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Aaarg Jul 22nd, 2012 09:07 PM

Awful, no.

Aaarg Jul 23rd, 2012 02:19 PM

At first I thought it was weird that the state privatizes its vehicle registration process, because I grew up in VA where the DMV is the DMV and you wait in line for an hour to ask a fucking question and find out you're missing two of the forms you need or whatever.

But after dealing with the license plate offices a few times, they're fucking great.

"Hi, I need to renew my registration, but my address is different and my license still has the old one."
"What's the new address?"
"blah blah blah."
"28 dollars. Here you go."

You don't even need to verify my identity at all?

pretty cool, now I won't get pulled over because this stolen car's registration is out of date. Fuck yeah!!!!!!

Kitsa Jul 23rd, 2012 02:41 PM

Mr Kitsa got into trouble with one of those privatized places (in a mall, of course), trying to renew plates. In the time it took them to "sync" it with the DMV at large, he got pulled over for expired plates.

Tadao Jul 23rd, 2012 04:50 PM


Zhukov Jul 23rd, 2012 10:34 PM

Yes, I have problems with leaving a room and then all the people I left it for follow me.


Happens all the god damn time, and I'm not even subtle about announcing that I want to get away.

kahljorn Jul 23rd, 2012 11:08 PM

u got a lot of cats or something?

Esuohlim Jul 24th, 2012 11:19 PM

GEORGE JEFFERSON DIED

"YOU BIG DUMMY"

1891-2012

Kitsa Jul 24th, 2012 11:23 PM

I liked how Celebrity Death Beeper ended with, "Movin' on up".

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 25th, 2012 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 760445)
GEORGE JEFFERSON DIED

"YOU BIG DUMMY"

1891-2012

RIP MR RICHFIELD. IT WAS NICE WORKING FOR HIM.

Fathom Zero Jul 25th, 2012 03:31 AM



rip that's what's up

Rongi Jul 25th, 2012 12:53 PM

whats good with the dick touchin, y'all

Aaarg Jul 25th, 2012 01:02 PM

when the dick touches another dick

Fathom Zero Jul 25th, 2012 01:35 PM

lemme touch yer butt

Aaarg Jul 25th, 2012 06:55 PM

wrong thread jack-Ass!!!

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2012 09:45 PM

Dammit, where did all the hockey people go, I have Important Issues to discuss that only they will appreciate

ok, so not really hugely important

but the part about only them appreciating it stands

kahljorn Jul 26th, 2012 04:43 PM

man ive been applying at all kinds of places to get a few jobs and one of them was pizza hut.
they sent me an e-mail today from their agency that hires people asking me if i want to get a pizza (PIZZA HUT IS AN EQUAL Opportunity EMPLOYER)

>:

Tadao Jul 26th, 2012 07:13 PM


Aaarg Jul 26th, 2012 08:37 PM

equal opportunity cutie

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2012 10:35 PM

You should work at the red panda agency. I would patronize your establishment.

Tadao Jul 26th, 2012 10:53 PM

I'd get busted for stealing from work. :eek

kahljorn Jul 26th, 2012 10:56 PM

don't you dare patronize red pandas >:

Kitsa Jul 27th, 2012 08:40 AM

ginger discriminating fuckers

Dimnos Jul 27th, 2012 10:05 AM

To be fair, they are soulless.

kahljorn Jul 27th, 2012 12:27 PM

so i just made a facebook account and even though I haven't put in anywhere i live, any jobs, any friends or any information about me besides my name (which i even used a shorten version of my name), birthdate, and phone number so I could be validated, facebook knows everywhere I've lived and makes recommendations of people I know.

Like in my, "People you might know" it had 10kghost -- I've never tried to contact him on there or anything. And people like 10k knew me as Stew too, not as my real name. Kind of wonder if they are violating privacy like google did.

Hangie Jul 27th, 2012 12:53 PM

It's not violating your privacy if you agreed to the TOS which probably had all sorts of weird shit in it. Plus don't they scan whatever email you sign up with or whatever?


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