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Dr. Boogie Mar 14th, 2008 07:58 PM

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Tadao Mar 14th, 2008 08:02 PM

It's like Jedi Scum telling Fat Hippo a joke.

executioneer Mar 14th, 2008 10:00 PM

it's like raiaiiin on your wedding day

Tadao Mar 14th, 2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 437844)
I'm getting a bunny rabbit today. A dwarf bunny to be exact. :O



they stay small
& they're the cutest things EVER.

I went to the pet store yesterday to look at 'em and I think I want the grey one. He had the cutetest faceee, and was very nice and playful.

I think ima name him Desperado!

Pics?

liquidstatik Mar 14th, 2008 11:11 PM

it froze to death :lol

liquidstatik Mar 14th, 2008 11:12 PM

it was pretty sad :( muh dad was like "ITS HOT IN THIS ROOOM," but it was just right for desperado :x

liquidstatik Mar 14th, 2008 11:12 PM

:( :( :(

Tadao Mar 14th, 2008 11:19 PM

He's out building fences :(

Tadao Mar 14th, 2008 11:21 PM

er, I mean ridin' fences. I used to think it was building fences when I was a kid because what the fuck is ridin' fences?

Tadao Mar 14th, 2008 11:22 PM

although bunnies ride along rails when dogs chase them on dog track.

Tadao Mar 14th, 2008 11:22 PM


Pub Lover Mar 14th, 2008 11:24 PM


Zomboid Mar 14th, 2008 11:52 PM

Fuck sake.

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 14th, 2008 11:53 PM

It's like where Slipknot was founded. No lie :(

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 538680)
Fuck sake.

I would too! :eek

We're like peas in a pod! :eek

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2008 12:22 AM

:lol

Emu Mar 15th, 2008 01:22 AM

It's like chicken nuggets without barbecue.

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2008 01:56 AM

Quote:

It's like Jedi Scum telling Fat Hippo a joke.
Tadao I love you

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538679)

that grl is smoooookin :o

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 02:32 AM

I kno rite! u me & Z-Man all teh holz

Sam Mar 15th, 2008 02:42 AM

It's like a sentence with no concl

executioneer Mar 15th, 2008 03:01 AM

it's like LIVING in a LIVING NIGHTMARE!!! ;_;

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:34 AM

i remember in that part in one of thsoe movies [idk which ones they suuuck], her ass was on screen for like 10 minutes :eek

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:35 AM


liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:35 AM

that one :O

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kULccxr2N1I
0:25 :eek

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 03:53 AM

Pixels Not Nipples :looked

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 03:53 AM

Oh wow the :loo emoticon. I forgot about you. Sorry guy.

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:13 AM

w/e

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 04:17 AM

YEAH!

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:21 AM


liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:21 AM

i've been j*rkin off to nick at night the last few days ;_;

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 04:27 AM

I've been w*nkin over you not logging into IM all day & now I'm going to sl**p. >:

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:29 AM

UUUUUUHH I'V BEEN ON IT FOR LIKE A HOUR AND U RNOT ONLINE >:

RaNkeri Mar 15th, 2008 04:33 AM


liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:34 AM

holy sh*t :O

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:35 AM

heaven to me would be an island of underage celebs that all want my d&ck and each others p*ssys 24/7 :x

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:36 AM

I'MG OIN TO SLEEP THO, G'NIGHTTTT 8]

RaNkeri Mar 15th, 2008 04:38 AM

Hi, how are you doing? Why don't you have a seat over there?



EDIT: So, apparently there's a connection between Chris Hansen and Tubgirl :eek

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 04:40 AM



closet case

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2008 04:44 AM

I was going to find a screenshot of Rammy complaining about her pager but now I will have to wait 23 MORE POSTS >:

RaNkeri Mar 15th, 2008 04:46 AM

22 posts left :rolleyes

executioneer Mar 15th, 2008 04:47 AM

NEW AVATEAR BECAUSE ACHEWOOD IS GREAT

i listened to that one part of that dang elvis song on loop to fix the timing like a million times and now im not even sure i care for it anymore

fools rush in you and me are ON A BREAK >:

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2008 05:28 AM

I should really get back in the habit of reading Achewood. The last one I can remember was when Mr Bear had the Star Wars tatoo which was ages ago

ElPila666 Mar 15th, 2008 07:13 AM

I need to get myself a star Wars tatto in the culo, one of Master Yoda

WhiteRat Mar 15th, 2008 09:14 AM

Just get this entire picture done instead:


MetalMilitia Mar 15th, 2008 11:38 AM

Oh fuck, I just did something really stupid.

I was trying to invite a friend of mine over to my house tonight via MSN, found out he wasn't doing anything, arranged for him to bring over Super Smash Bros' and a Wii and stuff, then I asked him what time I should pick him up. He said "you have a car?".

Turns out I'd been speaking to someone completely different (Remember Dudefather who used to post on these boards?) who I'd only ever spoken too once or twice before over MSN a couple of years ago.

Apparently he though I was someone else too. It's just a good job I asked if I should pick him up or he might've shown up at his friend's house later on tonight :lol

Evil Robot Mar 15th, 2008 12:50 PM

OK, I've read enough analogies, I think I understand what "Iowa" is. I guess its safe to day I would have more fun on saint patricks day at home in New York. Shit.

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 12:54 PM

Oh! On Saint Patrick's day is totally different!

It's like finding a cheerleader tied up in your closet.

Evil Robot Mar 15th, 2008 01:00 PM

Live or dead?

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 01:16 PM

In a coma!

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 01:36 PM

yeah i hate when i say "wait 'til whitneys in dallas, and we'll f*ck ;]" to whitney :x

Emu Mar 15th, 2008 02:03 PM

It's like getting the last slice of pizza.

ElPila666 Mar 15th, 2008 02:25 PM

Liquid i took your page barack obama as an avatar since he's doing the i-mockery sign, i think is cool :)

ElPila666 Mar 15th, 2008 02:27 PM

i hope you wont bothered

RaNkeri Mar 15th, 2008 02:30 PM

He's doing it wrong :/

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:37 PM

sorrry elpila we reserve ****** avatars for ******s only

R U A ******?

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:37 PM

oh wtf, N*GGERS

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:38 PM

cencosorship sucks, guys :(

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:39 PM

SLUR
African't
WUT THEY R
Blacks
MEANING
Unemployed/lazy Blacks

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:40 PM

:lol

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 02:49 PM

It's like a Thai prostitute without a penis.

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 02:51 PM

I used that alrady :(

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:53 PM

there should be a vote of wether or not theres word censors >:

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 533496)
Then you would think he would be good at it, this is one black person who doesn't frighten me. He's an Africant.

Jerk

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 02:57 PM

yeah like i ever read your posts :rolleyes

ElPila666 Mar 15th, 2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538783)
SLUR
African't
WUT THEY R
Blacks
MEANING
Unemployed/lazy Blacks

Is Porsche Monkeys still a racial slur?:confused:

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:04 PM

spic

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:04 PM

HOW BAISD

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 03:05 PM

******

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 03:06 PM



Weeeee find the censored words!

Sand******

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:07 PM

i think its only n*gger cuz rogs a pussy and i guess thinsk he'll get shot :rolleyes

Chojin Mar 15th, 2008 03:13 PM

it's only the N-WORD because kids on the internet think it's hilarious to be racist

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:14 PM

but n*gger isn't the only racist word ;<

Chojin Mar 15th, 2008 03:20 PM

it's the only one kids on the internet know about.

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:21 PM

:lol

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 03:22 PM

Chojin is a cranky ****** today.

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 03:22 PM

I GUSS THATS COOL

ElPila666 Mar 15th, 2008 03:39 PM

Then jap or chink are allowed, Why Eric? :(

executioneer Mar 15th, 2008 03:43 PM

man i was so happy when i found out how to get past the swear filter here even though they patched it up right away :(

ElPila666 Mar 15th, 2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538794)
spic

:sadfacemoticon

MattJack Mar 15th, 2008 03:52 PM

lol zomboid damn you and your sense making ability!!!!

Emu Mar 15th, 2008 05:09 PM

It's like punching a LARPer right in the balls.

pogwonking Mar 15th, 2008 05:46 PM

it the kingdom of the Lot Lizards....go there with protection Gun and Condoms for i speak from exprience and you dont wanna wake up with no clothes and pissing fire!

MarioRPG Mar 15th, 2008 06:06 PM

Look who's back

MarioRPG Mar 15th, 2008 06:08 PM

Cmon where are my homies at. Pub should've replied thrice by now.

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 06:13 PM

It's like banning a newcomer for being random.

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 06:19 PM

sup guy

Tadao Mar 15th, 2008 06:29 PM

Did you bring back my "package"?

MetalMilitia Mar 15th, 2008 08:31 PM

haha racism is pretty funny on the internet :lol :lol

MetalMilitia Mar 15th, 2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 538861)
racism

:lol

ElPila666 Mar 15th, 2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538799)
i think its only n*gger cuz rogs a pussy and i guess thinsk he'll get shot :rolleyes

Rog loves jamaican rasta reggae you know, i think thats why he doesn't like N word

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538723)
UUUUUUHH I'V BEEN ON IT FOR LIKE A HOUR AND U RNOT ONLINE >:

MSN? Because I don't have AIM on my laptop & I'm not going to install it for just two days a week. :(

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538726)
heaven to me would be an island of underage celebs that all want my d&ck and each others p*ssys 24/7 :x

& you're not even kidding. :(

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 538846)
Look who's back

Where you been?

Were you the guy that went to Cuba, or was that someone else?

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 538847)
Pub should've replied thrice by now.

I get one day a week to have a lie in & I abuse that ability rotton.

liquidstatik Mar 15th, 2008 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538867)
MSN? Because I don't have AIM on my laptop & I'm not going to install it for just two days a week. :(

oo, i dun ever use msn. ;_; SRRY ILL GET ON IT MORE OFTEN IS WEAR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538868)
& you're not even kidding. :(

:x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538869)
Who is that guy?

Is he a GWChan reference? >:

GWChan :lol

&& YES :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 15th, 2008 09:32 PM

Apparently Iowa is the "Hawkeye State". So that probably explains why Hawkeye the comic book character is pretty useless too.

How long are you in Iowa for?

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2008 09:33 PM

it's like a mod locking this shitty thread

Dr. Boogie Mar 15th, 2008 09:41 PM

It's like a mod not taking requests!


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