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Zhukov Jul 16th, 2012 11:52 AM

Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl the other day about how I don't get sick EVER, for which she was suitably impressed, and now just before our next date I have a disgusting guttural cough going on.

How many sentences can you think of that will require me to fashionably end/begin with a clearing of the throat? I need some way to cough incognito.

Kitsa Jul 16th, 2012 02:15 PM

I don't know, but thinking "Wow, I haven't been sick in a long time" is a rookie mistake. Not that I subscribe to any particular philosophy that believes in the causality, but I swear every damn time I have that thought I always get sick right afterward.

Dimnos Jul 16th, 2012 08:27 PM

Your best bet is probably to drink something hot and try coughing it all up before.

Babs Jul 17th, 2012 06:27 PM

I just got over a pretty nasty illness that had occupied my body for 4 days. Best thing to do, run/jog or do something where you're being active for about 10 minutes where you're basically going to sweat it out.

Tadao Jul 17th, 2012 07:10 PM

My doctor always recommends that I over exert myself when I'm ill.

Babs Jul 17th, 2012 09:00 PM

Stop sweatin' me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 17th, 2012 09:35 PM

jerking off like 8 times is the way to get healthy

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 12:21 AM

Is that how you had a baby?

Sam Jul 18th, 2012 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 760023)
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10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 18th, 2012 04:18 AM

HOW I HAD TWO BABIES

Zhukov Jul 18th, 2012 12:15 PM

Thank you 10k for the only actual serious suggestion.

Aaarg Jul 18th, 2012 12:41 PM

this is where all the dicks touch each other

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 12:58 PM

The circle (jerk) of life.

Kitsa Jul 18th, 2012 02:43 PM

I had a serious suggestion.

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 03:09 PM

Well, what's going on? Are you coughing up green shit, is it just a sore throat, is it a dry cough, I have no idea what's going on. No need to take antibiotics if there's no sign of infection.

Tadao Jul 18th, 2012 04:02 PM

Marijuana can cure it. I don't know what it is but Dr. Peter Tosh said it's good for (blank).

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 07:55 PM

Primo bud. That real sticky herb.

Esuohlim Jul 18th, 2012 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 760257)
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Shrubfest Jul 19th, 2012 08:19 AM

So, I graduated yesterday. Had to get up on stage and shake the university chancellors hand whilst wearing hired robes.

Who's our university chancellor?

Patrick Stewart.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Pub Lover Jul 19th, 2012 08:41 AM

Shrub's Uni has a rule that prohibits asking him about Star Trek.

Shrub did not take the hint when I suggested there was no rule that barred licking his head.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 760213)
Where's the picture of Willie as a cop?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 760214)
Ask pub.

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 760292)
[00:22] Mrs. O: seems MLE believes you have a photo of willie as a cop.


Shrubfest Jul 19th, 2012 08:51 AM

A girl hugged him. It was majorly awkward. Then she couldn't find her seat when she got down.

And I couldn't lick his head, he had robes of ceremony on, which involved a hat. :( I was also too short.

Kitsa Jul 19th, 2012 09:23 AM

I watched Safe House again the other night. I think I'd be battling lines from the movie in my head the entire ceremony.

Very neat though.

Henry Winkler spoke at the Ithaca graduation :/

Tadao Jul 19th, 2012 12:29 PM

Hahahaha I watched Safe House last month. That was a horrible movie. :(

Tadao Jul 19th, 2012 12:31 PM


Guitar Woman Jul 19th, 2012 02:42 PM

Channeling Vincent Price


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