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Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 05:51 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713827)
The type of people who drink that crap are the same people who put sugar in folders and say YUM THATS A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE.

I was gonna make another joke about your drug of choice being meth instead of alcohol, until I re-read this and realized that it made no damn sense whatsoever, on multiple levels


Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 05:53 PM

And what does that say about me as a person

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2011 06:33 PM

It says file this under delicious is what it says

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 713836)
Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes

Zhukov Feb 23rd, 2011 08:54 PM

Alcohol is for losers.

LordSappington Feb 24th, 2011 12:21 AM

When I find a new job, I'm going to see if I can hire an opera singer guy to belt out 'I QUIT' at the top of his lungs to my boss for me.

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713844)
For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes


I'MA LAY A SMACKDOWN ON YOU, BOY

Whiskey and whiskey is distilled, numbnuts; I insist on referring to Jim Beam as fermented because it is, in actuality, fermented piss, and I quite obviously don't drink it, seeing as how I made fun of it. CAN YOU READ DER ENGRISH

TheBigCasino Feb 24th, 2011 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 713771)

fuck yeah :rock

Yes please, double neat, I'll be right over.

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:19 AM

Nice character you got there.

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 01:21 AM

Not mine. Also I did not know that about Whiskey. :(

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 01:23 AM

Also I never really read your posts about it, I just wanted to get you red faced. BUT IT BACK FIRED AND NOW YOUR ALL SUPERIOR.

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:31 AM

I'm ALWAYS superior, that's why I usually have to get a new girlfriend every six months :( :lol :tear

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:33 AM

THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 01:35 AM

Better than every 9 months.
amiright?

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:37 AM

Damn straight. Out of sight, out of mind. FOOLPROOF PLAN

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:47 AM


Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:52 AM


Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 713882)
THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONERS

Lucky gal. :eek

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 02:09 AM

side order of magic fingers :eek

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 713848)
I THINK THE BEST GUMMY WOULD BE A BIG OL' DING DONG SHAPED GUMMY

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 713849)
PUB WOULD AGREE

I love you guys. :lol

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 02:24 AM

Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

executioneer Feb 24th, 2011 02:31 AM

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)(DUH)http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/g...mmy-penis.html

THE GUMMY SO GOOD, I PUT MY NAME ON IT

LordSappington Feb 24th, 2011 09:44 AM

That looks like it'd be used as by pissed off housewives to pracice their revenge... :eek

Colonel Flagg Feb 24th, 2011 01:29 PM

Shades of "The War of the Roses". :chatter

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713893)
Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek


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