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executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 528048)
I don't keep track of the date anymore ;(

you are going to be late to the crime party

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528068)
Esuohlim is a handsome young man.

Infact he is more than handsome, he is handful! :eek

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 05:06 PM

my Emperor Palpatine PEZ dispensor broke guys ;_;

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 05:09 PM

LATE TO THE CRIME PARTY

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 05:11 PM

I'M WATCHING CRIME ON TV RIGHT NOW :O

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 528072)
Yes, avatar wise, and I believe it was Jixby.

There have been times when I have disliked Jixby.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2008 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528069)
TADAO PLEASE LEAVE US ADULTS TO TALK ALONE

That hurt my feelings :(

Neen Jan 28th, 2008 05:14 PM

Prime time for... uh... Crime?

Nuh, hu hu

EDIT: Shit!

Tadao Jan 28th, 2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528081)
There have been times when I have disliked Jixby.

It was probably him who schooled me, not Proto. Things are slowly coming back the longer I stay here. Funny how an visuals (avatar) can make you instantly remember feelings about that poster.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528081)
There have been times when I have disliked Jixby.

There have been more times when Jixby has not liked me. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528045)
If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

THERE MUST BE A WHOLE HEAP OF CRIMES GOING ON! >:

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 05:34 PM



I MUST ADMIT, I WAS ONE OF THEM :x

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 528084)
Funny how an visuals (avatar) can make you instantly remember feelings about that poster.

that's pretty gay, dudde

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528045)
If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

STOP THE CRIMES! :eek

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 05:38 PM

FREE PIMP C

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:41 PM

I'm glad they wrote tigger on that romper suit, I wouldn't have guessed. :rolleyes.

Children. :(

Tadao Jan 28th, 2008 05:46 PM


liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 05:48 PM

my hoodies way cooler than that

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:50 PM

I disagree with wearing things on my feet that are hard to clean. Those slippers would have to be thrown away.

If you're an internet creep, do NOT click this spoiler. >:
Spoilers!

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 05:54 PM

hey guys, i gotta go get some cascade for my GRAND MA MA!

i'll be back!

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 05:54 PM

i am not commiting an internet crime, ok

just quit asking me to

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 05:58 PM

I still think some heavy crimes are going on. :(

DANNY! WHAT IS CASCADE? :eek?

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 06:02 PM

it is dish-washer detergent! for the machine type of washing up

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 06:03 PM

WHOOPS I AM NOT DANNY ;_;

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 06:07 PM

IT IS AN ANSWER THOUGH. THANK YOU. :)

WHEN I LOOKED ALL I FOUND WAS PICTURES OF WATERFALLS & A TYPE OF AUSTRALIAN BEER. :(

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 06:10 PM

ps pub do you call dish washing machines dishwashers or is there some alternate linguistic form going on there

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 06:15 PM

Oddly enough I do call them 'dishwashers'. Imma gonna hafta thinkve a betterer word for Anglophones to use.

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 06:38 PM

I'm back D:

And I got the GREAT VALUE one, but it's pretty much the same thing.

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 06:39 PM

that girl is fat :x

Great Mighty Poo Jan 28th, 2008 06:43 PM


Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 06:44 PM

What do you think you're doing, GMP?

Tadao Jan 28th, 2008 06:48 PM

GiMP

Great Mighty Poo Jan 28th, 2008 06:49 PM

I popped in to read the posts. Had to post something. :)

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 06:50 PM

( Alicia Keys)
oh... oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh...
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh....

I just want you close
Where you can stay forever
You can be sure
That it will only get better

You and me together
Through the days and nights
I don't worry 'cause
Everything's going to be alright
People keep talking they can say what they like
But all i know is everything's going to be alright

No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

(Junior Reid)
none of them can love me
like you do
your feelings for me
is not you
better love me
they cant come
between me and you
yes you always around
you're the one
to wear my crown
I know you love me
I know you'll never let me down
woman you are so blessed
you never worry or stress

you're my empress
me and you together

(Alicia Keys)
When the rain is pouring down
And my heart is hurting
You will always be around
This I know for certain

You and me together
Through the days and nights
I don't worry 'cause
Everything's going to be alright
People keep talking they can say what they like
But all i know is everything's going to be alright

No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel

I know some people search the world
To find something like what we have
I know people will try try to divide something so real
So till the end of time I'm telling you there is no one

No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Moobs Jan 28th, 2008 06:52 PM

which one. The one is red is my gurlfriend so if you callin' her phat then BACK OF, BUSTA!

jks :<

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Mighty Poo (Post 528135)
I popped in to read the posts. Had to post something. :)

Indeed. It is good that you didn't want to be responsible for CRIME, but I would prefer a more active participation.

How about you find something someone said here, quote it & put the laughing emoticon under it. That is the best way. :)

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 06:53 PM

no, the fat ones fat :x

your gf is pretty hot, though. you should post her nudes ;D

Great Mighty Poo Jan 28th, 2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528138)
Indeed. It is good that you didn't want to be responsible for CRIME, but I would prefer a more active participation.

How about you find something someone said here, quote it & put the laughing emoticon under it. That is the best way. :)

Done and done. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 06:57 PM

Good job. ;)

Moobs Jan 28th, 2008 07:00 PM

i got a video of her sukin dik :secrets

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:01 PM

hey man theres private messages for a reason ;D

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:04 PM

LESS TALK MORE VIDEO

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:05 PM



Pub Lover

Moobs Jan 28th, 2008 07:11 PM

i'm not putting my dik on the internet bro ;o

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:12 PM


liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:13 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:14 PM

The only ad I ever get is 80STEES.COM :x

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:16 PM

You and Esuohlim (the rapist) both. :(

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:17 PM

I'd rather it tell me to get a girl than buy a dumb shirt. :x

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 07:18 PM

whoops I almost did a crime :lol

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:19 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:19 PM

i need to go out and be SOCIAL, but there's nothing to do tonight ;_;

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528153)
I'd rather it tell me to get a girl than buy a dumb shirt. :x

I know srsly how is Pub getting so lucky >:

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528045)
If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

Oh yeah, just to remind everyone. >:

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:20 PM

I think its the internet making fun of him :x

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 07:21 PM

is it still a crime if you come back later and post two times

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 07:22 PM

because if so then lock me awayyyy (j/k i actually posted two times for once read :o)

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 07:22 PM

But then people like GMP post because they think it's a [SPIOLERS}REAL RULE :X[//SPOILES]

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 07:22 PM

Because it IS >:
Code:

:wink

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:22 PM

yeah and they make me not wanna post ;[

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:23 PM

Probably, Willie. You better posttwice everytime just to be safe. ;(

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528156)
i need to go out and be SOCIAL, but there's nothing to do tonight ;_;

Drink. ;(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 528157)
I know srsly how is Pub getting so lucky >:

If it wasn't for bad luck... :tear

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528165)
yeah and they make me not wanna post ;[

You can't blame your crimes on the non-crimes of others. >:

EVEN IF THEIR NON-CRIMES LOOK A LOT LIKE WORSE CRIMES. :Xx

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 07:25 PM

it is gonna snow tonight this sucks

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 07:26 PM

ps sorry to canadians for whom this is a NON-EVENT, i dont mean to take weather for granted

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528143)
hey man theres private messages for a reason ;D

In on this :highfive

Moobs Jan 28th, 2008 07:27 PM

hey guys i just tried out my new shisha and it works ;D

Moobs Jan 28th, 2008 07:28 PM

;(

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:28 PM

why wouldn't it work? :x

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 07:29 PM

Don't bring that filth here Moobs this thread is for bible discussion only

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:29 PM

WHOOPS,. ALMOST CRIMED. :x

Mods, could all the chatter in the PYPH thread be eaten by the chatroom?

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:30 PM


Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528175)
WHOOPS,. ALMOST CRIMED. :x

Mods, could all the chatter in the PYPH thread be eaten by the chatroom?

I was just about to take action and I almost did a crime again >:

Moobs Jan 28th, 2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528173)
why wouldn't it work? :x

my friends one didn't but i guess he got it for free from a man with a beard for a face

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 528174)
Don't bring that filth here Moobs this thread is for bible discussion only

i'm just trying to OBEY THE LAW

Moobs Jan 28th, 2008 07:33 PM

sh*t i just crimed ;(

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 07:33 PM

ITS CRIME TIME

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:33 PM

PAGE BREAK HUH

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 528174)
Don't bring that filth here Moobs this thread is for bible discussion only

Hey guys, who is your favourite phophet? Mine has always been Jonah, not because of the fish thing, I like that he got all pissed off at God.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 528177)
I was just about to take action and I almost did a crime again >:

WE MUST BE EVER VIGILANT IN OUR EFFORTS TO PREVENT CRIMES! :eek

executioneer Jan 28th, 2008 07:42 PM

i will crime this thread

i will crime it all over

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 07:42 PM

JUSTICE MUST PREVAIL

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 07:45 PM

CRIME PREVENTION.

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:07 PM

I SMELL A WHOLE LOTTA CRIME RIGHT NOW

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 08:10 PM

If I was the kind of person to watch the activity on the Currently Active Users page and add those guilty of CRIMES to a list, well that list would be quite long already. >:

Stop being CRIMEMAKERS!

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 08:11 PM

You're also a fag, but that's neither here nor there!

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:11 PM

IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE THE LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 08:13 PM

MAKE POSTS NOT CRIME!

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:14 PM

YOUR KIDS LOOK UP TO YOU

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 08:14 PM

thanks, highandmighty, I thought of another manly name...

Phillip McCornhole

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 08:19 PM

PAge Brek


Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 08:20 PM


JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 08:20 PM

well, that sucked

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 08:21 PM

I tried right?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528045)
If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

THAT MEANS YOU! POST NOW!

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:24 PM

IS THAT QUESTION NECCESSARRY?

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 08:25 PM

FUCK YOU HONKY!!!


Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 08:25 PM

I am doing my duty as a citizen by posting this post in this thread

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 08:31 PM

Well, done GW. If only everyone was as civically minded as you.

SAY 'NO' TO CRIMES!

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:34 PM

http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/ D:

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 08:41 PM

Sometimes I feel like trying to get away with crime ;(

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:42 PM

i get away with crime on a daily basis 8]

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 08:46 PM

Might as well CRIME. :(

All you get if you don't is a telling off. :(


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