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Pub Lover May 29th, 2011 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 723500)
GOD FUCK ASSPIES

MY LIFE IS SO HARD AND IM SO COMPLICATED THAT I NEED SOME SPECIAL DEVICE TO SIMULATE HUGS

It is the fleshlight that you can get your mom to pay for.

captain516 May 29th, 2011 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 723502)
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haha I used to steal shit all the time when I was a kid.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2011 06:10 PM

We all did. Some of us didn't stop. >:

Grislygus May 29th, 2011 06:44 PM

I got stuck with all lows too, what the fuck >: the artist is NORMAL?!! I call bullshit.

Half of those questions weren't even "yes" or "no" answers, anyway

10,000 Volt Ghost May 29th, 2011 06:46 PM

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Thanks survey for outlining what books you need to sell me.

Esuohlim May 29th, 2011 07:13 PM

lol at the high scores for Histrionic and Narcissistic

THE CROSS-DRESSING IS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE

10,000 Volt Ghost May 29th, 2011 07:33 PM

I blame the narcissism on my fantastic ass.

Grislygus May 29th, 2011 09:14 PM

With your ass and my legs, we can rule the world

"10,000 VOLT FRANKENGUST: THE MONSTER EVERYONE'S GAY FOR



INCLUDING THE LADIES



SUMMER 2011"

kahljorn May 29th, 2011 09:15 PM

:lol

Quote:

It is the fleshlight that you can get your mom to pay for.
i was just looking at vibrators and saw that thing :O
looks like a icecream shake with a pit of sarlac in it.

Kitsa May 29th, 2011 09:35 PM

I just took their Depression one and it says I have Seasonal Affective Disorder. Maybe that's true because man, fuck winter.

Shyandquietguy May 29th, 2011 09:39 PM

I just got seasons one and two of KITH for roughly fourteen bucks.

Kitsa May 29th, 2011 09:43 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost May 29th, 2011 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 723538)
With your ass and my legs, we can rule the world

"10,000 VOLT FRANKENGUST: THE MONSTER EVERYONE'S GAY FOR



INCLUDING THE LADIES



SUMMER 2011"

:lol we'd be puttin on the ritz for sure.

Colonel Flagg May 29th, 2011 10:01 PM

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Whatever ....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 723497)
So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out

Yeah, one will kill the other.

You're getting better. This was almost funny. :shocked

Kitsa May 29th, 2011 10:03 PM

schizoid-five, col flagg.

Colonel Flagg May 29th, 2011 10:06 PM

I wouldn't be schizophrenic if all those damned voices in my head would just SHUT THE HELL UP!

Tadao May 29th, 2011 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 723486)
Forehead: Very high

:lol

Pentegarn May 29th, 2011 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 723561)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 723497)
So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out

Yeah, one will kill the other.



You're getting better. This was almost funny. :shocked

But almost doesn't count, and since you quoted him after 5:42, this counts in his clunker count so...

Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (from 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 4

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2011 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 723551)
I just took their Depression one and it says I have Seasonal Affective Disorder. Maybe that's true because man, fuck winter.

I love winter and hate spring. Spring is just warm enough to disappoint you when it's only that way for a day, then goes back to being freezing the rest of the week, on top of dumping 20" of rain on you. Fuck Spring.

Kitsa May 30th, 2011 12:11 AM

I don't mind rain or transitory shitty weather. Spring is when you begin to see light at the end of the tunnel after three or four months of solid pain.

Otto May 30th, 2011 12:25 AM

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Maybe I DID deserve all those beatings as a child :(

Esuohlim May 30th, 2011 12:27 AM

Spring makes everything smell like compost, and although it's when FINE YOUNG WOMEN BEGIN TO WEAR SKIRTS AGAIN :WINK I'd still take winter over spring and summer anytime

MLE May 30th, 2011 12:46 AM



I don't know how I scored lower than like, half of you.

MLE May 30th, 2011 12:49 AM

Also, how does answering "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED SOCIAL INTERACTION" with no means that you hate everyone and everything all the time forever?

executioneer May 30th, 2011 12:50 AM

i still think having it be only "yes-no" makes it entirely too easy for it to be completely wrong as ass


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