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Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 09:42 PM


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 466077)
What is with all the creeps on I-Mockery? :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 465986)
Did it have to do with fucking doopa?

Fucking kids?

Fucking doopa's kids?

Fucking animals?

Fucking doopa dressed as an animal?

Fucking doopa's kids dressed as an animal?

Creating a human/animal hybrid & making it fuck doopa?

Creating a human/animal hybrid & making it fuck doopa's kids?


Am I getting close?

:x

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 09:49 PM

I see you, faggots, now get postin. I've got five fucking hours to kill and I'm bored

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 09:50 PM

Hey guys my ex decided to drop in and now I can't get him to leave, isn't that fun? :(

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 09:57 PM

AN NOW YOUR BACK


FROM OUTER SPACE

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 09:57 PM

Oh really? Your life went to shit after we broke up? Just a moment I have to just use the internet, & then you can finish your story. I am paying attention, go on.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547389)
I see you, faggots, now get postin. I've got five fucking hours to kill and I'm bored

You don't need other people, you have this thread.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 09:59 PM

Awright, out of sheer boredom, I will draw a derogatory and shitty cartoon of anyone I see committing CRIMES

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 09:59 PM

COLONEL FLAGGOT, YOU READ THIS THREAD AND NOW YOU'RE GONE

YOU'RE GONNA GET IT

WhiteRat Apr 9th, 2008 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547390)
Hey guys my ex decided to drop in and now I can't get him to leave, isn't that fun? :(

Give him the fruit of your loins that he seeks. Christ, just get it over with already you prude.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

Oh really? Your life went to shit after we broke up? Just a moment I have to just use the internet, & then you can finish your story. I am paying attention, go on.
What's sad is that you'd be a preferable ex.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547390)
Hey guys my ex decided to drop in and now I can't get him to leave, isn't that fun? :(

Well.... stop fucking him and he might not do that anymore.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:02 PM

See, I think furries are pretty gross, so mentioning them in a grossout is a given.

But you gotta know your target. You gotta know what they don't like.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:02 PM

FLAGG

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:02 PM

YOU'RE GONNA GET IT

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:03 PM


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547401)
What's sad is that you'd be a preferable ex.

Thank you. :)

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547403)
But you gotta know your target. You gotta know what they don't like.

But if you pick something that they really don't care about, well then you just look silly.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547407)

Oh wow, I saw that episode of Mash yesterday. :eek

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:15 PM

Oh Grislygus, you CRIME LORD! >:

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:15 PM

I SEE YOU, FLAGGOT

WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, MAN

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:16 PM

I AM ABOVE THE LAW

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:19 PM

So, anybody watched Darkon?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:23 PM

LARPing? I was mauch happier seconds ago. >:

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:24 PM

The whole thing's hilarious, the documentary crew just sits back and films the stupidity

with full dramatic string accompaniment

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:26 PM

I SWEAR TO GOD FLAGG, IF THERE WEREN'T SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM I'D DRAW YOU RAPING A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PLATYPUS

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:26 PM


Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:27 PM

FUCK, my bad

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547423)
I SWEAR TO GOD FLAGG, IF THERE WEREN'T SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM I'D DRAW YOU RAPING A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PLATYPUS

Why you so interested in Flagg? Find a good post by him for me.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:27 PM

DAMN YOU FLAGGOT

DAMN YOU

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547387)

the man's eyes say "NEUTER YOUR DOG" but the dog's eyes say "PLEASE GOD NO WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS"

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:29 PM

I want to make fun of him more.

With indignant responses, preferably, just e-screaming at someone sitting there quietly and regularly reading the chat thread makes me feel like some kind of wierdo or something

Colonel Flagg Apr 9th, 2008 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547416)
I SEE YOU, FLAGGOT

WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, MAN

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE

Jeez, I didn't think I'd be so popular with you, GG. You must be totally gay for me.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:31 PM

BET YOU'RE SORRY NOW, HUH


BET YOU WISHED YOU'D POSTED SOONER

Colonel Flagg Apr 9th, 2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547423)
I SWEAR TO GOD FLAGG, IF THERE WEREN'T SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM I'D DRAW YOU RAPING A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PLATYPUS

Just trying to catch up with the chat thread. Why does it bother you so much?

Colonel Flagg Apr 9th, 2008 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547432)
BET YOU'RE SORRY NOW, HUH


BET YOU WISHED YOU'D POSTED SOONER

Nope, gonna go now. Bye.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:32 PM

I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, FLAGG



So how ya doin?

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:33 PM

That was relatively anticlimactic



Now there's no one left to pick a fight with

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 547433)
Just trying to catch up with the chat thread. Why does it bother you so much?

Pro tip: The Chat Thread is better & quicker to read if you have Pub Lover on your Ignore List.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:34 PM

Where's the fun in that

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 10:37 PM

fuck you gris

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547439)
Where's the fun in that

WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M ON YOUR IGNORE LIST!

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:39 PM

For the inferred dogfucking, bullshittery, pointless rambling, obnoxious use of caps, or all of the above


OR IS THIS ABOUT THE FRUIT LOOPS, I STAND BY MY EARLIER STATEMENTS REGARDING FRUIT LOOPS

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:40 PM

That was in regards to misdemonar

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547446)
That was in regards to misdemonar

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! BECAUSE OF MY STATUS ON EVERYONE'S IGNORE LIST THEY SAW NO INTERRUPTION!

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:44 PM

How the hell do you even put people on ignore anymore, I was under the impression that the button went bye bye

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 10:45 PM

idk what you said gris

but I bet you have sex with gays

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:48 PM

I'm can't remember a specific occurrence of me even talking to you outside of the Secret Santa event, but I guess that works out great if I'm on your ignore list

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 10:51 PM

i thought gris wanted to fight

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:53 PM

I can't draw anything bad with everyone else in Pub Lab :(


Drawings' all I got, y'all know that

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 10:55 PM

oh no is gris ignoring my cries? :tear

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:57 PM

That depends, are you a child

I've heard that I have sex with them

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 10:58 PM

you know what the hardest thing about being a pedophile is?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:59 PM


MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 10:59 PM

it's hard to fit in :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 547462)
you know what the hardest thing about being a pedophile is?

Liquidstatik's dick?

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:00 PM

:lol that's a good answer too

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:01 PM

How old is liquidstatik, anyway

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:01 PM

he's like 47

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 11:01 PM

what's with all these dicks in the forum, is this a dick forum now

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:02 PM

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:03 PM



INCH HIGH DICK :birdman

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:03 PM

I'd prefer Richard.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:04 PM

I've always wanted to know this because I'm easily confused and have a severe learning disability, so, Misdemonar are you a girl or a guy?

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 11:04 PM

i think you should see a doctor for that

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:05 PM

I knew you had a vagina.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:06 PM


I love having it in my mouth.

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 11:06 PM

that reply was to gris :(

I have a penis

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:07 PM

Pub, what in god's name is that

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:08 PM

So I did some CUSTOMIZING today at work! I did some PIMP MY PC shit

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:08 PM

Is that one of those non-american dishes made out of something horrible, like a custard equivalent of black pudding

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547480)
Pub, what in god's name is that

Umm, it would happen to be Spotted Dick.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:09 PM

LOOK AT THIS PIMP SHIT I DID, YES IT'S CUSTOM SHIT


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547482)
Is that one of those non-american dishes made out of something horrible, like a custard equivalent of black pudding

Indeed. :eek

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 11:11 PM

That is bad ass. I still have like 300 of those old floppys from way back when we lived in San Antonio. I dunno what to do with them.

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 11:12 PM

kill yourself by cramming the into an orifice

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 11:12 PM

I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:13 PM

This client told me he absolutely had to go through some files that were only on the 5.25 floppies (the files were 15 years old).

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:14 PM

Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means

The internet is slaughtering my english comprehension

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 11:14 PM

How many disks did that take?

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 11:15 PM

That's not always true when it comes to tavern conversations with new female acquaintances wherein fellatio is introduced into discussion.

That's to Mattjack's last remark.

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 11:15 PM

oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547488)
I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.

OH THE KEYWORD SEARCHS WE'RE GONNA GET! :x

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:16 PM


executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 547484)
LOOK AT THIS PIMP SHIT I DID, YES IT'S CUSTOM SHIT

*A PICTURE OF A COMPUTER EATING A DISK*

oh dang now you can play battletech and dont go alone and starflight :eek

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:18 PM

battletech sounds hxc

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 11:18 PM

And Zany Golf and Battle Chess. Maybe some Centipede.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:19 PM

What about Leisure Suit Larry??? :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 547494)
oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!

No matter how smart we act, we'll get no where near to the level of Seth's smart acting ability.

Years of practice.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547490)
Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means

The internet is slaughtering my english comprehension

I'M LOSING MY PERSPICACITY :lisasimpson

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:20 PM

For a brief second, I thought this thread was filled with vicious pajamas

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:20 PM

What if Seth worked at a 7-11?

I'm just sayin, what if...

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:21 PM

Let's hope not :(

He'll get shot up by the poor people :(

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 547500)
What about Leisure Suit Larry??? :(

Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547505)
He'll get shot up by the poor people :(



u mean the *lacks?

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 547506)
Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.

I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :(

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:23 PM

Depends, where does he live again

I trusted my fellow crackers far less than the minorities back in socal

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:24 PM


executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 547508)
I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :(

roger wilco ;)

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:25 PM

I think he lives in Illinois, which is know for Michael Jordan, which is known for being black.


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