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Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 08:18 PM


Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 08:31 PM

Da de la dut dut dut dut da da

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 09:00 PM

I HATE EDUCATION SPECIALISTS AND I THINK THEY KNOW THIS FROM MY OBNOXIOUS NATURE. >:

OH REAL LIFE WOES! WHY CANNOT THE INTERNET FIX YOU! :(

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 09:03 PM

"WE'LL FIX YOUR REAL LIFE PROBLEMS, PUB!"


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 09:04 PM

THANK YOU DANCING CATS

YOUR EFFORTS ARE APPRECIATED ;)

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 09:06 PM

"YOU'RE WELCOME, PUB!"


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 532198)
there's more fish in the sea, unfortunately most of them have too high of a mercury content and will slowly kill you


Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 09:24 PM


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 09:27 PM

BUDDY, YOU VERY NEARLY ARE! :eek

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 09:33 PM

You know, if a lot of people had HOT MONKEY SEX TODAY!! The children would possibly be born around Hallowe'en.

And then i could finally feel confident about saying "Call us LEGION for we are many"

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 09:39 PM

sex with monkeys is not advised

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 10:16 PM

I'm watching the Human Stain and now I want to read the book of the same name. Never read any of Roth's stuff.

SOUNDS LIKE I'M IN FOR A TRIP TO THE LIBRARY.

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 10:22 PM

Or I might just go rent the Frighteners and call it even.

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 10:26 PM

Or find a monkey and have HOT MONKEY SEX!

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2008 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 532253)
You know, if a lot of people had HOT MONKEY SEX TODAY!! The children would possibly be born around Hallowe'en.

I know seven people in my family born between the 18th and 22nd of November :eek

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 10:53 PM

I was born nov, 3rd.... just far enough away to NOT have my Mom nickname me "pumpkin".

But close enough to Hallowe'en to where I can usually celebrate Hallowe'en. Samhain, Dia de Los Muertos and my B-Day... all in a week long bender.

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 11:08 PM

I go on a week long bender when ever I want a week long bender, there is no need to have an excuse for a week long bender, you week long bender.

liquidstatik Feb 14th, 2008 11:12 PM

DECEMBER 8TH HERE, GUSY

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 11:36 PM

I think Pub is calling me week.... But week long benders take a lot out of you if you don't supplement it with vitamins.

or if you realize that, 3 "week long benders" do not equal 11 years

JediScum Feb 15th, 2008 12:51 AM

So i goes to play poker, and i make it to 3rd (out of six). I make a bad bet and am eliminated. No Prob.

so the winner says "Thanks for making a bad call"

I respond with "Well, i was gonna say 'Good game' but thanks for being a dick"

Was that uncalled for?

Dixie Feb 15th, 2008 12:53 AM

no, I think it was a just statement on your part.

Tadao Feb 15th, 2008 12:56 AM

It sets an uneasy mood for his final opponent. You kind of help by being insulted, so the other guy is uncomfortable now. You could have taken his steam away with a witty retort, and then he would have looked stupid, thus giving the other guy a braver feeling.

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 01:10 AM


Tadao Feb 15th, 2008 01:13 AM

dam

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2008 01:29 AM

I think the posts are off for me on this end because Pub misses the Page Brak by one post every damn time


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