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Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2005 04:33 PM


Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2005 04:35 PM

jk there's only enough for six more :( also resize them yourself lazybones >:

HickMan Mar 11th, 2005 04:44 PM


liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2005 05:31 PM


Rongi Mar 11th, 2005 05:34 PM

lol this is the best gang ever >:D

Matt Harty Mar 12th, 2005 03:03 AM

hey guys

Karl Hungus Mar 12th, 2005 04:09 AM

i'm a little intimidated.

Matt Harty Mar 12th, 2005 09:09 AM


liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2005 10:40 AM

hey chef wuts up?

ScruU2wice Mar 12th, 2005 12:27 PM

guys, this is getting really confusing :(

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2005 01:00 PM

I'm the one with the hat :D

Sam Mar 12th, 2005 04:28 PM

Pip pip old chaps. :posh

HickMan Mar 12th, 2005 06:12 PM

Whatever you say guys. I'm so laid back I don't care :cool

Matt Harty Mar 12th, 2005 09:15 PM

hey guys WHOS HUNGRY :lol

HickMan Mar 12th, 2005 09:27 PM

Well since we're all Al Roker...We're always hungry :rolleyes

Matt Harty Mar 12th, 2005 10:33 PM


Rongi Mar 13th, 2005 01:07 AM

wrangle me up some varmint

Matt Harty Mar 13th, 2005 09:26 AM

soups on!

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2005 11:43 AM

lets eat it in the adventure jeep! :O

HickMan Mar 13th, 2005 03:03 PM

I'll bring the picnic basket and sunscreen!

Immortal Goat Mar 13th, 2005 03:13 PM

Hey guys, I hope there's enough for me! After a long day on the slopes, THIS Roker's ready for some grub!

Anonymous Mar 13th, 2005 04:33 PM

this last page is pure gold :<

Emu Mar 13th, 2005 04:40 PM


Karl Hungus Mar 13th, 2005 06:19 PM



Immortal Goat Mar 13th, 2005 06:23 PM

Egads! A challenge! Roker League, ASSEMBLE!

Matt Harty Mar 13th, 2005 06:53 PM


Emu Mar 13th, 2005 07:32 PM

gee whiz

HickMan Mar 13th, 2005 07:47 PM


Rongi Mar 13th, 2005 07:48 PM


Immortal Goat Mar 13th, 2005 09:59 PM

Oh man, I predict a storm front moving in on Karl here. My five-day forecast? Some black thunder with a chance of pain. Now let's see what's happening in your neck of the woods.

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2005 10:06 PM

What's that roaring outside your tent, Karl? A few angry rokers, i bet! >:

Rongi Mar 13th, 2005 10:08 PM

i'm gonna cook you up some low-fat asskicking.

Immortal Goat Mar 13th, 2005 10:16 PM

Rongi-Roker's badass face works great with this :(

EDIT: I'm gonna kick your ass Karl, and it hurts extra bad with skis on >:

executioneer Mar 14th, 2005 07:13 AM

man why the fuck is there no replica of the glaive from krull for sale anywhere on the goddamn internet >: its always the one from Blade, and who gives a fuck about that one >: do i gotta make my own or what you faggets

Big McLargehuge Mar 14th, 2005 07:17 AM

i <3 krull

executioneer Mar 14th, 2005 07:41 AM


Mad Melvin Mar 14th, 2005 07:53 AM

Who the hell is Al Roker? Seriously. :(

fungusamongus Mar 14th, 2005 08:16 AM

I think he's a weatherman

executioneer Mar 14th, 2005 08:30 AM

he is the weather from the today show

Mad Melvin Mar 14th, 2005 11:43 AM


Matt Harty Mar 14th, 2005 11:47 AM


rockets redglare Mar 14th, 2005 12:24 PM

hey guys

Mad Melvin Mar 14th, 2005 12:44 PM

yo whut up

Immortal Goat Mar 14th, 2005 12:50 PM

Where in the world is *HUH!* Matt Lauer! :oldTodayshowreference

Esuohlim Mar 14th, 2005 04:28 PM

I lost three pounds taking a shit today :(

HickMan Mar 14th, 2005 04:59 PM

My stomach is the size of my thumb thanks to surgery. Who wants an egg salad sandwich?

Sam Mar 14th, 2005 09:05 PM

I'd have some but the wife would kill me! (not literally)

Guitar Woman Mar 14th, 2005 09:07 PM

I'd have some but it would give me egg farts :eek

HickMan Mar 14th, 2005 09:15 PM

Who wants some fruit punch?

Guitar Woman Mar 14th, 2005 09:26 PM

I will never get tired of reading this:

"Bitten as a young man by a radioactive spider, Max Burbank now possesses the proportional speed, strength and agility of a man slowly dying from radiation poisoning."

Immortal Goat Mar 15th, 2005 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by HickMan
Who wants some fruit punch?

I would love some, but I still have a nice steamy mug of hot chocolate. I still have some left over marshmallows, though. Anybody want some?

ScruU2wice Mar 15th, 2005 01:04 AM

I don't post as much as I used to.

Matt Harty Mar 15th, 2005 05:15 PM

I still love you.

kellychaos Mar 15th, 2005 05:27 PM

Keep him away from the faggots. That's alls I'm sayin' >:

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2005 07:46 PM

I bought five Talking Heads CDs today :(

Rongi Mar 16th, 2005 08:05 PM

fag :(

kellychaos Mar 16th, 2005 08:16 PM

Same as it ever was.

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2005 08:26 PM

I like shitty music, someone help :(

Rongi Mar 16th, 2005 09:13 PM

buy five frank zappa cds tommorrow or i'll kick you in the face >:

FS Mar 17th, 2005 04:59 AM

when is someone going to be come Tennis/Golf Al Roker? Or is that the one that comes in during the second season with a far more powerful zord when everything's turning stale?

Drev Mar 17th, 2005 05:33 AM

I bet if al roker had a vagina you'd fuck him/her >:

kellychaos Mar 17th, 2005 04:48 PM

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2005 06:03 PM

I was going to buy a Frank Zappa CD but then I noticed the randomness of the album/song titles and my pet peeve is when people confuse randomness with creativity so I was apprehensive but in hindsight I should have picked one up anyway to try it out so I will this weekend :(

rockets redglare Mar 17th, 2005 06:15 PM

I can't express the extent to which the Al Roker pictures enhance the CD discussion

Rongi Mar 17th, 2005 06:50 PM

milhouse you are a very silly person

thebiggameover Mar 17th, 2005 06:55 PM

hey guys, whats up?

Rongi Mar 17th, 2005 07:16 PM

i bought two allman brothers cds, bitches

Rongi Mar 17th, 2005 07:16 PM

actually one i got for free because there's this punch hole card i have and once all the holes get punched i get a free cd OMG

Rongi Mar 17th, 2005 07:17 PM

i was also gonna buy 1999 by Prince but i decided against it :(

Matt Harty Mar 17th, 2005 08:52 PM

oh well

Sam Mar 18th, 2005 12:38 AM

Maybe it was for the best. :posh

Emu Mar 18th, 2005 01:29 AM

today i bought jimi hendrix at woodstock cd and frank zappa's zoot allure :x

Matt Harty Mar 18th, 2005 11:36 AM

i got a new mp3 player for running

Matt Harty Mar 18th, 2005 11:42 AM

im already letting someone borrow it

Matt Harty Mar 18th, 2005 11:45 AM

seems it's too cold to run right now :rolleyes

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2005 12:35 PM

yeah my heart is burning. :(

Sam Mar 18th, 2005 01:36 PM

Maybe that's for the best. :posh

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2005 03:10 PM

I miss pub lover :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2005 03:11 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: i am sad that nobody lauged at one of my posts :(

Lemmysomemoney: Yes, I used to get like that, then I got banned & now no one even reads my posts as I write them down in a little notebook that is stained by my constant tears.

BiggieMclargeguy: lol :0

BiggieMclargeguy: i'd read that notebook sugarpants ;(

Lemmysomemoney: haha

Emu Mar 18th, 2005 05:23 PM


Emu Mar 18th, 2005 05:23 PM

guys we for seriously only have like 12 more days to get to 10,000 posts

Anonymous Mar 18th, 2005 05:42 PM

biggie, don't make me ban you for posting stuff for pub.

HickMan Mar 18th, 2005 06:53 PM

hey guys...let's just chill.

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2005 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by Emu
guys we for seriously only have like 12 more days to get to 10,000 posts


rockets redglare Mar 18th, 2005 07:34 PM

I'm Matt Lauer

Emu Mar 18th, 2005 07:42 PM

more like matt liar

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2005 07:46 PM

i'm stuck in a dilimea, guys. i have many friends, and they all want me to do things tonight. :( but i dont know which to choose!

group 1 - get drunk and passout on somebody's floor. :(
group 2 - get high and play halo :(
group 3 - go to the mall :(
group 4 - not planned.

what should i do?

rockets redglare Mar 18th, 2005 07:58 PM

More like Fatt Liar

Also, go with group 1 or 2.
Fuck the mall

executioneer Mar 18th, 2005 08:02 PM

set frires

HickMan Mar 18th, 2005 08:30 PM

Go to the one with the most chicksss :o

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2005 08:31 PM

that would be the mall. but i got a girlfriend and, unlike schimid, im a respectable man. ;o

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2005 08:50 PM

well FUCK. Option 1 is out. :( Option 2 is, also. Mine as well go to the mall. Maybe i'll score something on the way there.

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2005 09:00 PM

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2005 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by Chojin
biggie, don't make me ban you for posting stuff for pub.

i wasn't posting that for pub i was posting it for the posterity of all :(

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2005 11:20 PM

I went to the mall Wednesday where I bought CDs and the mall has an arcade. :(

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2005 11:21 PM

One of my friends is a fucking frantic spaz with the DDR machine and can do Uber-Happy Level 9 whatever where all the arrows are on top of each other and passing by the screen like a blur while lyrics like "AWNI CHOOCHI OKAY OKAY CHOOCHI OKAY-YAH-WAH" are blasting out of the speakers.

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2005 11:22 PM

I've spent maybe two dollars on DDR in my entire life so when I try playing I put it on the first level and I still suck because it's not real dancing, folks. >:

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2005 11:25 PM

So instead I played the Drumset version of DDR which I'm actually not too bad at. When my DDR friend (his name is Matt) does it he tries to do fancy tricks with the sticks but ends up dropping them EVERY TIME and missing the next 15 beats or so, wtf

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2005 11:27 PM

So eventually I got sick of arcade shit so I went to FYE and while one of my other friends was perusing the Hentai section of the Anime section like a faggot I went to look for more CDs :(

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2005 11:29 PM

When I came across a Frank Zappa CD that was entitled "Uncle Meat" I thought LOL TWO WORDS THAT NORMALLY DON'T TOGETHER and threw it back. I would have bought it anyway if it wasn't 12 bucks so I kept looking :(

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