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liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:48 PM

EDITTING A CRIME

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 08:50 PM

You people are gaytarded... there's nothing wrong with CRIME!



Portabellas and Shitakes are good too.

Zomboid Jan 28th, 2008 08:52 PM

Says the little flamer who's in love with anything with even vague homosexual depictions.

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 528214)
Sometimes I feel like trying to get away with crime ;(

As opposed to not trying to get away with crime.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 528218)
You people are gaytarded...

That is a terrible word. Please don't annoy me with it again, I have mods that may favour my opinion ironically.

You know, to ban you.

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 08:56 PM

I vote yes :O

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:04 PM

Knock-knock.

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:06 PM

Who's there?

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:06 PM

Certainly not Heath Ledger!

Hohohohoho!

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 09:13 PM

I wish famous people died every day, it would save me having to work so hard. :(

:vulture

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:18 PM

Why are Pez dispensers so god damned charming ;<

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:18 PM

i accidently crimed i'm sorrryy X_X

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:19 PM

posting that video was a crime ;_;

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:24 PM

since when was too hot a crime? 8]

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 09:26 PM


Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 09:27 PM

Yeah wth liquid >:

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528205)
If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

Maybe next time I'll get these things in one post. :(

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528233)
since when was too hot a crime? 8]

Was it you jacking off?

If so; HAWT! :love


If not; CRIME! :x

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:29 PM

okaaaaay okay it wasn't me I'M SORRY :x

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 09:34 PM

New Kids On The Block are going to reunite again. :x

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 09:44 PM

I'm so sorry but guitar woman got me on that knockknock joke.

Not that I care, but any developments on "inconclusive autopsy"?

My opinion is "not suicide", 20-30% chance for conspiracy, and possibly thet mofo just dropped dead from exhaustion.

And he was in Lords of Dogtown, not Brokeback Mountain.

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:47 PM

uh, he was in brokeback mountain too, dimwit. :x

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:48 PM

and by dimwit i mean dipshit :x

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 09:50 PM

Yeah, the official report cites it as Death by Batman. :eek

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:53 PM

is anyone else watching the state of the union

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:53 PM

Pub's Lucky, his country doesn't have a fascist government who takes over TV :[

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:53 PM

I was, but then I got mad and changed it. :/

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:54 PM

to what?

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 09:55 PM

OH FUCK YES KARATE KID'S ON :picklehat

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:56 PM

The opposing of human cloning and all that jazz. ;o

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:57 PM

and all around acting like they don't suck :x

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:57 PM

THE OPPOSITION I GUESS IS THE RIGHT WORD?

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:58 PM

AND I hate that everyone cares so much about people dying in other countries of disease, AIDS, poverty, etc. When enough of that goes on in our country, but is pretty much ignored. :x

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 528248)
is anyone else watching the state of the union

POLITICS

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 09:59 PM

omg i didn't know it was possible to INCREASE FUNDING on so many things when you don't have any money >:

Sam Jan 28th, 2008 09:59 PM

You two should just fuck each other and get it over with.

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 10:00 PM

I already posted there way too much

that forum is off limits to idiots

except Kulturkampf, of course

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 528249)
Pub's Lucky, his country doesn't have a fascist government who takes over TV :[

George W. Bush is on my TV right now. :(

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 10:01 PM

:lol

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528259)
omg i didn't know it was possible to INCREASE FUNDING on so many things when you don't have any money >:



Maybe this guy has something to do with it :x

[spoilersss]Simcity 2000 >:[/spoilers!]

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528234)
If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME!


JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528241)
uh, he was in brokeback mountain too, dimwit. :x

He was in Brokeback Mountain, which I've never seen. I've only seen him in Lords of Dogtown. and didn't know who he was until i started reading the credits.

Of course, you saw Brokeback opening day, right? Me? I don't like theaters because you can't smoke or drink and, honestly, i now get anxious if i'm in a dark room with strangers. Hell, ANY room with more than maybe 4 people.

Anyway, not saying that Brokeback is bad, I just haven't seen it yet.

And uh, MOVIE FORUM >:

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 10:05 PM

JediScum no offense but I really hate you and am ignoring you right now ok

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 10:06 PM

I rented it, and your excuses are dumb. :x

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:09 PM

I've only seen 10 Things I Hate About You & Ned Kelly. So you're all wrong.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 528265)


Maybe this guy has something to do with it :x

I used to cut his funding because I figured he wanted any excuse to shout. :lol

Then I made him chief of police, & cut their funding too. :x

Zomboid Jan 28th, 2008 10:10 PM

He's not butch enough.

Emu Jan 28th, 2008 10:11 PM

Weren't you two on the verge of getting banned for gaying up threads with your bickering?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 528267)
I don't like theaters because you can't smoke or drink

I would never go to the movies if they didn't sell alcohol. Seriously. A drink (or five) is required everytime. :sleep

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 10:17 PM

My excuses? what for not seeing it on the big screen? Probably. A bit of scratch also helps, which i usually don't have. I just don't like theaters anymore, ok? And I never said it was a bad movie

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 10:20 PM

[quote=Pub Lover;528273 A drink (or five) is required everytime. :sleep[/quote]

I became spoiled from Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Tx.
Weird movies, booze and FOOD delivered during film.

I just wait a year for the dvd if it's worth a shit.

Two years if there was lot a of hype.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:21 PM

I just saw Rog do a GW. :lol

SOMEONE TAKE HIS EDIT BUTTON AWAY. >:

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 10:23 PM

lol ;<

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 10:25 PM

I love how Garfield strips are funniest when you take away Garfield's dialogue :<

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:26 PM

Garfield comics are funny when I take my brain away.

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 528277)
I became spoiled from Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Tx.
Weird movies, booze and FOOD delivered during film.

Thats kind of neat!

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 10:27 PM

Ok, enough "motion pictures"...

Has anyone noticed that it DOESN'T say on a bottle of aspirin that you can't resuscitate a hooker with it?

Zomboid Jan 28th, 2008 10:28 PM

I was banned. I have him on ignore but I clicked view post for that one because it was directly under mine and I figured it would say something like that. This would probably be the first time in a while something like this happens so uh, go fuck yourself?

Really though, do you think that calling attention to it and keeping it going with your commentary is going to put an end to it any sooner?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:28 PM

Seriously, I would have walked out of 30 Days of Night a lot sooner if I wasn't drunk. :(

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 10:29 PM

I don't think I've ever walked out of a movie, but I fell asleep during the ring 2 :x

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 10:34 PM

The last film i saw in theater was Hannibal Rising on the second day. At 2:30pm in February. Armed with beers and smokes, I was the ONLY PERSON in the theater. So I got my smoky brewery on, while yelling whenever young Lecter killed some deserving fuck.

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528287)
I don't think I've ever walked out of a movie, but I fell asleep during the ring 2 :x

I fell asleep during the Chronicles of Riddick :lol

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2008 10:37 PM

HEY. Stop putting GW down. He has feeeeeelings.











BWAHAHAHA.

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2008 10:45 PM

I'm so Krispy.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:46 PM

I used my friend as a pillow when he fell asleep during The Blair Witch Project. :gay

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 10:49 PM

So what's the Deal with Jason Bourne? After two movies, gets his mean-on and during the third, people are like "HOLY FUCK! IT's JASON BOURNE".

Why didn't he grow long hair and a beard? Ditch the Navy trenchcoat. Start pushing a shopping cart full of dumpster goodies around Chicago? HE WOULD HAVE BEEN UNSEEN.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528239)
New Kids On The Block are going to reunite again. :x

You kids are probably too young to remember them. :(

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:07 PM

I'm old enough but don't want to (drinks heavily).

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:10 PM

So whatever happened to De-Vo 2.0?

Sethomas Jan 28th, 2008 11:10 PM

Oooooooh, ooooh, oooooh, ooooooooh, oh,
HANGIN' TOUGH!

Guys, I started fencing again. I use a relatively uncommon épée grip because I'm a WILD AND CRAZY GUY. With all my fencing muscles being atrophied, today was the second time in the past four or so months that I practiced and I hurt a lot. But what hurt the most, I was surprised, was my weapon hand. Two hours of fencing with a Leon Paul carbon-fibre [sic] French grip makes your hand feel like you've been masturbating for at least six hours straight.

And I should know.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 11:10 PM

Agreed. I'm going to start drinking now too. Thank you. JS, that was a great idea. :D

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:12 PM

I wouldn't know about masturbating six hours straight

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 11:14 PM

IF I COULD DO THE EDITS:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528266)
If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME!


JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:14 PM

DAMMIT!!! I missed the page brick AGAIN!!! How do you do that, Pub?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 528307)
DAMMIT!!! I missed the page brick AGAIN!!! How do you do that, Pub?

I post way more than I should. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 528302)
Oooooooh, ooooh, oooooh, ooooooooh, oh,
HANGIN' TOUGH!

:x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 528302)
Guys, I started fencing again.

:oao
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 528302)
Two hours of fencing with a Leon Paul carbon-fibre [sic] French grip makes your hand feel like you've been masturbating for at least six hours straight.

And I should know.

So say we all. :achimp
Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 528305)
I wouldn't know about masturbating six hours straight

Are you really qualified to post here then? :confused:

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 11:22 PM

fags

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2008 11:23 PM

you guys should get your editing privelages revoked so we're all in the same boat >:

Sethomas Jan 28th, 2008 11:28 PM

I'm more in favor or a system wherein everyone can edit GW's posts. Except GW, of course.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528311)
fags

Who now? >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 528312)
you guys should get your editing privelages revoked so we're all in the same boat >:

To be fair, not everyone is as bad as you & me. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth
I'm more in favor or a system wherein everyone can edit GW's posts. Except GW, of course.

Best idea yet. :rock

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 528311)
fags

just because my current masturbatory record is only 5hrs, 47 min. should not disqualify me from posting.

Fags are men who put their penises in other men's anuses (ani??) REPEATEDLY.

I only do it once per person.

Emu Jan 28th, 2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 528285)
I was banned. I have him on ignore but I clicked view post for that one because it was directly under mine and I figured it would say something like that. This would probably be the first time in a while something like this happens so uh, go fuck yourself?

Really though, do you think that calling attention to it and keeping it going with your commentary is going to put an end to it any sooner?

"First time in a while" doesn't mean anything when I think the whole point of the ban was so that it wouldn't happen again, right? And what do you mean, calling attention to it? It's not like I bumped a thread from two weeks ago. I like both of you and I don't want to see either of you banned, but I'm also sick of otherwise legitimate threads being mucked up by exchanges of "fuck you" that aren't directed at valid retards.

Code:

i.e. non-vets

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 11:33 PM

dude but i never edit

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:36 PM

Thank you Jack Kerouac.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 11:37 PM

It's the oddest thing, I don't remember doing any editing hijinks that would require that ability to be removed.

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:40 PM

What? fencing?

I suppose it's easy if you know who to sell the goods to.

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 528296)
So what's the Deal with Jason Bourne?

I've been trying for like half an hour to make a flippy Seinfeld image about this BUT FUCK ME >:

I'll give someone a shiny dubloon if they give me a link to a GIF maker that doesn't suck

ALSO CRIME >:

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:49 PM

If Jerry Seinfeld was in an action/spy/crime movie, I would totally watch that

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 11:50 PM

CRIME?

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2008 11:50 PM

HILARIOUS

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:52 PM

Yeah... I watched Bourne Ultimatum backed with The Italian Job re-make a couple weeks ago... Highlight of of a boring week

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 11:53 PM

I don't really like you, guy.

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 11:54 PM

NOT IN THE LEAST BIT

JediScum Jan 28th, 2008 11:56 PM

I only get movies from my local library... for 50 cents each. Compared to any other rental, dirt cheap. Selection isn't great but, hey! I'm helping my community blah blah blah

Zomboid Jan 28th, 2008 11:57 PM

The reason for my ban was supposed to be that I went around picking on gw, which is obviously not the case here seeing as how I was commenting on something schimid said when he stuck his bulbous nose in there. I dunno, maybe ban him this time? That or chojin/mle can take him aside and simply say "pls shutup u r being a dumb:<". I don't really give a fuck. Point is, I was just replying this time. Also, I'm a little buzzed.

I mean calling attention to it by perpetuating the whole thing. You and sam could've just moved on and said nothing and it might've just ended there. Here we are going back and forth though :)

liquidstatik Jan 28th, 2008 11:57 PM

NIGGA LIKE ME, I'M 'BOUT KNOCKIN OUT TEETH
KNOW WHA I'M SAYIN, I'LL LOSE YA GRILL
NIGGA COMIN DOWN IN A COUP DE VILLE
LOOKIN GRAVY, LOOKIN REAL THROWED
I'MA BE THE NGIGA PULLIN OVA AT THE FUCKIN CROSS ROAD
WITH MY KAY ON MY SIDE, I'M READY TO RIDE
AND IF I GOTTA GO, IT'LL BE A HOMICIDE

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2008 11:59 PM

The Italian Job Remake was an OK movie.

The original was GREAT & wasn't in b&w so it didn't need to be remade. Except the new one might as well be called The Italian Job: America. We all know that The US must remake everything, so nevermind.

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2008 12:00 AM

Y'ALL AIN'T GOTTA GIVE ME RESPECT,
I'MA TAKE IT

JediScum Jan 29th, 2008 12:02 AM

liquid don't like me :lol

JediScum Jan 29th, 2008 12:02 AM


Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2008 12:03 AM

KEEP IT UP GUYS, WE ALL KNOW WHO WINS.

P.S. THE ANSWER IS NO ONE. >:

JediScum Jan 29th, 2008 12:05 AM

screwed the pooch on page bark again... :parishiltonpoutingondavidletterman


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