:pagebrak

FUCK BALLS! >:

IT'S ON, MILHOUSE

I CHALLENGE YOU TO CHESS WARFARE

THATS BECAUSE YO MAMA ON CRACK ROCK, PUB

I hope this is because I'm going take your queen in the next turn and not the Page Brak :eek :dancedancedance

Pretty much. I am the worst at chess. :lol

10K is like a badass Chris Elliot :love

I take it nobody plays Go. :\

OKAY I MOVED MY YELLOW BEAR CUB ONE SQUARE FORWARD TOWARDS YOUR BLACK MAID, YOUR TURN




ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN MOVE TWO SQUARES THE FIRST GO AROUND

Oh man uh, what's the number/letter combo there

X 13. HURRY UP.

Is that a cock ring on your necklace? HOT!

okay, so if that was... c, 3? RIght? So move my pawn in front of the queen two spaces forward

whoops, crap. But yeah, pawn in front of queen.

:lol Hell yeah!

I got sequestered for jury duty too now. I'm going to try and bring a novella of Jury duty.



Also, I'm down for chess too.

IT SEEMS THAT EVIL BUT TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FORCES HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN OUR SOLID GAME OF WITS AND INTERVENED BY RELEASING BEER PONG BALLS UPON OUR COURSE. THE WITCHICLE WORKS OF GRAVITY HAVE GRIPPED THOSE BALLS AND ARE ESCORTING THEM RIGHT FOR YOUR QUEEN! IT SEEMS YOUR MOVE IS NO LONGER VALID, BUT ALAS, THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY AS I HAVE TAKEN MY NEXT MOVE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.


YOUR TURN.

edit: 3 OF MY CUBS ARE ALL IN THE CENTER NOW BY THE WAY

PAWN ON H3 ATTEMPTS TO VAULT OVER BEER PONG BALL ON H4 IN A DESPERATE RUN FOR THE CAKE

This chess game seems a bit unusual :lol


And I thought the cake was the prize for winning this game

THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE IS GOING TO PLAY A ROLE IN THIS UNRAVELING MYSTERY SOON ENOUGH :pipe

:lol

SINCE I NEED TO LEAVE FOR WORK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, I SET UP AN AUTO-MOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PAWN DEFENSE IS BREACHED, BISHOP ATTEMPTS TO USE FORBIDDEN KICKBALL TECHNIQUES TO CONVERT THE NEAREST BEET PONG BALL INTO A LETHAL ASSASSINATION TOOL

I bet Doug Funnie played beet pong in college :(

ILL BET THAT I PLAY BEAT MY DONG IN COLLEGE

didnt they actually make a doug show where he was more grown up and in college?

I only remember when disney got the rights to Doug. I don't remember anything after that.

HAHA. CAUGHT YOUR QUEEN, IT'S DEAD. BUT DON'T FEEL BAD, NOT EVERYBODY GETS BEGINNERS LUCK! SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK FROM THE START.