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Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 01:26 AM

:pagebrak

liquidstatik Sep 2nd, 2008 02:23 AM

:pagebrak

Neen Sep 2nd, 2008 09:42 AM

:pagebrak

HickMan Sep 2nd, 2008 10:18 AM

:oneofthosedays

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2008 10:23 AM

MAMA MIA LET ME GO, BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEEE

RaNkeri Sep 2nd, 2008 10:52 AM

OHHHH YEAAAHHHH




yeaahhhhhhh

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2008 11:08 AM

no!

RaNkeri Sep 2nd, 2008 11:16 AM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Sep 2nd, 2008 11:18 AM

It's cool, toaster, he's a bitch anyway

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 12:29 PM

Happy Birthday, Schimid. :)

Dixie Sep 2nd, 2008 01:11 PM

Fuck you.
I'm sunburnt.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 02:22 PM


Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 02:24 PM

Well shit, I guess that shows who isn't using the new Bape skin. :eek

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 576966)
Fuck you.
I'm sunburnt.

Use some lotion :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 02:26 PM


Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576979)
Use some lotion :orgasm

DO IT QUICK! BEFORE TADAO PULLS OUT HIS HOSE! :eek

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 02:34 PM

pub are you not down with i-bapery

RaNkeri Sep 2nd, 2008 02:36 PM

:lol




:|

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 02:44 PM

did you know that i can force select people to use i-bapery

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 02:45 PM

and by select people i mean pretty much anyone who posts in this thread

RaNkeri Sep 2nd, 2008 02:48 PM

:tear

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2008 03:00 PM

Hahaha now that is funny.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 576982)
pub are you not down with i-bapery

It gives me sidescroll on my square screen. :(

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 03:37 PM

Whoa, it's all red and shit

Phoenix Gamma Sep 2nd, 2008 04:01 PM

Anyone download Google Chrome? I just installed it and I'm not sure if I'm totally sold on it.

Shit loads a lot faster, and I like a lot of the new features, but I hate the window color, and it feels like it's missing a lot of features too. Plus, it scrolls way too fast :O

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 04:02 PM

I'm staying with Opera, thankee.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 576995)
Google's new web browser went live today, and so far it seems to be pretty cool. I'm posting from it right now, in fact :D

Among its features:

Click and drag to expand text boxes (like the posting box :o )
"incognito" browsing


Imports bookmarks from Firefox and IE
Startup page includes "most visited" pages and bookmark listing

I'm still playing with it, so I'm not ready to give it a full-on comparison with firefox yet. :(

Get it here:

http://www.google.com/chrome

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576880)
Google is launching a web browser. They're calling it 'Chrome'.

Dillion & me are happy in in our obscure Opera nethood, but who of you others here are really just not that happy with version three Firefox that they'll switch?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 577000)
Anyone download Google Chrome? I just installed it and I'm not sure if I'm totally sold on it.

Shit loads a lot faster, and I like a lot of the new features, but I hate the window color, and it feels like it's missing a lot of features too. Plus, it scrolls way too fast :O

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 577002)
I'm staying with Opera, thankee.

:domo

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 04:07 PM

Fuck Firefox 3.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 04:10 PM

It 'd my Flash, not to mention numerous speed issues and hang-ups.

Phoenix Gamma Sep 2nd, 2008 04:13 PM

well it's only Beta right now. Plus it's open source, so we should be seeing all sorts of new stuff added in the future, if it ever catches on (too soon to tell if it's worth using over the other options).

I really wish stuff like italics and undo worked in text boxes, though. I have to do all that crap by hand now. I also miss my Firefox plugins :( At least it imported all of my other saved information from Firefox.

RaNkeri Sep 2nd, 2008 04:14 PM

I'm still using IE, although I should've gotten myself Opera long long time ago :/

Might aswell try Chrome

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 04:25 PM

oh shit :o don't know if it's a function of chrome, but now i can resize this quick reply window :o :o :o

I love google and everything they do, so I'm on board.

liquidstatik Sep 2nd, 2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 576985)
did you know that i can force select people to use i-bapery

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2108

:rolleyes

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2008 04:41 PM

i'm still using IE :lol

Phoenix Gamma Sep 2nd, 2008 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 577015)
oh shit :o don't know if it's a function of chrome, but now i can resize this quick reply window :o :o :o

I love google and everything they do, so I'm on board.

Yea, you can do that for any textbox I think. Useless, but awesome :D

I like dragging tabs around, or dragging them out of the window to make a new window (and vice versa). Pretty handy.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 04:47 PM

Things I like about this page:

A former Solicitor General is now an internet meme.

Our mods don't bother to read what people post.

Willie.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 04:50 PM

Excuse me for skimming pub lover posts 111102 through 111106.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 04:54 PM

For example.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576993)
It gives me sidescroll on my square screen. :(

It's the same size width-wise as the normal i-mockery menu.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 04:57 PM

Oh and willie:



If you can set this on fire in a way that it can still tile horizontally, i'll add it to the bape theme.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 05:03 PM

I just saw that 'CREATE UR GODDESS' mmo ad, and it made me wonder what an MMO would be like if people could ONLY make female characters.

I'm guessing +25% cybersex, but otherwise no different.

Also, all the GMs would have to be male and get the global knockback ability 'pimp slap'.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 05:04 PM

I gotta say all this red is getting my blood fired up, I need to find me some newbs to kill.

Time to bring back the mock wars am i right guys

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 05:19 PM

So I don't see any difference at all between Google Chrome, Firefox, IE, and Opera beyond the obvious visual ones.

But since I like the idea of a Google OS and this is a step in the right direction, I think I'll be using this from now on.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161159)
EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

oh willie :<

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 05:22 PM

I'm against a Google OS.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 05:23 PM

You ignored that Pheonix guy, which I found funny. I know already that I get away with so much shit because of it's sheer gay abundance.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 577028)
It's the same size width-wise as the normal i-mockery menu.


Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 05:23 PM

infraction

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 05:25 PM

also idk, that picture just shows that the bape menu is actually a bit smaller.

i'll forward the scrolling issue to CFR5, though.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 05:27 PM

I wish I still used Netscape Navigator

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 05:28 PM

I'm not getting the scrolling issue. The insignificant change in resolution must've screwed with Pub Lover's sad pocket pc.

I have the Sony Trinitron G520 and it weighs a bazillion fucking pounds.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 05:30 PM

I'm convinced CRTs are more dangerous to the environment every second they're left on than every styrofoam object and aerosol can assembled by man.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 05:33 PM

I'm not sold on Chrome's "Most Visited Pages" feature

On one hand it's retardedly convenient, and on the other hand I'd really rather not be constantly reminded about how much of a pervert I am

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 05:33 PM

It's illegal to throw CRT screens in traditional dumpsters due to the hazard of their screen cracking to the point where the vacuum inside causes an implosion, ricocheting glass off the back of the tube and effectively firing it out like a cannon.

You'll notice most professional movers carry CRT screens facing away from themselves and wear thick gloves while doing it.

:themoreyouknow

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 05:34 PM

After a week or so, we should get a 'most visited pages' capture thread going.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 05:35 PM

I just toss 'em around.


Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 05:54 PM

Guys, don't you love it when a torrent flatlines at 99% completion?

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 05:56 PM

At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolfighter009 (Post 577066)
Well heres the first of many people who think their better than me.

The abused language appears to be intentional. It's a Character.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 577063)
At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.

Yeah, about 75% of the files are completely, all the way there, and little slivers of the rest are missing.

I'm really not going to try playing it like this.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 06:57 PM

As we figured out the sidescroll thing can only be the result of my own idiocy, I now ask how I can fix this bug:

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:02 PM

they're working on that

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:02 PM

Why is it that little kids think ripping up things that I own will make me do what they want?

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 07:02 PM

PILONIDAL CYST

:( :( :( :(

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 07:03 PM

FUCK GOD

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:03 PM

I had one in my balls last week :(

It's not as bad as it sounds :(

but fuck my balls still kind of hurt

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 07:09 PM

Mine is at the top of my ass crack, and it got so bad that I was walking around like a 90-year-old yesterday.

I got it lanced this morning but it still hurts just as much, and now I have a fun draining wound to redress every few hours :(

And no I'm not posting pictures >:

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 07:14 PM

You sound like David Sedaris.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 07:16 PM

Guys, that is a scary thing, and I really wish you hadn't just invented it. :x

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:17 PM

Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:18 PM

well, now I can't stop thinking about your balls

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:19 PM

baby, you and i both know that was an issue way before i posted in this thread :pimphat

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 577092)
You sound like David Sidaris.

The sheer pitifulness of my predicament is overshadowed only by the fact that I have to be outside amidst the general public stewing in my own fabricated crippling embarrassment with the haunting notion that there may be an ever-expanding red dot of blood visible on my designer pants :(

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:21 PM

Buy some dollar-store sweatpants

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 577095)
Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.

Dude that sounds worse actually

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 07:25 PM

I mispelled 'Sedaris.'

His newest book's great, by the way.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:25 PM

if you guys peer this for about an hour I'll be your best friend in the universe

http://www.torrentz.com/ae631be7d9fd...d05019c4c4c7ef

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 577101)
Dude that sounds worse actually

better than having my balls hurt all the time

the sheer relief of being told it's not cancer made it totally worth it :(

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 07:28 PM

Emu, have you put on weight or was that a really bad angle? :eek

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:29 PM

he sure fit in with all those fat furries

you fatty

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:34 PM

A little of both. I got really sick and lost close to 20 pounds and then I binged and gained it all back. Plus, I'm leaning way over.


This is me and my girlfriend a month ago.

edit: less shitty picture

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 07:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5JHvecJVA

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 07:36 PM

dude, you look soooo toasted

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:37 PM

I wish :(

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 07:43 PM

Hey, my comment makes less sense now. >:

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 07:44 PM

I still kind of look stoned

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 577103)
if you guys peer this for about an hour I'll be your best friend in the universe

http://www.torrentz.com/ae631be7d9fd...d05019c4c4c7ef

I'll suck your cock, even.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 07:52 PM

Seeding.

Phoenix Gamma Sep 2nd, 2008 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 577054)
I'm not sold on Chrome's "Most Visited Pages" feature

On one hand it's retardedly convenient, and on the other hand I'd really rather not be constantly reminded about how much of a pervert I am

Incognito Mode. Google insists it'll be used for buying "special gifts", but they know damn well it should have just been called "Porn Mode".

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:54 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:55 PM

Well, it worked for a little while. I think I had a 1kb/second download rate!

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 07:56 PM

I keep rule34 on my bookmarks toolbar, i don't know what all of you are so afraid of

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:56 PM

most of us still have a sense of shame, I think.

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 08:04 PM

http://rule34.paheal.net/tags (nsfw)

bookmark it now, let everyone see horrible puffy ami yumi x ninja turtle porn every time you open up a google browser.

Phoenix Gamma Sep 2nd, 2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 577129)
I keep rule34 on my bookmarks toolbar, i don't know what all of you are so afraid of

There's always that one time someone hops on your computer, and just narrowly misses your stash.

Plus, Chrome reminds you of the last pages you've been to, using big screencaps. I take this laptop to classes, you see.

and personally, I prefer real people porn :v

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 577112)
A little of both. I got really sick and lost close to 20 pounds and then I binged and gained it all back. Plus, I'm leaning way over.
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This is me and my girlfriend a month ago.

edit: less shitty picture

2004? :eek

Do you not know how to set up your camera or are you lying to me? :>:

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 08:08 PM

I-Mockery forums: We do Detective work, too!

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 08:09 PM

i do believe that's the creepiest thing anyone's done on here to date, pub

:barnstar

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 08:14 PM


Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 08:14 PM

that's some zen shit, there

bigtimecow Sep 2nd, 2008 09:11 PM

that's what you get for using a windows program on a mac :x

MarioRPG Sep 2nd, 2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 577132)
and personally, I prefer real people porn :v

WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU?


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