I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 525995)

I like the emphasis that the clash give behind you.
They knew this image would one day be made.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 525961)
So what happened six hours ago that caused you to mistake "why" for "when"?

Why has the good Doctor not picked up on this common error until now? :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 526053)
That's a fantastic synopsis and I'd like to put it on my website :lol

:tear

If you had done that thing where you just quoted a bunch of my posts, you'd probably still have a website. :lol

Because I think you think I'm just that great. :x

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 01:41 PM

By the internet gods I wish I had put some spoiler tags around that image. :(

Seven Force Jan 21st, 2008 03:59 PM

I forget, is your website still even up?

Sam Jan 21st, 2008 04:01 PM

HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE TREATING HIS WEBSITE LIKE IT WAS A REAL WEBSITE. :lol

Sam Jan 21st, 2008 04:02 PM

AND NOT A TERRIBLE JOKE. :lol

Sam Jan 21st, 2008 04:22 PM

THE WEBSITE OF A RAPIST. >:

Seven Force Jan 21st, 2008 04:24 PM

WHAT THE FUCK MILHOUSE >:

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 04:27 PM

IF I STOPPED TREATING TERRIBLE JOKES AS REAL THINGS THAN I DON'T THINK I'D HAVE ANY WILL TO LIVE.

THE RENOWNED RAPIST ESUOHLIM'S WEBSITE WAS NOT THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET.

Esuohlim Jan 21st, 2008 05:08 PM

IT EXPIRED APRIL 28, 2007 :tear

I WOULD HAVE MADE A TRIBUTE PAGE BUT I COULDN'T PUT IT ON MY WEBSITE >:

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 05:18 PM

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS, RAPIST!

Esuohlim Jan 21st, 2008 05:23 PM

:x

Dr. Boogie Jan 21st, 2008 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 526061)
Why has the good Doctor not picked up on this common error until now? :rolleyes

Because I didn't have any reason to read that thread until I got a job with access to the forums. Ass.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 05:40 PM

Congratulations on the better job, sir! :)

Dr. Boogie Jan 21st, 2008 05:51 PM

Thank you. It's nice to have a computer that can access the internet outside of Wikipedia and NBA.com. It's also nice to have an office email account that can actually be used to email other people in the office.

Asila Jan 21st, 2008 06:58 PM

I'm surprised any job let you have access to Wikipedia, it's like the Playboy of information.

Uh, pretty but essentially fake.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 07:20 PM

While not convinced, I am willing to accept truthiness over actually finding a valid source.

Also, not all jobs that allow internet access are crazy limiting facists. Some even let you look at porn! :eek

Not mine though. :)

Spetsnaz Jan 21st, 2008 07:21 PM

When I worked for TiVo as tech support, I had access to Wikipedia, MySpace, IMDB, I-Mockery, porn, etc.

I was almost ALWAYS on Wikipedia or IMDB though. Sometimes I-Mockery on a slow night.

Spetsnaz Jan 21st, 2008 07:26 PM

Captain Blood.

Dr. Boogie Jan 21st, 2008 07:42 PM

They let us have access to those two sites because we convinced them that we needed to look up info on NBA players for the game we were testing. Which was partially correct.

MarioRPG Jan 21st, 2008 08:49 PM

I miss esuohlim's site. I actually read it.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 09:25 PM

Even my articles?

Esuohlim Jan 21st, 2008 09:36 PM

I went back to reread a few of my site's old pages and this is the first time in my life I didn't feel embarrassed while reading shit I wrote in the past :(

Even Seven Force's article was funny

Pub had his moments :lies

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 09:41 PM

PaGE BrEAk

Seven Force Jan 21st, 2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 526168)
I went back to reread a few of my site's old pages and this is the first time in my life I didn't feel embarrassed while reading shit I wrote in the past :(

Even Seven Force's article was funny

Pub had his moments :lies

:)

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 12:04 AM

Are we posting sarcastically nice things people have said about me here? :)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 524820)
You are a thread horder, Pub.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 524822)
pub is our honorary chatroom moderator

>:

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2008 04:00 AM

I-Möckery Chät :eek

Chojin Jan 22nd, 2008 09:59 AM

great, now it's like this room is all the people I play team fortress 2 against >:

Sacks Jan 22nd, 2008 10:18 AM

Gordon Bombay.

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 12:20 PM

Re:343. The only exercise I managed in my late teens was laser tag. Since then I have done no exercise at all. :x

Emu Jan 22nd, 2008 12:23 PM

This thread is really metal now

Seven Force Jan 22nd, 2008 02:19 PM

i always thought the internet had a metallic taste to it

Dr. Boogie Jan 22nd, 2008 02:35 PM

You're thinking of blood.

Neen Jan 22nd, 2008 04:20 PM

Or well water.

Don't Bathe in it though; it'll leave you greasier than when you where filthy

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 04:26 PM

I-Mockery Chat(FOR ALL YOU CHATROOM NEEDS)

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 526310)
i am embarras by this thread

i wish i could n/m it

i wish i could n/m my whole life sometimes


I have those sometimes a lot of times. :roastbeef

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2008 04:27 PM

pub lvoer when you were in ingland did you see my sister cause i think she was there the same time :eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 04:37 PM

I'm sorry Willie, I did not see your sister while I was in the UK. I was in some pretty unpopular places so it was all my fault.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161133)
or for all you chatroom NERDS more like hahaha

-willie


Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 04:59 PM

According to New York police Actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in a Manhattan apartment.

Batman got him. :lol

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2008 05:01 PM

he was being such a jagoff

MetalMilitia Jan 22nd, 2008 05:03 PM

It's the batman curse :eek

Zomboid Jan 22nd, 2008 05:07 PM

This is seriously not funny at all if it delays the dark knight :(.

Asila Jan 22nd, 2008 05:12 PM

I'm sure we can give Batman enough credit to kill disturbingly pretty Hollywood actors and still have time foil the Joker's diabolical plans. Jeez.

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 05:17 PM

It's just publicity for the new film.

Christian Bale killed him to make sure the box office sales are the best ever.

Because Batman likes it when his films do well.

MattJack Jan 22nd, 2008 05:47 PM

wow I thought everyone was joking about this, but he really is dead!

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2008 05:58 PM

i dont even know who he is, so i'm un effected.

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 06:06 PM

Dude, you should totally watch 10 Things I Hate About You! It is his best movie.

JediScum Jan 22nd, 2008 06:07 PM

I'm surprised Brock Samson hasn't been mentioned yet.

Sethomas Jan 22nd, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 526410)
he was being such a jagoff

Willie, never doubt how much I appreciate you. I appreciate you a lot.

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2008 07:12 PM

I just want everyone to know that Sam is my favorite out of all of you. :(

Sam Jan 22nd, 2008 07:20 PM

I beleive that.

Esuohlim Jan 22nd, 2008 08:19 PM

SAM IS THE MAN :rolleyes

Emu Jan 22nd, 2008 08:37 PM

I just had a customer named Louis LaFlash.

JediScum Jan 22nd, 2008 09:19 PM

I'm sure this has nothing to do with anything ever said in the forums within, maybe the last 10 minutes, but does anyone remember when the US first went to Iraq (under Dubya Bush, not HW) and the French protested and so instead of calling French Fries(which they're not), we proudly called them Freedom Fries? Which led to a joke I made around then, whenevr I'd cuss like "I NEED A MEDIUM RARE STEAK ON THIS PLATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! PARDON MY FREEDOM!!!"

Anyway, the whole French= Freedom gag. Though we used that to mock the French at the time, it just seems like another joke on the Americans since the French aided us in the Revolutionary War. Plus they gave us the Statue of Liberty and those little doohickeys that go the end of a wang, which is supposed to help please a woman, but the only ones i've seen have tips made of hard plastic, and there is no way i'm putting that on me, let alone wear it for a girl because, if I DO, there is NO WAY i'm getting the sex again on the 3rd date.

I don't fuck on the first date.

Sethomas Jan 22nd, 2008 09:23 PM

Yeah. I talked about "freedom ticklers" a lot back in 03, and I knew some people that drove from Chicago to a "Freedom Fry" joint in New Jersey more or less just to order some in French. (They financed this venture by selling shirts that said "The University of Chicago was my first choice" at Princeton.)

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 526442)
wow I thought everyone was joking about this, but he really is dead!

Holy shit, why didn't I put him in my death pool :(

Sam Jan 23rd, 2008 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 526514)
SAM IS THE MAN :rolleyes

AT LEAST I'M NOT A RAPIST. >:

Spoilers!

executioneer Jan 23rd, 2008 04:17 AM

q: for pub lover

what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice :(

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2008 11:02 AM

I think I'll work on controlling my anger today. Maybe I can keep it in a box for later use.

Kingofeurope Jan 23rd, 2008 11:35 AM

Name- Kingofeurope
Age- umm... :\
job- STUDENT ROFL
where are you at?- on the moon
how did you find out about this site?- forgot :|
what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff
why did you start posting- why not?
Level of Educ.- me fail English? that's unpossible!
hobbies- Video gaming
fav. music/band- Rock/Rap music, i guess
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- Friday the 13th movies
Fav. Video Game- I like many games, so i can't choose :\
fav. food- LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (with cheese)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese!

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2008 11:40 AM

You aren't actually required to fill this form out.

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingofeurope (Post 526713)
I like cheese!

What a coincidence, I also like random noun to show off my self-proclaimed creativity

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2008 12:56 PM

This thread needs more ROFL's

executioneer Jan 23rd, 2008 12:57 PM

guys i'm afraid kingoreurope is the new zbf :(

i want to ignore him, but i also can't wait to see the trainwreck

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2008 01:09 PM

He makes everything fun and refreshing!

Dr. Boogie Jan 23rd, 2008 01:25 PM

I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.

If you're not going to post any info at all, don't bother posting in the "let's all get to know one another" thread.

Chojin Jan 23rd, 2008 01:34 PM

New thread backups!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22264

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2008 02:33 PM

my area got todays worst weather in america tag from msnbc. yay!

MarioRPG Jan 23rd, 2008 03:04 PM

Willie is a genius.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 526646)
q: for pub lover

what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice :(

It is very nice, however winter is like it's Narnia. Always winter & never fun. :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 526751)
I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.

:lol :butdoublebackwardscryingstyle
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 526481)
I just want everyone to know that Sam is my favorite out of all of you. :(

Nice try, I spell it favourite. And you totally are. ;D

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2008 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 526794)
It is very nice, however winter is like it's Narnia. Always winter & never fun. :x


:lol :butdoublebackwardscryingstyle


Nice try, I spell it favourite. And you totally are. ;D

You Brits and Aussies tend to put more vowels in words that were fine without them so I believe it.

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingofeurope (Post 526713)
Name- Kingofeurope
Age- umm... :\
job- STUDENT ROFL
where are you at?- on the moon
how did you find out about this site?- forgot :|
what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff
why did you start posting- why not?
Level of Educ.- me fail English? that's unpossible!
hobbies- Video gaming
fav. music/band- Rock/Rap music, i guess
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- Friday the 13th movies
Fav. Video Game- I like many games, so i can't choose :\
fav. food- LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (with cheese)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese!

i hate you already

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 526795)
Brits and Aussies tend to put more vowels in words that were fine without them

Haerdly. :rolleyes

Also, stop quoting the whole post if you're only replying to a section.

And multi-posting is only acceptable if you have no edit button. And not really then as you should be patient enough to wait. This is not a chatroom.


Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 04:45 PM

THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES

#1: BE A JERK

#2: POST INCESSANTLY

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 04:47 PM

CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :rolleyes :rolleyes :ROLLEEKS

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2008 04:48 PM

I'm

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2008 04:48 PM

sorry

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 04:51 PM

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 04:57 PM

PAIGE BARK

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 526817)
THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES

#1: BE A JERK

#2: POST INCESSANTLY

CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :rolleyes :rolleyes :ROLLEEKS

The good old days. :tear

If this was still the 'POSTCOUNT FIGHT THREAD', I'd agree. It isn't, get over it. :(

Moobs Jan 23rd, 2008 04:58 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 07:39 PM

I can't decide if I think Icky Thump is great or terrible.

Too many off-beat chaotic solos, but some of this stuff is catchy as fuck.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 07:48 PM

Musical discussion is your idea ofposting something crazy?

I like Icky Thump. However whenever Iever see Jack White he reminds me of Chojin & I get a boner. :orgasm

Bonever?

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 07:56 PM

I've lost the ability to be CUHRAAAAAAAAZY, I think.

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 07:58 PM

Also I've decided that I love this album :<

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 07:59 PM

Then stop posting on the internet & get a girlfriend, for the sake of the gods. >:

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 07:59 PM

It's one of those things that's best when you're listening to it and doing something else, I guess, cuz then you can tune out all the things that are wrong with it if you want to.

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 08:00 PM

I totally would if I didn't hate everyone around me :<

Asila Jan 23rd, 2008 08:19 PM

I loved most of Icky Thump, but I could not stand Conquest. It's just... weird. And seriously, Jack White is the palest motherfucker in existence.
PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED.

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 08:20 PM

OH NO KELLYCHAOS FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO :panic

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 08:22 PM

Conquest is one of my favorite songs on the album :<

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 08:23 PM

Esuohlim that kind of thing is why the block function was invented

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 08:23 PM

Conquest is one of the best things on the album, but I like the Patti Page version more.

Fuck you & your intolerance for pale people. >:

People are underwrited. ;(

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2008 08:24 PM

I'm really fair skinned, do you hate me too ;_;

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 526930)
OH NO KELLYCHAOS FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO :panic

He isn't dead? :eek

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 08:28 PM

Nevermind it's not him :eek

I AM A KEEP SECRATS

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 08:30 PM

ESUOHEPAR, YOU ARE NOT A FRENCH PORNO STAR! >:

WHAT GIVES?

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2008 08:32 PM



NSFW

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 08:42 PM

Is that guy your dad? Because I see a resemblance.

Also I found an article on anime that cites an Engineering student's opinion. Is that to do with you?

Asila Jan 23rd, 2008 08:43 PM

I said he was the palest person ever I didn't say I hated pale people, JESUS CHRIST. I'm half-Scandinavian and could easily blind people in the winter.
I wish I could backtrack and say that I was kidding, but I really don't like Conquest in relation to the rest of the album--it just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's around it? Of course, I love "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" so you're welcome to blame it on my shitty taste, I won't cry. ;_;

MarioRPG Jan 23rd, 2008 08:47 PM

Jesus Esu, what the truck.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 526945)
I really don't like Conquest in relation to the rest of the album--it just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's around it?

Oh yeah, I agree with that. :(


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:59 AM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.