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Tadao Mar 19th, 2012 04:46 PM

Fucking hell, do you work for a major chain or a "health food" grocery. I've worked for both and it sounds like you work for either Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. I worked for WinCo (Eureka, Fresno) and New Leaf (Santa Cruz).

You don't have to answer because I WILL FIND YOU, but dude, it sounds like you work for yuppies.

Tadao Mar 19th, 2012 04:47 PM

I almost missed the Brak. :O

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2012 05:29 PM

yuppies? dude, the other produce clerk spits tobacco in the trash can all day and tells me about how much he likes frog gigging.

i work for lowes foods, which has several stores in central north carolina and like... five in southwestern virginia. it's a small shitty chain that charges way too much and - like all north carolina businesses - is strongly anti-union.

previously i worked for food lion/delhaize and safeway.

this is where i live:
http://www.wxii12.com/video/30200508/detail.html

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2012 05:34 PM

also my store is just outside of a small town that is dry... which is fucking weird.

Tadao Mar 20th, 2012 12:47 AM

Oh man, I remember when food lion got busted for remarking expired foster farm chicken as fresh food lion brand. :lol

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2012 12:54 AM

Happy Birthday, Kitsa. :)

Kitsa Mar 20th, 2012 07:25 AM

Thanks :D

Aaarg Mar 20th, 2012 08:19 AM

birthdays? happy birthday!


tadao i remember when i was at food lion and the meat manager stole beer and drank on the job and also re-ground old beef with new beef yay food lion

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 20th, 2012 09:14 AM

Happy Birthday Kitsa!

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 756369)
Thanks :D

You're welcome :wink

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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 756370)
birthdays? happy birthday!


tadao i remember when i was at food lion and the meat manager stole beer and drank on the job and also re-ground old beef with new beef yay food lion

Sounds like the Butcher from Diablo I.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 20th, 2012 09:30 AM

Fathom ~ I saw you on two and a half men last night.

Kitsa Mar 20th, 2012 10:59 AM

Thank you. It was awesome. I went on a great trip and should probably post about some of the crap I saw but I lack energy atm.

Colonel Flagg Mar 20th, 2012 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 756359)
I almost missed the Brak. :O

Thank goodness for the pubmeister. :p

HBDK! :party

ThrashO Mar 20th, 2012 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 756361)
i work for lowes foods, which has several stores in central north carolina and like...

one is across the street from me and I steal from there almost daily :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 21st, 2012 12:27 AM

^I forgot to tell you. I was looking up the video for hardcore pawn with the shark suit and it came up with a guy wearing a shark suit stagediving at a municipal waste concert that made me crack up.

Aaarg Mar 21st, 2012 10:01 AM

i steal a lot too but it's mostly fruit with bad spots or sugar snap peas and my stealing only goes as far as my belly

Kitsa Mar 21st, 2012 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 756377)
Thank goodness for the pubmeister. :p

HBDK! :party

tycf

Kitsa Mar 21st, 2012 08:47 PM

My neighbor is receiving sloppy drunk oral in his van with the doors wide open in his driveway. I know this because when the guy's dogs went after me as I passed, the woman raised herself from the bent-over position enough to shout at me that they ain't her dogs.

ThrashO Mar 22nd, 2012 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 756386)
^I forgot to tell you. I was looking up the video for hardcore pawn with the shark suit and it came up with a guy wearing a shark suit stagediving at a municipal waste concert that made me crack up.

thats the terror shark :rock

kahljorn Mar 22nd, 2012 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 756413)
My neighbor is receiving sloppy drunk oral in his van with the doors wide open in his driveway. I know this because when the guy's dogs went after me as I passed, the woman raised herself from the bent-over position enough to shout at me that they ain't her dogs.

:lol

Zhukov Mar 22nd, 2012 11:42 PM

Sometimes I wish that Kitsa's life was a film.

Aaarg Mar 23rd, 2012 12:46 PM

i'm sure if you search for "sloppy blowjob video" you can see this @@

Fathom Zero Mar 23rd, 2012 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 756373)
Fathom ~ I saw you on two and a half men last night.

WHA HAPPENED?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 23rd, 2012 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 756495)
There are 10,000 reasons to listen to Bill. And one of them involves an airhorn.

I totally got airhorned myself last week.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 23rd, 2012 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756493)
WHA HAPPENED?

You sat on the coach playing videogames with the son.



This guy.

Fathom Zero Mar 23rd, 2012 05:06 PM

NOT EVEN


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