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Noodles Mar 25th, 2008 11:46 PM

I just remembered that isketch sucks :(

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 542235)
someone should IM her with the text 'SEVEN DAAAAYS' and then block her ;<

(11:11:40 PM) Me:SEVEN DAAAAAAAAYS
(11:11:40 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(11:11:46 PM) Me:BITCH




;___;

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 12:13 AM

she probably killed herself right after my last transmission

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:39 AM

Sooooooooo...

What does 'irony' mean? :confused

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 02:41 AM

you surviving a trainwreck :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:43 AM

Am I a train safety inspector? No wait, I mean a train unsafety inspector

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:44 AM

& I told everyone the train was totally unsafe.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:45 AM

& that everyone would die.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:45 AM

Because I used science.

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 02:45 AM

:ROLLEYES

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:46 AM

Science that turned out to be wrong?

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 02:46 AM

that's not even possible :eek

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:47 AM

It just happened, so I guess it's a little possible.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:48 AM

Let's chalk today up as a win for Religion.

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 02:48 AM

wuz it a steam engine? :o

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:49 AM

I don't know. Let's ask Zomboid, you know, when he reads this page.

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 02:50 AM

idk make sure to edit any words that might offend him

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 02:54 AM

GW, AS YOU'RE READING, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE POSTING.

I KNOW THIS BACK & FORTH BETWEEN DANNY & ME IS GREAT, WELL IT'S MOSTLY MY FORTHING WITH A LITTLE DANNY BACK, BUT IT'S ALL GREAT, BUT YOU CAN MAKE IT A THREE-SOME NO PROBLEM.

AND ZOMBOID WILL STILL NOT SEE IT.

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:00 AM

oh, yeah, hi guys.

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 03:02 AM

soup /b/

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 03:03 AM

:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:04 AM

who goes to /b/

I mean, eesh

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:04 AM

I actually found a really pretty girl on that stupid website, but I don't think she cares :<

http://pics2.vampirefreaks.com/-/-i/...-/24790684.jpg

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 03:06 AM

i'd fuck herrrrrrr :O

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 03:09 AM

wait idk she looks kinda tubby

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:09 AM

I would form a positive relationship encompassing love and companionship with her, and accept any sex that happened to come along

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:10 AM

and yes, she is a plus sized lady

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 03:11 AM


Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:12 AM

Oh, Gerard, hold me in your frail, womanly arms

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:12 AM

and then euthanize me because I have been bitten by vampires

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 03:13 AM

ANGRY FACES AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SOUL MATE BULLSHIT

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 03:19 AM

I want to looooooooooove

Tadao Mar 26th, 2008 03:23 AM

Wash your hair.

ElPila666 Mar 26th, 2008 05:12 AM

Is he wearing a wig?

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 12:48 PM

how dare you

Fathom Zero Mar 26th, 2008 01:10 PM

I bet she has a strap-on.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 01:11 PM

You would win that bet. ;)

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:23 PM

i tried using a dildo once but i couldn't get it in there at ALL ;<

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 01:24 PM

you have to lube it up some, silly

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:28 PM

i DID though, but idk it was a pretty big one and i can usuallyy only get like one finger int here anyway :x

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 01:50 PM

You have to relax, try thinking about taking a really big shit.

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:52 PM

thats what i was thinking i mean my shits are so much bigger than dicks if they come out you'd thikn i could get it in there idk ill try again tonight ;_______;;

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2008 01:53 PM

whoops!

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 01:58 PM

Infractions all around for this conversation. :x

Misdemonar Mar 26th, 2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 542337)
i tried using a dildo once but i couldn't get it in there at ALL ;<

: D

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2008 08:24 PM

So a kid I was friends with way back in elementary school is the lead male vocalist/guitar player in his band and they're putting out their first EP on Friday.

I really hate their type of music, but for some reason since I know the guy I can't help but find it absolutely capitivating and I've been listening to their stuff on their myspace page like all day >:

I also believe that, if by some chance they become successful, he will be the whitest black male vocal lead in a band ever (watch out Hootie :eek)

Obviously this can't be of any interest to anyone else but me, so I'm only providing their Myspace page link so that I can hold a contest to see if anyone can find ANY BLACK GUY EVER that sounds any less black than this ("Submarines" is a good song for this). Also, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doesn't count, sorry :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Mar 26th, 2008 08:27 PM

Rick Ashtley

note: He sound black to me, kind of like SEAL.

nevermind I listened to the one you said, that is embarassingly white

There was a white guy on Seinfeld that Elaine though was black. He might win.

bigtimecow Mar 26th, 2008 10:48 PM

guys, i have ladybugs in my room

every night i find atleast one dead one and see another flying around. should i be concerned? :(

Tadao Mar 26th, 2008 10:50 PM

Yes, you have atheds in your bedroom, that's gross.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 10:54 PM

T-Dawg, Terra would be your perfect match if she wasn't pregenant now & high off the hormones.

Unless you have tocophilia.

Tadao Mar 26th, 2008 10:58 PM



Hah, I like my women afraid and running away.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 10:59 PM

I like my pages broken.

Fathom Zero Mar 26th, 2008 11:08 PM

It's not love without punches.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2008 11:22 PM

I NEED MOTIVATION TO STUDY :(

I had some candy I was saving for milestones but I ate it already >:

bigtimecow Mar 27th, 2008 12:20 AM

atheds?

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 12:29 AM

Aphids

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 542525)
I NEED MOTIVATION TO STUDY :(

I had some candy I was saving for milestones but I ate it already >:

Don't, only losers study unless it's one hour before the test.

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2008 01:17 AM

Seriously, dude. My scores go down when I study.

Guitar Woman Mar 27th, 2008 02:38 AM

DJing again :o

http://72.36.142.115:8100/listen.pls

MetalMilitia Mar 27th, 2008 05:18 AM

I'm off to Amsterdam for a few days. :weed :hookers

MarioRPG Mar 27th, 2008 10:16 AM

Jesus i'm posting from my cellphone and this is just Brutal. willies sig Takes up like 3 Screens. but i heart you guys so i powered through.

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 542443)
There was a white guy on Seinfeld that Elaine though was black. He might win.

It's a gray area but this one will win until someone finds a video of Seven Force

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:10 PM


GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 04:11 PM

Did he run away to SomethingAwful or something (awful)?

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:12 PM

Not a video, but it is animated.

Every 72 seconds it has a split second of that picture of his cock.

Sam Mar 27th, 2008 04:14 PM

Yeah Pub, an animated JPEG. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:18 PM

Not everyone checks the file extension of images.

Plus I don't feel like being banned for posting Seven Force's cock. >:

Today, anyway.

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 04:18 PM

Jpegs can have animated frames, it's just not practical. :dork

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 542642)
code doesn't work dumb ass, real clever :rollseyes

Uh oh! Newbs can see our secret vet codes? :eek

When did that happen?

WE GOTTA FIX THIS! >:

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:23 PM

Code:

Whoops all that whould have been in code
BUT IT'S NOT WORKING! :eek

Chojin Mar 27th, 2008 04:23 PM

it must have happened when we did all that upright citizens crap.

i'll have to check the vet lab for hash errors, hold on

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 04:30 PM

my gigh plated armor, gone :(

Chojin Mar 27th, 2008 04:32 PM

everything checked out, I'll bring this up with the gigh council when we meet later this month.

Tadao Mar 27th, 2008 04:43 PM

It happened since before I signed up. You guys are gay.

Chojin Mar 27th, 2008 04:47 PM

I don't want to make a thread about this:

We don't really have a system in place that details exactly what happens to secret santa misfits. What do you guys propose?

Here's what it states: You will be banned and not allowed to participate in future events.

What actually happens: You will be banned a month after the fact, put on the event blacklist group, and then sometime 3+ months later, an admin who doesn't know the particulars of the issue will unban you when you ask them to.

So, what should the rules really be?

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 542677)
It happened since before I signed up.

You guys are gay.

It would be cool if you kept unrelated items on separate lines, it helps reduce confusion in shithead noobshits, you shit. SHIT.

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:48 PM

Oh fuck you page break. >:

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:49 PM


Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 542678)
I don't want to make a thread about this:

We don't really have a system in place that details exactly what happens to secret santa misfits. What do you guys propose?

Here's what it states: You will be banned and not allowed to participate in future events.

What actually happens: You will be banned a month after the fact, put on the event blacklist group, and then sometime 3+ months later, an admin who doesn't know the particulars of the issue will unban you when you ask them to.

So, what should the rules really be?

I only read tha last page of this thread, so I'll quote Chojin.

Tadao Mar 27th, 2008 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542679)
It would be cool if you kept unrelated items on separate lines, it helps reduce confusion in shithead noobshits, you shit. SHIT.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542680)
Oh fuck you page break. >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542681)

<3

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 542678)
I don't want to make a thread about this:

We don't really have a system in place that details exactly what happens to secret santa misfits. What do you guys propose?

Here's what it states: You will be banned and not allowed to participate in future events.

What actually happens: You will be banned a month after the fact, put on the event blacklist group, and then sometime 3+ months later, an admin who doesn't know the particulars of the issue will unban you when you ask them to.

So, what should the rules really be?

People who don't post pictures are banned until they do so. People who don't send gifts go to hell forever (without a resonable excuse) and have a signature that says so.

how's that?

Dr. Boogie Mar 27th, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 542678)
We don't really have a system in place that details exactly what happens to secret santa misfits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
By signing, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
Signing represents a contract. If you fail to uphold your end of the contract, you will be permanently banned from the forums, and possibly tracked down and sodomized.

In case anyone was wondering the punishment for Secret Santa screwups.

Tadao Mar 27th, 2008 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 542688)
People who don't post pictures are banned until they do so. People who don't send gifts go to hell forever (without a resonable excuse) and have a signature that says so.

how's that?

;_;

Guitar Woman Mar 27th, 2008 05:31 PM

I think the Secret Santa punishment is a little harsh, personally

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2008 05:42 PM

Next year, I'm fine if I don't get a present.

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2008 05:44 PM

I agree with GADZOOKS in that people who don't send gifts get permanently banned with no excuses, but people who didn't actually rip anyone off but didn't provide photos/video in a timely manner will get banned until they do provide photos/video.

That seems a lot more reasonable since the current punishment is perfectly fine for one case yet a little too severe for the other case.

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 05:48 PM

Guys, for some reason some guy named Tadao is mad at me for giving him a fake INFRACTION. I, however, am humorless and without Jixby I ask you how to own this guy.

I already used my "old" card and I did the "depressing/dumb" bit, and I quite don't want to throw out the low blow that is "meth addict" quite just yet.

Please hurry, vets must stick together!

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2008 05:49 PM

Tell him to go fly a kite!

Tadao Mar 27th, 2008 05:50 PM

No, I'm not mad at you. I just see weakness in you.

Sam Mar 27th, 2008 05:50 PM

I told him to pull out the meth addict thing first. :(

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 05:50 PM

lol, thanks milhouse :)

Guitar Woman Mar 27th, 2008 05:50 PM

is this what it's like when I get in a pissing contest with Zomboid

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2008 05:51 PM

I SEE WEAKNESS IN YOUR ASS

:HIGHFIVE

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 542715)
No, I'm not mad at you. I just see weakness in you.

I'm weak when I'm bored to death. THANKS! :lol

Tadao Mar 27th, 2008 05:51 PM

Haha Gw thinks it's witty.

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 05:52 PM

can we move that thread into here, because I don't want the new people to see how weak I am

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 06:01 PM

whoops I better edit that with this


Dr. Boogie Mar 27th, 2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 542700)
I think the Secret Santa punishment is a little harsh, personally

No one who signed up did, else they wouldn't have signed up for it in the first place.

Chojin Mar 27th, 2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 542689)
In case anyone was wondering the punishment for Secret Santa screwups.

Okay, but who have we actually permanently banned over secret santa yet? When I say we don't specify the consequences, what I really mean is that we don't say what we actually mean. I inferred that in the post, but I know you're just being a difficult young man.

The fact is that it's extremely shitty to not hold up your end of the bargain, but people who are interesting on a forum don't necessarily have to be responsible people. These people are going to enter secret santa either way, so does it really make sense for us to ban them for infinity and beyond if they're still cool people, just not tremendously trustworthy people?

It seems to me that as i-mockery's part of the bargain, it's up to the site to provide for people that get shafted - stickers, tees, whatever. Beyond that, I feel the offenders should be banned for a little bit as punishment and certainly shouldn't be allowed to enter any events again, but I don't understand what a permanent ban is supposed to accomplish beyond a ban with an expiration date. They're already never going to do it again - that's why we have the event blacklist.

Furthermore, I'm the guy that originally drafted the rules for secret santa. I'm just saying that we should probably review whether the rules still make sense.

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2008 07:55 PM

I know I'm defending my gay boyfriend again who I am nothing with, but Jixby during that two month span was probably online twice and spent most his time dealing with outside issues. He actually did make a video (not the one that was posted) but couldn't get the editing software to work with his new computer. I know life is tough for everyone, no one else had a problem, but I think Jixby has too many high expectations after his 2006 videos that he didn't have the time to put into the effort he did back then and it probably would of been more dissapointing (at least for him) to just post pictures to save himself from being banned.

If its too bad for him, I'm fine with that. I'm just saying next year they should be adjusted a tad.


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