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Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 09:52 PM

I AM A FRENCH MIDGET PORN STAR IN A DISGUISE :eek

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 09:58 PM

Is Silent Hill 2 really worth playing, guys, or is the entire gaming community liking it some cruel conspiracy to get me to SUFFER like with Tales of Symphonia

I spend most of my time wishing it was the Resident Evil remake instead, or that I was just watching the movie

The cutscenes so far remind me of Killer 7 in that they have barely any substance unless you care enough to over-analyze them (I don't), except they aren't nearly as cool to watch

I'm afraid to say this because I know an angry mob is going to find me and burn my house down, but this game is seriously no fun

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 09:58 PM

I want to like it REALLY BAD, too

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 10:02 PM

Also, before you say anything, I was afraid to post this in the scary games thread because Emu would end me.

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 10:02 PM

RATED "M" FOR "MATURE".

BETTER WAIT A COUPLE YEARS

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 10:05 PM

I keep forgetting that I'm a big boy now :<

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 10:29 PM

I want to play the Silent Hill games, but I think the internet ruined them for me, like Kevin Smith movies & Slipknot.

Asila Jan 23rd, 2008 10:55 PM

Guitar Woman: Drink a significant portion of a bottle of whiskey and you'll have the perfect combination of paranoid and reckless, and loud sounds will scare the shit out of you. Then play.
Pub: I dunno, I watched the film and everything before I played 2 and it didn't scare me, and I'm actually afraid to play the others.

executioneer Jan 23rd, 2008 10:59 PM

mr mockery yelled at me ;_;

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 10:59 PM

I already know that
Spoilers!
anyway so w/e

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 11:00 PM

or was it some other kind of dog

I don't pay attention to that kind of thing

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 11:02 PM

What for Willie?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 526987)
Guitar Woman: Drink a significant portion of a bottle of whiskey and you'll have the perfect combination of paranoid and reckless, and loud sounds will scare the shit out of you. Then play.

I'm glad you didn't suggest the Whiskey solution to me, because that is not how I get at all & I drink significant portions everyday.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 526987)
Pub: I dunno, I watched the film and everything before I played 2 and it didn't scare me, and I'm actually afraid to play the others.

Yeah? & what are your opinions on Kevin smith & Slipknot? :lol


Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 526983)
when i was reading this page i thought it was the caption your avatar game thread

and i almost wish it had been

I want to eat all those threads. :(

Asila Jan 23rd, 2008 11:02 PM

Quote:

mr mockery yelled at me ;_;
He hits you because he loves you.

Quote:

Yeah? & what are your opinions on Kevin smith & Slipknot? :lol
Umm, well I umm.... OH MY GOD, LOOK OVER THERE!
I'd say that Slipknot could suck my ass, but I have this fear of being beaten up by people younger than I.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 11:06 PM

No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.

Asila Jan 23rd, 2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.
In theory, yeah, but kids today have access to more weaponry than I do, so I'm just going to smile pleasantly and wander away.
And I just said 'kids today', what the fuck?

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 11:11 PM

Getting old feels wierd, yeah.

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2008 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 526988)
mr mockery yelled at me ;_;

What did you do :(

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 11:35 PM

this game sure has a lot of unintentionally funny moments

I thought Pyramid Head was supposed to be some horrific rape machine but i'm trapped in a small room with him and all I have to do is walk to the other corner every so often while he swings at where I was 30 seconds ago

executioneer Jan 23rd, 2008 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 527000)
What did you do :(

i was just smarting off in a article commentry thread is all :x

Neen Jan 24th, 2008 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 526993)
No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.

My brother sleeps with one of their posters over his head.:hypno

I should definetly post his picture sometime.... fuckhead.

Seriously, I wanna beat the shit out of him and his smug face.

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2008 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 526977)
I want to play the Silent Hill games, but I think the internet ruined them for me, like Kevin Smith movies & Slipknot.

I feel the same way about scat porn and super mario bros.

Sethomas Jan 24th, 2008 05:35 AM

I just prepared some pre-made Indian food. Some kind of gravy with kidney beans or something in it. I eat Indian food fairly frequently and I honestly cannot name a single dish I like off-hand, I just don't pay attention to its nomenclature.

Anyways, it came in a vacuum-sealed pouch nestled in a cardboard box. On the cardboard box was an unflattering picture of the gravy substance in a bowl beside a super-imposed image of a mildly attractive (by Western beauty standards reflecting upon an "exotic" features) woman in traditional subcontinental garb. I guess it was her function to inform the less culturally nuanced members of foreign markets that "this product is typically eaten by people who look like this". Maybe they also wished to convey an idea such as, "eat this product, and girls of our culture who look like this will fuck you."

Anyways, my parents are probably coming to visit tomorrow and I can totally picture my mom asking me, in all seriousness, if I bought the box of Indian food just because of the picture of the girl on it. That made me think, "yeah, I bought this bean gravy so I could masturbate."

The thoughts in my head progressed along to something along the lines of making a YouTube video talking about how I bought the bean gravy so I could masturbate. It would show me lustily looking at the image on the box, then I would make some comment about not being to control myself. I'd then pull out my dick, remove the contents of the box, and proceed to fuck the bean gravy itself inside the vacuum-sealed pouch (so as to provide form). I could offer up-to-the-moment commentary about the degree of sensation I was getting from all the spices, and I'd talk about how the burning I felt was releasing endorphins to enhance my experience.

I don't think YouTube would allow that, however.

Discuss.

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2008 07:30 AM

It's weird because people usually masturbate to obtain bean gravy. Not the other way round.

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 526944)
Also I found an article on anime that cites an Engineering student's opinion. Is that to do with you?

I'll have you know that that "anime defamation league" was one of the first (if not THE first) groups I ever joined so kiss my d*ck

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 01:32 PM

'Defamation' means you love it, right? :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 03:36 PM

Page Break. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 527088)
Damnit! She was hot as hell, too! This sucks. Her music wasn't too bad, either.

ALL OFF YOUSE NUTTIN BUTT PLAYA HATTERS!!! HEATH WASS MUH BOI YOH!!!! >:

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2008 03:39 PM

willie didn't say that :eek

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 03:44 PM

yes i did :eek

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 03:45 PM

i mean not originally of course i'm not sure i was even posting back then but i reposted that in the heath ledger thread :eek

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 03:45 PM

Willie can be McClain if he wants to.

Too many people on my buddy list are low-self esteemists, suicidalists & plain unhappilogicalists. :(

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2008 03:50 PM

Birds of a feather I guess

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 03:51 PM

more like misery loves company am i right

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 03:57 PM

I hate Jared real bad.

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 04:00 PM

he's kind of a cock, it seems to me

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 04:14 PM

not to me, he's just trying to be random, and he's not good at it.

MarioRPG Jan 24th, 2008 04:33 PM

He was ever since that monty python issue.

Grislygus Jan 24th, 2008 04:39 PM

He reminds me of the horribly awkward dorks that got emotionally involved in the extra-credit trivia sessions in my high school history/science classes.

Grislygus Jan 24th, 2008 04:39 PM

"THEY SHOULDA SENT ME UP TO DO THAT ONE"

Grislygus Jan 24th, 2008 04:40 PM

"God, that one was SO EASY, what were they THINKING *grrraaaaaaargh-eeeeeeeeee*"

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 05:00 PM

I see Spiritwise is logged in, probablly wondering why he's banned haha

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2008 05:15 PM

My graffiti wall is not a toy you f*ck**rs

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 05:23 PM

YOU SMELL!

Sam Jan 24th, 2008 05:24 PM

YOU RAPIST. >:

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 05:28 PM

PAGE BREAK!

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 05:28 PM

sry x_x

Sam Jan 24th, 2008 05:30 PM

O_o

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 05:32 PM

Random Cheese Monkey SPOON!

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 05:39 PM

Tadao, can you not count?

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2008 05:41 PM

Tadao your posts have severely dipped in quality lately we might not pick you up for another season if this keeps up

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 05:43 PM

:sadclownface

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 05:45 PM

I know, I'm not even trying lately. Thanks for the slap.

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2008 06:02 PM

I was just going to page brak but Willie's website is a delete :(

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2008 06:06 PM

wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 06:07 PM

i will put it back up soon but it might be a different address i am having a bit of a squabble with my hosting internet people (err actually it's more like a i havent paid them in seven months because my card kept bouncing problem heheh :-[ )

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2008 06:09 PM

when i hear anybody talk about internet communities as anything other than a group of random people typing shit onto a bulletin board i feel really embarrassed for that person, especially if they use terms like "chaotic neutral"

maybe i'll write an article about it :o

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 527164)
I was just going to page brak but Willie's website is a delete :(

I know. :(

It's that broken image at the top of a thousand pages that had me not mind if this thread got archived. Without Page Brak it's dead.

Zomboid Jan 24th, 2008 06:14 PM

Willie you should feel ashamed for creating this abomination :(

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 06:16 PM

Willie feels guilty about pretty much everything. :(

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 06:16 PM

this is true

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2008 06:21 PM

Well have you ever thought that maybe you should feel bad for feeling that way

Zomboid Jan 24th, 2008 06:26 PM

Have you ever thought that maybe if you spent less time raping and posting in here you'd have more time to be a decent mod? YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT.

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2008 06:28 PM

have you people ever thought that sometimes words fucking hurt :tear

executioneer Jan 24th, 2008 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 527176)
Well have you ever thought that maybe you should feel bad for feeling that way

i already do, doi

IT IS A CASCADE EFFECT AND THE PLASMA CONDUITS OF MY EMOTIONS ARE OVERLAOD :cry

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 527176)
Well have you ever thought that maybe you should feel bad for feeling that way

I feel bad about feeling bad a lot, it makes me feel bad. :(

Asila Jan 24th, 2008 06:34 PM

YES I'm bored
 
Oh goodie, I have a butt-load of homework to do tonight, and the person that I usually procrastinate with on messenger had the audacity to go off to work today. So what I'm asking for, in the most shamelessly desperate way possible (IT'S A TRICK, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO ASK THIS) is for anyone else who happens to be bored and still has a favourable opinion of me to talk with me on Messenger, just tonight. YES, I am aware of how this looks, but no one could possibly understand how badly I do not wish to conjugate french verbs all on my own.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 06:37 PM

Chat Room. :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 06:39 PM

FIRST THREAD

Asila Jan 24th, 2008 06:51 PM

Quote:

Chat Room. :rolleyes:
There's a difference, unless you're saying that I should have posted this in chat room and then... whoops.

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2008 07:11 PM

I CAN CONJUGATE FRENCH VERBS. POWER TIP: HE TALKS = IL PARLE :eek

THIS IS ALL I REMEMBER >:

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 07:15 PM

I eat and eat, but my hunger is never sated. I will post forever in this digital hell.

Another thread's soul claimed.

Asila Jan 24th, 2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

I CAN CONJUGATE FRENCH VERBS. POWER TIP: HE TALKS = IL PARLE :eek

THIS IS ALL I REMEMBER >:
MY GOD MAN, YOU MUST TAKE ALL OF MY TESTS FOR ME FROM NOW ON

Quote:

I eat and eat, but my hunger is never sated. I will post forever in this digital hell.

Another thread's soul claimed.
Now I feel kind of odd.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 07:26 PM

Not one of my threads have been eaten yet. Pub has never tasted my gooey center.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 08:27 PM

My request for this thread was rejected, so it's not all bad.

Sam Jan 24th, 2008 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 527204)
I CAN CONJUGATE FRENCH VERBS. POWER TIP: HE TALKS = IL PARLE :eek

THIS IS ALL I REMEMBER >:

YEAH RIGHT I AM SURE IT REALLY MEANS "HE RAPES" >:

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 08:37 PM

I just started a group story in books. Yay!

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 08:38 PM

Good luck with that. ;(

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 08:40 PM

One post after Page Break.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 08:43 PM

Oh no, are we all calling the Page Breaks again? :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 527244)
I COMMAND YOU TO EXPLODE INTO A PILE OF GORE

I want such power as to command such & it be done suchly. :)

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 527240)
Good luck with that. ;(

It's destined to fail.

Asila Jan 24th, 2008 09:01 PM

Quote:

I just started a group story in books. Yay!
I must go there now and use up four paragraphs describing a blade of grass, or something equally innocuous.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 09:01 PM

Hehe

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2008 09:08 PM


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2008 09:13 PM

You have to hold them by the other end, else you're fighting the 'gator itself in three seconds.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 09:17 PM

Yeah! You only fight that way with tigers fool!

Asila Jan 24th, 2008 09:32 PM

Greeaaaat, my neighbours are fighting again. If you find yourself standing on your front porch, loudly discussing why you felt the need to become a prostitute with your boyfriend, then maybe you should fucking kill yourself and save me the trouble.

Sethomas Jan 24th, 2008 09:34 PM

When I know a word in a foreign language, I'm usually able to recall when/where/why I learned it.

I have the recollection that I've known the French verb "violer", "to rape", for years. I don't know why I learned that. It seems like I'd have some reason to learn it.

Maybe it was so I could write my alliterative quips. J'ai violé le voleur en violet!

(I raped the thief who was wearing purple.)

Asila Jan 24th, 2008 09:50 PM

Technically J'ai violer le voleur en violet I think since (as far as I know right now) you don't conjugate the second verb at all.

Spruce Moose Jan 24th, 2008 10:20 PM

Iron Jack Rafferty.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 10:23 PM

Wolfman Jack

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 24th, 2008 10:45 PM

Cock McPenis
Kojak

me..whatever my name is

Sethomas Jan 24th, 2008 11:01 PM

Composite past tense participles in regular -er verbs are pronounced the same as the infinitive, but spelled with an é instead. Unless, of course, their used with a feminine or plural subject and are conjugated with être, in which case they have to show agreement.

Maybe they need agreement even with avoir in certain usages, I don't know because I fucking hate written French over spoken French and it doesn't matter one fucking bit in spoken French.

Sethomas Jan 24th, 2008 11:02 PM

"...their used", said in discussion of verb conjugation.

I AM AWESOME.

Asila Jan 24th, 2008 11:16 PM

It's because you're so good that you need not obey all the rules. I have a note from the teacher about it.

I'm a bit on the opposite side because spoken french can kiss my pasty white ass, but that's really only because I'm taking french again after 10 years, and I've lost so much in the interim that I had to start over again. It *sounds* quite pretty, but not when your grade is riding on the ability to tell the difference between calme and calmes.

Esuohlim Jan 25th, 2008 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 527268)
Technically J'ai violer le voleur en violet I think since (as far as I know right now) you don't conjugate the second verb at all.

No this is wrong, Seth's right, never argue with Seth again

Asila Jan 25th, 2008 12:16 AM

Quote:

No this is wrong, Seth's right, never argue with Seth again
It was a momentary lapse! A shot of bravado brought on by really good fucking wine.

Sethomas Jan 25th, 2008 01:53 AM

Guys, I finally broke down and investigated my penis on the internet. I guess its adorable idiosyncrasy is called a "skin bridge". Some sites describe it as "extremely rare", others as "extremely common". I even saw pictures of people with my idea of exploiting it with performance-enhancing decoration, although none were nearly as ambitious as mine.

Staring at medical-setting pictures of penises wasn't the best way to spend the past half an hour. But, maybe I can finally convince myself that I'm not The Chosen One, or if I am it's not because of my penis.

This is worth chatting about, so I will NOT consider putting this in Loveline.

Asila Jan 25th, 2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Guys, I finally broke down and investigated my penis on the internet.
It insisted all along that it was a troubadour from Mexico, but when I googled it I got the homepage for chiropractor from Long Island.

Sethomas Jan 25th, 2008 02:05 AM

Well, at least I can thank you for not using the term "private dick".

Asila Jan 25th, 2008 02:09 AM

It was h-h-h-hard.

Great Mighty Poo Jan 25th, 2008 09:34 AM

Calling you out Pentegarn!
 
Yes you, sho-nuff boy. You know who I am, we have known each other for a long time in real life.
We have been friends for a long time and I think it's time to serve some of our antics with crazy-sauce all over this place.
Try and meet or beat me, act for act amigo.

I'll start this show off with a nice mild one.
(Because I havn't scoured the rules completely to find out just how far I'm allowed to go... YET.)



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