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MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 02:13 AM

:lol :lol :lol

Proverb: A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.

But getting your d*ck sucked by a super hot Japanes chick while Michael Jordon gives you a high five will probably be the top of the mountain.

http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=proverbs

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:14 AM

jack n coke and killians brah. I was at the Royal Oaks bar

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 02:16 AM

i used to wwattttch sickanimation so much back in high school :x

the dead parents & cement ones used to make me laugh 'til i cried :o

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:19 AM

I jsut remembered it a little while ago and went to it and lol'd

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 02:21 AM

ff*ck I hate dumb broads on myspace

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 02:22 AM

like the ones that post lyrics for bulletins whats that sh*t about?

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:22 AM

gnight guys ttyl

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:25 AM

b4 i go to bed here guys http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon...e=astronautcop

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 22nd, 2008 04:32 AM

ugh, drunk and the internet is not a healthy combo. I think I need a breathalizer for a computer. Does anyone else ever wake up in the morning after drinking, check your history and just WTF?

Edit: Woke up, now have a date with someone. I don't remember setting it up. Not sure if I should start drinking less or more often now.

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 12:22 PM

myspace is a piece of dickwad anyway mattjack

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 01:17 PM

myspace is dum

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 01:56 PM

tru dat brah. I looked back at what I said last night and thought it was pretty awesome. Did you guys watch Astronaut cop? You should

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 22nd, 2008 02:11 PM

The Cheetos part was funny.

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 02:18 PM

i did and i laughed

the cheetos part was the best

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:25 PM

guys www.sickanimation.com is so awesome again. Even though he hasn't made a new cartoon in like 3 years :(

The Secret League of Legionares is good too ;(

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 02:40 PM

I want to give Jeannette & Kitsa infractions for taking Gabby Gaga's mom seriously. >:

I don't need to be told how to react to shit. >:

ElPila666 Jun 22nd, 2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562743)
guys www.sickanimation.com is so awesome again. Even though he hasn't made a new cartoon in like 3 years :(

I love the one of the extreme crossed eyes cat, also i just wake up and bake some beauthiful flowers, oh man life is sweet on sunday, it's a shame that isn't raining, all i need is a rainy day to enjoy this video man :love

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=tBIwY7R_U3Y

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:51 PM

is that you in your avatar?

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 02:55 PM

'MORNIN DUDES

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562748)
is that you in your avatar?

It's Guitar Woman.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562751)
'MORNIN DUDES

Sup, PaedoSlim?

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:58 PM

Guitar woman is a guy? omfg i've been gone for too long

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 02:58 PM

about to go eats some mexxican food :o

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 02:59 PM

mexican food makes me poop bad

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562755)
Guitar woman is a guy? omfg i've been gone for too long

Naw, she's a chick, but really ugly. Good thing she's a lesbian.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:00 PM

:pagebrak

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 03:00 PM

gross. k guys i'm goin to some graduation parties ttyl

ElPila666 Jun 22nd, 2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562748)
is that you in your avatar?

No, it's too cute, if i were him probably i would clone myself to have sex with my clone :lol

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 03:09 PM

rly?

ElPila666 Jun 22nd, 2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532640)
I wish I was her, too, so I could clone and marry myself

:tear

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 03:15 PM

rly??

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2008 03:16 PM

I feel like shit so I'm going to go to work now.

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562745)
I want to give Jeannette & Kitsa infractions for taking Gabby Gaga's mom seriously. >:

I don't need to be told how to react to shit. >:


I want to give you an infraction for constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.

You're capable of creating your own material. I believes in you! You can do it! :love

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 03:20 PM

man that beast queen or w/e her title is jeannette got so butt hurt over me last night sh*t I was havin a ball

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)
I want to give you an infraction for constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.

You're capable of creating your own material. I believes in you! You can do it! :love

I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

ElPila666 Jun 22nd, 2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562769)
I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

That's no way for treating a lady >:

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:30 PM

You can shut up as well, El Pila. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562771)
You can shut up as well, El Pila. ;)

I'M SORRY, FREDDY! I WAS JUST A LITTLE MAD, I LOVES YOU STILL! :orgasm

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)
I want to give you an infraction

Haha, good one. You have to be a mod like me to give infractions, Kid. ;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)
constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.

Comedy? You think I'm being funny? :eek

Wrong. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)
You're capable of creating your own material.

And again: Wrong. :tear

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:42 PM

:wah

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:42 PM

Whoops, I mean :domo

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 03:43 PM

Fartin is back

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 03:43 PM

i thought that dood was banned or something, has he done his time already?

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:45 PM

Code:

MattJack: Shit, Pub's awake.
Hickman: That guy sucks.
MattJack: Fo sho
Liquidstatik: I like fucking children.
MattJack: We know.
Hickman: :rolleyes


Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 562777)
i thought that dood was banned or something, has he done his time already?

I'm pretty sure he gets a lifetime ban everytime he comes back.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:48 PM

From what I remember of being banned, you can log in, but all you can see is a message telling you that you're banned. That counts as activity, so you get to be on the active list.

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 03:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu-VtsN3JSU

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 03:53 PM

Yeah, New Zealand has Wannabe-Gangstas too.

MattJack Jun 22nd, 2008 03:59 PM

i like how they scuba diving, but with machetes jus so you dont forget how hxc they are

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:00 PM

The pm I got.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
First off, that photomanip was hilarious man and now I want to do a web site that features a new photo of Re looking sad in front of something every day :P

Secondly, do you have a link to the original photo of Re making that sad face? I always love it when she does that face but I can't seem to find that picture on my hard drive.

Thanks again for the laughs :picklehat

The other was just him saying he found the picture after a couple of hours of searching.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:01 PM

:pagebrak

ElPila666 Jun 22nd, 2008 04:03 PM


liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562778)
Code:

MattJack: Shit, Pub's awake.
Hickman: That guy sucks.
MattJack: Fo sho
Liquidstatik: I like fucking children.
MattJack: We know.
Hickman: :rolleyes


you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562580)
Copy n paste and put them on the chat room!

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562584)
DOIT :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 562586)
Yes please, i collect Rog messages

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562587)
i do if they have doopas t*ts in them :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
Nevermind, I just remembered it was from the Secret Santa event. I'm still making a site for it though. :O
Oh, and say thanks to everyone for having a creepy interest in my wife!

:|

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562788)
you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek

It's my fetish. I get off on outing paedophiles, I'm like that guy in Womti's avatar.

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 04:06 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 04:06 PM

i'm not a pedophilele if i'm underage D:

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:10 PM


Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562792)
i'm not a pedophilele if i'm underage D:

Did you just get four years younger? :eek

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 04:12 PM

W/E PUB YOURE LIKE 40 AND WOULD FUCK CANDYVIVA TOO ARLIGHT

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562788)
you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek

But do I talk about it more than you think about it? :orgasm

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562795)
W/E PUB YOURE LIKE 40 AND WOULD FUCK CANDYVIVA TOO ARLIGHT

Totally. :x

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:15 PM

32 isn't like forty. :(

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:21 PM

Does anyone remember the Mock War where Chojin went up against Saad, whose dad had just died and Chojin drew a picture of Saad riding his dead dad's coffin to Texas? That is what I want to happen anytime someone mentions a loved one dying.

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 04:21 PM

srsly

liquidstatik Jun 22nd, 2008 04:22 PM

IF I WASNT MARRIED TO THESE STREETS THEN IT'D BE U

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2008 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562769)
I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

I bet you get all the ladies.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:27 PM


Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562803)
I bet you get all the ladies.

I do actually, it's a shame I'm gay. :lol

Guitar Woman Jun 22nd, 2008 04:29 PM

It's sort of weird to be friends with someone twice my age

Guitar Woman Jun 22nd, 2008 04:30 PM

SORRY IF MY POSTS CONTAIN LESS CONTENT THAN USUAL I JUST REALLY LIKE MY AVATAR OK

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2008 04:30 PM

Well, then, it makes sense, eh?

You don't need to worry about anyone threatening your thread...I'd break my browser trying to refresh so much.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:31 PM

That coffin is doubly funny because Saad & his dad are & were Muslim.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 562807)
It's sort of weird to be friends with someone twice my age

Is it weird that he wants to fuck your ass? :eel

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:33 PM

:rawr

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:34 PM


Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562812)
:rawr

I mean :domo

:dunce

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562809)
Well, then, it makes sense, eh?

Yeah, the christian self-hate is tough. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562809)
You don't need to worry about anyone threatening your thread...I'd break my browser trying to refresh so much.

I was only kidding. :( When I type in all caps I'm being sarcastic. :(

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 562808)
SORRY IF MY POSTS CONTAIN LESS CONTENT THAN USUAL I JUST REALLY LIKE MY AVATAR OK

I don't think it's possible for your posts to have less content, baby. :nbl

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562727)
Bl*ck people don't use the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 562817)
You guys obviously didn't see The Matrix.

Those were white guys with black guy avatars.



Same with the chicks.Total dudes.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 05:12 PM

plz cumm bak :tear

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 05:21 PM

She sucked my dick through the whole Metallica movie!

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2008 05:33 PM

It was better material though.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562822)
Cowboy Curtis hardly qualifies as bl*ck

:lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm (Post 562627)
Milhouse, my free time is limited, but that was never the reason I left i-mockery. And because I do not have to explain myself to you, I won't go into that.

That's right, in terms of this forum I am absolutely worthless, which is why I am not around. I simply do not have the interest in making fun of you on the internet.

He left because the cool people left. It was cool to leave. Come on you guys, be cool too.
Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 562714)
I wish we could trade half the cockbags on this forum for Helm. :(

Do it! Ban us all! :D

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 06:23 PM

Saad became cool & funny, & then he left. :(

Considering I just managed to make Rog laugh for the first time ever, maybe I should think about becoming cool.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562769)
I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 536000)
You don't look Japanese, Sakurako.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 536131)
The joke relies on a previously established fact.

The fact being that Tadao is Japanese (partially).

& a perv.

:domo

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 07:22 PM

Guys what's goin on. remember matthardy? rip

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 562592)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rodney Dangerfield
I wouldn't:


I get no respect I tell ya!


:lol

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 562829)
:domo

Those arn't the only times either. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562830)
Guys what's goin on. remember matthardy? rip

Yeah, he left, but was never cool... hmm, I think I need a new theory.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 562834)
Look, anyone who is posting in an I-mockery forum deserves top be flamed, alive, dead, character, or real.

No way! You have to take that shit to the Mock wars forum.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 536131)
The joke relies on a previously established fact.

The fact being that Tadao is Japanese (partially).

& a perv (fully).

:lol

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2008 07:33 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:34 PM

:dunce

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:35 PM

:(

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2008 07:36 PM

:rock

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2008 07:37 PM

:pac

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:39 PM

Pretty much. :(

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2008 07:45 PM

The quote button brings woes.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2008 07:47 PM

To who?


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