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noob3 Feb 7th, 2007 03:07 PM

you magician mother fucker pub lover i hate ur guts

noob3 Feb 7th, 2007 03:08 PM

grislygus: why is "offroadin" in quotations is that some sort of gay innuendo for butt sex

noob3 Feb 7th, 2007 03:09 PM

ok guys i am out of here like last year ill see you guys later

in hell

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2007 03:11 PM

My saying offroadin' as a word is lame, as I don't have the proper lingo. Therefore, it is in quotes.

:nerdspeak

noob3 Feb 7th, 2007 03:12 PM

i am going to go "drive my car" guys

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2007 03:17 PM

that would translate to "drive mah truck".

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 03:18 PM

don't wreck :x

RaNkeri Feb 7th, 2007 03:28 PM

Guys, it's only 7 more days and my high school days are practically over :x

MattJack Feb 7th, 2007 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 468342)
Guys, it's only 7 more days and my high school days are practically over :x

HOLD ON TO THEM LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. Which means get laid by as many high school girls as you can while it's still acceptable.

MattJack Feb 7th, 2007 03:43 PM

Actually, that wasn't what it translated to. Sorry. I got it mixed up. What it really meant was kill yourself.

RaNkeri Feb 7th, 2007 03:45 PM

Don't get too excited, there are still 7 MORE DAYS :x

MattJack Feb 7th, 2007 03:53 PM

sweet. so..back to the ladies

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 04:02 PM

so who missed me :rave :rave

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 04:03 PM

GET OFF MY INTERNET.

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 04:07 PM

HA.. aww... did I upset you earlier?

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 04:11 PM

Do you get off on being so fucking stupid? Jesus christ

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 467911)
Multiquote, Multi-sucks

Yeah, it doesn't carry over any sub quotes. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468042)
PS: Stop fucking gaying up the chatroom thread. Take your pussy comments to the thread in mock wars, lest it start to feel unused and unloved.

Nothing can gay up this thread more than that page of dicks everyone posted that time.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 468116)
esuohlim ...please go fuck yourself

nobody cares

thanx

It's the chatroom thread, so I care. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 468133)
Man I'm leaving this chat room thread until Lenor gets it :rolleyes

Ha! You wouldn't last out that long.
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 468151)
I can't imagine how this thread will be after Pub leaves.

It'll be pandemonium.

I don't get it. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 468154)
more like pubamonium :LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 468157)
I hope pub gets here soon and sorts this mess out >:

I'm not the law. What the hell. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 468158)
The multi-qouting's going to be insane. :eek

Well, dang. That's the one that made me want to not post. Thanks a lot, Julie.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 468165)
pub will just try an get me to have some crazy convo like always and start shit .. haha

Hey guys, whos beeing saing that I don't like Lenor?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 468183)
Do you have any non-internet friends

I don't. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 468258)
She has a vag!

I thought you said cuntaloupe?


Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 468269)
I think we should have a rule that if you say the same things over 15 times you get banned. EXCEPT IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM

Oh shit! :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 468270)
How does Lenor have 3K posts and yet I've never read any of them

Back at you 7k boy. :blah
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 468288)
If you've never heard any of his song(s?) you must've been living under a rock for the last 20 years.

Australia is down under the rock, right? ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 468292)
I hate it when they use that. It's like when fat people tell me I must secretly love them because I rip on them.

Dude, there you go again denying your fat fetish. Why you gotta lie to yourself man?
Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 468330)
you magician mother fucker pub lover i hate ur guts

Would you like them better in a burger bun? :x

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468358)
GET OFF MY INTERNET.


HELLZ YEAH.

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468358)
GET OFF MY INTERNET.

Back at you, baby! :love

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 468351)
Lenor, please stay out of Europe. I get enough shit as it is when I go there for being American without stereotypes proving them right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 468359)
what the fuck.. who told that im goin to eruope?

Seth: guess what? I DONT CARE .. thanx.. now go away!

Woah, Seth is like Mister Europe, and he is a totally partying dude.

I wouldn't want to even go to Europe if there wasn't a chance that Seth would be there too.

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 04:31 PM

Pub, i'm gonna miss ya man ;o

Sethomas Feb 7th, 2007 04:34 PM

I haven't been abroad in three years :(
I've got that itch thing going on. I might go to England in a few months to visit my sister, and YES that is Europe.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468364)
Do you get off on being so fucking stupid? Jesus christ

Who the fuck are you to talk?

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 04:35 PM

Someone who stopped being stupid over a year ago?

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 04:36 PM

You're proving yourself wrong here, buddy ;<

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 04:40 PM

If we ban lenor I don't think there's gonna be a problem anymore

MetalMilitia Feb 7th, 2007 04:42 PM

I prefered it when only Jin and Chojin used the the pointy mouth emotes. They don't look right when other people use them.

Oh and while I was typing thet I just thought of something:

Where is FartinMowlar? This place is missing a certain something when he's not around.

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 04:42 PM

p.s. having chojin as an "internet buddy" isn't something to get a boner over, bby

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 468267)
I don't get people with ADHD. It's supposed to be a childhood only disease - and when adults develop it it's a different problem. Maybe you just need to learn to calm down, try smoking pot or something.

Nuh ah, dude. ;(

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 468377)
Pub, i'm gonna miss ya man ;o

;(

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 04:43 PM

metalmilitia im sry you don't approve of my ;< usage :x

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 04:45 PM

Quote:

p.s. having chojin as an "internet buddy" isn't something to get a boner over, bby
I'm not getting a boner over it, I'm just saying that I don't think banning me is on the top of his things to do list :x

noob3 Feb 7th, 2007 04:46 PM

:< :< :> lol the last one is a bird

:>

i am going to start using this :> it looks like falco

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 468379)
I haven't been abroad in three years :(
I've got that itch thing going on. I might go to England in a few months to visit my sister, and YES that is Europe.

Before August?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 468390)
I prefered it when only Jin and Chojin used the the pointy mouth emotes. They don't look right when other people use them.

I agree. :(


Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 468390)
Where is FartinMowlar? This place is missing a certain something when he's not around.

Yeah, dick & fart jokes. :lol

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 467752)
"...niggards are cunty"

:lol:lol

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 04:48 PM

guys im sorry but im not gonna change my emoticon preferences for you ;<

i hope that doesn't change our relationship :x

noob3 Feb 7th, 2007 04:50 PM

now u will never make out with guitar woamn dude :lol

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 04:52 PM

I'm gonna get the 1000th page before Esuohlim.
>:

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468388)
If we ban lenor I don't think there's gonna be a problem anymore

Oddly enough, I think we'll still have one really annoying wannabe girl around here!

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 04:55 PM

Guys I think we scared Lenore off

what a relief

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 04:56 PM

Guys I need help getting off this bandwagon and into that circle of acceptance :< :< :<

MetalMilitia Feb 7th, 2007 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468407)
Guys I think we scared Lenore off

what a relief


guys youself

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2007 04:57 PM

Oh yeah?

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 04:58 PM

zomboid you're doin it wrong, its only cool if its winkin' ;<

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2007 04:59 PM

I doubt Lenore can be 'scared off'. She goes to syracruse, k? She goes to college. She's smarter than all of us.

Einstein didn't read!

FartinMowler Feb 7th, 2007 05:00 PM

Quote:

I haven't had a broad in three years :(
I've got that itch thing going on. I might go to England in a few months to get some medication, and YES that is Herpies.

:tear I like to read between the lines

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 05:02 PM

1. nobody can scare me off .. thats already been proven

2. Im not at your bekon call GW ..

3. gW.. you mite want to rethink myn and erics friendship that we've had for years and years ..

4. to danny and noob i <3 you guys always!

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 05:08 PM

PM from GW! : If you hate me so fucking much, make a thread in MockWars about it rather than following me into every thread I post in, OK? OK.

Awwww. See, thing is, I don't follow you around. You just post in every fucking thread on the boards and when you say something stupid or attempt to gain some sort of favor by jumping on the lenor bandwagon, I call you on it. Don't like it? Take your own advice and ignore me. You're essentially the same as lenore. She's got her seniority thing and you've got your chojin ass kissing thing. You both figure your little tickets will keep people from noticing what vapid cunts you are, buuuuut you're wrong :O

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:10 PM

Ok, cite at least one place where I've kissed Chojin's ass since I've come back, dickface.

And no, the bent smiles don't count.

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 05:12 PM

i'm not gonna put forth the effort, do it yourself ;o

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 468416)
:tear I like to read between the lines

No way! He had a girlfriend, but she wanted to date other, less awesome, people. ;(

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 05:14 PM

I'm not gonna bother going through the shit you post to prove what a pathetic loser you are. It's common knowledge at this point and the only one who's not in on the joke is you.

Earlier today you said lenore is more likely to be banned by chojin because you two are INTERNET BUDDIES. BRAVO! I'm sure Dan and Roseanne are really proud of their little tranny son.

edit: that was to gw, if it wasn't obvious enough.

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:16 PM

So you go around spouting how much of a fucking asskisser I'm being in EVERY SINGLE POST EVER, but can't even be bothered to copy and paste one instance of it? Come back when you've got a fucking case to present.

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW & Lenor
Stop following me into every thread I post in & starting fights!

Maybe if you ladies didn't spread your homebrands of stupidmeat around so much then the tigers wouldn't chase you so hard. ;(

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 05:17 PM

to be totally fair:

1. I stole the carat smilies from Mew
2. Lenor is also my #1 fan

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 468428)
I'm not gonna bother going through the shit you post to prove what a pathetic loser you are. It's common knowledge at this point and the only one who's not in on the joke is you.

Earlier today you said lenore is more likely to be banned by chojin because you two are INTERNET BUDDIES. BRAVO! I'm sure Dan and Roseanne are really proud of their little tranny son.

edit: that was to gw, if it wasn't obvious enough.

Haha, everyone imagine for a second that it was aimed at me. ;D

GOOD TIMES! :lol

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:18 PM

Hey, most of the time I'm actually useful.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 05:18 PM

Uh, I think the internet buddies one kinda made my "case" pretty open and shut, thanks.

:casedismissed

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2007 05:18 PM

Pub, that was possibly the most interesting thing I've read all day.

About the homebrand stupidmeat, that is.

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 05:19 PM

Also I wouldn't dare ban lenor because I would never hear the end of it :<

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 468436)
Uh, I think the internet buddies one kinda made my "case" pretty open and shut, thanks.

:casedismissed

So I'm a brown-nosing jerk because we talk on IM a lot and have become friends? That makes sense!

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 05:22 PM

I don't have your aim name?

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 468318)
incase you want to research this information further, i've drawn an expert graph


:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 468437)
Pub, that was possibly the most interesting thing I've read all day.

About the homebrand stupidmeat, that is.

I meant it in the nicest way possible. ;(

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 468440)
I don't have your aim name?

Microwaved Grape?

Used to talk a lot, whatever. :<

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 468440)
I don't have your aim name?

Chojin & me are pretty tight. We've transcended words & only speak in links to certain threads.

Who else got invited to the wedding? :picklehat

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 05:27 PM


i am so glad that chojin has decided to become friends with me. later on tonight i'm gonna ask mom to drive me to his house and we can talk about how stupid i was when i first joined the forums but how cool i am now. i think Ill see if I can get him to ban those fucking JERKS that are being mean to me. dont they know that im cool now? i like the same stuff as all of them...oh well...tonight my slobber cave meets its match chojin :< :<

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:29 PM

You're doing it wrong, the nose has to be gigantic.

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 05:29 PM

Screw all this, wake me up when Mock Wars really starts.

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 05:32 PM

Slobber cave? That is horrifying.

Also, we only talked a few times on aim. You were always all I AM AT A LIBRARY WORKING I AM BUSY.

This is not to say that I dislike guitar woman, I am just setting facts straight.

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 05:33 PM

Also, Fathom Zero, go jump in a lake.

Also, five pages until page 1000, guys. WHO WILL THE LUCKY POSTER BE?

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468380)
Uh, yeah, I'm one of Eric's INTERNET BUDDIES, I'm pretty sure he'd ban you quicker than he'd ban me.

123456

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:35 PM

As I remember we talked an average of like three or four times a week, sometimes for like hours when I was at home and not doing anything.

But if you're not counting the times when I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED with work and stuff, then yeah, we only talked a couple times.

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 05:36 PM

I don't remember that but it's possible. I do do other things while aim is open, though. ;< It's half the reason I have two monitors ;<

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:37 PM

I hope we get to page 1000 soon, I have a fantastic picture to post for the occasion

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 05:41 PM

You know what ive been wondering? If you hate me so much, why not go push the ignore button yourself? Do you honestly need the drama and controversy that much, to feel the need to be complete hypocrites? Now this does not imply to everyone, Chojin knows I very much apreciate his friendship and have for the many years we have known each other including off the board.

zomboid: My senority has nothing to do with this, I get smacked down every fuckin day for 2 years by the majority of everyone that has been here for as long as me. But do not compare me to some 16 year old that is in great need of social exceptance. I dont give into your affairs, and seriously you should stay out of mine. I have made and stayed friends with many people on here, but unlike your buddy GW, im not asking them to come save me. Instead im takeing on everyone at once trying to gang bang me, and aparently havent relized that your extremly failed attempts at scareing me off, are very much not close to working, nor will they.

Call me what you want, but in the end its the last one standing. Your insecurities are being released rapantly already. While I havent even really bothered to care and pay attention.

To my friends I love you guys always .. thanx.. but you know i gotts my own thing. haha

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:42 PM

Give it up, this thread stopped being about you 30 posts ago.

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 05:48 PM

You know, now that I think of it, Lenor is pretty much the only consistently-hated person who has posted here since 'the old days'. She is totally breaking new ground for vets, and has proven that seniority doesn't mean dick after all. Which in itself is hilarious, because that's one of the things Carnivore used to bitch at her about.

She is also the closest link we have to Livejournal here. It's a lot like that thing with Sindel and Shao Kahn in MK3.

And this is not a DEROGATORY LENOR POST, LENOR

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468465)
Give it up, this thread stopped being about you 30 posts ago.

When will it stop being about you, lassy?

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 468463)

zomboid: My senority has nothing to do with this, I get smacked down every fuckin day for 2 years by the majority of everyone that has been here for as long as me. But do not compare me to some 16 year old that is in great need of social exceptance. I dont give into your affairs, and seriously you should stay out of mine. I have made and stayed friends with many people on here, but unlike your buddy GW, im not asking them to come save me. Instead im takeing on everyone at once trying to gang bang me, and aparently havent relized that your extremly failed attempts at scareing me off, are very much not close to working, nor will they.

Call me what you want, but in the end its the last one standing. Your insecurities are being released rapantly already. While I havent even really bothered to care and pay attention.

To my friends I love you guys always .. thanx.. but you know i gotts my own thing. haha

Uhh...What? I kinda just skimmed that, and looking at it now, and seeing all the underlined stuff that you mispelled, I think what you're trying to say is that you're some kind of internet warrior, taking everyone's slings and arrows and coming back for more? I don't know or care what you think I'm trying to do here. You're just another dumb delusional sand twat that thinks people actually give a fuck about her just because they're making fun of her stupidity. I'm not trying to "scare you off". I don't care enough to go to any lengths to get rid of you. I'll just continue laughing if that's OK with you.

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 05:54 PM

Zomboid, if you're laughing & she's laughing...why can't we all just hug & get along?

Who cares if we're all enjoying each other for different reasons?

Less hate more LUURRRVE!

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 05:59 PM

To my friends I love you guys always .. thanx.. but you know i gotts my own thing.

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 06:03 PM

I kinda wish I could be universally hated again, too ;< But I'm apparently so amazing that all of you love me no matter what I say or do <3

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 06:04 PM

Oh man. I totally didn't need to read that before flying round the world with them, guys.

This is what I get for booking flights becasue of a movie I once saw. :(

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 06:05 PM

Rain Man?

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 06:06 PM

aww pub that was incrediably sweet..

chojin: I know that was not anything against me.. and your right.. shit where is carni when you need that fucker? or hell lets call on jixby .. maybe he can make another song about how much he hates me.. ohh wait he doenst anymore..

zomboid: Thank you, I appreciate when the nazi police come around, Its also interesting to know that you aparently are unable to understand a sentence if it is not spelled and grammard out completely for you. That sucks.. hope you dont plan on being a dr since all write in what is known as 'short hand' which is fragments of a sentence basically just being grouped together. And your supposed to know it instantly. About you laughing at me, go right ahead pumpkin! If you want to take out your frustrations on me, ill be your punching bag...

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 06:06 PM

ha ha :<

PS THAT WAS DIRECTED AT FATHOM I STILL HATE YOU OK LENOR

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2007 06:10 PM

:yawn
.

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2007 06:12 PM

6 characters >:

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 468479)
Rain Man?

Yeah. ;(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467943)
I might edit my posts a lot, but I wouldn't stoop so low as to do it in the middle of an INTERNET BATTLE. Seriously, just what the fuck do you think I am?

From first hand experience, I call bullshit on this, lady.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 06:14 PM

Sadly, lenor, the reason I'm not currently in med school is because I AM UNABLE TO READ JUMBLES OF MISSPELLED WORDS THAT AMOUNT TO NOTHING :(

Also, the nazi police thing? I think you should have gone with the Gestapo. Your history needs work too.

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 06:14 PM

Quote:

From first hand experiance, I call bullshit on this, lady.
ha ha what

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 06:15 PM

to lighten the mood :D


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liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 06:18 PM

aaaaww :D

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 06:20 PM


Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2007 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 468496)
to lighten the mood :D


OH MAN HAWT

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