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Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 04:27 PM


Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 04:49 PM

Tonights my last night of babysitting. Should I make my move guys?

MetalMilitia Jun 16th, 2008 04:50 PM

On the baby?

liquidstatik Jun 16th, 2008 04:52 PM

I'll send you a disposable camera & enough money to send it back tomorrow :o

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 04:52 PM

Yeah, two of them! It would be a sex frenzy!

Asila Jun 16th, 2008 04:54 PM

Oh dear

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 04:58 PM

I'm free for babysitting tomorrow Asila.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 05:04 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 05:05 PM

This forum requires that you wait 10 years between posts. Please try again in 20 years in your case.

liquidstatik Jun 16th, 2008 05:16 PM

yeah i wish :x

liquidstatik Jun 16th, 2008 05:17 PM

I NEED YA BOO, I GOTTA SEE YA BOOO
AND THERES HEARTS ALL OVA THE WORRRLD TONITE

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 06:44 PM


Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 06:57 PM

Sup, 10,000 Volt Ghost?

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:07 PM

Sup, Fathom Zero?

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 07:15 PM

Sup dawg.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:39 PM

Sup, Misdemonar?

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561467)
Sup dawg.

What obnoxious celebrities are irking you today, Mister A?

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:41 PM

Sup, ItalianStereotype?

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 07:44 PM

Bat Masterson.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:44 PM

Sup, Willie?

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561481)
Bat Masterson.

Are you kidding? THAT GUY IS GREAT!

I'm not going to sully him, or his reputation, by suggesting he fooked ur mom. >:

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 07:50 PM

He's old.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 07:51 PM

Dear sister with the possiblity of having a keylogger on her computer. I was only joking btw.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:56 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 561488)
Dear sister with the possiblity of having a keylogger on her computer. I was only joking btw.

:confused:

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:57 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 07:58 PM

Sup, MetalMilitia?

MetalMilitia Jun 16th, 2008 08:00 PM

Bored. Too late to start playing a game. Not late enough to go to bed. TV is all the way on the other side of the room.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 08:04 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_089EURkNo

MetalMilitia Jun 16th, 2008 08:13 PM

BORED CAM:



Swivelling my chair 90 degrees to the left reveals that nothing interesting is happening over there either


Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 08:16 PM

You have a very nice home, MM. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 08:18 PM

Sup, Shyandquietguy?

MetalMilitia Jun 16th, 2008 08:25 PM

Thank you pub lover. Here is where I may be sitting if it were daytime. We have squirrels running about a lot and we think two of them may be married.


When I'm not anthropomorphising the local wildlife I sit here and watch programs about AMERICA'S TOUGHEST PRISONS. :eek


Shyandquietguy Jun 16th, 2008 08:30 PM

Waiting for the day to get over with Mr. Lover. On that note I would like to point out that I liked Semi-Pro.

WhiteRat Jun 16th, 2008 08:53 PM

So today I returned home from an 11 day trip back to my home state only to find my car wouldn't start, the apt was so humid that the posters fell off the walls, and the fridge was empty of everything besides some bbq sauce and expired lunch meat.

Next time I i'll actually prepare.

Asila Jun 16th, 2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 561488)
Dear sister with the possiblity of having a keylogger on her computer. I was only joking btw.


It's worrisome to me that I got that.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 09:17 PM

Hehehe. You are gonna police your kids huh? I would, stupid kids.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 16th, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 561514)
So today I returned home from an 11 day trip back to my home state only to find my car wouldn't start, the apt was so humid that the posters fell off the walls, and the fridge was empty of everything besides some bbq sauce and expired lunch meat.

Next time I i'll actually prepare.

Bad times, my fridge started leaking this bbq meat looking liquid, not sure where it's coming from, but all my ice-cubes also turned back into water. Time to get a new fridge.

Asila Jun 16th, 2008 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 561529)
Hehehe. You are gonna police your kids huh? I would, stupid kids.

I hadn't really thought about it, but I've never asked you to babysit.

MarioRPG Jun 16th, 2008 09:29 PM

MM's house looks like I thought it would. Not that I'd ever thought about it prior to seeing the pictures, they just seemed right.

Nice clock. :)

WhiteRat Jun 16th, 2008 09:44 PM

Also my A/C doesn't work.

Asila Jun 16th, 2008 09:47 PM

There's a lot of people with names on tonight

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 561534)
I hadn't really thought about it, but I've never asked you to babysit.

I'd only put the moves on your daughter to get close to you. :love

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 10:18 PM

Make the move, tadao.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 561473)
I've tried to get FF7 to work on XP about 5 times now.

Protip: It doesn't.

I thought he said he was emulating the PS1 version.


Quote:

Originally Posted by dj bastard (Post 561557)
Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 561510)
'We'? This is your first post on this thread.

If you gonna bitch about mistakes start with your parents.
:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo

I started doing the domo thing to emulate him, right? Because I can't believe it's the other way around.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 561505)
Waiting for the day to get over with Mr. Lover. On that note I would like to point out that I liked Semi-Pro.



Tips for taking a picture for use on an internet dating site:
  • Natural light.
  • A good night's sleep beforehand.
  • A fresh haircut.
  • Use multiple angles to find the most natural for you (Avoid myspace poses)
  • Consider light makeup.
  • Don't look like a psycho serial killer paedophile.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Boogie
Leroy is beset by a giant albino man-baby.

:lol

STOP BEING A LAZY CUNT AND WRITE MORE ARTICLES. >:

MattJack Jun 16th, 2008 11:06 PM




shyandquietguy: A/S/L

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 11:17 PM

Something I miss about the UK is University Challenge. :(

Even if they had a version here it wouldn't be the same. New Zealanders are idiots.

I remember last year I had a crush on the captain for Warwick, only half because the announcer kept stumbling on her name as she rapidly hit the buzzer.

Oh Christodoulou, where are you now? <3

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 11:17 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 11:18 PM


Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2008 11:20 PM

If I used internet dating sites i'd probably get all sorts of internet sex :hat

pac-man Jun 16th, 2008 11:21 PM

R.I.P Stan Winston. SFX pioneer, did some amazing shit before CGI that still holds up today.

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 561539)
MM's house looks like I thought it would. Not that I'd ever thought about it prior to seeing the pictures, they just seemed right.

Nice clock. :)

BECAUSE HE IS A WALKING BRITISH STEREOTYPE

OI, GUV'NOR :unionjack

EDIT: shut the fuck up pac-man

MattJack Jun 16th, 2008 11:29 PM

MM doesn't have enough bongs in his pics, you know, like he use tooooo

pac-man Jun 16th, 2008 11:41 PM

How's it going, Esuohlim?

ElPila666 Jun 16th, 2008 11:47 PM

Esuohlim why didn't you write any joke in the Joke That i come Up Today thread? don't you know any?

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 561581)
If I used internet dating sites i'd probably get all sorts of internet sex :hat

That is because you know how to take a sexy picture.

[img]C:\Pub'sCreepyArchives\ShowerCams\Esuohlim\waytooh ot.png[/img]

ElPila666 Jun 17th, 2008 12:07 AM

Sup Pubs¿

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 12:13 AM

I am hating on this emoticon. >:

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 561597)
Esuohlim why didn't you write any joke in the Joke That i come Up Today thread? don't you know any?

I wouldn't want to ruin the integrity of the thread by posting a joke that i didn't come up with. today. :(

Like everyone else >:

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2008 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 561592)
How's it going, Esuohlim?

Well sir I'm having a hell of a time trying to figure out how to change the outgoing message on my phone :(

I just realized that I haven't changed it since I recorded the first one when I was 17 so uh yeah :(

pac-man Jun 17th, 2008 12:26 AM

That sucks, dude. I'll leave. Well aware of where I'm not wanted.

HickMan Jun 17th, 2008 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561373)
No one reads the back pages. :rolleyes

I do

Fathom Zero Jun 17th, 2008 11:47 AM

I had a dream last night that MattJack and I went out and we fuckin' partied the place up.

Fathom Zero Jun 17th, 2008 01:05 PM

Youtube just told me a video wasn't available in my country. What the FUCK?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 01:47 PM

Hahaha, welcome to Canada!

MLE Jun 17th, 2008 02:49 PM

Pub, it didn't work cause you linked to a file on your hard drive, not the internets.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:08 PM

Thank you, MLE. I am new the internet and BBcode and file hosting and I have never done such things before.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:09 PM

P.S. I DO NOT HAVE A FOLDER LABELED 'PUB'S CREEPY ARCHIVES' >:

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:10 PM

P.P.S. BUT I DO HAVE NAKED SHOWER PICS OF ESUOHLIM. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:11 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:12 PM

The following errors occurred when this message was submitted:
:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:13 PM

DOMO ERRORS! RAWR!

:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 561611)
I'll leave. Well aware of where I'm not wanted.

T-Rex? Check! Pac-Man? Check! Kybo Ren? Pending.

Lord Sappington is working his way up from the minors, this could be his breakthrough week.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 561616)
I do

Then why don't you marry the back pages? :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:17 PM


Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561691)
P.P.S. BUT I DO HAVE NAKED SHOWER PICS OF ESUOHLIM. :orgasm

They are way too hot! :wank

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561691)
P.P.S. BUT I DO HAVE NAKED SHOWER PICS OF ESUOHLIM. :orgasm

BUT DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE ELSE >:

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 03:22 PM

No. :(

You don't shower very often. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2008 03:26 PM

Men as rugged as I am rarely do

ElPila666 Jun 17th, 2008 05:15 PM


Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 05:17 PM

Wasn't that naked pics of D4B though?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud (Post 561717)
Make the most of your life.

No! >:

Asila Jun 17th, 2008 05:32 PM

Job hunting sucks more when it's in another state >:

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 05:54 PM

Tony? Tony! I beg you, Tony! Please start posting! I just bet your name can misalign the borders of our humble forum! :eek

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 06:45 PM

Cyd Charisse is dead. Someone hug Grislygus. :(

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 07:22 PM

Sup, 10,000 Volt Ghost?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 07:35 PM

Sup, Whiterat?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 07:45 PM

Sup, Danny?

liquidstatik Jun 17th, 2008 07:47 PM

D:

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 561740)
D:

Something wrong, BuddyBoy?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 07:51 PM

Id rather stay here in my room
Nothin out there but sad and gloom
I dont wanna live in a big old tomb
On grand stre-eee-ee-et

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 08:04 PM

Billy Bob Thornton thinks Angelina Jolie will go back to him. :lol

Did GrislyGus quit the forums for the summer yet? If not, I would like him to draw for me Ol' Billy Bob sitting at home waiting for someone to get bored with Brad Pitt.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 09:08 PM

Sup, Odium?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561738)
Sup, Danny?

I See You! :eek

Odium Jun 17th, 2008 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561756)
Sup, Odium?

Not much...just here for my nightly Mockery fix. Thanks for asking. I'd post more, but I usually end up embarrassing myself.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 09:26 PM

Sup, Hickman?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 09:26 PM

Sup, Misdemoner?

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odium (Post 561760)
Not much...just here for my nightly Mockery fix. Thanks for asking. I'd post more, but I usually end up embarrassing myself.

You're welcome, but don't worry, I'm sure I can out foolish you any time.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2008 09:28 PM

:domo


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