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RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:43 PM


Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 597616)
So which one are you Gus? Competitive swimmer or fitness swimmer?

I was competitive all four years of high school, then I moved here and the only pool around is an indoor one at an athletic club that hasn't been touched by chlorine in five centuries. Only two years later, I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597621)
I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo

PICZPLZKTHNX! :orgasm

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:53 PM

The speedos have been disposed of a long time ago, for the good of humanity

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:54 PM

Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:56 PM

Hopefully, every pair was eventually burned by the lumbering, unfathomable complex that it the American Waste Disposal system

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597628)
Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! PLZ PLZ PLZ! PICS PLZKTHNX! :wank

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:14 PM

BURNED, DUMPED IN HEAPS OF REFUSE AND BURNED, NEVER TO BE SEEN BY MANKIND EVER AGAIN

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:44 PM


RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:46 PM

So P.L Verne, how many page breaks is it required for me to get rid of Tyttöbakteeri?

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:47 PM

That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:48 PM

Wait, what the fuck is Tittybacteria? Does it cause SIDS

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:54 PM

Exactly what titty bacteria sounds like, Gus. Girl Germs! Cooties! :eek

Ranny-K, You've gott it pretty bad, so we'll play it be ear, ok?
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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597650)
That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

I know! :eek :stalk

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:57 PM

Shrub is so great. <3

Heart Shrub!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart Shrub sooooo much! <3

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:58 PM

WITH MY DICK! :eek

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 04:00 PM

I wanna trim her bushes!

liquidstatik Nov 26th, 2008 04:36 PM

I want to eat her pussY :eek

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 04:42 PM


Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 04:42 PM

Oh fuck, I forgot to do the thing that prevents those white lines. :x

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 04:43 PM



Stop being such a fork, Verne :rolleyes

Shrubfest Nov 26th, 2008 05:13 PM

NONONO!

Happy times!

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 05:17 PM

G'NIGHT Y'ALL :rolleyes

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 05:22 PM

I need my prostate checked Shrub.

Shrubfest Nov 26th, 2008 05:28 PM

I gots a nice pointy stick.

My fingers aren't as threatening as Glowbellys.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 05:29 PM



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