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Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 09:42 PM

Would everyone stop asking for threads to be locked? >:

It's dump it in the Chatroom and you know it!

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 09:45 PM

You can sick face it all you want, my buddy the FBI knows your real opinion on the subject.

He just showed me this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/197/

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 10:06 PM


Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 538806)
tadao are you secretly fartin mowler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 538808)
yes :(

I called this already. ;)

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 538742)
It's like George Clinton with Monica Lewinsky affair, the guy deserves a second chance, in Argentina that's happens all the time and some poticians get divorced but they remain in their charge then they rent the younger whores to celebrate, great sucess

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Blanco (Post 538749)
You mean Bill Clinton. I don't think people would be all that shocked or appalled if George Clinton got caught splooging on a fat assed white girl.

To be fair George Clinton is way more famous.

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 15th, 2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 538793)
Is Porsche Monkeys still a racial slur?:confused:

That error in grammar totally made me lol.

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2008 10:30 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 15th, 2008 11:00 PM

It's like the hole in the middle of a doughnut.

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2008 11:44 PM

HELLO MARIORPG HOW WAS YOUR CUBAN ADVENTURE

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 12:07 AM

So he was that guy?

Cool.

Chojin Mar 16th, 2008 12:21 AM

42 people are reading this thread
 
DON'T FUCK THIS ONE UP, OKAY

YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP, PEOPLE ARE WATCHING



MAKE ME A PRETTY SALAD

Emu Mar 16th, 2008 12:22 AM

watch this space

Chojin Mar 16th, 2008 12:45 AM

ONLY 33 NOW

FUCK

GOD DAMNIT


GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS

COULD YOU JUST ONCE FUCKING KICK IT

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2008 12:50 AM

SHH IF THEY SEE THIS THEY MIGHT REGISTER AND START POSTING >:

Tadao Mar 16th, 2008 12:51 AM

I'm playing on the internet!

Evil Robot Mar 16th, 2008 01:10 AM

It's like Chojin diddling a cat's butt hole with his tounge because it's soft and cuddley.

Evil Robot Mar 16th, 2008 01:20 AM

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Chojin Mar 16th, 2008 01:39 AM

HOW DARE YOU

Chojin Mar 16th, 2008 01:39 AM


Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 01:45 AM

That dude is really cute. :love

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 01:48 AM

manly tears

Tadao Mar 16th, 2008 01:48 AM

You can see me in the bottom corner trying to hide my face when the show Cheaters burst in. :(

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 01:50 AM

why'd you tear off her horn

I bet that hurt >:

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 01:56 AM

Wait! That dude is a chick? :wah

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 01:57 AM

So the Ides of March Scientology Protests happened today.

I was planning on showing up in rollerskates to become an internet celebrity, but then I didn't.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 538905)
It's like Chojin diddling a cat's butt hole with his tounge because it's soft and cuddley.

Burbank Kisses!



Oh & hey I'm reading the mockwars for the first time. ;(

Chojin Mar 16th, 2008 02:01 AM

you don't say!

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 02:01 AM

Baby, if you were less sexy you would really suck.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 02:01 AM

Chojin too, I guess. ;)

Chojin Mar 16th, 2008 02:11 AM

okay thanks for the porn I had to delete evil robit, you do that again and you're doing



HAAAARD TIME

Tadao Mar 16th, 2008 02:30 AM

Yeah dude, that was messed up.

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 02:58 AM

MAX BURBANK SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE HE IS IN CERTAIN LOCATIONS

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 03:54 AM

oh man i missd it

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 16th, 2008 08:36 AM

The officer kinda looks like John Goodman.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538937)
oh man i missd it

You wouldn't have been into it, she was a bit old for you.

A few million years. :eek

Seriously, cradle of life porn. It Was Hawt!

Sacks Mar 16th, 2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 538922)
okay thanks for the porn I had to delete evil robit, you do that again and you're doing



HAAAARD TIME

Eight year olds, dude.

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538948)
You wouldn't have been into it, she was a bit old for you.

A few million years. :eek

Seriously, cradle of life porn. It Was Hawt!

deads hot too :eek

Chojin Mar 16th, 2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 538951)
Eight year olds, dude.

Shut up, dude.

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2008 02:38 PM

I'm not reading this thread as a protest.

Fat_Hippo Mar 16th, 2008 02:39 PM

Against what? Or just in general?

Sacks Mar 16th, 2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 538958)
Shut up, dude.

You didn't HAVE to pick the extremely John Goodman-esque action figure.

Edit: Well I guess you did, I could have sworn there were less portly Big Boss Mans out there.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 538734)
I should really get back in the habit of reading Achewood. The last one I can remember was when Mr Bear had the Star Wars tatoo which was ages ago

While there are some stand out greats, like the one in Willie's avatar, overall I'd recommend this method of letting a backlog build up & readinging it in a big lump. Onstad hates updating.

Also, what is up with the comments feature? Way too many idiots. :lol

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2008 04:03 PM

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery#Forums

Woo #7 I'm famouse :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 04:07 PM

I never get on that list. :(

executioneer Mar 16th, 2008 04:11 PM

well just make zomboid mad/annoyed and i'm sure he'll edit you in

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 04:14 PM

I would, but we're in the middle of an ignore off.

Evil Robot Mar 16th, 2008 04:23 PM

That wasn't porn it was a photo of a museum of natural history exhibit. It was Australopithicus, therefore not a human. Speaking of porn, arent you the one responsible for my user pic?

DuFresne Mar 16th, 2008 04:27 PM

So that isn't actually supposed to be John Goodman? It looks so much like him that I assumed it was a novelty fugure from some movie I'd never seen.

Sam Mar 16th, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 538974)

THAT COULD BE ANYONE.

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

6. A male forum troll who after being banned 3 different times comes back impersonating a female who the number 5 falls in love with
:D

Zomboid Mar 16th, 2008 04:39 PM

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Xydexx

Do we have yet another hilarious character, or is he the genuine article?

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 04:45 PM

Oh, man, Cartoon Network's finally airing Miyazaki again

This might even make up for Chop Socky Chooks >:

MattJack Mar 16th, 2008 04:48 PM

IM SORRY I THOUGHT YOGA WAS LOW IMPACT SILLY ME

Also I didn't realize that every yoga/stretching/low impact exercise class used your lower back or couldn't help you out by giving you different exercises for substitution, silly me :rolleyes



Yall are right. Tadao, go buy a wii IMMEDIATELY :lol

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 04:48 PM

dammit girl, learn to count. >:

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 04:49 PM

it's ok, someone hilarious will edit a hilarious image into my post to make it hilarious

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 04:50 PM

They better! >:

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who?
man, if guitar woman says you're the gayest you are pretty gay

...

Zomboid Mar 16th, 2008 05:00 PM

We should start going to the gym to hand out wii pamphlets. They can save money by not paying gym dues and get the same exercise by swinging around the wiimote! It's a fun way to exercise! Personally, I can't handle doing any kind of weight lifting or running unless there is a way to make it into a game.

Edit: Last night I was asking one of my friends about some kick boxing classes he took during the summer. I should've called him a fag for that and suggested wii boxing instead.

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 05:09 PM

It's from another forum.

I'm a celebrity there, too!

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 05:11 PM


Zomboid Mar 16th, 2008 05:16 PM


HE'S A REAL BOXER AND I BET HE GOT SO GOOD AND IN SHAPE BY PLAYING WII

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 05:17 PM

I DON'T CARE THAT YOU CHEAT ON ME ALL THE TIME, I STILL LOVE YOU BABY! :love

:(

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 05:18 PM


Zomboid Mar 16th, 2008 05:20 PM

THE GREAT THING ABOUT PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL FOR OVER A YEAR IS THAT IT FULFILLS MY WEIRD FETISHES!

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2008 05:21 PM

wow, you too?

RaNkeri Mar 16th, 2008 05:29 PM

Pub, you're weak >:

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 05:33 PM

Rankeri, do NOT come between a man and the boy he dresses as a girl and loves dearly. >:

Tadao Mar 16th, 2008 07:23 PM

It's not tentacle rape if she cums.

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 538987)
Oh, man, Cartoon Network's finally airing Miyazaki again

This might even make up for Chop Socky Chooks >:

I can relate!

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 07:36 PM

I HATE HAVING TO RETAG MUSIC >:

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 07:56 PM

I DON'T NEED NO VIP I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 07:56 PM

I DON'T NEED NO WHITE TEE I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 07:57 PM

I DON'T NEED NO PHAT CRIB I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 07:57 PM

I DON'T NEED NO FAM-ILY I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 07:58 PM

I DON'T NEED NO BAG OF WEED I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

WhiteRat Mar 16th, 2008 08:21 PM

God bless the Big Boss Man.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 538993)
Don't waste your money on a Wii dude that is for little kids, get a 360 IT HAS HALO 3 AND GEARS OF WAR DUDE.

Got one already, I don't use it though. I don't plat video games like I used too. I only want the Wii for physical therapy.

I understand this is too much for MattJack to comprehend. At one time MattJack, you where almost funny, but since you've been Zomboids bitch, all you do is tag along behind him and go "me too, me too, I'm funny see! Right Zomboid?"

Pathetic.

Zomboid Mar 16th, 2008 09:15 PM

This is truly a great thread.

Zomboid Mar 16th, 2008 09:19 PM

We just get along because we're like-minded and agree. It's like chojin, gw, liquid, pub, etc. Only instead of agreeing that we're all obsessed with cock, sexually confused, and probably spend too much time on the internet (with the exception of liquid. He's just fucked up), we agree that we're awesome and usually right.

Edit: As for actual exercise - The other night, my friends and I took a cab to a bar on other side of the city, got shitfaced, did the usual bar stuff (drinking, retard dancing, snorting coke off of dead hookers) and then walked back because we couldn't get a cab. It was roughly a 16 km hike and there was about a foot of snow in most places that we went. I suggest doing that!

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2008 09:20 PM

More like "Howl's Shitty Castle."

Zomboid Mar 16th, 2008 09:25 PM

By great thread, I meant "thread where I can only see every 5th or 6th post because the people I have on ignore fill up 80% of each page."

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:38 PM

I really don't like the Wii. :(

Or cock, for that matter.

haha, just kidding I LOVE THEM! :love

btw, not really. ;(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:39 PM

Seriously, Zomboid.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:40 PM

I know you don't read my posts, which is a pretty smart thing to do.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:40 PM

& you don't really comment on the main site so I assume you don't read it.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:41 PM

There are the guys you like, but they do seem to be posting less in the face of the shit spittle me & my ilk vomit everywhere.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:42 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2008 09:47 PM

I hate babies.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:52 PM

What did babies do to you, Jake?

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 539053)
I wasn't aware we were competing with 4chan/YTMND. I thought we were just posting shit.

Dude, now you know, you really have to lower your tone. Seriously, join us down here.


We all float.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloth (Post 536950)
SINGLE MALE 22YO SEEKS LIKEMINDED FEMALE FOR DRINKING AND CRYING IN FRONT OF RESPECTIVE COMPUTERS

NO TIME WASTERS!

:lol :tear

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2008 10:04 PM

FUCK

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 539057)
FUCK

Curse those molesting babies! Curse them good! >:

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 11:06 PM

:O

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 11:09 PM

Not those that molest babies, some of those duudes are ok.

I'm talking about those damn babies that molest. Curse those dudes!

Spoilers!

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 11:17 PM

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 11:19 PM

Exactly. ;)

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 11:27 PM

sup pub?

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2008 11:29 PM

just chillin @ home with a beer

watchin M*A*S*H & macking on Alan Alda

sup wit chu?

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2008 11:31 PM

hiiiigggh, eatin some mint chocolate pirouette thinggs,sippin coffee && watchin fresh prince :x
NEEDIN A CIGARETTE


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