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Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:33 AM


Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547626)
Logical fallacy.

Quoted for being of high quality that I appreciate.

Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 02:55 AM

Guys, I am going to link you to a YouTube upload the the video for a shitty Eve 6 song and I would like for you to draw moment-by-moment parallels in it to last night's quality time together. Okay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wHlg_AL0c

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:00 AM

Without watching the whole video, I'd like to say that I'll always remember last night. I was special to me. Don't ever change.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:02 AM

Dammit, there is already a band called The Vicious Kanids. I hope they are good.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547632)
Without watching the whole video,

I couldn't either, it was so dull. :(

Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 03:10 AM

Also, I think it was released around the millennial cusp, so the tv they're watching could have only been purchased in a collaborative effort of the seven great kings of Europe.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:13 AM

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Also, I think it was released around the millennial cusp, so the tv they're watching could have only been purchased in a collaborative effort of the seven great kings of Europe.
I've no clue what the means, but it's fucking funny.
Wait a minute, weren't you going to bed? Damnit Seth, I had plotted my whole night around the idea that you were going to bed!

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:14 AM

Or it was a fake tv made by a black box & a cheap digital effect.

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 03:15 AM

go to bed

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:17 AM

Quote:

go to bed
NO

I'D SAY COME WITH ME BUT THAT'S A LITTLE MUCH

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 03:21 AM

If you lived by I'd be all over those love pillows of yours.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:25 AM

I know it, isn't distance a bitch?

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 03:26 AM

Well I'm going to pull one off to my youtube favorites folder and fall asleep with my cock in my hand covered in jizz and fecal matter.

Goodnight

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 03:27 AM

If a girl is breaking up with a possessive shithead, why the FUCK would she go back and sleep at their house, where he's going to be drunk and fucking WAITING for her goddammit

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:28 AM

I have only ever lived on small islands so I don't understand how your homes can be connected by land yet you're unwilling to drive it.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:28 AM

Because she's not thinking clearly, I assume?

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 547643)
Well I'm going to pull one off to my youtube favorites folder and fall asleep with my cock in my hand covered in jizz and fecal matter.

I didn't need to read that, Fartin.


I didn't need that at all.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:30 AM

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I didn't need to read that, Fartin.


I didn't need that at all.
Think of it as character building

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547649)
Think of it as character building

My character is built of enough of that stuff, I need more Sugar & Spice.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:34 AM

And everything nice?

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:34 AM

goddamnit, they can't all be winners

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 03:47 AM

It's time for noodles and bacon

executioneer Apr 10th, 2008 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547646)
I have only ever lived on small islands so I don't understand how your homes can be connected by land yet you're unwilling to drive it.

well its not like i haven't made an effort on occasion, but since parts of the country are in different time zones you have to drive over 88 miles per hour if you want to go to them and damn it if the cops don't hate that

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:52 AM

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well its not like i haven't made an effort on occasion, but since parts of the country are in different time zones you have to drive over 88 miles per hour if you want to go to them and damn it if the cops don't hate that
I'd argue that it's worth it but who am I to say?

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 04:06 AM


ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 04:08 AM

Yeah!

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 04:10 AM

Chistopher Lloyd isn't dead yet, right?

I want to see BttF Vs Timecop. :(

Uwe Boll can direct! :eek

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 04:13 AM

In Timecop people got melted if the touch with the past themselves, i mean poor Marty

executioneer Apr 10th, 2008 04:13 AM

man back to the future vs timecop vs terminator :eek

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 547662)
In Timecop people got melted if the touch with the past themselves, i mean poor Marty

Marty never touched himself, did he? :eek

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 04:17 AM

I have Uwe Boll last movie "Seed", they refuse to realease it in England also in USA, cause it shows an animal torture, The Tideland girl is in it, so i'm about to watch the thing

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 04:19 AM

ALIEN VS PREDATOR VS TERMINATOR

executioneer Apr 10th, 2008 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547664)
Marty never touched himself, did he? :eek

hahaha, out of context :lol

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 04:19 AM

Fine, Tim Burton can direct & Jonny Depp can be the time cop. :rolleyes

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 04:20 AM

Timecop is fucking kick ass :x

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547667)
hahaha, out of context :lol

Exactly!;)


:lol

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 04:21 AM

Although I hate it how Van Damme has to do splits atleast once during the movie.

Like "Look what I can do! Can you?" >:

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 04:21 AM


Asila Apr 10th, 2008 04:23 AM

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Fine, Tim Burton can direct & Jonny Depp can be the time cop. :rolleyes:
And I'll write a fanfic about it.
Seriously guys I'm supposed to write a love scene for class but all my love scenes end with sex, and that can't be good can it?

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547673)
And I'll write a fanfic about it.
Seriously guys I'm supposed to write a love scene for class but all my love scenes end with sex, and that can't be good can it?

You don't seem to know what love means.

Want me to show you?

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 04:26 AM

Thanks for getting 80s songs stuck in my head Pub.

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 04:29 AM



:lol

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547675)
Thanks for getting 80s songs stuck in my head Pub.

You see, the power of love is a curious thing. It can make one man weep, while another man sings. Change a hawk to a little white dove? More than a feeling thats the power, the power of love!

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 04:34 AM

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You see, the power of love is a curious thing. It can make one man weep, while another man sings. Change a hawk to a little white dove? More than a feeling thats the power, the power of love!
YOU'RE AN ASS.

If I should falter, would you open your arms out to me? We could make love not war, and live in peace with our hearts. I'm so in love with you, I'll be forever blue.

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 04:39 AM

how yall doin up in here

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 04:44 AM

Grislygus: Alfred Hitchcock makes everything better.

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 04:47 AM

Absolutely






Jesus Christ Pub. Let's see, I got her at eight o clock, worked for an hour, went to an hour long class at nine, came back, kept working, went to my next class at eleven, came back at noon, worked a little and studied until one, ate lunch, came back at two, took a break at four, came back and started working again at six, and it is now 1:45 am the following day

So that means I've been stuck in this pub lab for twelve hours and forty five minutes, and you've been here whenever I've signed on

Are you a guardian spirit

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 04:50 AM

Pub is the guardian angel that protects us from the real world.

I wish willie hadn't gone to bed too :(

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 05:11 AM

I'M NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE, FUCK

Pandajuice Apr 10th, 2008 07:18 AM

I'm here. The fun can stop now. PUB!

Pandajuice Apr 10th, 2008 07:30 AM

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

Pandajuice Apr 10th, 2008 07:31 AM


Pandajuice Apr 10th, 2008 07:42 AM

It's OK! I have NO problem talking to myself! I'm the most interesting person I know anyway!

In fact, I hereby deem page 1495 as the All-Pandajuice page!

Don't cockblock.

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 07:42 AM


ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 07:44 AM


ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 07:48 AM

FUCK! Did you searched for No Retreat No Surrender too?

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 07:50 AM

This guy weared the Predator suit in the first movie, right?

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 07:54 AM

Nope. He was supposed to, but he withdrew because he was afraid of being injured.

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 07:55 AM

The guy who wore the predator suit in the 1st and 2nd movie was kevin Peter Hall, may he rest in peace :(

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 08:10 AM

The sascuath of Harry And The Hendersons was role made by that dude too, i always thoght that was Hulk Hogan inside that suit

Pandajuice Apr 10th, 2008 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 547705)
The guy who wore the predator suit in the 1st and 2nd movie was kevin Peter Hall, may he rest in peace :(

I guess the first guy who was afraid of getting hurt had a reason to be afraid..

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 08:17 AM

He didn't die because of an accident during the filming.


Quote:

In the fall of 1990, Hall was involved in a serious car accident in Los Angeles. During surgery for his critical wounds, he received a blood transfusion that was contaminated with HIV. He soon contracted AIDS and went public with his illness with the full support of his wife.
On April 10, 1991, Hall met an untimely death from pneumonia. He was 35 years old

RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 08:54 AM


Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547681)
So that means I've been stuck in this pub lab for twelve hours and forty five minutes, and you've been here whenever I've signed on

Are you a guardian spirit

I've got a twelve hour work day & enough seconds here & there to have this window open in the background, then I have four hours of free time that I use to kick back & relax so I spend it here. All while so drunk I could fall over.

I miss the days of unemployment where my sole preoccupation was posting here. I got to sleep in.

Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 02:52 PM

Every once in a while, something in my spam folder will be just good enough for me to open. And when I do this, sometimes I'm not entirely displeased.
---
From: Elmo@sbhendrix.com
We invite you to the world of happiness!
By and by you'll notice positive changes happening to your boner!
Initiate prodigious transformation of that part of your body!
---
I'm glad these changes I've noticed happening to my boner are positive ones. And I'm sure that Asila would be quite sufficient to initiate prodigious transformation of that part of [my] body, thank you!

Guitar Woman Apr 10th, 2008 02:54 PM

:lol

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 02:59 PM

:pagebrak

ElPila666 Apr 10th, 2008 03:05 PM

I need shock treatment :tear

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:07 PM

Beautiful girl, love the dress. High school smile, oh yes. Where she is now I can only guess. Gone baby, gone. I can tell by the way that you move and walk, I can see by the way that you baby talk. I know by the way that you treat your man I can love you baby, until it's a CRIME!

Where can I find a woman like that? I'm looking in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me. I've been funny & been cool with the lines. Isn't that the way love is supposed to be? Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

Guitar Woman Apr 10th, 2008 03:08 PM

El Pila is not restricted by the 24 posts per page standard. He is just that awesome.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 547763)
He is just that awesome.

Thank you. ;)

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 03:22 PM

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Every once in a while, something in my spam folder will be just good enough for me to open. And when I do this, sometimes I'm not entirely displeased.
---
From: Elmo@sbhendrix.com
We invite you to the world of happiness!
By and by you'll notice positive changes happening to your boner!
Initiate prodigious transformation of that part of your body!
---
I'm glad these changes I've noticed happening to my boner are positive ones. And I'm sure that Asila would be quite sufficient to initiate prodigious transformation of that part of [my] body, thank you!
:lol I'll post something more appropriate when my small child is not unfolding all my clean laundry right next to me. Cause you know, that would be creepy.

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 03:30 PM

Liquid won't mind.

MarioRPG Apr 10th, 2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547754)
Every once in a while, something in my spam folder will be just good enough for me to open. And when I do this, sometimes I'm not entirely displeased.
---
From: Elmo@sbhendrix.com
We invite you to the world of happiness!
By and by you'll notice positive changes happening to your boner!
Initiate prodigious transformation of that part of your body!
---
I'm glad these changes I've noticed happening to my boner are positive ones. And I'm sure that Asila would be quite sufficient to initiate prodigious transformation of that part of [my] body, thank you!

I don't even know what prodigious means. Back in my day penis ads were simple, with words like "big" and "rod".

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:51 PM

You'll learn that word & many others when you get to High School, MarioRPG.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 03:53 PM


RaNkeri Apr 10th, 2008 04:28 PM

Well, time for me to hit the bed, but here's some more Van Damme to bring the manliness back to this god forsaken thread >:






Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 04:39 PM

A while ago, after I sold a book of weird etymologies, I came up with "Seth's Law of Philology". It goes something like,

The square of the level of how much a conjectured word history is likely to be judged interesting is directly proportional to its likelihood of being apocryphal.

Like when I read that "snob" was an abbreviation for "sine nobitate", and there was a huge debate between Oxonians and Cambridge geeks over who started it, and then I finally found out that it was just a convoluted use of a dialectal term for a cobbler.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 05:17 PM

An issue that I'm finding to be a disappointment concerning Seth's resurgence as a frequent poster would be that while the words he uses are uncommon & perhaps even unknown in my everyday speech, they do appear to form the core of his vocabulary merely by replacing, rather than adjoing, such items that my pedestrian articulation makes merry via.

If anyone has been feeling likewise, be sure to decide that this has been his intention.

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 05:38 PM

25 LIGHTERS ON MY DRESSA, YESSA
I GOTS TA GET PAAAAID

Pandajuice Apr 10th, 2008 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547777)
An issue that I'm finding to be a disappointment concerning Seth's resurgence as a frequent poster would be that while the words he uses are uncommon & perhaps even unknown in my everyday speech, they do appear to form the core of his vocabulary merely by replacing, rather than adjoing, such items that my pedestrian articulation makes merry via.

If anyone has been feeling likewise, be sure to decide that this has been his intention.



It helped me.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 06:03 PM

Very funny. Good job, New Guy! :thumbsup

MetalMilitia Apr 10th, 2008 06:03 PM

I think the longest word I've ever used in conversation (as in not preceded by "Hey check out this stupid long word,") was anthropomorphisation.

I was talking about lolcats :(

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547777)
An issue that I'm finding to be a disappointment concerning Seth's resurgence as a frequent poster would be that while the words he uses are uncommon & perhaps even unknown in my everyday speech, they do appear to form the core of his vocabulary merely by replacing, rather than adjoing, such items that my pedestrian articulation makes merry via.

If anyone has been feeling likewise, be sure to decide that this has been his intention.

To clarify, Seth isn't being as smart as he is able because he wants us to think he isn't as smart as he is. What? :confused

Also, not saying a word isn't not knowing the word. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:09 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_Goes_Crunk God damnit >:

bigtimecow Apr 10th, 2008 06:11 PM

lol music sucks

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:12 PM

how dare they fuck up rap >:

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:12 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCOcUbxweEQ this ones alright, but only cause it's the notorious B.I.G. and you can still hear him rapping ;<

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:14 PM

nvm that one sucked too >:

bigtimecow Apr 10th, 2008 06:17 PM

most/all of the bands on that compilation are pretty horrible to begin with

bigtimecow Apr 10th, 2008 06:18 PM

oh, and can that one you linked to even be considered a "punk rock" take on it? if i'm understanding correctly it's just one of the white scene guys rapping. that's not all too different

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:18 PM

i know, right. this ANGERS me. :(

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547798)
how dare they fuck up rap >:

If a song cannot transcend it's initial genre it is crap.

Also, all rap is rubbish.

In other news, the sky is down & you love the cock.

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:18 PM

yeah well punk, to me at least, just sounds like white guys rapping real mean-like

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:19 PM

plus all the bands are faggoty christian hxc anyway not punk punk ;<

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547807)
yeah well punk, to me at least, just sounds like white guys rapping real mean-like

Yeah, & the crooners were all rappers but could only do it slowly due to their severe mental retardation.


Wait...?

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:22 PM

no thats mike jones you're thinkin of

MetalMilitia Apr 10th, 2008 06:22 PM

Loveline :rolleyes

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 06:23 PM

It'd just get merged to this, anyway :rolleyes


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