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liquidstatik Feb 6th, 2008 07:49 PM

slim thuggaass pretty good, too. used to be my fav. :x you should send me that cd. ;D

liquidstatik Feb 6th, 2008 07:49 PM

and even though trae isn't that good, he's got a lotta good songs with z-ro. ;o

MattJack Feb 6th, 2008 07:53 PM

don't worry slim thug use to be my fav too! :x What is not to love about him with lines like, "that's our click motto when we up in the place, we don't want no pussy we want to fuck some face!"

i will have to find those chop em ups and I'll compile you a Simply The Best Freestyles :)

Give me a couple of days and it shall be done.

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2008 09:16 PM

lol he should pull a secret santa on you and not post pictures of it :lol

MattJack Feb 6th, 2008 09:46 PM

lol I thought he meant over the internets, but if he wants me to mail him some shit then I can do that too.

Noob3 and his g/f are probably just doing some time for minor drug possession :lol

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2008 10:03 PM

I'm gonna play me some xbox cause I'm bored.

Neen Feb 7th, 2008 01:52 PM

So last summer I was at home and the neighbor(I think--I know nothing of my neighbors, and I'm fine with that)boy seemed to have lost his dog, or mentally challenged sibling (I don't care which). He was calling for the damned thing for a good 30 to 45 minutes "Trevor~! Com'ere, boy~! Trevor~!" ad infinitum in an annoying pubescent voice. It, of course, got on my fucking nerves, so I shouted "Your fucking dog is dead!" at least ten times. If you'd've set it to a beat you could've called it a duet.

Earlier this year I found out that, what I believe is the house that the little fucker was residing in, the patriarch of the house passed away not too long ago, and the matriarch (listen, I don't know if they were the parent or not, nor do I care) let it go to pot because of it, and the bank foreclosed on it.

I should get some kind of medal or sumthin'.

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 530385)
lol he should pull a secret santa on you and not post pictures of it :lol

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 530390)
lol I thought he meant over the internets, but if he wants me to mail him some shit then I can do that too.

i meant over the internet :x

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2008 04:22 PM

I wanted to talk about music videos.

These were the threads I considered bumping:
Anybody seen this music video? - Robodie III
New favourite music video - pjalne
Music Videos - Comrade Rocket
best music video - Spectre X
Music Video Database - Jixby Phillips
Best Music Videos of All Time - James
Music Videos - Jeanette X

James' one was the longest, so the best candidate to bump.

However, I have now forgotton what I wanted to say about music videos.

Mockery Feb 7th, 2008 05:19 PM

In case you haven't seen it, there is much hilarity taking place in the thread for Max's latest blog post:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/200...y-daughter-cry

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2008 05:33 PM

I totally already saw it. ;)

I can't post in the blogs though, whenever I try my posts do not show up. :(

Mockery Feb 7th, 2008 05:36 PM

Uh, that doesn't make sense. The only time your post might not show up is if you post a ton of links in it (in which case it would hold it until i approve it). Try making a test post and tell me what blog thread you did it in and I'll check to see if it showed up.

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2008 05:40 PM

Oh well nevermind then. It works now. I'm just stupid I guess.

Thank you anyway. ;(

Mockery Feb 7th, 2008 06:00 PM

Yeppers, it's showing up aok for me. CRISIS AVERTED :O

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2008 06:02 PM

Why doesn't the blog threads in the articles forum display properly anyway?

Mockery Feb 7th, 2008 06:24 PM

Because the blog actually runs on a separate software (Wordpress) unlike the regular site articles which aren't part o' the blog. Fortunately, even though it's not a part of the forum software package, we were still able to get people's forum accounts to work with blog posts/comments as you can see.

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2008 08:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N4JHKPB3Tk
jonathan don't ever stop being a youtube hero

MattJack Feb 7th, 2008 08:55 PM

wow, that was genius

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonathanClement140
None of it makes any sense to me anymore... I wonder... Why don't people just start world war 3? Life is nothing but suffering... Destroy the planet... It would be better... Then everybody will be out of their selfish, greedy misery... I am now incapable of enjoying life... The lines between fantasy and reality have been blurred... Too much is expected of me from everybody... The honey has turned bitter... It's time to stop riding this unicycle called life...

This is like the third time I've seen this posted by him. "OH GOD LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING BUT INSTEAD OF JUST KILLING MYSELF TO END IT ALL I'D INSTEAD LIKE TO TAKE 7 BILLION OTHER PEOPLE ALONG WITH ME SINCE I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM"

JediScum Feb 8th, 2008 12:51 AM

I'd just like to destroy 7 billion people. I mean, there's other planets to go to.

But knowing my luck, someone would get all up in my grill for doing that too.

Be the hero of literally TENS of emo kids everywhere? Oh, no!

I gotta hitch a ride with an alien species who are very displeased that i destroyed all humans except me... and only because they were attracted to BEARS!!! (y'know, chubby hairy gay guys)

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 01:03 AM

Me too. :(

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 01:04 AM


drizzt380 Feb 8th, 2008 01:09 AM

How long have you been putting Brak at the top of each page anyway?

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 01:23 AM

One thousand, two hundred and ninty-seven times so far.

JediScum Feb 8th, 2008 01:41 AM

Quite true... I tried 3 times, succeeded once, and like fucking magical lottery machine, all posts were jumbled with BRAK at the top.

So anyway, I guess the guy who played Sam the Butcher on "The Brady Bunch" died 2 days ago.

Come to find out, he also did the voice for Magilla Gorilla and Drooper on The Banana Splits. And some other gomerpyleFtroop shit.

Emu Feb 8th, 2008 02:49 AM

I think I posted a few pages earlier about how I've been congested and unable to breathe since Thanksgiving. Turns out I had bronchitis. The only way I found this out was because about a week ago I started throwing up and I came down with a hefty fever that absolutely floored me. I'm not sure if the fever is related to the bronchitis, but I've never been that sick in my life (except maybe one other time, but it didn't last this long) and now I have this weird feeling of lost time. I haven't been outside in a week (except once to go to the doctor's) and I've been rotating between sleeping 14+ hours a out of the day at completely odd times, and I'm only now starting to get back on track since I'm off the antibiotics, which were almost making me sicker than the fever. :(

Edit: Oh and this was my third visit to a doctor. I went to three different doctors and was first prescribed amoxicilin for a nasal infection (which is a weak antibiotic generally given to children - the pills were bright Barbie pink and the size of a fist) which did nothing. The next doctor I visited was rather irate with me not having insurance, so much so that when he looked at my chart and found I had none he banged on the table. This is in spite of the fact that I pre-paid up front. :rolleyes He prescribed me bioxisomething (another weak antibiotic) and shoved some samples of Allegra into a bag and shoved me out the door. The only way I got any actual treatment was to go to the more expensive office that specializes for patients without insurance. I paid 169 dollars after x-rays and an injection, but I got better treatment by far, and I didn't even pay up front.

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 03:00 AM

KultureKamf was right, your medical system is better than mine. :(

JediScum Feb 8th, 2008 03:08 AM

Are you able to breathe easier now, Emu? I am a heavy tobacco smoker and once, during a post flu coughing attack some one asked, ever heard of bronchitis?

I said "yeah, heard of of it" and lit up a fag.

Then i pulled out a cigarette, nonfiltered, and ate it with Liver of Fag and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Seriously, though, as a heavy smoker i am occasionally scared by that. I under the delusion that if i can ride a bike 10 - 15 miles a week, it may offset that.

JediScum Feb 8th, 2008 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 530646)
I... was first prescribed amoxicilin for a nasal infection (which is a weak antibiotic generally given to children - the pills were bright Barbie pink and the size of a fist) which did nothing.

I had a BAD toothache in a molar and called a dentist. After 2 days, i got my emergency apppointment. He told me my teeth were "BAD".

I was not concerned about "teeth" but "TOOTH that i had to eat 50 Bayer aspirin in 2 days plus smoke weed just so i could vaugely distance myself from the pain, you asshole prick who spent mommy and daddy's money on you tooth doctor paper degree. I KNOW MY TEETH ARE BAD!!!! GAS ME AND PULL THE FUCKING THING ALREADY!!!!

But no... he gives me a script for 8 1000 mg?!? (they were big) pills of amoxycilin. which i never took because, strangely the pain ceased the next day. I been told the nerve died.

MetalMilitia Feb 8th, 2008 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 530646)
I think I posted a few pages earlier about how I've been congested and unable to breathe since Thanksgiving. Turns out I had bronchitis. The only way I found this out was because about a week ago I started throwing up and I came down with a hefty fever that absolutely floored me. I'm not sure if the fever is related to the bronchitis, but I've never been that sick in my life (except maybe one other time, but it didn't last this long) and now I have this weird feeling of lost time. I haven't been outside in a week (except once to go to the doctor's) and I've been rotating between sleeping 14+ hours a out of the day at completely odd times, and I'm only now starting to get back on track since I'm off the antibiotics, which were almost making me sicker than the fever. :(

Edit: Oh and this was my third visit to a doctor. I went to three different doctors and was first prescribed amoxicilin for a nasal infection (which is a weak antibiotic generally given to children - the pills were bright Barbie pink and the size of a fist) which did nothing. The next doctor I visited was rather irate with me not having insurance, so much so that when he looked at my chart and found I had none he banged on the table. This is in spite of the fact that I pre-paid up front. :rolleyes He prescribed me bioxisomething (another weak antibiotic) and shoved some samples of Allegra into a bag and shoved me out the door. The only way I got any actual treatment was to go to the more expensive office that specializes for patients without insurance. I paid 169 dollars after x-rays and an injection, but I got better treatment by far, and I didn't even pay up front.

If you're on a lot of antibiotics I've heard it's worthwhile to consume pro-biotic products (those disgusting yogurt drinks etc.), as the antibiotics will kill the bacteria in your stomach which helps digest your food.

Emu Feb 8th, 2008 01:54 PM

I hadn't even thought of that, but it sounds like a good idea. The searing pain the meds gave my stomach made me think I lost a few organs. :(

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2008 06:02 PM

:lol @ American health care.

MarioRPG Feb 8th, 2008 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 530776)
:lol @ American health care.

Seconded!

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 06:17 PM


Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 06:17 PM

It's pretty good, but I'm sure it's missing something.

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 06:18 PM

Something like...

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2008 06:19 PM

HERE IT COMES

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 06:19 PM



DANCING CATS!

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2008 06:20 PM

[100 POSTS OF PUB POSTING THE CATS]

Dixie Feb 8th, 2008 07:14 PM

*golf clap*
Very nice.

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2008 08:01 PM


Girl Drink Drunk Feb 8th, 2008 08:08 PM

Getting my drink on tonight.

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2008 08:12 PM

Not me. I'm a bit sick, it's freezing fucking cold outside, and I don't really feel like getting sloshed this weekend. Going to be a nice, boring, relaxing weekend.

MattJack Feb 8th, 2008 08:16 PM

I just got a brand new job! So I had my first 4 shots in 39 days!

Emu Feb 8th, 2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 530819)

That is the most depressing fucking thing I have ever read.

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2008 08:38 PM

It's funnier if you hate Calvin and Hobbes, yeah

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2008 09:11 PM

:pagebrak

MarioRPG Feb 9th, 2008 03:59 PM

THAT ISN'T FUNNY GW

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2008 04:02 PM

I THOUGHT THAT THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE PICTURE

Guitar Woman Feb 9th, 2008 05:19 PM

I didn't!

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 530965)
I am Legend with Will Smith, just a rip off of Cast Away and 28 weeks later, so boring stranded alone acting, oh except for the dog her perform was great but she didn't speaking

:themoreyouknow

Tadao Feb 9th, 2008 07:27 PM

So he slips in and out of grammar. Uh huh...

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 07:40 PM

It's the internet, I hardly notice failings in grammar.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2008 07:55 PM

NO HOMO

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 08:00 PM

SAYS THE GUY THAT LIKES TO GIVE OTHER GUYS CUM BROWNIES

Asila Feb 9th, 2008 08:07 PM

Quote:

CUM BROWNIES
I saw that on Martha Stewart!

:notfunny

Oh, SCREW YOU.

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2008 08:17 PM


Tadao Feb 9th, 2008 08:20 PM

I like em dipped in a hot glass of piss.

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2008 08:21 PM

I went to McDonalds the other day and saw a guy fighting ghosts with his hands :eek

Asila Feb 9th, 2008 08:26 PM

I saw something like that once in a line for a taxi (this was in Hong Kong, where everything is either taxis or mass transit)--this guy got in line, started slapping himself repeatedly, over and over, got to the front of the line (which was about 10 minutes) got out of line, went to the back and started it all over again.

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2008 08:32 PM

I bet he did that just so someone will notice him and make a post about him on some internet messageboard.

WELL; MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BUDDY!

Seven Force Feb 9th, 2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 530819)



fuck you

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2008 08:55 PM

sevenforce, PUB SAID YOU WERE DEAD :eek

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2008 08:59 PM

ghosts :eek

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 09:00 PM

HE IS, I'M USING HIS ACCOUNT TO SAY STUFF :eek

Seven Force Feb 9th, 2008 09:04 PM

its true he iis

Seven Force Feb 9th, 2008 09:06 PM

guitar woman is generally a worthless ass kiss and i have to use an alt to spare his/her/it feelings

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 09:27 PM

I THINK THAT BUT CAN NEVER SAY IT AS ME! AMAZING, YES?

Guitar Woman Feb 9th, 2008 10:32 PM

oh hey is it time to change all of my internet contact peripherals again already

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 10:41 PM

OHNO BABY, MU FEELINGS FOR YOU ARE NOTHING BUT LOVE! :love

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 12:12 AM

So I'm going to the Portland Scientology protest tomorrow

I thought the thing had lost steam, but it's gotten big enough to stretch out to my neck of the woods :o

You guys wish me luck, yeah?

Chojin Feb 10th, 2008 12:31 AM

here's hoping you don't get taken away in a big white van!

Alive Feb 10th, 2008 12:37 AM

Being that your post was on a page break the first thing that came to mind was what did seth do now. but i went back and seen it was gw..

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 530980)
:themoreyouknow

Whats the problem honey, i'm traying so hard to understand what you guys writting, i nevercareless about how i write, what the fuck is this? magazine class?

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 01:39 AM

Wood luck Guitarrist woman

Emu Feb 10th, 2008 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 531045)
Whats the problem honey, i'm traying so hard to understand what you guys writting, i nevercareless about how i write, what the fuck is this? magazine class?

i don't even know what to say to this but it's funnier than anything i've ever read

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 02:40 AM

no, i really suck writting english he was right

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 02:43 AM

so what are you doing a saturday night anyway?

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2008 03:43 AM

watchin ron paul videos on le youtube :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2008 10:50 AM

Don't fuck with Scientologists. Seriously.

I got a Nokia n800 and now it does everything I want it to do. YAY!

terrva Feb 10th, 2008 10:52 AM

Hey guys, i heard Ron Paul can fit his whole fist in his mouth! Do you think this is true or not?

Emu Feb 10th, 2008 11:12 AM

ronpaul 200 and 8

MetalMilitia Feb 10th, 2008 11:15 AM

I heard Ron Paul opposes church-state separation.

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 11:43 AM

So I decided just now that I am too lazy to go downtown and put up porn of L Ron Hubbard and Xenu

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 12:21 PM

Thank you guest #122349871325987 for bringing this thread back to my attention

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13838

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 12:27 PM

Oh GW, you fail. ;(

ElPila666, I was nerd laughing at your observations about the movie. You're from Argentina,why the hell would I make fun of your English? On the Internet of all places.

Guys, I just had a dream that I was supposed to meet Max Burbank at a bookstore, so I went early so I could already have his book when he arrived. I waited for them to ask for my money for ages, but I didn't mind as I was chatting to the other customers, but then Burbank turned up & I asked the staff why I didn't yet own the book. They were all "I'm sorry, but it doesn't appear to be on our computers, would you like this book of crappy poetry instead?" & I was all "But the book is right there, just let me pay for it." Then Max said something funny that made everyone look at him oddly, so I gave up & suggested we went to a bar & Max insisted on Bourbon shots, & it was pretty cool.

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 12:30 PM

well, I had to have been out the door an hour ago if I wanted to get there on time, and I'm still not even fully awake yet.

If Anon wants to be able to do something mabye they shouldn't require that people have to get up so fucking early to protest with them.

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 12:38 PM

What time is early?

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 12:40 PM

10:30 AM

shut the fuck up it's early for the weekend >:

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 12:41 PM

The fact that I slept mabye 4 hours last night wouldn't help my disposition much either

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 12:49 PM

As today is monday, I just got up at 5:30 am. >:

At the weekend I slept to 2 in the afternoon. :x

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 12:52 PM

I forgot that you're from a million hours in the future

Codiekitty Feb 10th, 2008 01:36 PM

terrva's avatar reminds me of Mask de Smith from Killer7.


Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 01:43 PM

Terrva's avatar would've been Rorschach's mask if Alan Moore had developed his pancake fetish five years earlier.

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 01:44 PM

Terrva is a Zomboid character from when we all wanted to be from Finland. ;(

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 01:45 PM


Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531129)

Learn to count much?

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 02:02 PM

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"


Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 02:03 PM

"We should have each other to tea huh?!"


Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 02:03 PM

"We should have each other with cream!"



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