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Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715937)
Do you feel lonely, Milhouse?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 715942)
Not with seven of my best friends by my side :tear

Do you happen to have a video of you all doing a circle jerk? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 11:46 AM

Fuck.

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 11:47 AM


Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715660)

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elx Mar 22nd, 2011 11:53 AM

I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 11:55 AM

because conserving tropical reefs is only allowed for scientists, harharhar

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 11:58 AM

Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 11:58 AM

man why did you guys have to change the page and make my post all out of whack :(

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715946)
Most people I enjoy being around are Math, Science, and Philosophy folks, and they aren't really my competitors. Art students are insufferable. My photography class is a pain unlike any other. Also; writers. It's why I'm not primarily an English major.

My biggest problem with this stuff, (and I'd known it before I got here), is that creativity is very stifled. You're allowed to think outside the box, so long as that box is encased within another box and you don't go outside that one. It's all completely fake. I love it when there's disagreement and dissension in class. I hate most the people that try to agree with one another as quickly as possible, and unfortunately that's not something that changes with age, as I've come to find out. Someone that disagrees with me is well on their way to earning my total respect.

EDIT: Oh and :school >:

What a load of bullshit. That's like saying that peeing on jesus can be art because no one has thought of it. Fuck dude, I'm making at right now. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715951)
I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

So we get to see you with a tan? :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 12:02 PM

That's funny - we got shown slides the first day of class and Pisschrist came up. I did like the ones where Serrano mashes his semen and cow's blood between two glass slides, though.

Also, I don't know what you're talking about.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715953)
Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

At least until I get loan approval. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715954)
man why did you guys have to change the page and make my post all out of whack :(

As evidenced by Dylan's nipples; I didn't mean to brak the page there. :eek

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715953)
Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

oh man I'm terrified now :( I can't imagine a fate worse than getting sold into the sex slave trade on a tropical island that was built exclusively for european billionaires... better pack my pepper spray!

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 12:11 PM

Yes, I'm sure sex slaves come with vacation time and luxurious benefits packages. Not as though they'll take you back to Europe and tie you to a post in the castle's dungeon.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 12:13 PM

You don't want to be fucked by a European Billionaire. Trust me. That's unless you do want 2 dicks in your ass at the same time. Don't forget that there will be ATM.

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 12:18 PM

I bet a trip through the sex slave trade sounds like a vacation to everyone on i-mockery

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 12:20 PM

let's start voting people to the island! I think we should sell milhouse first since he's lonely

The Leader Mar 22nd, 2011 12:22 PM

slut

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715964)
let's start voting people to the island! I think we should sell milhouse first since he's lonely

I've had more years of lonely & I don't have his boyish good looks. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 715965)
slut

Shut up. >:

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 12:37 PM

I just saw a clip for Sucker Punch. It looks like a SciFi Channel movie. :(

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 715965)
slut

no. selling you guys off into slavery only makes me a wonderful business venturer. >:


...and now you're headed for somalia >:

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:46 PM

Considering most of the chaps here; you're starting your glorious business venture with inferior stock. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:47 PM

You were on the money with your first pick of Tom. :(


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