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Tadao Apr 6th, 2015 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 770717)
I ain't spendin' more than five bucks on a hunk of plastic unless it's at least forty years old. Except for my two Pee Wee Herman dolls. Those things'll be fucking buried with me.

I'm gonna grave rob you.

Wiffles Apr 7th, 2015 03:57 AM

rob him of his tasty necrotized man-meats

Tadao Apr 7th, 2015 03:12 PM

Lightly salted by the tears of chronic depression. :yum

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 7th, 2015 04:09 PM

Peppered with a dash of gunpowder

Otto Apr 7th, 2015 07:26 PM

Trust me, look in my pocket. There's gonna be a leather pouch and a flask. A token of thanks to the graverobber that showed an interest.

ALSO: A note that reads "Thanks for making me feel like the prettiest girl in the entire graveyard."

Tadao Apr 8th, 2015 09:38 PM

Otto, you are the only person I've ever considered worthy of robbing your grave. I'd be proud to steal from your afterlife.

Wiffles Apr 9th, 2015 04:39 AM

be sure to leave some candy in it too to ensure a grave-visit from wiffles

Aaarg Apr 9th, 2015 11:39 PM

too to

tutu

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 12th, 2015 01:55 PM

Hutu the tootsie on hulu

Otto Apr 13th, 2015 11:46 AM

Appointment with a new shrink today. Sweet Jesus do I love messing with those people.

Aaarg Apr 14th, 2015 07:35 AM

suddenly recalls a bit of fry & laurie skit in which both stephen fry's character and hugh laurie's character act as though they are one another's therapist with a patient who is pretending to be their therapist

Shrubfest Apr 27th, 2015 03:14 AM

Jesus. It's so empty here it probably echos.

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 27th, 2015 07:25 PM

IT'S NOT EMPTY IN SPIRIT!

Tadao Apr 27th, 2015 11:39 PM

ZBF, can you tell Shrub I said hello? I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore.

Wiffles Apr 29th, 2015 07:50 AM

its cuz you fap alot

Tadao Apr 29th, 2015 06:42 PM

is that the wrong way to tell a girl she's pretty?

Wiffles Apr 30th, 2015 06:03 AM

not if you ask first~

HickMan May 2nd, 2015 07:56 PM

Just here to do my random inspection!

*Looks around for a few seconds*

Great! See you guys next time!

Tadao May 4th, 2015 02:23 PM

Hickman only hangs out if there are 3 girls around.

zeldasbiggestfan May 4th, 2015 10:04 PM

All about tha pussy, like a straight up thug

Tadao May 5th, 2015 12:28 AM

ZBF YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

Geez

zeldasbiggestfan May 5th, 2015 05:48 PM

Well shit, I'll have to try again next year whenever she comes back.

GET IT, CAUSE THE SITE IS SLOW?

Tadao May 13th, 2015 10:21 PM

ZBF, take solace in that I don't care enough about you to search out your address and rape you.

Guitar Woman May 16th, 2015 03:43 AM

I'm glad that was the first new post I saw after two or so years.

HickMan May 16th, 2015 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770745)
All about tha pussy, like a straight up thug

Back in the day fo sho. But I'm actually engaged now! Our wedding is next May. We're having a small destination wedding. Drama free and relaxing. It's also much cheaper then a local wedding.

At this point I don't really see any reason to post in any other thread, so I'll just write this here: I got to see Mad Max yesterday and I have to say it was very refreshing to see such a well-done practical effects driven action movie. Well worth the price of a ticket. I may even see it again in theaters. Something I haven't done in years.

So go see it.

Seriously. If you enjoyed the Road Warrior, it's worth seeing. If you enjoy action flicks, go see it. If you enjoy special effects, go see it. If you enjoy strong characters (especially strong female characters), go see it.

So go see it. You fucks.


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