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Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 12:18 AM

:pjnbh b

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 12:25 AM

:hypno

HickMan Jun 26th, 2008 12:38 AM

Hey guys tonight 2 girls came over to watch hot fuzz and it turned into a threesome. jsut got done and i kicked them out now i'm going to bed for my training in the morning

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 12:43 AM

hahhaha wtf/e lierr

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 12:47 AM

FUCK YOU HICKMAN THIS IS LIKE YOUR SECOND THREESOME SAVE SOME FOR US FAGGOT

executioneer Jun 26th, 2008 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563992)
Kitsa won the HARASSMENT GAME. :(
Jeanette came a pretty good second.

No one harass those guys, they'll win.

The rest of you suck.

IM REPOTRING THIS POST

HickMan Jun 26th, 2008 01:04 AM

guys i didnt fall asleep yet :flex

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:05 AM

im smokin a bl*nt wut you guys up to? 8]

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:06 AM

:420

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:12 AM

I AM DRINKING ICE WATER, "ENJOYING" THE INTERNET, ETC.

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:12 AM

:lame

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:13 AM

LJOL I'M LSITENING TO EDIT, YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT IF YOU LIKE GLITCH STUFF :X

http://myspace.com/edit
myspace :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:17 AM

I am not clicking that link ever :lol

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:18 AM

:hypno

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:19 AM

milhouse ur a jerk ugh

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:26 AM

:x

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:26 AM

I wanna ban that ARMYFIREFIGHTER or whatever >:

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:28 AM

do it, and while you're at it, ban that one fag with the dumb green avatar and long name that thinks halo is good

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:30 AM

LordSappington

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:33 AM

Apparently they let 11-year-olds in the army these days

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:35 AM

milhouse use your modpowers to make icockery suck less please :(

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:35 AM

BAN 'EM IS WHAT I'M SAYIN DUDE

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:43 AM

h*ly sh*t cap'n crunch just imd me :eek

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:44 AM

TELL HIM HE'S A FAGGOT :lol

ALSO I LOVE HIM

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 01:52 AM

(12:47:31 AM) Me: MILHOUSE SAID 'TELL HIM HE'S A FAGGOT :lol AND I LOVE HIM'
(12:48:38 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: how old is he
(12:48:40 AM) Me: idk
(12:48:43 AM) Me: he's in college i think
(12:49:05 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: i lied about my age on i-mockery so people wuldnt make fun of me
(12:49:12 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: i'm actually 18 now he haw
(12:49:38 AM) Me: I'M GOING TO COPY AND PASTE THIS FOR HIM TO SEE SO DO YOU WANT TO SAY HELLOR OR WHAT?
(12:49:44 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: sure
(12:49:48 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: can i get on my real screen name
(12:49:58 AM) Me: sure?
(12:51:35 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: stickdeath.com


i dont know if im too high o rwhat but he didn't say any kind of hello :(

ElPila666 Jun 26th, 2008 01:56 AM

:pagebrak

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 02:10 AM

EDITS :rolleyes

ElPila666 Jun 26th, 2008 02:15 AM

oh man, i'm sorry liquid :(

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 02:16 AM

its okaky whats up :(

ElPila666 Jun 26th, 2008 02:20 AM

I didn't were fast enogh otherway this would be my page break



It is a shame that i couldn't post it

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 02:24 AM

you might wanna hide that if you don't want GW showin up :x

ElPila666 Jun 26th, 2008 02:53 AM

Danny i write you a song:

Danny is my man too stoned again
i'm singing yo this rap
writing is take a lot of time
smokin lot of weed that is very sweet

the craziness of Danny
is making him so funny
i'm a little slow
my head doesn't work

And is because of weed
that i started writing here
now that i realise
i think i'm just fucked up

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 564075)
(12:49:05 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: i lied about my age on i-mockery so people wuldnt make fun of me



:rolleyes :rolleyes

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 03:23 AM

dude he's all sxe and vegetarian lol :x

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 03:24 AM

PRETTY MUCH A BIG FAT P*SSY

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 03:25 AM

elpila, no offense, but i never know what you're talking about if what you're saying is over like 5 words :(

ElPila666 Jun 26th, 2008 03:29 AM



Maybe i should spoke with images instead of words :(

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 03:33 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 03:34 AM

i can't remember wht movie that is, but i think i've either seen it or have seen screenshots of it (other than that one :x)

but anwyaaaaaaaysysys, im hittin the sack!
G'NGIHT GUYS 8]

ElPila666 Jun 26th, 2008 03:37 AM

good knight

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 06:33 AM

:hypno

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2008 10:12 AM

I just found $300 worth of throwaway contact lenses (a year's supply) that I thought I'd lost for good, so I'm pretty happy about that.

WhiteRat Jun 26th, 2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 564022)
WHITERAT WHY HASN'T CHOJIN CHANGED YOUR NAME TO "JERKDOUGLAS" YET

He said it would confuse people if he changed it. In other words, he's basically saying that he's a fascist pig who crusades for the Zionist Movement.

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 04:39 PM

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

:katyperry

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 04:53 PM

:hypno

Shyandquietguy Jun 26th, 2008 06:29 PM

I hear George Carlin is dead. I never got to listen to alot of his stand up unless it was a brief snippet. I'm sort of sad that I only remember him from his movie cameos.

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 06:37 PM

:hypno

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 06:40 PM

If I could take back using an emoticon... Well, I'd take them all back, but damn, Fathom. :tear

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2008 07:00 PM

IT IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY.

Tadao Jun 26th, 2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564245)
IT IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY.

No this is :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 07:04 PM

:hypno

PUB NOOOO

:hypno

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 07:08 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 07:14 PM

:hypno

Tadao Jun 26th, 2008 07:19 PM

Pub, preserve Kybo Ken's signature so that it can be pointed out how self absorbed he is.

Tadao Jun 26th, 2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564188)
Like a fucking 8th grader would know.

They missed out- the Thai have way more of a reputation in the sexyfun department.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 564236)
If you like girls who can fuck you in the ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564242)
Who doesn't?

Do you still have her #?

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 564257)
Pub, preserve Kybo Ken's signature so that it can be pointed out how self absorbed he is.


Kitsa Jun 26th, 2008 08:05 PM

No. I mainly just felt bad because she was continually harassed for being a nationality she wasn't. It's as bad as someone calling you Chinese, or me Irish.

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 08:14 PM

Or me Afrikan.

Come on Tadao.

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2008 08:22 PM

I demand more examples.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2008 08:25 PM

Or me El Guapo

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 08:26 PM

I have a dislike for the confusion of Celts and Anglo-Saxons. Also the Normans & French.

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2008 08:30 PM

Or the Celts and the French, in my case.

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 08:37 PM

Norman Cook?

Tadao Jun 26th, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564276)
No. I mainly just felt bad because she was continually harassed for being a nationality she wasn't. It's as bad as someone calling you Chinese, or me Irish.

Fucking Mc's

Shyandquietguy Jun 26th, 2008 08:53 PM

Doo Duh Doo Doo.

HickMan Jun 26th, 2008 09:00 PM

i would

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 09:01 PM

Damn, I would too.

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 564287)
Norman Cook?

His real name is Quentin, which always cracks me up. :lol

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 09:12 PM

He doesn't like it, though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zauuEjXzblI

Asila Jun 26th, 2008 09:15 PM

I spent half the afternoon throwing up for the second time in a month. Bloody heat.

:bulimia

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 09:41 PM

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/8...ns_042508.html

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 10:03 PM

GARY BUSEY SCARES ME! >:

give a fella warnin next time :(

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 564309)
we.. don't we already have a what are you eating thread :( i'm having a peanut buster parfait atm

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 564314)
Oh god that's gross sounding

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 564316)
suck my d*ck, lardsappington

:fathom

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 10:15 PM

:busybusey

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subtle Suggestions From Wikipaedia
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Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 10:37 PM

:hypno

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 10:42 PM


Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub's Google Image Search List of the Past Ten Minutes
  • Fiona Apple
  • Fiona Apple Crackwhore
  • Fiona Apple Sick
  • Fiona Apple some isn't right but still cute enough
  • Beth Gibbons
  • Gibbons
  • Fighting Gibbons
  • Beth Ditto
  • Beth Ditto NOT Naked

:hypno

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 564330)
An Ian Fondue set.

:lol

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2008 12:02 AM

More money, more cash, more hos.

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 12:04 AM

I'd fuck her, she little like a dirty scank.

Pub Lover Jun 27th, 2008 12:22 AM

You talkin bout the fattie next to the freak? She's a lesbo.

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 12:44 AM

:( I can turn her.

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 12:45 AM

With a cupcake!

liquidstatik Jun 27th, 2008 01:28 AM

eeeeewww

ElPila666 Jun 27th, 2008 02:12 AM

Cortney, the plump princess is the most sexyy BBW ever :x

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 27th, 2008 03:14 AM

I'd take her for a long walk on the beach.

Speaking of which:

So tonight was gayer than a Lucky Pierre.

Kitsa Jun 27th, 2008 09:03 AM

The bruise from the car-door slam is now dark purple, navy blue and sort of a burgundy color in the middle. It's purdy.

bigtimecow Jun 27th, 2008 10:41 AM

guys i have a lot of shit to solder and it smells baaaaad

Colonel Flagg Jun 27th, 2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564388)
The bruise from the car-door slam is now dark purple, navy blue and sort of a burgundy color in the middle. It's purdy.

I'd ask for a photo again, except that Pub would remind me (again) that I'm not worthy since I haven't completed the Hickman challenge. It's good that I know my limits, I guess. :(

Colonel Flagg Jun 27th, 2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 564396)
guys i have a lot of shit to solder and it smells baaaaad

I hope you work in a well-ventilated area, BTC. That smell is not too good for your health.

http://www.sentryair.com/solder%20fume.htm

Colonel Flagg Jun 27th, 2008 12:50 PM

EDIT - double post, sorry 'bout that.

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 01:19 PM


Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 01:20 PM

Lets be nice to badboy7 and gain his trust!

Kitsa Jun 27th, 2008 01:23 PM

That avatar thing is perfect. I'mma go offend some people right now.

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 02:39 PM

That's the spirit Kitsa! Soon my evil plan will be complete!

Kitsa Jun 27th, 2008 08:54 PM

I just had a large glass of cuervo gold margarita stuff and although my outlook on life improved greatly, my stomach really hurts now :(

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 09:27 PM

My evil plan is now complete!

liquidstatik Jun 27th, 2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 564485)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 564486)


:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 27th, 2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 564495)
Nice save, and WIN.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 564452)
shut..... up.... cuntface

Don't say win like that.

Also, to the guy too lazy to acknowledge that Seth started a thread and refered to him as the 'Original Poster'. Knock that off too.


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