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Zhukov Jul 16th, 2012 11:52 AM

Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl the other day about how I don't get sick EVER, for which she was suitably impressed, and now just before our next date I have a disgusting guttural cough going on.

How many sentences can you think of that will require me to fashionably end/begin with a clearing of the throat? I need some way to cough incognito.

Kitsa Jul 16th, 2012 02:15 PM

I don't know, but thinking "Wow, I haven't been sick in a long time" is a rookie mistake. Not that I subscribe to any particular philosophy that believes in the causality, but I swear every damn time I have that thought I always get sick right afterward.

Dimnos Jul 16th, 2012 08:27 PM

Your best bet is probably to drink something hot and try coughing it all up before.

Babs Jul 17th, 2012 06:27 PM

I just got over a pretty nasty illness that had occupied my body for 4 days. Best thing to do, run/jog or do something where you're being active for about 10 minutes where you're basically going to sweat it out.

Tadao Jul 17th, 2012 07:10 PM

My doctor always recommends that I over exert myself when I'm ill.

Babs Jul 17th, 2012 09:00 PM

Stop sweatin' me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 17th, 2012 09:35 PM

jerking off like 8 times is the way to get healthy

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 12:21 AM

Is that how you had a baby?

Sam Jul 18th, 2012 01:43 AM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 760023)


10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 18th, 2012 04:18 AM


Zhukov Jul 18th, 2012 12:15 PM

Thank you 10k for the only actual serious suggestion.

Aaarg Jul 18th, 2012 12:41 PM

this is where all the dicks touch each other

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 12:58 PM

The circle (jerk) of life.

Kitsa Jul 18th, 2012 02:43 PM

I had a serious suggestion.

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 03:09 PM

Well, what's going on? Are you coughing up green shit, is it just a sore throat, is it a dry cough, I have no idea what's going on. No need to take antibiotics if there's no sign of infection.

Tadao Jul 18th, 2012 04:02 PM

Marijuana can cure it. I don't know what it is but Dr. Peter Tosh said it's good for (blank).

Babs Jul 18th, 2012 07:55 PM

Primo bud. That real sticky herb.

Esuohlim Jul 18th, 2012 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by Sam (Post 760257)


Shrubfest Jul 19th, 2012 08:19 AM

So, I graduated yesterday. Had to get up on stage and shake the university chancellors hand whilst wearing hired robes.

Who's our university chancellor?

Patrick Stewart.


Pub Lover Jul 19th, 2012 08:41 AM

Shrub's Uni has a rule that prohibits asking him about Star Trek.

Shrub did not take the hint when I suggested there was no rule that barred licking his head.


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 760213)
Where's the picture of Willie as a cop?


Originally Posted by MLE (Post 760214)
Ask pub.


Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 760292)
[00:22] Mrs. O: seems MLE believes you have a photo of willie as a cop.

Shrubfest Jul 19th, 2012 08:51 AM

A girl hugged him. It was majorly awkward. Then she couldn't find her seat when she got down.

And I couldn't lick his head, he had robes of ceremony on, which involved a hat. :( I was also too short.

Kitsa Jul 19th, 2012 09:23 AM

I watched Safe House again the other night. I think I'd be battling lines from the movie in my head the entire ceremony.

Very neat though.

Henry Winkler spoke at the Ithaca graduation :/

Tadao Jul 19th, 2012 12:29 PM

Hahahaha I watched Safe House last month. That was a horrible movie. :(

Tadao Jul 19th, 2012 12:31 PM

Guitar Woman Jul 19th, 2012 02:42 PM

Channeling Vincent Price

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