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Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:25 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:25 PM

FUCK BALLS! >:

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:28 PM

IT'S ON, MILHOUSE

I CHALLENGE YOU TO CHESS WARFARE

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:28 PM

THATS BECAUSE YO MAMA ON CRACK ROCK, PUB

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 725274)
FUCK BALLS! >:

I hope this is because I'm going take your queen in the next turn and not the Page Brak :eek :dancedancedance

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:37 PM

Pretty much. I am the worst at chess. :lol

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2011 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 725171)
I thought my fellow gingers knew better than to attempt sun exposure.

I do approve of the book, though.

10K is like a badass Chris Elliot :love

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 06:46 PM

I take it nobody plays Go. :\

elx Jun 8th, 2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 725272)
What, are you kidding? Black mama bears. Whenever it's my turn, this song will be playing

OKAY I MOVED MY YELLOW BEAR CUB ONE SQUARE FORWARD TOWARDS YOUR BLACK MAID, YOUR TURN




ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN MOVE TWO SQUARES THE FIRST GO AROUND

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:50 PM

Oh man uh, what's the number/letter combo there

elx Jun 8th, 2011 06:51 PM

X 13. HURRY UP.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 06:53 PM

Is that a cock ring on your necklace? HOT!

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:53 PM

okay, so if that was... c, 3? RIght? So move my pawn in front of the queen two spaces forward

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:54 PM

whoops, crap. But yeah, pawn in front of queen.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 725282)
10K is like a badass Chris Elliot :love


:lol Hell yeah!

I got sequestered for jury duty too now. I'm going to try and bring a novella of Jury duty.



Also, I'm down for chess too.

elx Jun 8th, 2011 07:07 PM


IT SEEMS THAT EVIL BUT TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FORCES HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN OUR SOLID GAME OF WITS AND INTERVENED BY RELEASING BEER PONG BALLS UPON OUR COURSE. THE WITCHICLE WORKS OF GRAVITY HAVE GRIPPED THOSE BALLS AND ARE ESCORTING THEM RIGHT FOR YOUR QUEEN! IT SEEMS YOUR MOVE IS NO LONGER VALID, BUT ALAS, THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY AS I HAVE TAKEN MY NEXT MOVE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.


YOUR TURN.

edit: 3 OF MY CUBS ARE ALL IN THE CENTER NOW BY THE WAY

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 07:09 PM

PAWN ON H3 ATTEMPTS TO VAULT OVER BEER PONG BALL ON H4 IN A DESPERATE RUN FOR THE CAKE

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2011 07:10 PM

This chess game seems a bit unusual :lol


And I thought the cake was the prize for winning this game

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 07:11 PM

THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE IS GOING TO PLAY A ROLE IN THIS UNRAVELING MYSTERY SOON ENOUGH :pipe

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2011 07:12 PM

:lol

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 07:12 PM

SINCE I NEED TO LEAVE FOR WORK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, I SET UP AN AUTO-MOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PAWN DEFENSE IS BREACHED, BISHOP ATTEMPTS TO USE FORBIDDEN KICKBALL TECHNIQUES TO CONVERT THE NEAREST BEET PONG BALL INTO A LETHAL ASSASSINATION TOOL

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 07:16 PM

I bet Doug Funnie played beet pong in college :(

kahljorn Jun 8th, 2011 07:24 PM

ILL BET THAT I PLAY BEAT MY DONG IN COLLEGE

didnt they actually make a doug show where he was more grown up and in college?

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 07:27 PM

I only remember when disney got the rights to Doug. I don't remember anything after that.

elx Jun 8th, 2011 07:37 PM


HAHA. CAUGHT YOUR QUEEN, IT'S DEAD. BUT DON'T FEEL BAD, NOT EVERYBODY GETS BEGINNERS LUCK! SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK FROM THE START.


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