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Kitsa Jun 25th, 2008 11:38 AM

I shut a car door on my leg yesterday. The bruise is awesome.

Colonel Flagg Jun 25th, 2008 01:04 PM

Photo please.:)

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 01:05 PM

You can't ask for photos in here until you've accomplished the Hickman challenge.

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2008 01:23 PM

When I get back from Hell again I'm gonna be so elegant the relevence of my benevolence is evident.

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 563761)
Well it's not like the people on this forum would pass up an opportunity to show how outrageous they are.

MM, your avatar is a cat with shades in a suit, dude :x

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 01:30 PM

what i'm sayin is you suck just as hard get over yourself :x

bigtimecow Jun 25th, 2008 01:38 PM

what's up fellas. i'm at work and hella ready to chat

Chojin Jun 25th, 2008 01:38 PM

seriously, a cat in sunglasses is just as bad as a guy that is unabashedly racist and posts pictures of hannah montana covered in jism.

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 01:45 PM

exactly dudde thanks

bigtimecow Jun 25th, 2008 01:46 PM

lol danny is racist

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2008 01:46 PM

Whoop, there it is!

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 01:47 PM

i'm so not racist though btw >::

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2008 01:47 PM

I'm off to work guys! Don't go changing!

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 01:48 PM

whats up bigtimecow 8]

bigtimecow Jun 25th, 2008 01:48 PM

not much mr. tatom. i need to confirm that underground thing!

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 01:50 PM

you SHOULD :o

you have to post in the forums sometimes though which is pretty lame ;_;

bigtimecow Jun 25th, 2008 01:53 PM

as long as the forums are ghey they i won't mind

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 01:55 PM

i just use the smile emoticon every now and then when nobody slookin

bigtimecow Jun 25th, 2008 02:00 PM

sweet. today sucks

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 02:01 PM

YEAH KINDA, it's boring for sure :(

bigtimecow Jun 25th, 2008 02:08 PM

okay, maybe i'm not ready to chat :( sorry bye

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 02:14 PM

I don't think it's cool to lay down the ethnic slurs on a new person as they might take it seriously.

I prefer to find out if they recently lost a loved one, and riff on that.

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 02:25 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 02:31 PM


liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 02:32 PM


liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 02:32 PM


:lol
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liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 02:34 PM


liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 02:34 PM


Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563831)

THAT DOG ISN'T WEARING A SEATBELT! WHAT A FUCKING NEGLIGENT OWNER!

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:03 PM

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Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563508)
Seven Force's N*gnog comment got deleted. :lol

SCANDALIZED! :eek

nignog's not even a slur :lol why would they do that?

WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:07 PM

BRIAN, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING RACIST. THIS IS DUE TO YOUR APPLICATION TO BE CONSIDERED SOLELY WHITE HAS BEEN APPROVED. YOU ARE NOW A CRACKA, SIR.

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:08 PM

ok maybe it is but its better than the other word that we're banned from saying

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563842)
BRIAN, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING RACIST. THIS IS DUE TO YOUR APPLICATION TO BE CONSIDERED SOLELY WHITE HAS BEEN APPROVED. YOU ARE NOW A CRACKA, SIR.

well there's an upside and a downside to everything i guess :o

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:10 PM

THE FIRST STEP IS TO PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP SO WE CAN'T SEE YOUR BOXERS

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:10 PM

fuck now i actually have to try and be funny

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563842)
YOU ARE NOW A CRACKA, SIR.

REPORETED

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:10 PM

THEN YOU MUST FORGET HOW TO DANCE, THIS ONE MIGHT BE HARD FOR YOU, AS WE KNOW YOU LIKE TO GET DOWN ON IT, BUT YOU MUST BE STRONG.

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:11 PM

id take a pic of my boxers but im at work

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563847)
REPORETED

Lord Sappington seriously did that to me yesterday. :(

BUT WITH LUCK DOCTOR BOOGIE DIDN'T CARE, AND ROG BARR WAS LENIENT BECAUSE I LIKE HIS WIFE... wait, hat?

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 563849)
id take a pic of my boxers but im at work

THE NORMAL THIRD STEP WILL NOT BE NECESSARY AS YOUR PENIS IS ALREADY WITHIN THE WHITE RANGE OF SIZES, IE NORMAL

AND NOT A CRAZY HORSE DICK OR SOMETHING

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:14 PM

i was really gonna do it but right before i hit the submit button i decided against it ;_;

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:15 PM

i'm such a wusss

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:15 PM

Selectively bred to be quite fleet-footed, much akin to horses

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:16 PM

ALSO, YOUR YEARS OF OBSESSIVE VIDEO GAME PLAYING HAS REMOVED ALL OF YOUR LATENT ATHLETIC ABILTY

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563852)
i was really gonna do it but right before i hit the submit button i decided against it ;_;

also this

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 563854)
Selectively bred to be quite fleet-footed, much akin to horses

YOU WILL STILL BE HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER BY WHITE WIMMIN EVERYWHERE, BUT YOUR HOMOSEXUALLY AND PENCHANT FOR THE CRAZIES WILL BE SURE TO NEGATE THAT ISSUE

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:19 PM

PUB AR ETHERE A BUNCH OF N*GGER LOVERS IN NEW ZEALAND LIKE IN THE US? I SWEAR IN LIKE AYEAR ALL US WHITE MEN WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO MEXICANS FOR LOVE

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:21 PM

Sure, why not.

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:22 PM

There's always asian women, it worked for Riggo44 or whatever

then again he's a skeeze

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:22 PM

heres to hopin' someone remembers that flash-in-a-pan :eek

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:23 PM

there aren't asians where i live :(

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:24 PM

AND PUB THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION, all the white girls here are wantin black dick all the time, leaving us white men with no girls to fuck unless we wanna fuck black chicks, but they don't wanna fuck us 'cause we're not black :/

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:24 PM


Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563868)
AND PUB THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION, all the white girls here are wantin black dick all the time, leaving us white men with no girls to fuck unless we wanna fuck black chicks, but they don't wanna fuck us 'cause we're not black :/

Uh, I really din't want to say it but ok...

WE HAVE REALLY STRICT IMMIGRATION RULES AND BLACK DUDES AIN'T ON THE LIST


I'm not kidding. :(

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563866)
there aren't asians where i live :(

What about the wife of that old dude?

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:29 PM

the monkeys in that pic look mixed as well :eek

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:30 PM

okay well theres ASIAN here, not asians :x

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 03:30 PM

Dang. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 563874)
is that GW in your avatar? or is it you and there's a dollar store out there somewhere that sells cookie-cutters in the shape of "hopeless unfunny animu faggot"

Leave El Pila alone, he's in love.

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:30 PM

and :lol no wonder y'all have such a low crime rate pub :x

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:33 PM

The Australian Boomers will see some fresh faces when they take on the New Zealand Tall Blacks in the opening game of the 2008 Ramsay Shield in Auckland


hahahha, oh man

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 03:34 PM

and your ruby team is named All Blacks? :eek

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2008 03:38 PM

i guess you could say they'll win this tournament

...in spades

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563882)
and your ruby team is named All Blacks? :eek

Strip colour, not race. They're Hawaiians.

liquidstatik Jun 25th, 2008 04:07 PM

yuh, i saw a picture, it's why i laughed ;_;

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 04:10 PM

You should have posted it with some funny words written on it as if they were talking like people.

HickMan Jun 25th, 2008 04:11 PM

sup dudes we talkin bout girls we've fcked?

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 563892)
sup dudes we talkin bout girls we've fcked?

I did post a rather short list of them up there, as it happens. :(

HickMan Jun 25th, 2008 04:36 PM

repost it cuz I wasn't paying attn

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 04:39 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 563910)
i thought this was going to be a thread about fancy restaurants

The key difference being I can get into a fancy restaurant.

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563912)
The key difference being I can get into a fancy restaurant.

No, I can't. :(

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 563946)
Hell yes, hannah montana is the shit!

:x

Tadao Jun 25th, 2008 08:59 PM

FUCKING CHINKS!

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 09:03 PM

It's the only racism I've ever felt bad for using publicly. :(

Damn Chinamen. >:

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 09:03 PM

:pagebrak

HickMan Jun 25th, 2008 09:06 PM

happy 1700th page guys

Mockery Jun 25th, 2008 09:12 PM

Hooray. Seems like 700 was just yesterday. Onward to 2000!

(unless I decide to be a dick and lock this thread forever at 1999, at which point, we all party ;))

HickMan Jun 25th, 2008 09:14 PM

You should. Makes me remember the whole Y2K scare :posh

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2008 09:33 PM

There's hella asians here, but they're all essentially white people. We have a few blacks too but they're also white as hell.

OH WAIT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE, FINE

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2008 09:34 PM

THIS THREAD IS ONLY BUSY WHEN I'M NOT AROUND AND I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON LIKE 6 PAGES FUCK. THAT.

Although page 1698 has some genuinely lol Pub posting :eek

HickMan Jun 25th, 2008 09:41 PM

Every pub post is lol. Maybe he should go on tv. We should encourage him to follow his dream and have a better outlook on himself...

HickMan Jun 25th, 2008 09:42 PM


Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2008 09:49 PM

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I'LL EDIT THIS POST LATER WITH MY PICTURE

WhiteRat Jun 25th, 2008 10:11 PM

Mexicans are everywhere!

HickMan Jun 25th, 2008 10:40 PM


"So are brack peopre"

bigtimecow Jun 25th, 2008 11:07 PM

i have a headache. how doth i cure ith?

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2008 11:51 PM

Kitsa won the HARASSMENT GAME. :(
Jeanette came a pretty good second.

No one harass those guys, they'll win.

The rest of you suck.

WhiteRat Jun 25th, 2008 11:59 PM

piss off you tosser

WhiteRat Jun 26th, 2008 12:13 AM


liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 12:29 AM

I DIDN'T READ THAT WHITERAP BUT I BET IT WAS REAL DUMB

bigtimecow Jun 26th, 2008 12:42 AM

you're missing out danny, it was lol

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 12:42 AM

it's a lot of words though :(

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 12:43 AM

SUM IT UP FOR ME?

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 12:51 AM

fleshlights

bigtimecow Jun 26th, 2008 12:53 AM

fat guy small dick flesh light disappointment suicide

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 12:55 AM

odang

bigtimecow Jun 26th, 2008 01:12 AM

k, bedtime. dentist appointment tomorrow >:

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:14 AM

Wnan hit this j?

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:17 AM

WHITERAT WHY HASN'T CHOJIN CHANGED YOUR NAME TO "JERKDOUGLAS" YET


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