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kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 03:05 PM

I stuck it behind my ear and it somehow came out of my butt :O

MAGIC

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 03:06 PM

somone needs to make a gif of a spinning bag of flaming hot cheetoes and the background will be a explosion and the bag will be aflame

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 03:08 PM

my friend once got so stoned he put a car battery inside some cheetoes & drove that shit down the freeway going 35

man was he was so high

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 03:08 PM

I'm going to go buy some beer...what snack doesn't make your hands greasy?

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 03:09 PM

fruits

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 03:09 PM

Pretzels? Just don't get the honey mustard bite ones. I'm assuming you want bar food to go with your beer.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 03:10 PM

:/ I'm not a big fruit guy

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 03:10 PM

vegetables? a bowl of rice? hell, anything with utensils should fit the bill

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 03:11 PM

Oh hey guys if it makes you feel any better, with the bi-polar medication I'm on, if I drink a beer and fall asleep, I won't wake up.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 03:11 PM

I like spicy and crunchy

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I like spicy and crunchy

Wasabi peas.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I like spicy and crunchy

One can do so much with that statement.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 03:15 PM

I have a can of Wasabi peas...I'm not into them anymore.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 03:16 PM

Why don't you buy some chips and some good fresh salsa.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 03:16 PM

Spicy trail mix? Usually whatever shit they put on things to make it hot will make your hands greasy or powdery.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 03:18 PM

I want indian food so bad right now, especially samosas.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 03:18 PM

Quote:


LAKEWOOD, Wash. (AP) - A nine-year-old boy with a history of stealing cars and running away sneaked onto a plane bound for Texas, getting caught after flubbing an airport connection, officials said he had greasy hands and might have been masturbating

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 03:24 PM

When I worked at Goodwill this guy came in and asked if we had any toasters and I showed him some in the housewares section and like a minute later I come back and he's jerking off in the housewares section. So we chase him out of the store and he's hobbling with his pants around his ankles and tries to jump on his bike and get away. Guess who won.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 03:26 PM

your sister and now you have a retarded nefew

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 03:28 PM

I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail. Which I guess is wished upon in here. Not that it matters because my sister is infertile too.

Emu Jan 20th, 2007 03:45 PM

Fartin is that from one of your scripts

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 03:50 PM


Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Those are some hot chick(en)s!

Shut up Pip nobody likes you.

No, you shut up! I like him... Well, not like so much as prefer him to you. >:

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 07:17 PM

You carried that all the way from another topic? Geez. I like him too, except for the hair.

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2007 07:18 PM

Shut up jerk nobody likes you.


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