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liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 03:07 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by BongHitMan (Post 544313)
That pub lover sure is an annoying character lol!

:lol

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:08 PM

Some dumb asian broad ran a red light and hit my mustang >:>:>:
It bulged the bumper, goddammit, everything's original on it. >:>:>:



At least her car was completely and absolutely totalled, tho

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:10 PM

Of course, by "just" I actually mean a few months ago, but I don't think I've gotten around to bitching about it in these parts

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544513)
you're talking to a girl :eek

High point of my day so far. ;(

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:12 PM

CATCH THOSE FLYING NAKED CHILDREN!

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544515)
my mustang

WHERE THE HELL IS THE VIDEO OF YOU SLIDING ACROSS IT'S HOOD?! INTERROBANG!

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 03:15 PM

Nice page break image now I'm going to have to clear my cache again >:

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:20 PM

Awright, pub, I can see if I can hook you up wid dat

Except that the right bottom front side is kinda crumpled now >:, awesome factor lost.

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:21 PM

I would also like the phone number for that Jewish vegan activist chick you metioned.

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:25 PM

No you don't. I never met her , but I've heard horror stories.


Literally, horror stories, I have some reliable info that she regularly turned into a werewolf and devoured men's penises

In a bad way :eek

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:26 PM

The whole D&D club thing is actually a hilarious story in and of itself, actually

MetalMilitia Apr 3rd, 2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

I would also like the phone number for that Jewish vegan activist chick you metioned.
I hear liquidstatik can arrange for you to have sex with a baby, if that's any help.

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544525)
Nice page break image now I'm going to have to clear my cache again >:

:rolleyes

Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

a vegan baby.

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 544538)
I hear liquidstatik can arrange for you to have sex with a baby, if that's any help.

he's already asked once :x

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

A Jewish vegan activist baby? In Arkansas?

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 03:29 PM

i got hoes in diff area codes :ludacris

Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 03:30 PM

Kinky.


Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:31 PM

Post 19


STAY ON TARGET

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:32 PM

STAY ON TARGEEEET

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 544544)
Kinky.


What happened to the side scroll?

NO EDITING IN THE EDIT ROOM!

Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 03:37 PM

I"M DRUNK!

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandajuice (Post 544517)
Devil Wears Prada (my wife wanted to watch this one, it was awful. Really predictable, cliche, and boring)

First she makes you move to a shitty country & then she makes you watch shitty movies?

If I didn't share your bad teeth fetish I wouldn't know what you saw in her.

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 544553)
I"M DRUNK!

Good. :)

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:40 PM

STAY ON TARGET

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:40 PM


Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 03:43 PM

Oh now you've gone and done it

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:44 PM

I can't find my cool pics folder :(

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2008 03:45 PM

Wait I should've gone with a Cyd Charisse shot


WHAT HAVE I DONE

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 03:46 PM


Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 04:21 PM


liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:23 PM


liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:24 PM


liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:24 PM

oh man i wish i had imageready ;__;

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2008 04:29 PM

I won a medal today in computer literacy because I knew the difference between RAM, ROM, EEPROM, CMOS, and the BIOS.

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:30 PM

:lol

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544570)
oh man i wish i had imageready ;__;

I wish I had photoshop because what I keep making in paint looks ugly like yo momma :x

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:37 PM

does that mean what you do in paint is dead :x

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544574)
I wish I had photoshop because what I keep making in paint looks ugly like yo momma :x

No matter what program I use it looks like a paint product, it's due to no talent.

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 04:42 PM


Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544577)
does that mean what you do in paint is dead :x

lol sry :x

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 04:44 PM



Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2008 04:46 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 04:50 PM

:lol It's all in the your additional image.

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544583)
lol sry :x

:lol

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:55 PM



can you resize it to avatar size :x

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 04:55 PM

p.s. this is my new favorite page :x

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:10 PM


This is the last avatar I made for someone else.

MattJack Apr 3rd, 2008 05:12 PM

"We just two deadly, deadly honey dews."

"But daddy.."

"Shhh, fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens."

:x Squidbillies is probably one of my favorite shows! Fuck yall id care if it's on Adult Swim, fuck yall it's funny. Fuck yall.

:lol the spinning baby made my day

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 544522)
CATCH THOSE FLYING NAKED CHILDREN!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 544580)
"My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet"

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongHitMan (Post 544313)
That pub lover sure is an annoying character lol!


...

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 05:14 PM

While you're at it make the spinning baby spin in Zorak's eyes from Misdemonar's avatar 8]

Each one an opposite direction :eek

[img - page break image.jpg] >:

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544584)


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MattJack Apr 3rd, 2008 05:16 PM

make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 544596)
:x Squidbillies is probably one of my favorite shows! Fuck yall id care if it's on Adult Swim, fuck yall it's funny. Fuck yall.

noob3 didn't like that the avatar sometimes says COCKS

Which is the only reason I agreed to make it
Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 544596)
:lol the spinning baby made my day

:)

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544598)
While you're at it make the spinning baby spin in Zorak's eyes from Misdemonar's avatar 8]

Each one an opposite direction :eek

[img - page break image.jpg] >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 544600)
make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544591)


can you resize it to avatar size :x

I don't know how to do any of those things. :(

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 05:22 PM

Also get me a sandwich

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 05:22 PM

dude you suuck ;<

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 544600)
make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."



Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544605)
dude you suuck ;<


Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544598)
While you're at it make the spinning baby spin in Zorak's eyes from Misdemonar's avatar 8]



This one is weak, but do you know how many damn frames Missy's avatar has? >:

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544604)
Also get me a sandwich


liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 05:56 PM

you should have left the sky and nnot the swirly things :x

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 544620)

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 544617)

ty :eek

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 06:06 PM

Oh Danny, you're really using it?

I though you were kidding. :(

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 06:06 PM


liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 06:09 PM

:lol idk, i like the kimbo avatar ;_;

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 06:14 PM

Total Loli. :eek

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 544620)

Haha ok now make the sandwich spin and we'll call it a day :o

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 06:28 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 06:29 PM

i'm applying at albertsons right now :eek

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2008 06:29 PM

If you saved the sandwhich on a seperate layer you could have it spin without fucking with the sky.

This is your Animated Gif Tip of the day.

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 06:40 PM

I could've done with reading that before I started doing this:



MetalMilitia Apr 3rd, 2008 06:42 PM

Seamless.

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 06:44 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2008 06:48 PM

Check this out:

torrifica.blogspot.com

My blog, of sorts.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2008 06:52 PM


GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2008 06:54 PM

Costco sells some pretty good frozen taquitos, vermin free. Your blog is racist.

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 07:16 PM

i thought his shirt said speed freak :lol

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 07:27 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 3rd, 2008 07:48 PM

Thought it was speek freak too.

Back in my day the Donkey was called the "Old-Glory Mule Kick"

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 08:00 PM

I wonder when the time will come when we can sum up the entire '00s decade with one picture.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2008 08:04 PM

This is the new I-Mockery Vet Squad handshake


Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 08:05 PM

So is that GW and Seven Force then :lol

WhiteRat Apr 3rd, 2008 08:06 PM

So a friend of mine who lives in Mississippi now calls the other day to say that he's gonna be in town for the weekend and asks to crash at my place. Then yesterday he calls and says he's bringing two of his friends. Hmm, whatever I say, I can handle three people here. Then 30 mins ago he calls me and says those two friends invited 3 other people. So that's 5 people i've never met that plan on staying at my apt for 3 days. FUCKKKKKK

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 08:10 PM

Sounds like WhiteRat should be getting ready for trip to Mississippi.

DON'T FORGET YOUR HOUSEBREAKING KIT!

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 08:11 PM

Say you've been called in for duty again immediately starting tomorrow morning.

This will let you off the hook for six months too so it's airtight.

WhiteRat Apr 3rd, 2008 08:13 PM

Actually, all of these guys are in the Reserves so that yarn won't spin.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2008 08:14 PM

I would just tell him he has no right to invite a bunch of scumbags to my house and that he should fuck off.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2008 08:15 PM

"this aint the party zone, get lost"

that's what you should say

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 08:16 PM

I want this conflict situation to end with a comedic misunderstanding and then I want to see it on TV.

WhiteRat Apr 3rd, 2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 544667)
I would just tell him he has no right to invite a bunch of scumbags to my house and that he should fuck off.

That's what I pretty much told him over the phone. The best part is that the 3 additional guys were invited by his 2 other friends. He doesn't even know these guys! I told him to put everybody up in a motel and his response was, "i'll try..."

EDIT: They should be here in less than an hour...SPOOKY TIME

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 08:23 PM



HOW COULD YOU INVITE THREE PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, KRAMA!

GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 303390)
gahh can you not comprehend that your ignorance will cause me to explo

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 303425)
Oh no he exploded before he finished the post :(

...

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2008 08:47 PM

Pub why are you reading three-year-old threads

From the politics board no less

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 544679)
Get Smart is my favorite show. I saw they're making a movie version with Steve Carell. I think it's a pretty good choice

A new version of Get Smart?

Who would be Agent 99?

Anne Hathaway? Ick.

OH SHIT, THE ROCK IS IN THIS TOO? THIS IS GOING TO BE CRA...

Oh, Bill Murray? Maybe it'll be ok, but still The Fucking Rock?

Terence Stamp means it can go either way. I don't know how to feel.

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 08:49 PM

i'm installing savage2 right now :eek

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544682)
Pub why are you reading three-year-old threads

From the politics board no less

The politics board was worth reading then.

Also, Guest watching.

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544684)
i'm installing savage2 right now :eek

I'm standing in the middle of the Wild West feeling all alone. >:

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 08:51 PM

lol whooops i'll be there when these updates are done 8]

liquidstatik Apr 3rd, 2008 08:52 PM

whurr you at?


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