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RaNkeri Dec 12th, 2008 05:02 PM


DevilWearsPrada Dec 12th, 2008 05:08 PM

:tear COOK YOUR OWN DOG!

RaNkeri Dec 12th, 2008 05:36 PM

That is my dog :x

Well, my family's dog, but anyways :x

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 05:38 PM

My dog has figured out how to work diarrhea to her advantage.

She had diarrhea yesterday, so every time she whined or yelped I took her out. Today she's fine, but is pretending she has diarrhea so I'll take her outside.

:/

Tadao Dec 12th, 2008 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 601511)
My middle name is Andy. How fucked up is that?

OMG what a faggy name, no wonder you hate your parents.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2008 06:43 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...m_source=cnn00

Thought this was pretty good.

Sam Dec 12th, 2008 07:17 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 08:31 PM

GREAT MOMENTS IN FRENCH HISTORY

April 1986- After showing up drunk to the recording of a popular talk show, songwriting legend Serge Gainsbourg mutters appreciatively when introduced to a young Whitney Houston. The host attempts to make up an acceptable translation, which Gainsbourg is quick to correct in English. "You are not Reagan and I am not Gorbachev, so don't try, eh? I said I want to fuck her."

Here's a pic of Whitney Houston's face the moment it happened.



The host tried to explain that Serge Gainsbourg was maybe a little drunk. He quickly got a cigarette in the guy's mouth to shut him up, and the segment was pretty much a loss all around.

You can see it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXx3zRgTdLM

I think there's enough english where you can get the gist of it.

Tadao Dec 12th, 2008 09:09 PM

That's awesome.

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 09:28 PM

I thought so too. He was an awesome sort of guy.

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2008 09:57 PM

Hey Pub, want to know another person who scares me?

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2008 10:02 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2008 10:12 PM

That's from Frank's Franks.

Sam Dec 12th, 2008 10:15 PM

I always hold my drink that close to me when I eat. :(

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2008 10:28 PM

He looks like he's about to really enjoy it :(

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 12:53 AM

AWWW MAN! A HOTDOG-PEPSI!

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 12:57 AM

So who besides me is gonna go see Notorious?

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 01:01 AM

Kid Notorious?

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 01:02 AM

Notorious B.I.G.?

Man, he dead.

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 01:02 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bofDRvU70b0

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 01:04 AM

No he's not!

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 01:05 AM

I lived through it, I don't need to see no fancy film about that.

WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 01:08 AM

Tonight I found some mouse turds on my dresser. My roommate said he saw a mouse in the living room last night, too. Shit is about to get buck wild up in this bitch.

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 01:09 AM

FUCK DAT N*GGAH UP!

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 01:10 AM

Get glue traps so you can watch the baby squirm futilely.


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