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Hey guys, I feel extremely pleased with myself right now because I came up with the most reflexive joke-neologism that has no search results from google.
I thought of how to explain my verbose rendition of a simple pedophile joke. Obviously, "polishing a turd" came to mind, but that's rather crass. So, I had to do the same thing to that colloquialism, right? I came up with "coprolitic tumbling", which would be the lapidarian/geological term for "polishing a turd". I will post this here right now so that any future Google searches across the globe will reveal me to be its creator. |
ATTABOY
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"Everyone hates you, get the fuck out of here." "BUT I AIN'T GOT NO PLACE TO GO! :richardgear" |
...... like the plant generates hovering? Dude, I need to find this guy, he's got to be hilarious to be around. You can laugh and laugh and he still thinks you're laughing with him.
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FUCKIN HOVERCRAFT PLANT?! Holy shit, I'm sorry but that guy is a new hero of mine. hahahahahaha fuc*in hovercraft plant |
"HEY RHYS, I TALKED TO THAT ONE WAITRESS, YA KNOW? CORENNA? YEAH, WELL, I ASKED HER OUT, AND SHE'S ALL LIKE, "NO". SO, LIKE, IF SHE SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT ME," *wink*, "LEMME KNOW, ALLRIGHT?"
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SO ANYWAY DID I TELL YOU THAT MY MOM WENT ON A POLICE TRAINING PROGRAM BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ANYWAY SO THAT'S HOW I GOT MACED. IN THE FACE.
MOUTH. OPEN. YEAH. |
SO YEAH, I JUST TOOK A DEFENSIVE DRIVING COURSE. AND, LIKE, I LEARNED STUFF. HEY, GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT YOU DO, IF LIKE, A GUY PULLS UP, IF LIKE, YOU'RE IN DEAD TRAFFIC AND ANOTHER GUY PULLS UP NEXT TO YOU AND POINTS A GUN AT YOU, WHAT DO YA DO?
GUESS. WHAT DO YA DO? YOU FLOOR IT. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. WHAT? OH, YOU'RE AT A STOP SIGN. SO ANYWAY, JUST GO, MAN, JUST FLOOR IT |
For the record, mace hurts. We got these girls at my school who are frickin' trigger happy with it; if you even startle them by accident you get a face full a of it.
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DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I FUCKED MY SISTER?
IT WAS AVERAGE |
SO I MADE A DIRTBIKE OUT OF A BICYCLE AND A BLENDER MOTOR
I TOTALLY RAN OUT A MUGGER IN A TRUCK ON IT. ..... do Alabamians say totally? |
I played a SpaceQuest game once. I heard footsteps & then died. Over & Over & over & ove
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I-Mockery Chat(FILLED WITH VICIOUS PAJAMAS)
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GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS JUST DON'T STOP TALKING AND NOW I'M COMPLETELY LOST.
BUT I GOT RID OF MY EX. AND NO I DON'T FUCK HIM ANYMORE THANKS FOR THAT IMPLICATION YOU ASSHOLES. |
We all went to put our pyjamas on.
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You don't fuck him? the what good is his coming over?
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Yeah, I'm actually curious about that
I never want to see my ex gf again, ever. Did this guy take the "let's be friends" thing literally, or what |
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Someone else needs to draw some vicious pajamas real quick, I don't really want to draw anything more than I have to tonight
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Fucker. |
You know that bit in Moulin Rouge where Jim Broadbent is about to sing that old Madonna hit & he says the song's titular phrase? That.
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You have kids, damn, I figured you were sixteen or something
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Google her hotmail name. She's 26.
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26. At least I-mock checks my ID still.
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Jesus Pub did you really google my hotmail name? THAT'S SO HOT.
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