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Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2006 12:13 AM

PUB LOVER IS IN THE TOP TEN TOTAL POSTS!

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
At least write about the Ulillillia guy :(

He makes me very, very sad. :(

Like shooting a puppy sad. :(

You know you have to do it, but you want to leave off as long as you can. :(

GADZOOKS Aug 8th, 2006 01:01 AM

man when willie sees that he's going to quit the internet for sure, way to go publover >:

executioneer Aug 8th, 2006 02:07 AM

haha i already knew i was second place in posting ;( and lol @ zoidberg :lol

Seven Force Aug 8th, 2006 10:38 AM

Yay! People are paying attention to me! :D

kahljorn Aug 8th, 2006 04:22 PM

Where did kellychaos go anyway?

MetalMilitia Aug 8th, 2006 04:59 PM

Mabey he died like fartin molar. :(

Chojin Aug 8th, 2006 05:06 PM

i got mail from fartin recently. something about how he's getting old and wants to spend his retirement on our forums ;<

Chojin Aug 8th, 2006 05:09 PM

http://emucation.com/

oh shit!

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2006 05:59 PM

When mowing the lawn is your full-time job, a retirement can't get much better than that anyway.

HickMan Aug 8th, 2006 07:51 PM


When you think mowing you lawn is cardio, then you're a Mitchum Man.

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
They dropped it in favor of a half-assed eugenics project, the results of i'm seeing right in this thread. >:

This quote is interesting to me because Seven Force only just learned about eugenics this week. :lol

See, I'm Educational too. :eek

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2006 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
man when willie sees that he's going to quit the internet for sure, way to go publover >:

I did not think of that. :(

I am very glad things did not transpire to be that way. :(

Rongi Aug 8th, 2006 10:57 PM

4th place :(

i seriously never thought i would get knocked out the first position. kind of pathetic on my part to think like that :(

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2006 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
lol @ zoidberg :lol

If I was a lobster monster in the future, I would be Dr. Zoidberg. :(

I'm too suggestible for marathons of tv shows to be a good thing.

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 12:09 AM

Oh god I don't wanna be first to hit 10k :(

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 12:10 AM

If Pub Lover would just go on another one of his posting binges he'd be up there by Friday :(

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:12 AM

Post binge or article. It's your choice. >:

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:13 AM

Actually, I'm not going to do either. :(

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:13 AM

Seriously, you have at times had a postcount double mine, and yet it's me that is known for the posting binges. >:

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:14 AM

I'm a post-bulimic, and you're a post fatty! >:

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:15 AM


Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 12:17 AM

I'd hit it.

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:17 AM

It just isn't the same, is it? :(

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I'd hit it.

You'd fuck your fat mother, so... OH SHUT UP! >:

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 12:20 AM

It feels good invoking RAGE, even if the person is across the globe.

I've still got it.

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:21 AM

Now for the reason I logged on at all:

Esuohlim, did you reset your hit counter?

It's gone down by the exact number of times I've visited. :eek

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
It feels good envoking RAGE, even if the person is across the globe.

The 'oh shut up' was me feeling angry/sad at myself. :(

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 12:24 AM

It feels good invoking SELF HATRED and SELF PITY, even if that person is across the globe.

I've still got it.

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Now for the reason I logged on at all:

Esuohlim, did you reset your hit counter?

It's gone down by the exact number of times I've visited. :eek

Don't scare me like this :(

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
It feels good invoking SELF HATRED and SELF PITY...

I invoke them in myself just fine, buddy. :tear

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:28 AM

Guys, I'm not really some gothy-emo person. :(

I'm really cheerful and shit. :(

Seriously. :(

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Don't scare me like this :(

That hit counter is your internet life. :lol

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 12:32 AM

ok man im just sayin words on the internet confuse me i cant read inflections and emotions and shit like that but hey its all good im still learning the ropes but then again we learn something new everyday dont we hahahaha

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:36 AM

Hey guys, it turns out Professor Cool was and is a massive creep! :eek

I mean, you think you know someone on the internet, and it turns out to be a bunch of lies. :(

executioneer Aug 9th, 2006 12:37 AM

what no way

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Guys, I'm not really some gothy-emo person. :(

I'm really cheerful and shit. :(

Seriously. :(



:(

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:44 AM

Awesome! That is now fully in my rotation of Page Breaks. :)

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:45 AM

Because it would have been way pathetic for me to make one of myself. ;)

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
what no way

I know, I didn't believe it at first. :(

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Because it would have been way pathetic for me to make one of myself. ;)

One might infer that you intentionally took a picture with some space to the left just for it to happen one day? :eek

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
see my dick in your fucking eyesockets because you obviously aren't going to use them anyway

If I was drinking something while reading this, I would have either choked or had to clean up my monitor. :(

executioneer Aug 9th, 2006 01:26 AM


Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
If I was drinking something while reading this, I would have either choked or had to clean up my monitor. :(

It feels good invoking NAUSEA and the GAG REFLEX, even if that person is across the Mason-Dixon line.

I've still got it.

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 02:09 AM



This is gonna make a real grainy desktop picture when stretched, but i'm doing it anyway.

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 02:16 AM

ONWARD TRUSTY STALLIONS! ONWARD TO THE NEXT PAGE!!

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 02:20 AM


Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 02:33 AM

Willie did you eat your beard again? :(

executioneer Aug 9th, 2006 02:42 AM

that one is an old picture from a MILLION YEARS ago

executioneer Aug 9th, 2006 03:59 AM









Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 04:20 AM

Hahaha, I love that Garfield strip generator :lol




HickMan Aug 9th, 2006 07:00 AM

I thought willie's were real at first. You never know with those comics :eek

HickMan Aug 9th, 2006 07:03 AM

oh yeah willie I know this sounds weird but gregory from ricky bobby looks kinda like you btw

Moobs Aug 9th, 2006 12:11 PM



:(

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2006 12:59 PM

fuck god please be wearing pants

executioneer Aug 9th, 2006 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
oh yeah willie I know this sounds weird but gregory from ricky bobby looks kinda like you btw

you mean andy richter :(

Moobs Aug 9th, 2006 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
fuck god please be wearing pants

socks :D

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2006 03:59 PM

http://www.marsrocks.ca/

lol. The CSA.

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2006 05:20 PM



I've spent like all day on this site :(

http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html

Chojin Aug 9th, 2006 05:21 PM

I was JUST going to suggest that willie rename this thread to serious homo problems but he knows EVERYTHING ;* ;*

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2006 10:26 PM

I gotta register fo' skool tommara.

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 10:28 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS ...? :'()

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
One might infer that you intentionally took a picture with some space to the left just for it to happen one day? :eek

Diabolical, eh? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer

:lol

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2006 10:59 PM



LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A LITTLE CAPTAIN IN HIM



CAPTAIN MANNY C. LAWTON, "THE LITTLE CAPTAIN".

Pub Lover Aug 9th, 2006 11:11 PM

Yes, because acting like an idiot is funny. :blah

GADZOOKS Aug 10th, 2006 12:29 AM

Hey guys I got a fun maze for you, the current record is 20 seconds see how fast you can solve it.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:31 AM

Sometimes

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:35 AM

Oh man, I like stay tuned. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:46 AM


Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:47 AM

QUICK, MIGHTY ONE! THE PORTAL TO THE NEXT PAGE IS THIS WAY!

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:48 AM



ENJOY LOUISIANA'S FAVORITE PASTTIME

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 12:50 AM

Nice one, Cliff :rolleyes

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 12:50 AM

Yablonski >:

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 12:51 AM

Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:52 AM

It's still holds true to THIS DAY

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

But he'd have to be good enough to get to the front page in the first place. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 12:59 AM

oh HO wait a minute here

wait

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:02 AM

I just took a look at todays front page and I TOTALLY misunderstood what Milhouse was saying. So, I take that back. ;)

Please ignore that other post.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 01:04 AM

Well technically the front page just updated again.

WE MIGHT HAVE TWO MISUNDERSTANDINGS ON OUR HANDS. MAYBE WE SHOULD BE IN A PRIME-TIME SITCOM :eek

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

Swallow your pride, you ninny >:

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4006

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:10 AM

I'm NOT going to be that token black guy that says hip things and is always wearin' my bling. >:

FUCK THAT SHIT

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:12 AM

To tell you the god honest truth, SA isn't all that's cracked up to be.

I'm actually pretty fucking tired of some of the forum people there.

It sucks you can't belittle and shun people you don't like, it let's everybody and their uncle with a fucking bank account waltz right in.

And I know what you're going to say BUT THEY DO well they don't. Not like we do it.

with feeling

without catchphrases

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:17 AM

E/N: HAY GOONS IM FAT AND STUPID AND GIRLS FIND ME REPULSIVE WHAT DO I DO? (56K GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER)

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:19 AM

hey man now you know I HATE TO SAY THIS and everything I mean it's not like EVERY OTHER JACKASS HAS SAID IT BEFORE even if it's TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE but post pic plz

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2006 01:19 AM

Who would I talk to if I had serious homo problems?

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:21 AM

hi fellow goon i'm a poster with good advice you should listen to me because i've been where you are and i know where you might be headed i know you're in a rough spot right now and everything will be all right but you need to do whatever it is you have to do

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:22 AM

SEVER MAN FUCKIN SEVER I AM A CLEVER PERSON

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:24 AM

hey i just found this girls myspace and phone number and email address and physical address and her job even though nobody fucking asked for it now i can be a real internet detective hero by harassing innocent fucking people out of the blue

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 01:24 AM

I hate the forums, but once in a while there's a piece of content that doesn't suck on the actual site.

For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 01:26 AM

I never paid one cent to that goddamned community. My account was a Christmas present. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:26 AM

Well I wish I could've asked around before I wasted my chump change on an account. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:28 AM

He won't update the cliff section. :(



I had a number of entries sent in like the one picture I showed Pub Lover. The one with the three girls. Also, that one girl with the hooters shirt.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 01:31 AM

That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

And State Og was usually great too. :(

But no let's trudge through another boring-as-fuck horror movie review >:

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:36 AM

I hate it when they're pages long. It used to be I could go through 'em alright but now they're unbareable. I think it's Pantfish. >:

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:37 AM


Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Swallow your pride, you ninny >:

I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:

Ditto for this board, guys.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 01:44 AM

What the hell did MLE ever do to you that you didn't deserve, Seven Force? >:


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