she probably has a razortooth vagina

guys today I was makin out with this fly momma in the parking lot for like, I dunno, 4 or 5 minutes and I TOTALLY grabbed her backside! My balls were so blue! Ain't I the shit or what? Do you think I went to far? I hope I didn't fuck up.

Help,
Distressed and in loveline.

I am in favour of the gay rainbow club and would like to show my appreciation :(

I've got the fucking flu again and can't walk because I'm dizzy.

dude, hurry and don't let the floor get away from you!

say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics

She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...

So... did anyone catch Payback last night on TNT?

No. They always cut shit out when it's broadcast :(

Now they're showing The Wild Wild West.

Say what you will, but I love the movie.

I like it plenty.



In other news, fuck Guitar Women so very, very much. As if I didn't get enough wierd looks regarding the avatars around here.

the movie was great when I saw it in theaters and its still great to this day :)

also gw seems like hes gone so dont worry about it :eek

begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics ;)

Sweet, now Librarian: Quest For The Spear is on. I never got to finish it the first time it was on.

TNT is doing good the past few days.

I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

P.S. what started it all...

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Guys, it's Semi-formal today!!!!

lol so u like dicks? :x

are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!

why am I always the last to find these things out?

I wish I still had the PM's....I made one joke about her tits and she sent me like 15 PM's, so after that every post I made was about her tits...look, dude, if I wanted to look at a fat, strung out college girl with a ugly tattoo on her ass, I'd go to a local biker bar with a stack of one dollar bills, and I could have all of the stretch marked, sweaty, stinky tits I could get my hands on. But, at my age, it's all about quality, not quantity.

90 years old? :lol

close enough ;)

yeah ok :rolleyes

COSMO LIKES 'EM DUSTY

its new page time

you cant get dustier than 42