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liquidstatik Jan 1st, 2007 03:00 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Jan 1st, 2007 03:01 AM

im pretty drunk too, milhouse]

and i got a blowjob at some highschool party
she was 18, though :x

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM

I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

OH I DID



and I got laid!

liquidstatik Jan 2nd, 2007 04:17 AM

:HIFIVE

WhiteRat Jan 2nd, 2007 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

OH I DID



and I got laid!

Finally, someone else who can appreciate the High Life.

I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot.

Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat?

FartinMowler Jan 2nd, 2007 11:23 AM

I thought you were being deployed?

Archduke Tips Jan 2nd, 2007 05:56 PM

I think I need to turn my life around.

WhiteRat Jan 2nd, 2007 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I thought you were being deployed?

That is correct, sir. I don't leave just yet, though.

Noodles Jan 2nd, 2007 08:30 PM

Im smashedtoo/

Esuohlim Jan 2nd, 2007 10:05 PM

Don't try to fit in >:

Noodles Jan 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM

^
| ^
|
_____

How do I know your not?

xbxDaniel Jan 2nd, 2007 10:49 PM

I'm always the designated driver. :(

noob3 Jan 2nd, 2007 10:50 PM

im so drunk i am barfing on my keys to type this

MarioRPG Jan 3rd, 2007 10:21 AM

I hope you wash your hands, mister.

noob3 Jan 3rd, 2007 04:07 PM

just kidding

Noodles Jan 3rd, 2007 05:04 PM


Esuohlim Jan 4th, 2007 01:08 AM

I'm sure glad Lenor disappeared again I hope it's forever

Grislygus Jan 4th, 2007 11:33 AM

Shh, you'll invoke her.

MarioRPG Jan 4th, 2007 12:53 PM

I'd rather she'd be back, then we'd stop talking about her.

Noodles Jan 4th, 2007 03:44 PM

HA IT WORKED first we were all talking about getting drunk then I post a picture and BAM were off to a different subject.

executioneer Jan 4th, 2007 03:51 PM

will wonders never cease

executioneer Jan 4th, 2007 03:51 PM


Noodles Jan 4th, 2007 03:57 PM

I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy???

executioneer Jan 4th, 2007 04:02 PM

shut up, noodles

Jixby Phillips Jan 4th, 2007 06:24 PM

yeah noodles why dont you just go race marty mcfly and ruin his life you dink

ps I just looked it up and realize that that reference is based on a false premise, I am so sorry

GADZOOKS Jan 4th, 2007 06:42 PM

im not

BEAT IT NOODLES

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahlbruce
You know what I'd hate to be? A Sheila. I've never met a Sheila who wasn't a complete idiot.


executioneer Jan 4th, 2007 09:56 PM

man its a good thing kahljorn isn't an aussie cause that woudl be an awfully misogynistic thing to say

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2007 10:06 PM

Yeah. >:

And it only took a little rewording to achieve. :conspiracy


:lol

sadie Jan 4th, 2007 10:31 PM

when i read that sheila thingy at work today, it reminded me of an outback steak. :( i'm not pregnant anymore. :( i can't just go eating steak whenever i want anymore. :( plus, santa is broke. :( damn it. :(

sadie Jan 4th, 2007 10:41 PM

very nice, pub. :)

now i gotta share: i took that pic at strawberry fields, central park, this past summer. the dog belonged to this homeless guy with matted hair who hangs out there all the time. he had a grocery cart full of trash he was separating the (mostly dead) flowers from and waxing philosophically to anyone who'd listen (mostly the dog). and that pidgeon was inching closer and closer to the water dish. the dog was like, whatever. the pidgeon was like, i'm'a get me some 'a dat. (he's a new yawkah.) it was about 105 degrees (pretty miserable at 7 months pregnant!) but what a cool day. :P

noob3 Jan 5th, 2007 12:33 AM

i love it!

Esuohlim Jan 5th, 2007 01:13 AM

I'm starting to sell a lot of unwanted shit on Amazon now and especially old gameboy games. How much do you think I could get for Tiny Toons: Wacky Sports!

Jixby Phillips Jan 5th, 2007 01:36 AM

a kiss on the cheek from jixby phillips!

HickMan Jan 5th, 2007 09:57 AM

I would give you a smile, to boot!

Seven Force Jan 5th, 2007 12:11 PM

3.50 and thats the highest ill go

ArrowX Jan 5th, 2007 04:55 PM

Sevenforce I though you were banned?

GADZOOKS Jan 6th, 2007 05:50 AM

Predictions for 1/06: Uncle Sham is Father Spaz's new character.

MarioRPG Jan 6th, 2007 10:35 AM

Will his prediction hold water? Find out next week on "I-Mock, U-Mock"!

Uncle_Sham Jan 6th, 2007 12:11 PM

No sir i am not spaz

executioneer Jan 6th, 2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Predictions for 1/06: Uncle Sham is Father Spaz's new character.

more like gorlack the destroyer

Uncle_Sham Jan 6th, 2007 02:21 PM

:tear

kahljorn Jan 6th, 2007 02:54 PM

are all australians named sheila or something?

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 04:31 PM

All Australian women. The men are called Bruce.


NO POOFTERS! :dunce

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie


very nice, pub. :)

[COOL STORY]

I've been reading the Dinosaur Comics archives, so all my conversations have been such lately.

Chojin Jan 6th, 2007 04:38 PM

you mean conversations on the internet, right

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 04:59 PM




Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
you mean conversations on the internet, right

MORE LIKE THE ONES IN MY HEAD, HAHA, GET IT? HAHA! >:


And no. No one talks to me on the internet any more. :tear

executioneer Jan 6th, 2007 05:03 PM

guys i found videos of the warlock pinchers' last show on youtube :o

executioneer Jan 6th, 2007 05:06 PM

i also found this


liquidstatik Jan 6th, 2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
you mean conversations on the internet, right

MORE LIKE THE ONES IN MY HEAD, HAHA, GET IT? HAHA! >:


And no. No one talks to me on the internet any more. :tear

i talk to you all the time shut up

liquidstatik Jan 6th, 2007 05:21 PM

crybaby

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
i talk to you all the time shut up

Five minutes a week ago isn't all the time. ;(

liquidstatik Jan 6th, 2007 05:33 PM

CRY ME A RIVER

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 05:44 PM

GO TAKE DRUGS WITH YOUR NEGRO BUDDY! :eek

Archduke Tips Jan 6th, 2007 05:49 PM

Hi guys. I like you guys. :)

liquidstatik Jan 6th, 2007 06:03 PM

ty :D

Sethomas Jan 6th, 2007 06:05 PM

Russo you're an alright guy.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 07:18 PM

What I like to do is say in here that no one chats with me anymore, so I get seven or eight people messaging me and then I'm rude at them until they stop.

ANTI-SOCIAL INTERNETS! >:


:lol

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 07:20 PM

While spellchecking I found:

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
Wikipedia[/url]]Mnemonic

A mnemonic that can be used to remember the criteria for antisocial personality disorder is CORRUPT:
C - cannot follow law
O - obligations ignored
R - remorselessness
R - recklessness
U - underhandedness
P - planning deficit
T - temper

:lol

liquidstatik Jan 6th, 2007 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
What I like to do is say in here that no one chats with me anymore, so I get seven or eight people messaging me and then I'm rude at them until they stop.

ANTI-SOCIAL INTERNETS! >:


:lol

shut up your lieing

Dire Flamingo Jan 6th, 2007 08:35 PM

I have never talked to Pub Lover.

Hello, Pub. :)

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 08:59 PM

Hello underaged lady.

I am not in anyway being inappropriate.

I will not be persecuted for this event.

xbxDaniel Jan 6th, 2007 09:43 PM

You say that to all the girls.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2007 09:56 PM

Ladies like a guy that's aloof due to former convictions.

Archduke Tips Jan 6th, 2007 10:57 PM

Okay, I'll admit it.
MR. DANNY TATOM, I think your avatar is the bee's knees. :)

Archduke Tips Jan 6th, 2007 11:37 PM

愉快的时间菠萝是这里安慰您

noob3 Jan 7th, 2007 01:04 AM

katamari dynasty! says:
be nice
katamari dynasty! says:
puscy
oops says:
ur the puscy
katamari dynasty! says:
youre a puscy puddinghead
oops says:
you are frothing pudding puscy
katamari dynasty! says:
lol!

noob3 Jan 7th, 2007 01:08 AM

katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.

kahljorn Jan 7th, 2007 02:11 AM

more like flesh-eatting sheilas!

who says you don't learn from the internet

MarioRPG Jan 7th, 2007 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.

I saw that movie!

Grislygus Jan 7th, 2007 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.

I saw that movie!

Well hell's bells, I did, too. Last night, as a matter of fact. Any movie with a description like that immediately has my full attention.

noob3 Jan 7th, 2007 06:15 PM

my girlfriend was telling me about, i dont have satellite at my house :o

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 7th, 2007 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy???

You should know, Italian.

Sethomas Jan 7th, 2007 11:13 PM

I've eaten pizza in Italy. :posh

Terra Jan 7th, 2007 11:38 PM

I ate rice in Malaysia.

kahljorn Jan 7th, 2007 11:38 PM

I thought pizza in italy was left over food baked into a puffy bread that extremely poor people ate.

liquidstatik Jan 8th, 2007 01:26 PM

o rly?

Sethomas Jan 8th, 2007 01:42 PM

Maybe that's how it evolved, but considering Queen Margherita had her favorite style of pizza named after her I doubt it carried that stigma for very long.

The biggest difference is that they insist on real wood fires in brick ovens, which makes it taste gooooood.

MarioRPG Jan 8th, 2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus
Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.

I saw that movie!

Well hell's bells, I did, too. Last night, as a matter of fact. Any movie with a description like that immediately has my full attention.

I saw it a while ago, last summer maybe.

(yay for quotes)

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2007 03:33 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza

Many of the italian restaurants around here make italian pizza the way you described. I like the calzones better, though. Calzones are fucking delicous, and if you ask them to they'll cover it with marinara sauce :O :O :O

Grislygus Jan 8th, 2007 03:37 PM

Italian calzones and Chicago pizza pies.

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2007 03:40 PM

I just ate a freschetta :D
delicioso!

Esuohlim Jan 8th, 2007 04:27 PM

This page is like Juttin heaven.

executioneer Jan 8th, 2007 04:37 PM

someone talk about an alive dad quick

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2007 05:31 PM

My dad is alive and today I found out that he looks strikingly similar to the mexican mascot guy on bottles of tapatio hot sauce.

Uncle_Sham Jan 8th, 2007 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
This page is like Juttin heaven.

:lol

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 8th, 2007 09:35 PM

Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?

Uncle_Sham Jan 8th, 2007 09:39 PM

s it because you think im that fat lard?

Yggdrasill Jan 8th, 2007 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?

why oh why esteemed veteran?

Terra Jan 8th, 2007 10:11 PM

i didn't know idaho had an e at the end of it


carry on

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 8th, 2007 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?

why oh why esteemed veteran?

:(

Yggdrasill Jan 8th, 2007 10:18 PM

Hey zelda have you played the new zelda?

Yggdrasill Jan 8th, 2007 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
i didn't know idaho had an e at the end of it


carry on

fixed it

Yggdrasill Jan 8th, 2007 10:27 PM

SO EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I WANNA CHAT OK ;)

liquidstatik Jan 9th, 2007 08:59 AM

im heeeeeeere, but i dont think you are ;<

lunlun Jan 9th, 2007 10:22 AM

i wonder if ANYBODY of you is able to cook a REAL meal.

not that instant shit



;)

Terra Jan 9th, 2007 11:35 AM

we can cook a real meal

it's doubtful we would eat it

executioneer Jan 9th, 2007 11:46 AM

i'm not 100% sure what that has to do with anything, lunlun, but i'm pretty sure a few people can back up the fact that i am a pretty good cook >:

i've made apple tarts from scratch before if that is not sufficient you can kiss my b*tt

lunlun Jan 9th, 2007 01:05 PM

so please invite me for dinner ;)


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