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GUYS YOU GUYS MYSPACE CHAT IS WHERE IT'S AT :rolleyes
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i bet i have more friends on myspace than you :o
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I BET :(
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I lolled.
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i guess my sister got hit too hard and now she's being flown to the hospital cuz she had a seizure :x
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You know, "no" to girls means "yes". So I don't think you did anything wrong.
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Danny aka liquid is on my top 4 people on myspace :lol
He's special, And talks to random girls, then find out they are stalking him from this board. Interesting That chik still wont respond to me, I think I intimidated her with my witty 'STOP TRYING TO FUCK DANNY HES TAKEN' message. |
ahahhahahhahahahha
she asked if you were my gf GOOD JOB, JERK I COULD HAVE PUT IT IN BETWEEENN HER BOOBS I BET |
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CADDIILLLAC
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-Welcome to the I-mockery soap opera thread- Where everyone, knows everyone else's personal lives, without ever meeting them. Lets continue on .. episode 340,432, Lenor deterred liquid away from getting laid. But liquid, I only thought I was helping you out. You just got a new girlfriend, and this other girl is trying to take you away! Please oh' Please, don't be mad at me! :blah |
I'm still alive! 99 cent margaritas will do you in though. What's happened since I've been gone?
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I pitched a rousing book idea to less than responsive masses.
How 'bout you? |
I drank about 8 margaritas and flirted with the el salvadorian girl at the bar. I kinda like her. She has a nice smile and she's cute. Her accent is nice. What should I do?
Sincerely, Confused |
HA, When you call my phone between 10pm est - 4am est, it plays Margaritaville, instead of ringing. Some other time it plays panic at the disco -i write sins not tragedies, and then some new emoish punk sounding song during 9amEST- 5pmEST.
Yes, I have realized, I have problems, and most likely an OCD complex with shopping. |
Your advice sucks harder than a vacuum. I need real advice. Where is liquid when I need him!??@@?@?@?@!?!?!!!!?!!
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If Pub saw this thread he'd probably spin in is grave :(
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Oh. Pub said hi to the board.
I misses him on here :sad Matt, you drank too much, thought you made actual words, and she was just being nice to you, so she could make a clean break. Stop drinking so much, remember that your not a 'stud' when your drunk, your an idiot that drools alot. Stop stalking her! |
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You can go ahead and think that momma. I go there every week you dumb cunt. I don't think I'm passed out drunk or close to it even. I know how to tell if a woman is flirting with me or not, you know body language and things you say to a boy are kind of a bitch. I saw your picture however. I wouldn't come on to you if I had a choice between you and a knife to my d*ck.
I know your reply is gonna be, "WELL YOU KNOW I SAW YOUR PICZ AND THEY WERE FUGLY TOO SO YEA I WOULDNT TALK TO YOU NEVER!" The simple fact of the matter is, I'm not looking for a san fransisco dyke's opinion on what I should do with this girl who has given me her number and has blantantly come on to me. Your location says "getting laid." I doubt you have gotten laid by anything reasonably attractive in the last, I don't know, ever. Sure he's cute and seems to be a good guy, but he's only 16 and doesn't know any better. Besides, I'm gagging from Louisiana from your corpse smelling vagina over the internet. It's called a knife, shove it in your throat. |
Where did you go Lenor? Write in your livejournal?
Dear Livejournal, MattJack is so queer!!!! He lyke, totally think's i'm a frisco dyke, whatev that means. I called Bobby today, he couldn't come over because he has high school tomorroz. GGGrrrrrr. I guess I have to wait til 3pm tomorrow then try and trap him in my mom's house again so maybe he can smell my canyon of hell. I really like it when boys go "down there" because it makes me all squirmish. Not because they know what they are doing, but bcuz I like how they pass out and are left to me and my bidding! >_<! Ohhhhhh I can't wait! I hope his pubic hairs have come in, cuz I make this great pubic hair fajita taco. Itz so delicious. Have you tried it yet LJ? No? Well Illz totally save a plate (that is if I don't eat it all!!!@!##%#$^$#@%$~~!!!) and let you try! Oh yea, my avatar on IMockeryz is liek, fabulous. I drew it all by myselves! Can you believe it?! HAHAHAHA ME EITHER I'm SO GOOD AT ART. I MEMEBER IN ART THE TEACHER TOLD ME I WAS BEETER THAN THE BLIND KID! WOWZ! He sure was good! NEways, I have to go back to flogging my hole with a wrench. Lenor |
WOAH ,SLOW DOWN COWBOY!
I'm not from San Fran, I'm from NY. I am bi, not a complete dyke. I am 23, I'm attending college to be a sex therapist, so I'm pretty sure I enjoy sex, although 16 is a little young for me. They at least have to be legal. It's called a stroke, that which happens when you take things said, too far. |
That's the last straw MattJack.
You're on my buddy-list now, mister. >: |
Why do dogs lick themselves in THAT place?
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OMG ZERO HAS ANOTHER CRACK-HEAD TO BEFRIEND!
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i am going to sleep after fending off swarms of rabid tool fans
cliff steele & I are lucky we made it out alive!! |
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