybe as bad as hurricane Isabel.

Gaston is only listed as a tropical depression now but its going to clean up anything Earl missed.

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2010 04:14 PM

And I remain unaffected. :)

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2010 05:09 PM

As a tax-paying Oklahoma, I have to ask myself, "How does this affect me?"

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2010 05:17 PM

Joy of geographical location? :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 2nd, 2010 05:19 PM

You should be OOOOOTTTTTAAAYYY.

Geggy Sep 2nd, 2010 09:01 PM

i wrote to nbc to bring back "my name is earl" on tv. meh, this is close enough.

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2010 09:52 PM

Yea but 3/4 of the jokes are tone related.

Zhukov Sep 14th, 2010 08:26 AM

Kim Jong Il has a twitter account. WTF.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 14th, 2010 10:51 AM


Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2010 01:09 PM

So does Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He's my favorite.

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 14th, 2010 02:02 PM

In Maine Township, Ill., Mr. Janusz Owca was arrested in August for choking his wife and was booked into jail and given his traditional phone call. With police listening, Owca called his wife and threatened to kill her. [Chicago Sun-Times, 8-27-10]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Blasted Child Sep 14th, 2010 03:39 PM

He really really didn't like his wife

Dimnos Sep 15th, 2010 10:26 AM


Dr. Boogie Sep 15th, 2010 04:05 PM

"They Know It But They're Hiding It"

Those bastards, hiding it for centuries just to mess with our heads!

Zhukov Sep 15th, 2010 11:29 PM

"Conference begins at 8:30 (am) and concludes 10:30pm"


That's a lot of hours of bullshit. Thank god lunch is provided or I would go nuts!

Colonel Flagg Sep 16th, 2010 05:38 AM

Epicycles. :lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 16th, 2010 05:43 AM

http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

Blasted Child Sep 16th, 2010 07:17 AM

"Scientific Experiments Showing Earth Motionless in Space"

I see before me how this demonstration includes lego figures placed on big gym balls, which are then kicked around

Zhukov Sep 16th, 2010 07:31 AM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 16th, 2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 698179)
"Conference begins at 8:30 (am) and concludes 10:30pm"

That's a lot of hours of bullshit. Thank god lunch is provided or I would go nuts!

They should also include an open bar afterwards - that would be appropriate.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 17th, 2010 01:07 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/17/mo...?_r=2&src=tptw

Joaquin phone is actually a real person again. He said he's been deep in character for the last 2 years for a mockumentary movie role about his life. No more rap.

Dimnos Sep 17th, 2010 02:01 PM

The guy he bought his acid from died.

Supafly345 Sep 17th, 2010 04:55 PM

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was performance art the whole time. He's had a camera crew following him around since he first donned the beard.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 17th, 2010 05:32 PM

Oh, I had no idea. I didn't really follow it but I remember hearing the was rapping or something.

Colonel Flagg Sep 17th, 2010 08:16 PM

I still think Harry Shearer and Martin Short did it better pretending to be male synchronized swimmers. And that bit got old after about 15 minutes. :\

kahljorn Sep 19th, 2010 11:40 PM

i was reading that thing about cuntely a flick or whatever that dudes name is and i noticed that he has a very small nose and mouth. its kind of distracting

Quote:

to star in a bit of “gonzo filmmaking” modeled on the reality-bending journalism of Hunter S. Thompson.
What a bunch of faggots

executioneer Sep 20th, 2010 01:47 AM

i want to see some "hunter s thomspon filmmaking" modeled on the reality-bending journalism of Gonzo >:

i guess it'd have lots of chickens in it?

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 20th, 2010 11:05 AM

Craig Smallwood of Hawaii filed a federal lawsuit earlier this year against the makers of the online virtual-world game "Lineage II" for failing to warn him that he would become so addicted to playing it that he would be "unable to function independently in usual daily activities such as getting up, getting dressed, bathing or communicating with family and friends." (He claims to have spent 20,000 hours over five years playing.) In August, Judge Alan Kay declined to dismiss the lawsuit and set it for trial.

I hope they dismiss this judge and the attorney representing him.


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