H. Mubarak & M. Burbank - AN EERIE COMPARISON
H. Mubarak & M. Burbank
They share 5 out of 7 letters in their last name, coincidentally 5 is the same number of Egyptian-American inhabitants in Salem, PA. If you take those five common letters (URBAK) and rearrange them you can spell “Rub Ka”. Ka is an Egyptian statue that represents spiritual life force. RUB THE LIFE FORCE! One is a Jew and the other rules a land once coaxed by a Jew to release his people from slavery. Moses and Max both begin with an “M”. Max still owns slaves. If you put their two first names together (Max & Hosni) you can spell “Ham In Sox”. Jews don’t eat ham and Egyptians don’t wear sock! SEE?! They both have the same hair color, and undoubtedly their pubes curl at the same rate (or not at all). They're both presidents - Hosni of Egypt and Max of the Dupesville Running Wombat's Coed Intramural T-Ball Seniors League. They’ve both survived assassination attempts, though Max was the only one to sustain significant deformations. Mubarak's government accused the Muslim Brotherhood of helping violent Islamic groups. Burbank’s brother accused the Islamic neighbor of being violent. It's pretty obvious to me what's happening here. |
so Max is an Egyptian?
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It's no coincidence McClain. But you are getting too close.
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See that? I basically just issued my own death warrant. Max IS Hosni, Hosni IS Max! Can't you people see? Hosnimax is close to be ousted from office in the name of democracy, so he's setting up camp here in the U.S. In Pennsylvania no less! I don't know about you guys, but I'd heavily guard the Bell if I were you. I think I saw a dark-haired man running with caulk.
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Just follow the money, McClain.
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Salem Massachusetts. And that's another clue. because 'Salem' or 'salam' means peace in Arabic. Plus, it' the Wicth City. Which city? Salem Mass or Salem PA?
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And "Salem" is another for of "Jerusalem". :eek
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Max, can I offer you a burnt sacrifice in exchange for my life?
edit: 130,000th post :x |
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I hate you, sports.
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You know what else is starting to get old and annoying?
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:rolleyes...let me guess. It's a poster who happens to be a ghost?
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All in favour of giving sports a vacation for gaying up another perfectly good thread say "Aye." >:
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How about I just leave on my own?
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You've had the opportunity to do that for a year now. Aye.
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I know I have a lot of enemies here, I'm not that stupid. Just let me leave on my own--and I never come back. I promise. Infact, If I make another post or am on-line again after this post, then go ahead and do what you have to do.
Goodbye. |
guys just what the FUCK
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aye will miss him :(
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this thread began so promisingly.
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And ended perfectly!
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In commemoration of this event, I've dug up the stories covering Sports' departure from our mortal coil:
http://www.popnko.com/imock/sports_dies.htm http://www.popnko.com/imock/sports_dies2.htm |
Oh shit, who could have done it?!
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