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Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:54 PM

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liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:55 PM

ur girth is TINY :x

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:55 PM

uhhh how do i do juicy ;o

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 477204)
ur girth is TINY :x

---- Aren't accurate enough :<

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:56 PM

EDITED FOR INTERNET SUPREMECY

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:56 PM

oh you edited it at first it was just START-END and i was like oh man sucks for you but i get it now ur not packin too bad :D

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs (Post 477205)
uhhh how do i do juicy ;o

put it in someones mouth and ask 'em how juicy it is hurry up tho we aint got all day

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 04:00 PM

Uhh I ok but my sperms will get some bad crit i have been smoking a lot today

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2007 05:59 PM

Hershey's kisses = "n*gger titties" :eek

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 06:01 PM

I GOTA CHEVRELOT ON 26S
IM FRUM GGGGGGGGGG-AAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

noob3 Mar 2nd, 2007 06:04 PM

i hear his cock is juiceless

MattJack Mar 2nd, 2007 06:09 PM

Could you call a juiceless cock a dehydrated cock?

MattJack Mar 2nd, 2007 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 477228)
Hershey's kisses = "n*gger titties" :eek

I love Hershey Kisses :orgasm

noob3 Mar 2nd, 2007 06:21 PM

i hear mattjack's BALLS are dehydrated

MattJack Mar 2nd, 2007 06:21 PM

I WISH

noob3 Mar 2nd, 2007 06:22 PM

his sister's pillows are covered :(

MattJack Mar 2nd, 2007 06:23 PM

:love NO MORE PULLING OUT:love

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 477230)
i hear his cock is juiceless

no way i am packing :x

cestkathryn Mar 2nd, 2007 08:06 PM

how come this thread always winds up in an orgy/sex/genital discussion?


not that i'm complaining.

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 08:08 PM

thats a good question well anyway guys enough of this sex talk

iim waitin for my lady to get here then ill be OFF THE INTERNET(:x) FOR LIKE TWO DAYS
try not to miss me :D

Sam Mar 2nd, 2007 08:08 PM

MY DICK IS LIKE A BIG STEAK.

kahljorn Mar 2nd, 2007 08:22 PM

dicks look like naval vessels ;(

kahljorn Mar 2nd, 2007 08:23 PM

especially mine i got a battleship

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 08:35 PM

i wanna seee

kahljorn Mar 2nd, 2007 09:57 PM

then goto the seaaa

THE MOCK WARRIOR Mar 3rd, 2007 02:42 AM

hey guys

MattJack Mar 3rd, 2007 02:47 AM

Hows the mock war going bud?

zeldasbiggestfan Mar 4th, 2007 12:13 AM

I miss Pub.

Im gonna look for him.

Bye.

GADZOOKS Mar 4th, 2007 12:23 AM

Try the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, you whale.

Lenor Mar 4th, 2007 12:27 AM

My friend slept with his sister's friend, and she is mad at him now, cause he can not help that he puts-out when he gets drunk.

whatyouthinkaboutthat?

bigtimecow Mar 4th, 2007 01:08 AM

this is why i'm hot
this is why i'm hot
this is why this is why this is why i'm hot
i'm hot 'cause i'm fly
you ain't 'cause you not
this is why this is why this is why i'm hot

Moobs Mar 4th, 2007 09:56 AM

c-c-c-c-cooocaaiiiinne

Lenor Mar 4th, 2007 11:40 AM

drivin that train, high on cocaine...

Moobs Mar 4th, 2007 11:47 AM

the moon should stay red for good

Lenor Mar 4th, 2007 11:54 AM

casey jones you betterrr, watch your speed...

Moobs Mar 4th, 2007 12:30 PM

Lenor are you one of those girls who sings random lyrics to a song when conversation starts to die out?

Lenor Mar 4th, 2007 12:40 PM

moobs, I'm one of those girls, that randomly starts singing, at any time.

Song of the month: Blow my Whistle, bitch.

it's fun to scream that at 12:55am in wall-mart, closest place to buy alcohol, although last call is AM. So, there I am running around, jumping about, singing 'blow my whistle bitch, zoom zoom zooooommommm zoommooomoomm zoom, blow my whistle, blow my whistle, bitch'. I guess my point here is that, no matter where I go or what I'm doing, I'm just me. There is no specific type you can categorize me into.

Moobs Mar 4th, 2007 12:42 PM

oh cool i one of those girls too

Moobs Mar 4th, 2007 12:43 PM

Ugh I meant people :x

noob3 Mar 4th, 2007 03:00 PM

girly man

Moobs Mar 4th, 2007 03:16 PM

I get paid to sing and i need to get paid to pick up this is how it all works

Optimistic Socks Mar 4th, 2007 06:44 PM

People don't appreciate my singing, I have a knack for singing the most inappropriate thing at the time...how was I supposed to know that a Pastor's daughter would not take kindly to my spirited rendition of STD by Necro?

bigtimecow Mar 4th, 2007 11:40 PM

i'm seeing daughters tomorrow in connecticut :love

noob3 Mar 5th, 2007 12:50 AM

fuck you bitch

noob3 Mar 5th, 2007 12:51 AM

i want to see the daughters i decided not to go see pelican/daughters when they came to okc like a dumb ass :x

Goat Cheese Mar 5th, 2007 12:55 AM

Where the fuck is Guitar Woman?

I miss him.

Zinger Mar 5th, 2007 01:19 AM

I miss StrayCat. :tear

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 10:50 AM

dude when i saw daughters the vocalist filled his mouth with water and put it over the microphone and pulled back like he was sucking a dddddick :o

noob3 Mar 5th, 2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 477744)
Where the fuck is Guitar Woman?

I miss him.

I think guitar man scared him off! :lol

QUIT GLOATING ABOUT DAUGHTERS, MATT :(

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 02:22 PM

oh come on dude you got to see afi that is way cooler :lol

liquidstatik Mar 5th, 2007 02:24 PM

i wanna see daughters ;<

noob3 Mar 5th, 2007 02:27 PM

afi sucked except for when the havock master davey havock apparently started busting the spiderman moves & was like climbing ON THE CIELING :0

coheed were good :(

but man don't make fun of me for concerts my girlfriend drug me to :( and that were sold out :( and i paid $50 to get in to :( from a scalper :(

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 02:32 PM

sorry :(

i went and saw george strait when i was 7 if it helps any

MarioRPG Mar 5th, 2007 03:04 PM

Guys, they say Zodiac sucks. Just a heads up.

noob3 Mar 5th, 2007 03:06 PM

are you kicking it on the wii, matt?

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 03:16 PM

nah not right now, both my wii motes went dead i need to find some batteries

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 03:44 PM

So... who's been to Iola, Kansas?

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 03:47 PM

What's in Iola?

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 03:51 PM

Nothing.

Well, an A&W, but that's it.

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 04:00 PM

We should have an Oklahoma Mock meet and go to that toy museum in Pauls Valley

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 04:11 PM

Right.

Um, what's that?

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 04:17 PM

http://www.actionfiguremuseum.com/

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 04:20 PM

Oh shit, that's not far at all from where I live.

Gonna have to do that sometime.

Cliff Steele Mar 5th, 2007 04:27 PM

I'm not into action figures, but I've heard they have alot of comic book stuff in general, so i think it would be pretty cool to go see. Plus there isn't much else to do in Oklahoma, it was voted the top attraction in the state last year

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 04:56 PM

There isn't fuck all to do around here, is there?

Black Flag Mar 5th, 2007 05:48 PM

yeah guys you should live in pennsylvania

Black Flag Mar 5th, 2007 05:49 PM

it's like a party

Black Flag Mar 5th, 2007 05:49 PM

all day

Black Flag Mar 5th, 2007 05:50 PM

every day

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 05:52 PM

I'm a Pittsburgh man, myself.

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2007 06:24 PM

Since I pretty much lost mock wars I have this 30-day free trial GIF animator going to waste :(

I'M TAKING SUGGESTIONS :eek

Goat Cheese Mar 5th, 2007 06:28 PM

ooh! ooh! ooooooooh!

make a gif of something from Pink Floyd's The Wall

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 06:39 PM

Terry Schiavo.

Goat Cheese Mar 5th, 2007 06:43 PM

thats too easy though Fathom! he needs a challenge!

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2007 06:47 PM



;) ;)

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2007 06:49 PM

Haahahaahah. You should put that on your website because it's funny.

Goat Cheese Mar 5th, 2007 06:53 PM

Thats the stuff milhouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenor Mar 5th, 2007 07:09 PM

I wouldn't expect any of you little monkeys, to appreciate good music.

Noodles Mar 5th, 2007 07:23 PM

Isnt there a "music appreciation day"?

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2007 07:33 PM

I'll be the first to admit that I absolutely fucking despise good music and I'm fine with that ok fags

Lenor Mar 5th, 2007 07:41 PM

noodles, yeah in k-8th grade.

milhouse made me :LOL

liquidstatik Mar 5th, 2007 10:33 PM

i liked that movie :x

liquidstatik Mar 5th, 2007 10:34 PM

the first time i ever saw it the TV tinted the whole movie RED, it was neaaaaaaaaaaattt :x

liquidstatik Mar 5th, 2007 10:35 PM

and i was so high omg it was crazsyzyzy

MattJack Mar 6th, 2007 11:00 AM

What's up Mary? How you doin?
Mary Jane
Since I have met ya girl you ruined my brainnnn
You stole my heart
Right from the starrrt
So I broke you down lil mama and hit ya in tha dark
I gotta stay

FLY EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE TIL I
DIE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE

bigtimecow Mar 6th, 2007 11:13 AM

SO WHY DID WE STOP TALKING ABOUT DAUGHTERS?!

but yeah, last night the singer kept putting loogies on the ceiling and catching them in his mouth, taking his dick out, spitting on it, putting his socks on his hands

it was great

Cliff Steele Mar 6th, 2007 12:34 PM

his tattoos are badass, i like the burning christmas tree thing the most

bigtimecow Mar 6th, 2007 01:23 PM

i think i saw a dolphin one

MattJack Mar 8th, 2007 09:14 PM

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MattJack Mar 8th, 2007 09:14 PM

What's up guys? I just drank some green tea and it was most delicious! soon it's going to be GREEN PEE

LOL SEE HOW I DID THAT?

Terra Mar 8th, 2007 10:43 PM

i drink it with one teaspoon of honey every morning.

Emu Mar 8th, 2007 10:43 PM

I don't read this thread anymore since Pub left but I have a problem

I have an unread message from Seven Force in my PM box and I really don't want to read it but I can't delete it because that would be rude what do I do.

GADZOOKS Mar 8th, 2007 10:48 PM

forward it to me

Lenor Mar 8th, 2007 11:02 PM

mmhmm Honey!

Gadzooks is evil, Emu if you don't want to read it, just pretend you never got it.

Terra Mar 8th, 2007 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 478956)
I don't read this thread anymore since Pub left but I have a problem

I have an unread message from Seven Force in my PM box and I really don't want to read it but I can't delete it because that would be rude what do I do.

we all miss pub.

Seven Force Mar 8th, 2007 11:40 PM

just delete it :(

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2007 11:42 PM

Probably contained something incriminating.

Lenor Mar 8th, 2007 11:58 PM

zero, sure did. Naked pictures of your MOM.

Fucking rude.

Zinger Mar 9th, 2007 12:11 AM

Lenor, did you name yourself after the brand of fabric softener that has taken the UK by storm?



If so, I like your decisions in life.

kahljorn Mar 9th, 2007 12:12 AM

what happened to pub ;o


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