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Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:49 AM

lol, it was like that time I put milhouse's dancing people gif as my avatar and it got deleted :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:52 AM

Why did you do it? Have you just signed up? Do you think "Oh man, fucking with the rules is awesome"? >:

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:53 AM

Hey, I'm getting lectured about the rules here by the guy who's been banned two times :lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:54 AM

ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:55 AM

I've been banned three times. :<

executioneer Jan 30th, 2006 03:56 AM

i got banned from ezboard can i play

executioneer Jan 30th, 2006 03:57 AM

and i got banned from stripcreator like twice too :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 04:01 AM

Yeah, but your bannings were for being funny. Mine were for being an idiot. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 04:01 AM

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie
but last night she said to me, when we were watching te-elly
This is what she said:
She said - "Listen John I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me"

"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed, "Yes, but he's no puff" she cri-ied
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chi-ip shop
When I came out there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop
And guess who was with him?
Yeah Julie - and they were both laughing at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless
Two packed me for Gordon
Just 'cos Gordon's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron

Here we go 2, 3, 4

Oh, she's a slag, and he is a creep
She is a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
I'm so upset

I'm so upset
I'm so upset
Yeh Yeh

I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but he's bigger than me, innit
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he


Oh well I don't care

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 04:04 AM

lol, I got banned from this zelda forum once for being more awesome than all but one guy there, who got banned a little bit before me :(

His title was MY BED IS NOT YOUR CACTUS

I'll never see him again :tear

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 04:06 AM

he also successfully pulled off that kit fisto avatar thing i tried a little while ago :(

executioneer Jan 30th, 2006 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Yeah, but your bannings were for being funny. Mine were for being an idiot. :(

well if it's any consolation i think it's funny when you're being an idiot :x

executioneer Jan 30th, 2006 04:08 AM

i mean come on, SCANDALIZE SOME ******S!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
well if it's any consolation i think it's funny when you're being an idiot :x

What a shame you are not a mod. :(

executioneer Jan 30th, 2006 04:10 AM

i'm pretty sure everyone knows that me being a mod would be a bad idea :(

executioneer Jan 30th, 2006 04:10 AM

no self-restraint, y'see :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
i mean come on, SCANDALIZE SOME ******S!

NIGGA :eek

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
no self-restraint, y'see :(

Pretty much me too. I need someone like Chojin to tell when to quit whenever I get a little too manic with my posting. :(

executioneer Jan 30th, 2006 04:29 AM

plus i need more responsibility (and the stress associated with it) like i need to have my arms and legs lopped off with a rusty hubcap :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 04:35 AM

Protoclown is never on, & he's still a mod. No real responsibility.

I had a panic attack & passed out last week from the stress from the responsibility of doing the News on a tiny radio station on a tiny island in a tiny nation, somewhere in the pacific. :(

Edit: 4800th post! :wwk

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
hey you [Chojin] talked about me .. but nice that you think at me first hehe

In a thread about unruly newbs, it's not a good thing to be thought of first.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 05:16 AM


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
wha what happened?
this thread started so good.
just because some noobs are getting over-excieted it is flooded by posts.

It did not start out good, and the fact that it was overrun by newbs shows what a bad idea it was.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
im disappointed you didnt understand the sense of this club.. havent you been in one when you were a child?
its just.. you DONT do sth in the club.. its just all about who is in and who s not and making the other jealous that they are not in it.. nothing more.

There is already an elitist club here, it's called the Union of I-Mockery Veterans, they have their own secret forum which they use to make fun of us newbs. Please do not ask to join.

xbxDaniel Jan 30th, 2006 06:48 AM

My money will be in the mail sometime this week.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
My money will be in the mail sometime this week.

You put $10,000 in the mail! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Sadie's a mom, she's tasted poop. :x

sorry to clog your toilet, but no, no, i have not.

Oh well. :lol

Edit: Uh oh, Guys! Now Sadie is calling me a liar! Look at what you've started, Chojin! :(

Chojin Jan 30th, 2006 10:34 AM


Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 10:40 AM

Is anyone else getting this?

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/875/wtftw6pg.png

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 10:44 AM

Haha, now I regret editing that post! :lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

1969? That's pretty weird! :eek

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 11:01 AM

It figures that as soon as GW leaves I show up. >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 11:04 AM

If you use two windows you could log into both accounts simultaneously. :/

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 11:05 AM

What's with the avatar?

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 11:06 AM

Wait, i'm going to get some breakfast.

I'll see you later. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
What's with the avatar?

Chojin & Sadie think I'm a truthophobe. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 11:10 AM

Veritasphobia?

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 11:34 AM

ha ha, I could watch that avatar for hours :lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 11:39 AM

There is something almost hypnotic about it. :hypno

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:33 PM

Back.

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
ha ha, I could watch that avatar for hours :lol

I could stare into your eyes for hours. ;)

sadie Jan 30th, 2006 12:35 PM

it's not really a chatroom, sevenforce. :rolleyes

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
There is something almost hypnotic about it. :hypno

I like the frown on her better than the old one. :lol

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 12:46 PM

Homeboy, my muthafukin wristband was 3 HUNNIT dollas

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 12:47 PM

OK now I'm AFK BBL

lunlun Jan 30th, 2006 03:56 PM

pub hehe nice try but you cant beat me with my own weapons..
and i think chojin liked the idea of the club too..

who wants to be with this stupid veterans who never laugh?
me dont

ok moving on..

got my money yesterday and ordered my new pc.. with controller.. im so hothothot to play with my emulator :) aah this will be my christmas

*smiling*

i love you all

pure love to everyone

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:59 PM

My next post is a tribute to chojin

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:59 PM

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-o-d-a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y-o-d-a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I’ve been around, but I ain’t never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he’s wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I’ve never ever been a jedi before
But obi-wan, he set me straight, of course
He said "go to yoda and he’ll show you the force"

Well I’m not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But I won’t forget what yoda said

He said "luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

"I know darth vader’s really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you’ll be unemployed"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I’m gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
But I know that I’ll be coming back some day
I’ll be playing this part ’till I’m old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda,
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
:rockout

lunlun Jan 30th, 2006 04:01 PM

we need a music thread.. i hate this lyrics posting

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 04:08 PM

That sucked GW. :lol

sadie Jan 30th, 2006 04:44 PM

Quote:

I-Mockery Chat Room (YOUR ALL LIERS)

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I've been banned three times. :<

I've been banned 5 times. :<

MLE Jan 30th, 2006 05:01 PM

i think it was so much fun you should try it again ;D

Emu Jan 30th, 2006 05:04 PM

I've not been banned at all, because I'm a good boy. <3

xbxDaniel Jan 30th, 2006 07:24 PM

My sister's kid hurt his arm pretty badly today. :(

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2006 07:38 PM

KARMA

xbxDaniel Jan 30th, 2006 07:39 PM

What, did he like cheat somebody in a past life?





Was it you?

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
we need a music thread.. i hate this lyrics posting

You could just fuck off out of this thread. >:

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
pub hehe nice try but you cant beat me with my own weapons.

Your weapons are stupidity & obliviousness, which I assure you I've been using around here for much longer than you could hope to stay.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I could stare into your eyes for hours. ;)

Knock it off. >:

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
who wants to be with this stupid veterans who never laugh?
me dont

You know what kind of people laugh all the time? Jolly people.
Thanks to Daddy Claus, 'Jolly' is pretty synonymous with fat. And who wants to be a stupid fat fuck?! Only you Lunlun, only you. :)

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I've been banned 5 times. :<

It's not a competition. :(

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE
i think it was so much fun you should try it again ;D

Hey MLE, hows it going? :)

Sam Jan 31st, 2006 02:27 AM

IT'S A CUMPULSION! :(

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
IT'S A CUMPULSION! :(

:eek

Sam Jan 31st, 2006 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
IT'S A CUMPULSION! :(

:eek

:faint

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 02:45 AM

Any further action such as that will not be tolerated. :lol

Covenant Jan 31st, 2006 03:05 AM

but youre avatar says youre a liar.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Covenant
but youre avatar says youre a liar.

While I may be a liar, I am not an avatar! :eek

P.S. SHUT UP! >:

GADZOOKS Jan 31st, 2006 03:34 AM

Pub Lover is the equivilent to Mardi Gras Post-Katrina.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Pub Lover is the equivilent to Mardi Gras Post-Katrina.

:lol

Don't you have some other forum to be a jackass on? >:

GADZOOKS Jan 31st, 2006 04:03 AM

Don't you have a game of Literatti to bring to a halt with your diatribes? >:

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 04:05 AM


Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Don't you have a game of Literatti to bring to a halt with your diatribes? >:

That was one game, & I wasn't the first person slinging the insults.

Plus that was at least a week, but I think closer to a month, before I got bitchy about your constant jackassery.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 04:12 AM

But of course you have the perfect excuse of just calling me a liar. >:

GADZOOKS Jan 31st, 2006 04:20 AM

You ARE bitchy! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
You ARE bitchy! :eek

:lol

Yeah. :(

& to think I was almost out of Self Pity for a few days.

Sethomas Jan 31st, 2006 04:36 AM

Don't worry, I have enough to share.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 04:41 AM

Hey Seth, a few pages back I wanted to say I had a fear of truth, was I correct in thinking the Latin would be Veritasphobia, because that doesn't seem right to me?

Also the grammar in the above sentence doesn't seem right to me.

Sethomas Jan 31st, 2006 04:46 AM

The problem with that is that "veritas" is Latin whereas phobia is Greek. So, off the top of my head I think that the Greek word for "truth" is alethea, so maybe it's aletheaphobe.

Sethomas Jan 31st, 2006 04:47 AM

I did a google search for that made-up word, and it told me "did you mean alethophobia?", which evidently is the right word.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 04:49 AM

There you go, completely different languages. That would explain it. Thank You, Mister Pace. :bow

Sethomas Jan 31st, 2006 08:26 AM

Anything to put my Classics learning to use. :(

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2006 09:03 AM

As a superpower it really is only of limited use in everyday life, maybe you could trade it in for X-Ray vision.

The Retro Kat Jan 31st, 2006 02:19 PM

Or a pair of boobs.

Pram Maven Jan 31st, 2006 02:42 PM

Nah, those are equally useless, Retro.

HickMan Jan 31st, 2006 02:57 PM

What's goin on guys?

Emu Jan 31st, 2006 02:57 PM

It's strange that you have 120 posts racked up in about 10 days and yet I've never seen you.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2006 03:05 PM

Yeah i was gonna say, I read all the boards and this is the first NOSE post I've ever seen ;<

Chojin Jan 31st, 2006 03:11 PM

oh it's prog shooter ;<

Emu Jan 31st, 2006 03:13 PM

I thought I was sensing a distinct flavor of suck from him

GADZOOKS Jan 31st, 2006 06:07 PM

I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!

I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!

Pram Maven Jan 31st, 2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
It's strange that you have 120 posts racked up in about 10 days and yet I've never seen you.

Well, what can I say? I'm posterrific.

As far as sucking goes, I'll leave that to you, while I leave the room. Not into the gay stuff. Don't mind it, just don't want to see it, mind.

xbxDaniel Jan 31st, 2006 07:28 PM

It's like it's trying to say something.

camacazio Jan 31st, 2006 10:22 PM

Get out of here nose. You suck. Yesterday I wanted to give a visual example of what it means to really suck a lot to a friend and I showed him a couple of your posts.

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2006 12:14 AM

hi guys

Seven Force Feb 1st, 2006 12:15 AM

Hi. :eek

How have you been?

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2006 12:16 AM

HI GUY WE CHAT ON AIM K?

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2006 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
hi guys

Hey! :)

Seven Force Feb 1st, 2006 01:25 AM

Hey pub.

:I

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2006 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nose
Nah, those are equally useless, Retro.

Bullshit! A good pair of boobs get you off speeding fines & murder charges, & we all know how Seth would find that useful. ;<

Also, a good pair of boobs can just get you off. :<


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