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liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2008 03:58 PM




liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2008 03:59 PM

A WONDERFUL PAGE BREAK 8]

Misdemonar Apr 1st, 2008 04:01 PM




Misdemonar Apr 1st, 2008 04:03 PM

delicous :OOOO

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2008 04:04 PM

It's like Christmas!

Misdemonar Apr 1st, 2008 04:05 PM

I used to have some panama red, but then the cops took it :(

liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2008 04:15 PM

:lol that purrple looks nice :O

Misdemonar Apr 1st, 2008 04:17 PM

thanks, but it's not mine :(

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2008 04:21 PM

Amidst all the pot, there's a banner for last-memories.com memorial site at the top of my page. RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2008 04:25 PM

well im hiiigh and hungry, SO AFK MAN BURGERKING

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2008 04:25 PM

Didn't you get ordered to make Zorak's eyes spin in your sig?

Misdemonar Apr 1st, 2008 04:57 PM

I don't know how to :(

Tadao Apr 1st, 2008 05:19 PM

Hey Asila! :boob :boob

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2008 05:38 PM

HEY NOW

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Young people with an interest in computers can easily be seduced by online gangs, an online security consultant warns.

The comments follow the case of a teenager who has admitted six charges relating to introducing hidden programs into more than 1 million computers worldwide, causing an estimated economic loss of $26 million.

Police say Owen Thor Walker, 18, was paid $40,000 to develop the software used.

Computer security analyst Brett Moore says though it is unusual for a New Zealander to be involved in such a high-profile scam, online crime is commonplace.

Mr Moore says criminal gangs are treating the internet as just another tool to extort money.

"This sort of thing just goes on constantly … The old mafias and organised crime gangs are just moving to new territory, using the same tricks to get more money."

AS OF NOW ALL OF YOU ARE MEMBERS OF THE I-MOCKERY CRIME SYNDICATE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! :crime

What do you want your silly middle name to be?

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2008 05:44 PM

"Pasty" or "Jingler"

MarioRPG Apr 1st, 2008 05:44 PM

Online gangs? That sounds pretty dangerous :o I mean really

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2008 05:46 PM

THIS IS SEDUCTION! YOU WILL CRIME, CRIME ALL NIGHT!

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 1st, 2008 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 544034)
Amidst all the pot, there's a banner for last-memories.com memorial site at the top of my page. RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.


Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2008 06:32 PM

"Crime" is one of my middle names, next to "Pasty" or "Jingler."

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2008 08:01 PM

Jake The Crime Jingler Busey Jnr?

liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2008 08:53 PM

so where can i join this gang?

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2008 08:58 PM

You're already in the gang, and if I ever get caught Imma naming you as the ring leader & gettin some sorta plea-bargain.

Ninjavenom Apr 1st, 2008 10:21 PM

nigga, i STARTED the gang

Asila Apr 1st, 2008 10:26 PM

Tadao!
Am I in the gang too, because I want a middle name that has something to do with balls.

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2008 10:37 PM

i committed suicide today, rofl APRILE FOOLS

I'll be in the gang my middle name will be TWEEZER :picklehat

executioneer Apr 1st, 2008 10:38 PM

man its a good thing i already changed my title to johnny phonecalls :lol

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2008 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 544124)
Better the jibblies than an erection, though.

:lol

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 01:50 AM

4D is down, and yous guys ain't even talking ;_______;

executioneer Apr 2nd, 2008 01:55 AM

who's down

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 01:57 AM

I've been on the internet since 6:30 :(

I feel pretty depressed about this :(

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 02:00 AM

i've been on since 9am :(

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 02:01 AM

but its nothing new ;<

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 544147)
who's down

4 Dimensions :x

executioneer Apr 2nd, 2008 02:03 AM

what is that a mmo

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 02:04 AM

idk i guess, it's a mud. :x i wouldn't call it massively multiplayer, as theres only like 15 or so people ever online at the same time ;<

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 02:06 AM

Man I've got to make an outline for a powerpoint presentation I got to do in three weeks. >:

Presentations suck because not only am I incredibly awkward when I attempt to speak in public but it also completely prevents me from further pretending that I know what I'm doing in the class :x

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544149)
i've been on since 9am :(

:x

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 02:12 AM

iknorite, and i dont even do anything productive either :x

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 02:14 AM

Yeah I know that's part of the reason why I'm so :( about it :x

And I've been completely bored the whole time :x :x

Especially on here where nobody's been posting in the last few hours >:

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 02:17 AM

hahaha, exactly :(

i just sit here, staring at the screen, hitting F5 'til I see a new post :x

and then i ignore it if it isn't in the chat thread :x

Fat_Hippo Apr 2nd, 2008 07:06 AM

It's like an amazing new drug!:hypno

Fathom Zero Apr 2nd, 2008 07:38 AM

Good Morning!

Fat_Hippo Apr 2nd, 2008 08:48 AM

Morning? Oh, right.

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 10:20 AM

mornin 8]

Grislygus Apr 2nd, 2008 01:18 PM

Man, this Octogonopus guy is irritating me.

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 01:37 PM

Try reading Fat_Hippo's posts sometime.

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 01:38 PM

dont do it man :x

WhiteRat Apr 2nd, 2008 01:46 PM


Fathom Zero Apr 2nd, 2008 03:40 PM



I guess we know who's having a good time!

Asila Apr 2nd, 2008 04:54 PM

Smexy

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544159)
Yeah I know that's part of the reason why I'm so :( about it :x

And I've been completely bored the whole time :x :x

Especially on here where nobody's been posting in the last few hours >:

>:
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544160)
hahaha, exactly :(

i just sit here, staring at the screen, hitting F5 'til I see a new post :x

and then i ignore it if it isn't in the chat thread :x

>:

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 06:37 PM

WHAT >:

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 06:43 PM

NO ONE IS POSTING IN THIS THREAD? YET THERE ARE PEOPLE READING IT?

CRIMES!

MetalMilitia Apr 2nd, 2008 06:55 PM

It just occurred to me that the storyline of Red Heat is almost identical to that of K9.

MetalMilitia Apr 2nd, 2008 07:00 PM

And the storyline of K9 is almost identical to that of K9:2... possibly called K10, but that wouldn't make any sense.

MetalMilitia Apr 2nd, 2008 07:05 PM

Oh wait, it was called K-911. NINE ELEVEN.

I knew there was a pattern here somewhere. I'm going public with this info first thing tomorrow morning.

Fathom Zero Apr 2nd, 2008 07:10 PM

IT ALL ADDS UP WITH CRIME

Fathom Zero Apr 2nd, 2008 08:26 PM

Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 544296)
Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love

I heard this song for the first time on my way to work this morning :x

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 10:20 PM

I just infractioned all of BongHitMan's posts. If he gets one more he's banned. Oh wow, I hope I don't read another of his posts. :willie

BongHitMan Apr 2nd, 2008 10:26 PM

Pub lover more like PUBE Pub Lover!

haha I'm mocking

liquidstatik Apr 2nd, 2008 10:26 PM

http://www.last.fm/music/edIT/_/Laundry :420

BongHitMan Apr 2nd, 2008 10:30 PM

I don't understand that

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 10:30 PM

I wore doug funnie clothes all day today :eek

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 10:31 PM

I haven't worn them in about five months but I was all fuck it why should I waste it on halloween only >: >:

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 10:36 PM

I didn't write in a journal though >: fuck off >:

BongHitMan Apr 2nd, 2008 10:38 PM

Remember that episode when Doug finally did Patty?
I liked it when Skeeter revealed that Patty was drunk and that it was technically rape

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 10:38 PM

Add BongHitMan to Your Ignore List? CLICK CLICK CLICK PUNCH KICK SCREAM CLICK

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2008 10:44 PM

I don't think I'm allowed to have people on ignore :(

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 10:48 PM

Mister S, if I was you then no one would need to have anyone on ignore.

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 10:53 PM

Because I'd be making out with Mia Sara in the back of a red convertible. :eek

WhiteRat Apr 2nd, 2008 10:55 PM

I was at a bar that was full of butch dikes on ladies night.

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2008 11:17 PM

Damn, I deleted those PMs automatically because of my spam reflex, but I should've flagged them as the abuse they were.

Anyone want to guess the sender?

Asila Apr 2nd, 2008 11:28 PM

He spams because he loves.

executioneer Apr 3rd, 2008 12:56 AM

man i'm glad he came along i havent gotten to tell anyone to shut up in a while

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 12:56 AM


executioneer Apr 3rd, 2008 01:28 AM

i'm famous :eek

Sethomas Apr 3rd, 2008 01:50 AM

Guys, I just made an awesome post for this thread. However, I tried to open a new tab to check something, but refreshed the screen instead and thus lost my work.

This happened in two different incarnations of the awesome post. I hit ctrl+r instead of ctrl+t twice in the frame of a few minutes.

To wit, I opened this CL ad: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/grd/628060680.html because I was fascinated that someone would offer anything with a price variable like "free or $10", as if there was some room for fluctuation in opinion of what was the better deal. But for a goose, I thought that free or $10 were BOTH offers I couldn't ignore.

To sidetrack the long missive I originally wrote about why I'd like to buy a goose to kill, cook, and eat, I'll just say that it's a nice idea I'd like to undertake but probably won't. Even if in the future I don't have the liberty to choose between paying nothing for a goose or paying $10 for it, more opportunities for geese will certainly come in my future.

Anyways. Reading the ad, I decided that what I SHOULD do in the interest of sealing my name in the annals of asshole history is this: I should buy enough geese to constitute a flock and offer ample evidence of their existence such that I could get the goose in question for free. Immediately upon receipt of the free goose, I would kill, cook, and eat that goose with proper video documentation to give the farmer. The rest of the geese I would keep as pets. Perhaps I would send the farmer sporadic updates about how healthy and happy my pet geese are with frequent references to my having eaten his pet.

ElPila666 Apr 3rd, 2008 02:19 AM


Chojin Apr 3rd, 2008 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 544391)
Anyways. Reading the ad, I decided that what I SHOULD do in the interest of sealing my name in the annals of asshole history is this: I should buy enough geese to constitute a flock and offer ample evidence of their existence such that I could get the goose in question for free. Immediately upon receipt of the free goose, I would kill, cook, and eat that goose with proper video documentation to give the farmer. The rest of the geese I would keep as pets. Perhaps I would send the farmer sporadic updates about how healthy and happy my pet geese are with frequent references to my having eaten his pet.

I'm still laughing about this and i'm not sure why :<

bigtimecow Apr 3rd, 2008 12:11 PM

lol seth :<

Sethomas Apr 3rd, 2008 12:36 PM

I had to dig this up for reference for a friend who was complaining about feeling like she needed to censor herself in college papers about sexuality. I wrote it four years ago for a social science class in the school that developed the working methods of sociology, verily inventing sociology as a unique line of study. Hence, "the Chicago School of Sociology". I mention this to impress that I was graded by people who take this stuff very seriously.

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“Getting fucked is both clouded and intensified by shame,” as was evidenced by the fact that while many homosexuals claimed to take the active role in anal intercourse, an impossibly scant fraction admitted to being the receptor. (W. 212) Warner was not ambiguous in making his contention that the vast majority of sexual shame is unmerited. “In the realm of sex, more than in any other area of human life,” Warner testified, “shame rules.” (W. 17) Warner ushers in this point by many means, not excluding verbiage—he did not cower from including fist-fucking, strap-ons, and barebacking in his lexicon. This is certainly a grand step away from the subtlety demonstrated by his predecessors; it could easily be remarked that Foucault’s The History of Sexuality is so metaphysical that it could make perfectly coherent sense to replace most instances of the words “sex” or “sexuality” with “baseball” or “gardening.”
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I think I got an A- on that paper. Generally speaking, that department doesn't award A's for anything.

BongHitMan Apr 3rd, 2008 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 544391)
Anyways. Reading the ad, I decided that what I SHOULD do in the interest of sealing my name in the annals of asshole history is this: I should buy enough geese to constitute a flock and offer ample evidence of their existence such that I could get the goose in question for free. Immediately upon receipt of the free goose, I would kill, cook, and eat that goose with proper video documentation to give the farmer. The rest of the geese I would keep as pets. Perhaps I would send the farmer sporadic updates about how healthy and happy my pet geese are with frequent references to my having eaten his pet.

is the free goose in question the farmer's pet, or something?
If so, I'm laughing just thinking of what his reaction would be
:emotionalscarring

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 01:42 PM

me too rofl

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 01:56 PM

You too what? :lol

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 02:00 PM

Hey Pub you haven't said you liked the new South Park yet :eyebrows

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 02:03 PM

That would require having nothing to do for half an hour so I can actually watch it.

YOU DON'T WAN TME TO BE A LIAR! :eek

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 02:03 PM

ANSWER WISELY THIS IS AN INFRACTION TRAP :eek

MattJack Apr 3rd, 2008 02:28 PM

Crunch n Munch by Mike Jones is quite possibly the dumbest/most talentless rap song I have ever heard. When Mike Jones raps I always imagine he's riding on the back of a garbage truck rapping his shit or yelling, "MIKE JONES!" Life would make a little bit more sense if Mike Jones was a garbage man.

I fucking hate you Mike.

MattJack Apr 3rd, 2008 02:29 PM

I'm sorry Liquid :(

Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 02:33 PM

I remember that Mike Jones song with his phone number in it. Who?

MattJack Apr 3rd, 2008 02:35 PM

Yeah he did that in hopes women would call him, but he forgot that black people can't afford phones!

ZING RACIST JOKE

Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 02:36 PM

I actually tried calling him...shame...it was busy though.

MattJack Apr 3rd, 2008 02:37 PM

I would like to take this time right now to apologize to the readers of the I-Mockery Forum for my prior statement about black people. No I'm not racist, but yes I do hate Mike Jones. I hate Mike Jones so much that he makes me want to be a racist against people named Mike, or Jones, or some kind of combination of those two names.

MattJack Apr 3rd, 2008 02:39 PM

You didn't miss much Renee. I can pretty much sum up your conversation right now.

HR:Hello? Mike?
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Haha! Yeah hey Mike how are you?
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Haha. I got it! I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan..
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Yea, so anyways, hello. That's all I wanted to say really..
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Mmmkay, bye!
Mike: MIKE JONES

Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 02:44 PM

BUY MY ALBUM!

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544488)
ANSWER WISELY THIS IS AN INFRACTION TRAP :eek

I so wanted to follow through & say I liked it.

I like shit so much of the time, but that episode had nothing.

Maybe if I was less tired & drunker it would've at least gut a chuckle frm me. :(

I'm now behind on my work & I didn't even get to make the joke I wanted.


Plus I'm getting IMed by a nigerian conartist right now. jenifer_fills on yahoo

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 03:02 PM

DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIKE MIEK JONES

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 544509)
Plus I'm getting IMed by a nigerian conartist right now. jenifer_fills on yahoo

you're talking to a girl :eek


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