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Cosmo Electrolux Jan 25th, 2008 09:26 AM

oh great....you ban one retard, and two take his place.

Esuohlim Jan 25th, 2008 09:42 AM

You are a terrible poster

executioneer Jan 25th, 2008 12:49 PM

i'm thrilled that pentagorn dude invited his special-needs friend to join our forum

fucking thrilled

Chojin Jan 25th, 2008 01:26 PM

i was thrilled enough to send him home

Guitar Woman Jan 26th, 2008 12:23 AM

Emu left to get change like two hours ago :<

He either got mugged or blocked me

Emu don't have gotten mugged ok :(

Guitar Woman Jan 26th, 2008 11:42 AM

This Scientology battle is the most entertaining thing the internet's given me in a while, guys :<

I've been harassing the Scientology Newsroom with EarthCaller and My Chemical Romance for the past 15 minutes, and they're not even answering anymore :<

Emu Jan 26th, 2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 527521)
Emu left to get change like two hours ago :<

He either got mugged or blocked me

Emu don't have gotten mugged ok :(

lol no I just got a wave of customers as I was trying to close out. This always happens.

Me: I have finally balanced my drawer!
Customer: I know it's 10:59, but can you break my hundred?
Me: :x

executioneer Jan 26th, 2008 03:41 PM

i'm down to 340 1/2 this week

everybody limbo

Chojin Jan 26th, 2008 03:57 PM

I would have Tor, Zonealarm, and Peerguardian all up and on high alert before I went fucking with any scientologists ;<

Tadao Jan 26th, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 527541)
This Scientology battle is the most entertaining thing the internet's given me in a while, guys :<

I've been harassing the Scientology Newsroom with EarthCaller and My Chemical Romance for the past 15 minutes, and they're not even answering anymore :<

I've been reading a lot of this. I'm sad I missed out.
I can't wait to see the aftermath.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2008 08:25 PM

Serious threads usually end badly.

liquidstatik Jan 26th, 2008 08:25 PM

wudit do ;O!

MLE Jan 26th, 2008 08:26 PM

;D hey hoooonnney

Chojin Jan 26th, 2008 08:28 PM

NEW THREAD BACKUPS

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13401

liquidstatik Jan 26th, 2008 08:28 PM

heeeyy shug, hows it goin? :D

Guitar Woman Jan 26th, 2008 08:29 PM

while you're at it GUITAR WOMAN NEEDS TO COME TO THE RING is still hilarious ;<

MLE Jan 26th, 2008 08:29 PM

nm, you need to check the art shit forum now. it's got a new moderator!

liquidstatik Jan 26th, 2008 08:34 PM

on my waaaayy! ;D

Chojin Jan 26th, 2008 08:41 PM

another backup!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22286

JediScum Jan 26th, 2008 09:35 PM

Hey Guitar Woman!

Ask the Scientologists "dumb" questions, at first. Like... "Will this test take more than three days, because I have to go to work to feed my 7 children".

Finally, tell them yer a rocket scientist. Ask them who this "Jack Parsons" is.

Guitar Woman Jan 26th, 2008 09:53 PM

I like saying "Does Xenu know you're doing this?"


I've also got a Silent Hill soundboard with Eddie puking and Heather going OH, THAT IS TOO GROSS

It's entertaining, to say the very least.

Guitar Woman Jan 26th, 2008 09:56 PM

Not to mention the standard Duke Nukem and CD-i soundboards, which any internet pranker has to have by law.

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

Oh boy, I can't wait to bomb some BALLS OF STEEL

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

JediScum Jan 26th, 2008 09:59 PM

If they do mention "Xenu", tell 'em you LOVE that show because Lucy Lawless not only KICKED MAJOR ASS (for a girl), but she was also DAMN HOT (for a girl).

executioneer Jan 26th, 2008 11:06 PM

they dont talk about xenu till you're ot3 and have given them thousands of dollars

executioneer Jan 26th, 2008 11:09 PM

re: being a jerk to scientologists, they should encourage people to start stealing/vandalizing books (especially DIANETICS), movies, and cds that are related to scientologists, get the stores to stop carrying them and hit them even harder in the pocketbook

JediScum Jan 26th, 2008 11:38 PM

I will say one positive thing about Scientologists... they don't come knocking on yer door trying to bug you when yer got no clothes on trying to "make it" with yer hand, like the Goddamn Jehovah's Witness, Mormons and Girl Scouts do.

executioneer Jan 26th, 2008 11:40 PM

yes they do

MLE Jan 26th, 2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 527559)
i'm down to 340 1/2 this week

everybody limbo

congrats :> Eric and I are losing weight too :>

Great Mighty Poo Jan 26th, 2008 11:45 PM

Sorry if I bothered anyone. I love i-mockery too much to never see it again. I guess the forums aren't for me. Look but don't touch eh?

Edit: PAGE BREAK -MLE

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2008 11:48 PM

YOU DIDN'T PAGE BREAK PROPERLY

REPORTED

executioneer Jan 26th, 2008 11:49 PM

just don't touch it so often in a day

you'll get sore, badum pssh

JediScum Jan 26th, 2008 11:50 PM

Really? That's never happened to me yet.

Jehovah's and Mormons usually get the piss on the shoe and the slamming of the door. Girl Scouts, on the other hand, I am actually polite enough to ask if they have the chocolate-caramel-coconut cookies. Usually, they're sold out.

MLE Jan 26th, 2008 11:53 PM

I already took care of it, esuohlim <3

executioneer Jan 26th, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Mighty Poo (Post 527631)
I love i-mockery too much to never see it again.

hold on, does getting banned on the forums ban you from the main site too? i mean i know that stuff got more integrated, but :eek

executioneer Jan 26th, 2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 527630)
congrats :> Eric and I are losing weight too :>

it was actually down to like 337.2 or so the next morning but i'm not gonna count that cause you weigh a lot less in the morning usually

MLE Jan 27th, 2008 12:04 AM

eric and I always weigh in the morning.

executioneer Jan 27th, 2008 12:06 AM

i been weighin after lazer tag

Great Mighty Poo Jan 27th, 2008 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 527634)
YOU DIDN'T PAGE BREAK PROPERLY

REPORTED

Page Break? Humor me. Is it just done to be done and follow this threads tradition or is it some command you have to enter?

And according to this threads rules I should be a jerk.
So... Break your own page, Esu? Or after 1200+ pages is it already broken? :)

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 02:05 AM

so.... was Spednazi's (or whatever his lame ass name was) banning over anything interesting? Or was he just being gay? Not that there is anything wrong with the gays... I might even have a gay somewhere..... if you want to borrow one.. on not....

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 527638)
hold on, does getting banned on the forums ban you from the main site too? i mean i know that stuff got more integrated, but :eek

Hey Poo, say something about this.

MLE Jan 27th, 2008 02:08 AM

He attempted to derail seth's seriously serious thread.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 02:09 AM

Seriously?

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 02:14 AM

that and he was an useless queermo

MLE Jan 27th, 2008 02:15 AM

a seriously useless queermo.

Asila Jan 27th, 2008 03:47 AM

Though that does somewhat imply that there's such a thing as a USEFUL queermo, and that's just madness.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 04:12 AM

Here's some seriously useful queermo info. icanhascheezburger updated it to where you can have an account that holds favorites and your submissions and other such gay nonsense.

MLE Jan 27th, 2008 07:35 AM

i need to rename you "king of semantics"

Great Mighty Poo Jan 27th, 2008 09:13 AM

Ban
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 527663)
Hey Poo, say something about this.

I tried to log in the following morning before work and apparently my IP address was banned all across I-mockery. It wouldn't even let me browse the main site, let alone the forums. The reason stated was "read the rules". It was only for a day so I figured I had just been a retard.

I mean I knew I was being silly with this whole Mighty Poo thing but I didn't think it was "roll your eyes and ban the guy" retarded. Guess MLE's old rule post about "Don't try to be funny, it will come naturally" is right. I figured I would just give you guys a laugh, I've been coming to I-Mockery to view the articles for so long it actually never dawned on me that like any other forum you guys had to fight off trolls and morons.

Like I said, I'm really sorry. Didn't mean to step on anyone's toes.

The_Funktasm Jan 27th, 2008 09:16 AM

Torr with most last names.

Brutus Sternwell

DickSuperNorberto

Beef Supreme

Butch Ripper

I could probably think of more, or at least find some good ones...

MetalMilitia Jan 27th, 2008 09:50 AM

I told one of my friends the other day that I thought Kevin Smith was over-rated and his films weren't really that good. From the reaction I got I kind of wish I'd just punched the guy's mother in the face. It would've been less hassle.

He was all like "I can't believe you just said that!!! do you want me to SLAP you??" as if not liking Kevin Smith films was in the same league as skull fucking Jesus.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 527695)
i need to rename you "king of semantics"

who me? thats some seriously queermo nonsense.

Poo, thanks, I didn't know that. I think it was the way you came in like you owned the place and even stated that you didn't read the rules. It was a way of making sure that you knew it's a forum that you didn't buy your way into and therefore don't actually have rights. Plus it made me laugh to see you come in and start a fight with your buddy only to be denied. I was going to make a thread taunting you while you were banned, but you can't even read them? Wow, harsh.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 12:16 PM

Seriously Queermos? Do they have Problems?

Yesterday (Sunday) I went to the beach. I am still covered in sand because apparently I suck at showers. I also managed to scrap off half the paint on my car by trying to avoid a pothole, which serves me right for taking a dirttrack to a deserted beach rather than going to one with a real road & real people. Apart from getting covered in sand, I spent much of my time staring at the Pacific Ocean & wondering why I've never swam in it.

I won't be entering last week's Art Shit theme of Wild, but if I had remembered my camera, it would have been a picture of me looking fearfully at the sea.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 12:29 PM

That would have been a good entry, hows the weather Pub? Last year I lived 3 blocks from the Pacific Ocean just below San Francisco in the city of Santa Cruz. I spent a lot of time there and miss is horribly.

As the keeper of Chat Thread, can you explain the page break rule? Do I post any pic I want? Like lolimals?

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 01:06 PM

The idea came after a week of wrestling with an annoying pop culture reference trying to get it to work. Then when I ran out the door & drove the hour & a half I didn't pause to think of what I needed to take. I remembered chips & soda, but those are way more important.

The weather is great, long sunny days with the temp peaking in the mid 40's (centigrade, America. :rolleyes).

As for the Page Break rule: The best way has always been the Page Brak, but that is sadly gone now. Any image can be used, much like an Art Shit theme it's your interpretation of what the Page Break signifies. In the past this thread would actually break at the Page Break & that is what formed the activity (not counting my almost-OCD plus internet power over the weakminded). When I posted images I remember using the theme of bleakness & death, which was to enforce my internet depression persona & to let everyone know that we're pointlessly wasting our time here waiting for oblivion.

As always, have fun. :)

DuFresne Jan 27th, 2008 01:18 PM

Ramanus Delarge

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 01:25 PM

Telemachus 'Helm' Stavropoulos

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 01:34 PM

Well... we know what my theme is.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 01:40 PM

Missing the page break?

Asila Jan 27th, 2008 02:07 PM

Page Break: Confusing people on the internet since a couple of days ago.

I live about a 5 hour drive from the Atlantic, but I haven't been to see it since I lived right on the water as a child. Swimming in the ocean sounds really fun and sexy, but it's easy to forget that the water has an opinion and is not happy to see you. It's an admirable and beautiful thing, but it does not want to be our friend.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 527725)
Missing the page break?

That was weird... I put the bunny pic in, posted... and the page didn't break, so I took the pic out. And still the page was unbroken, I come back.. and I'm at the top of the page break. I guess I'll just believe in myself more.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 02:16 PM

It is the power of the broken page. :eek

The Atlantic sucks.

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 02:18 PM

Haha, I have a vacation house right next to the beach :<

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 02:24 PM

You have a vacation house next to the beach? :blah

Asila Jan 27th, 2008 02:25 PM

I have been in both the Atlantic and the Pacific, and they've both attempted to kill me. The South China Sea attempted to kill me in two ways, once by being so polluted that the smell almost made me faint right into it, where the ghosts of dead fish would have dragged me down into their underwater graveyard; and once with an infestation of some kind of red seaweed that was poisonous and killed people.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 02:31 PM

Oh, they all try & kill you. It's just that the Atlantic is a much shittier ocean in general.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 02:58 PM

at least in the pacific large breasted women try to save you

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 03:08 PM

In that case, the solution is worse than the problem. :willie

I actually think I live really close to the Ocean because I have to drive further just to buy groceries. Saying that, I have been scouting for a beach house for the last three years. Anyway, while I was out I got a copy of Silent Hill. I had the problem I always have with PS1 games & their odd controller setups, but once I learned to run I stopped having problems with dying after 30 seconds.
Spoilers!

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 03:29 PM


Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 03:34 PM

No, but seriously, that is the best way to upset me. :(

Also, what are mudkips? And why are they 'lol'?

Great Mighty Poo Jan 27th, 2008 03:37 PM

So let me try this... Page break, I choose you!



Edit: Dang, too soon.

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2008 03:45 PM

dilbert porn makes a good page break

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 03:45 PM

Idiot.

Tadeo, please keep lolcats in here. I think they are frowned upon on this forum.

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 03:46 PM


Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 527757)
dilbert porn makes a good page break

That reference is worse everytime it is made.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 527679)
It would probably be crappy porn. Like they'd be wearing socks and they wouldn't look very excited.

My favourite kind. :(

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 03:48 PM

Mudkip's the best starter Pokemon, btw

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 03:50 PM

Oh, Pokemon. When you posted it I thought it might be 4chan related.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 03:53 PM

ok, no lolcats :(

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Mighty Poo (Post 527751)
So let me try this... Page break, I choose you!



Edit: Dang, too soon.

yeah, every 25 post so on post *01, *26, *51, and *76

BTW, I'll try to stop posting 2 times in quick order. Old bad habit.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Mighty Poo (Post 527412)
Yes you, sho-nuff boy. You know who I am, we have known each other for a long time in real life.
We have been friends for a long time and I think it's time to serve some of our antics with crazy-sauce all over this place.
Try and meet or beat me, act for act amigo.

I'll start this show off with a nice mild one.
(Because I havn't scoured the rules completely to find out just how far I'm allowed to go... YET.)

Can we make these 2 fight it out and the loser gets banned for a certain amount of time. I think that would be amusing.

Neen Jan 27th, 2008 05:29 PM

I have nothing to add...

But, I'll post anyway!

I'm just that kind of thing.

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 05:30 PM

fuck castlevania

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 05:31 PM

I don't recall Bram Stoker giving Dracula the ability to teleport around at a speed which allows you to either dodge his fireballs or hit him in the face, but not both >:

PAGE BREAK

Dr. Boogie Jan 27th, 2008 05:35 PM

Read the first edition.

How do you think he captured Keaneau Reeves?

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 05:35 PM

He never said he couldn't either.

Asila Jan 27th, 2008 05:42 PM

Which Castlevania?

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 05:43 PM

First one.

I'm doing the whole thing without savestates so I can become a real man, and am very thankful for the unlimited continues.

MLE Jan 27th, 2008 05:53 PM

pub wins. that is most definetly the most manly name in existance.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 05:54 PM

That is a beutiful page break. I feel a sad clown coming on...

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2008 06:14 PM

Was his name actually Telemachus

That's pretty fucking awesome

Asila Jan 27th, 2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

First one.

I'm doing the whole thing without savestates so I can become a real man, and am very thankful for the unlimited continues.
Oh see, I had to play that one on my save-state laden emulator, because I'm allergic to being raped by a game.

Hangie Jan 27th, 2008 06:33 PM

We need to summon him...
 
EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tadao Jan 27th, 2008 06:38 PM

Heh, Will Pub claim another soul? Will Hangie be thrown into the void? Will I be the last post in this thread?

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 06:52 PM

I like sucking boiled sweets but hate that I can't stop myself shattering them about the third of the way through as the shards stick between my loose fitting British teeth.

So I just spat the two-thirds finished sweet into my fresh & near boiling coffee & now it's making scary pinging noises & I'm not sure I want to try drinking it incase it explodes in my face like a lit firework.

Plus it would be a pretty bad story for explaining my badass face scarring.

Pentegarn Jan 27th, 2008 06:53 PM

Remember the Ted Turned Captain Planet sketch on Robot Chicken?

Dr. Boogie Jan 27th, 2008 06:56 PM


"I'm looking for some planet punks to park my bricks! Who's first?"

mew barios Jan 27th, 2008 06:59 PM

i was watching that episode of captain planet where linka's cousin is all on drugs, and he busts thru a window and cuts up his arms and bleeds all over the floor. then od's and dies. how did that happen in a cartoon? it's hardkore.

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hangie (Post 527811)
EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>:

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2008 07:08 PM

Does BOILED SWEETS mean HARD CANDY to us Yanks?

Hangie Jan 27th, 2008 07:10 PM

NOOOOOO! YOUR WORDS WILL BE ABSORBED BY THE CAPTAIN, FINISH IT BEFORE HE MUTATES INTO SOMETHING HORRIBLE!

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2008 07:10 PM

Probably. I thought about saying BOILED CANDY but it didn't sound like something I had heard about, so I decided to stay untranslated.

Tadao, calling me into a thread is just as bad as asking for a lock. Don't do it, the mods will know what to do.


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