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MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 05:58 PM

Strange but true!
 
So I was jogging around the neighborhood a few minutes ago and the strangest thing happened to me.

As I was making my second lap I turned my head to look behind me for cars, and as I did I noticed out the corner of my eye this big dog following me. It was probably 10-12 feet behind me, but I didn't really think anything of it.

I probably went about 20 yards until I slowed my pace down to a fast walk. As I'm walking I hear the dog getting closer, so I stop and turn around to give it a nice pat on the head.

Guess what happened when I turned around?

I realize that it isn't a dog, but it's a deer.

The deer walks right up to me and I pet it on the head for a moment. Then I turn around and continue my jog.

Fucking amazing, I'm sorry, but fu-ckin a-maz-ing.



XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 06:00 PM

omg that is cool. i wish i could have been you i love deers

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 06:00 PM

they are such nice animals an they are just very magestic

Qwarx Jan 8th, 2008 06:01 PM

Awesome!

Do you live near a forest?

Chojin Jan 8th, 2008 06:03 PM

that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.

MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 06:04 PM

I live in the Houston area. My neighborhood has trees and shit in it, but I wouldn't classify it as a forest at all.

Crazy shit!

MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 521389)
that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.

Well at least taking her out for dinner was cheap, right?

Fatacula Jan 8th, 2008 06:10 PM

Did she have a nice rack? HAHA get it? Deer...Rack!!....uggghhhh.... thats all I got :bestthread

MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 06:12 PM

ba doomp cchhhh

mburbank Jan 8th, 2008 06:15 PM

JOKE ABOUT DEER JOHN LETTER!! HA!! A-HA-HA-HA!!


Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?


or Snow White.





its completely gay to have a deer like you







im jealous tho

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 06:18 PM

More like a John Deere letter haha

MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 06:21 PM

Once I get some cool ass ferrets to do my bidding or an eagle to fly down from the sky to let me pet it.. I guess I'm going to have to be Snow White for now :(

To be honest, I thought it was going to bite me, but I had to touch it.

Fatacula Jan 8th, 2008 06:24 PM

Hmmmm... good point. Lets narrow it down. Do you wear a long flowing dress, or a furry loincloth stuff with a pair of retarded crotch ferrets.

He's right, either way = gay.

Nick Jan 8th, 2008 07:35 PM

You should have rode it home.

saltshakermaniac Jan 8th, 2008 08:10 PM

I once feed a Raccoon by hand, he just walked up to me and i went into my house to get some leftover chicken and when i came back out he was standing by the door waiting for me.

Sethomas Jan 8th, 2008 08:33 PM

Surprisingly, I've never been hunting. At one point I was in the wilderness and didn't have enough protein in my system to accommodate the workload of a 60 lb. backpack carried 15 miles a day, so I cornered a squirrel against a tree and drew my knife to slay it. I was thwarted at the last second by "moralists" who didn't think it was a good idea.

Spruce Moose Jan 8th, 2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 521374)


Are you implying that you had to use your "heart ring" powers? That's cheating>:.

MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 09:49 PM

All I'm sayin' is, watch your back Ma-Ti!

Your days are numbered.

Tadao Jan 8th, 2008 09:54 PM

MattJack: I wondering, were you by chance carrying and food items in your pcket? Like an open granola bar, mixed nuts, 6 Dollar Burger? They can smell food from a long ways.

MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 10:57 PM

No. I just put on some Degree and I had a fresh pair of underwear on.

Strangest thing that has ever happened to me.

Tadao Jan 8th, 2008 10:58 PM

Good thing you weren't wearing Axe.

Neen Jan 8th, 2008 11:54 PM

These wild animals getting used to humans, especially ones as timid as deer, is not a good thing.

Fatacula Jan 9th, 2008 12:55 AM

Soon they will learn our language and mate with our women.

TheBigMan045 Jan 9th, 2008 05:45 AM

Kinda had the same thing only i was swimming with a penguin

Random but awsome at the same time.

Mockery Jan 9th, 2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 521422)
Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?

I hated when one of the ferrets died in that movie and the other one cried for his lost friend. :(


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