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Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 528793)
Hay guys


Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 528819)
Doin' great, havin' fun busy with studies.


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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 528821)
And for the ladies out there, I'm still single


RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2008 04:06 PM

Goths don't dance >:

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 04:09 PM

Guliani is going to be a few miles from me at the Raygun library. Should I throw poo at him?

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 04:09 PM

All goths dance to Love Cats. :rolleyes


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 528831)
Guliani is going to be a few miles from me at the Raygun library. Should I throw poo at him?

YES.


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 04:12 PM

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 04:14 PM

"We should have each other to tea huh?!"


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 04:15 PM

"We should have each other with cream!"


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 04:15 PM

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Codiekitty (Post 528857)
Well, that's not necessarily a way to determine how much you like the game. I called Blaster Master my favorite game, but if I had to I'd let it burn, because I can get another copy for a buck. On the other hand, I coughed up $130 for Panzer Dragoon Saga, and $170 for Radiant Silvergun. I haven't played the former yet (it probably will be the next thing I play, though), and while I really liked what I played of the latter I really haven't played enough form an opinion of it. However, those two would get my priority in a fire.

Maybe the correct question is if some time disruption threatened the existence of the game, would you go back in time and save it?

No, because I don't think that sort of thing happens.>:

Seriously, Time Travel? >:

Also there is nothing I don't mind seeing erased. ;(

:dancingoth :dancingcat :dancingoth

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 05:53 PM

So I finally got Gogol Bordello's Super Taranta! CD out of my stereo, but there must have been some of the glue still in there because I can't get Sons And Daughters' This Gift out now. Has anyone else had this problem?

OH & AS I'M NOT A BLACK METAL OBSESSIVE I THINK THE MUSIC FORUM IS INACTIVE! >:

Moobs Jan 30th, 2008 06:43 PM

THIS PAGE INCLUDES TOO MUCH MOVEMENT

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 06:50 PM

I happen to disagree, Nipps. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528841)
"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"



Moobs Jan 30th, 2008 06:52 PM

damn that fat cat :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 06:54 PM

BUT HE DANCES SO WELL! :eek

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 06:56 PM

Has anyone ever fasted? I'm wondering if I need to do this.

Moobs Jan 30th, 2008 06:58 PM

isn't that when religious guys go on a big walk and dont eat stuff?

cos that sounds lame

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 06:59 PM

Religious fasting is overrated. Poverty fasting is worse. The only reason to want to do it is if you hate yourself. :(

BurntToShreds Jan 30th, 2008 07:00 PM

Lawrence Walker

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 07:02 PM

It's when you don't eat for a long period of time. It can kill stomach parasites and viruses. Plus you get all stupid loopy.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 07:03 PM

Fatty fat cat didn't fast.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 07:05 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 07:06 PM

Peter O'Toole

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BakaGaijin (Post 528850)
I had boxes of Masters of the Universe toys and used to make them all simulate sex with the Teela and Evil-Lyn toys. It's not gay to touch wieners with another dude if it's in a female's mouth, is it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 528851)
Having a box full pantless male dolls is pretty gay.

Calling people gay in the Article Discussion area is probably frowned on too :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 07:11 PM

The title of that article included the word, so I don't see how you can be told off for it.

Actually I can, but it's hypocrisy.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 07:18 PM

My page break rules!

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 07:21 PM

Join Date: Dec 21st, 2007

Posts Total Posts: 824 (20.44 posts per day)

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2008 07:25 PM

I want to dump that whole gay "Post Manly Names" thread in here >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:01 PM

DO IT!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:02 PM

PLEASE DO IT!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:04 PM

I NEEDS IT!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:05 PM

I NEEDS IT NOW~!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:06 PM

DO NOT MAKE ME SUFFER WITHOUT IT!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:06 PM

MY HUNGER! IT PAINS ME SO!~

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:07 PM

It would be horrible. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:09 PM

Plus I won it already. It's only fair that it become mine. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:10 PM

And once it is devoured I'll move onto trying to eat the what are you eating thread. :lol

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 08:16 PM

Bah, I tried to do something here but failed.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:20 PM

T, you don't seem too concerned at your absurd post count/rate.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 08:22 PM

Nah, but it is amazingly high and not to be proud of.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:24 PM

DUDE YOU CANNOT SAY SUCH A THING! NOT IN THIS THREAD! :eek

Sebra Jan 30th, 2008 08:25 PM

big van vader

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:28 PM

NEXT YOU'LL BE JOINING GW'S TEAM & SAYING YOU DON'T READ ACHEWOOD OR EVEN FIND IT FUNNY! :eek

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 08:30 PM

I like to shock and awe

Emu Jan 30th, 2008 08:35 PM

Post your message in the post title! :o
 
:x

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:37 PM

But I never read this bit!
 
:(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:43 PM

Now that the game is out, the Smash Bros Brawl thread can be restarted. ME EAT IT!
 
:bestthread

Sethomas Jan 30th, 2008 08:44 PM

Question: does anyone on these boards (whom I actually like) live in Chicago right now?

Instigated retort: Is Seth going to do something crazy?
Answer: By my standards, no.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:45 PM


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 528938)
Question: does anyone on these boards (whom I actually like) live in Chicago right now?

On these boards AND liked by you? Seth, are you crazy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 528938)
Instigated retort: Is Seth going to do something crazy?
Answer: By my standards, no.

That is a wide open field of crazy options right there.

Sethomas Jan 30th, 2008 08:59 PM

I just want REAL pizza. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 09:03 PM

I have never had real pizza, so I'm fine about eating bad pizza. I'm a low quality kind of guy.

Sacks Jan 30th, 2008 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by saizo_ogasawara (Post 528734)
Uh, Jose Joaquin Luis Richard Rayver Raynil Nestor Jimmy Michael Nicanor James Dingdong Nonoy Victor Bear Walken?


Do you understand that the longer a name gets the less manly it is? It's also not very hilarious despite what your friends say.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 09:10 PM

I wish I had never had good whisky, I would still be able to drink Bourbon.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 09:11 PM

Thick crust pan pizza is the best. I don.t like limp floppy pizza, it reminds me of my ED

Sethomas Jan 30th, 2008 09:15 PM

What do you consider good whisky? I've always seen it as an "other side of the pond" issue from my observation. American snobs love Scotch and French snobs (redundant, lol) love Bourbon.

I actually like Bourbon a lot, though. I've not learned to appreciate scotch (never really tried), but I've experimented a lot with Irish aquae vitae.

Oh shit, food forum.

Oh shit, nevermind.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 09:18 PM

I don't know. If added one more name it might have been funny.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 09:19 PM

Scotch snob, but I can drink a good Irish without decrying it as piss.

I can drink any alcohol, it's just a matter of how much of my pissiness you can take between sips (gulps).

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 09:39 PM

It appears all the republican candidates are debating a few miles from me at this very moment :(
I hate the Raygun Library. Raygun released a shit load of mentally ill people into the streets around here when he was president by closing down the facilities and when he died they put his shit were I have to look at it. I told my mom that when I die I want my asshole cremated separately and then spread all over the library floor.

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2008 11:54 PM

Show of hands: Who wants me to dump the "Post Manly Names" thread in here?

Votes will count only as posts of people raising their hands :eek

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2008 11:57 PM


Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2008 11:57 PM

Then it's settled :picklehat

Chojin Jan 31st, 2008 12:25 AM

I dunno, I try not to merge big threads into this one. Just short dick-slap-fests.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 12:42 AM

we could just delete it because it's terrible

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:47 AM


executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 12:47 AM

or lock it so it doesn't get bumped ever again

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:52 AM

Who reads this thread anyway? I do, anyone else?

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 01:18 AM

I'm watching original transformers cuz I missed out on it as a kid :<

the SHOOP sound Megatron's gun makes gets me every time, as well as the stock looney toons sound effects :<

which isn't to say that it's bad, it's just really funny cuz I can look it from a different view that I would have as a kid :<

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 01:27 AM

oh man, speaking of childhood cartoons I just remembered that EZEKIEL RAGE is probably the most badass name for a villan and went to post it in the manly names thread but it's gone

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 07:42 AM

I'm going to break the page.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 07:47 AM

It's a good thing this thread wasn't active when I posted that picture, because at the time it seemed a good idea to pantomoime all my posts.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 07:57 AM


Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 08:06 AM

The problem with drinking & using my laptop is that it's heat vent is on the left side & I use my right hand to type. OH NOES MY GLASS OF ALCOHOL IS AUTOMATICALLY ON THE HOT SIDE OF EVERYTHING.

Seriously, keeping my glass on the floor is a sure-fire way for it to be kicked over by my spastic drunk legs. Whisky carpet vs. Warm Whisky? Carpets are like big Towels, Arthur.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 09:23 AM

Five foot eight inches is an odd height.

I thought these people shorter than me:
Summer Glau, Moby, Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Matthew Broderick, Kate Winslet, James Blunt, Jack Osbourne, Ben Stiller, Anna Kournikova, Amy Acker, & Amanda Bynes.

While I also thought these people taller than me:
Adam Ant, Ali Larter, Angelina Jolie, Bam Margera, Denise Crosby, Eminem, Jeri Ryan, Kelly Rowland, Michael Imperioli, Milla Jovovich, Naveen Andrews, Paris Hilton, Peter Sellers, Ricky Gervais, & Robin Williams.

They are all my size? That is very odd to think.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 09:47 AM

It is 03:42. In two hours I have work.

It is 03:43. I just switched off the kitchen light so as the neighbours dog stops barking.

It is 03:44. I am only 2.5/5 drunk. I/2 even. I managed to hit four but have let it trail off. If someone was on I'd go for it again.

It is 03:47 & I'm hitting enter on this post.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:02 AM

I've noticed that the I-Mock blogs have a different Mockbot procedure to the regular articles before, but how come I can't post to a blog at all?

Is there prescreening or is my brand of zerging that frowned upon?

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:21 AM

Images formatted to the Violent Femmes' American Music.

I'd like some whisky spiff to tell me I a) have a crappy selection of drinks. b) have wasted some perfectly fine drink on a unrefined palette.















Fun fact: I only ever use that bread knife to cut cucumbers & tomatoes.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:23 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:24 AM

There you go. First use of that emoticon. Thank drunken Pub (Level 3.5).

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:27 AM

Jon Stewart — Height: 5' 7" (1.70 M)

I won.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:34 AM

The Highland Park has the best bottle because it has a massive cork.

I'm a sucker for massive corks.

I'd suck massive cork all day if I could.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:36 AM

Americans say Cork so it sounds like Cock, right?

Because I'd suck massive cock.

Neen Jan 31st, 2008 11:13 AM

I think, maybe, so 'Corkscrew' makes sense... If that's what y'all call it.

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2008 11:37 AM

Um, they say cork like it rhymes with Orc. How does that sound like cock?

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2008 11:41 AM

Pub:
I think Luigi's Mansion is an OK game, it's just that it is VERY short. Also, if I remember correctly, the controls are sort of funny. I can't see getting overly frustrated at it. It's not spectacular by any means, but it's alright if you want to waste 2 hours at most.

EDIT: And there is a lot of search-every-thing-in-the-room.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Neen (Post 529068)
I think, maybe, so 'Corkscrew' makes sense... If that's what y'all call it.

I am so drunk in love with my own face you would not believe it, Neen. :MaxBurbank

I am so sober in hate with my face it borders on mental disease, Neen. :verylikelyaMaxBurbankjoke

OK, I just read your question for the first time. If I had the ability to edit this would be forty posts after you asked it. Corkscrew is a British joke that has been held for generations. I hope I didn't just spoile it.

Only faggy wine needs a corkscrew. Whisky corks just get sucked. :publoverbutdonationsgiventomaxburbank

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 529078)
Um, they say cork like it rhymes with Orc. How does that sound like cock?

If this was fifteen minutes in the future, I would givee a voice clip that would show how. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 529081)
Pub:
I think Luigi's Mansion is an OK game, it's just that it is VERY short. Also, if I remember correctly, the controls are sort of funny. I can't see getting overly frustrated at it. It's not spectacular by any means, but it's alright if you want to waste 2 hours at most.

EDIT: And there is a lot of search-every-thing-in-the-room.

I hate search-every-thing-in-the-room. >:

I also dislike shor games with awkward controls. :(

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2008 11:50 AM

Sounds like it's not for you then. :(

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:51 AM

short*

(This post only exists vecause I'm drunk 4.3 & have ten minutes before I have to go to work)

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:54 AM

Woah, my coffe just boiled. Pixies Monkey Gone To Heaven, I'm Going To Work.

Thanks MRPG, U So Kool!

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 12:10 PM

I want to dump "CAPTION THE AVATAR ABOVE YOU" in here too but since that's also a huge thread I'll just close it if it comes around again. Sorry Pub but it's ok you won't remember this post anyway :x

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:17 PM

It's true, I''m true derunk

Oh man, the jouraney to work involve3d dancing in the streety. I hope my naeighbourers were asleep.

Myboss is mad that I'm drunk. but I win because he is my dad & he is only dad annoyed. :jixby

in a few weeks he is leaving & then he'll be boss annoyed. I'm never bo9ss odf my own life. ;(

I have the claritry to fix all this, but not the inclaritry to care. :docmanhatton

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:25 PM

My coffee is entering my system. I'm beginning to think a blood alcohol per post system is a good idea.

Id tha coffee ,akimg ,e a facist? Or merely a proper perosom?

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:27 PM

Is the coffee making me a fascist or merely a proper person...?

I thin facsisty

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:35 PM

How big is Outspark_Fiesta.1.2.75.exe meant to be?

The Raconteurs - Together, so I'm thinking of Chojin.

Dixie Jan 31st, 2008 12:35 PM

Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles
Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles
Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:49 PM

That is like choas to my brain. :eek

choes

chaesos?

I don't know, maybe later... :)

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:04 PM

PAGE BREAK YOUR DRUNKEN FASCE. >:

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:05 PM

Woah, 4.7. :x

Sorry Seth.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:27 PM

[07:23] PublicPubLoather: SETH SETHSMARTSETH
[07:24] PublicPubLoather: Everytime I think I turn I sobriety corner I find more drunk behind it
[07:25] Sethomas84: Dude! Shut The Fuck Up!


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