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Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 03:57 PM


liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 03:57 PM

p.s. pub this is the CHAT ROOM thread so i treat it as such sorry if you dont approvef!

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565167)
I really like pink floyd :x

THAT WAS A GOOD DOWNLOAD IN THAT CASE! :eek

MattJack Jul 1st, 2008 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 565157)
Yeah, shut up. Jackass. I've already mentioned that bullshit in here & got shot down by MattJack.


I didn't shoot you down man. I was just being sarcastic about him

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 03:58 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565170)
p.s. pub this is the CHAT ROOM thread so i treat it as such sorry if you dont approvef!

Pub's Approval? :lol

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 565172)
I didn't shoot you down man. I was just being sarcastic about him

:domo

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 03:59 PM

so you approve?

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 04:00 PM

:posh

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565176)
so you approve?

:domo

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 04:22 PM

this cd crack works for like a day then stops dfoskdfal >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 1st, 2008 04:57 PM

Happy Canada Day!

ElPila666 Jul 1st, 2008 05:21 PM

It's winter in here, and i feel sick i've lost my smell sence, so when i smoke weed i can't feel it taste in my tooth or it sweet flavour, i can't enjoy the trip anymore, i wonder how much this sickness gonna last, is it god punishing me?, at leat aweful smells doesn't bothered me anymore, but if i never enjoy pot again, i'm gonna commit suicide so you Pubs gonna be happy ever after :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 1st, 2008 05:26 PM

Smoking when you're sick never seems to work, drinking hard liquor makes you feel better though.

ElPila666 Jul 1st, 2008 05:30 PM

oh that sounds interesting, i'll try it tonight, because i need i trip in my head so bad :)

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 565193)
i'm gonna commit suicide so you Pubs gonna be happy ever after :(

THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME DNACING ON YOUR GRAVE.

Kitsa Jul 1st, 2008 06:16 PM

The ice cream truck just went by again. I noticed it always plays the same song. I wonder how many people go insane driving those things.

WhiteRat Jul 1st, 2008 07:46 PM


HickMan Jul 1st, 2008 09:03 PM

My ice cream truck plays the theme to "The Sting"! I love it! :)

bigtimecow Jul 1st, 2008 09:26 PM

i'm feeling angry today grrr >:

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 09:28 PM

the beach has this theraputic quality I can't pinpoint exactly, but I love it :<

bigtimecow Jul 1st, 2008 09:30 PM

so are you saying i should go there to calm down? >:

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 565234)
i'm feeling angry today grrr >:

Did you get fired from Starbucks?

Emu Jul 1st, 2008 09:37 PM

I've been checking this thread all day for a happy birthday post but I have yet to find one >:

bigtimecow Jul 1st, 2008 09:40 PM

i don't work at starbucks, i teach kids how to build robots :glasses

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 09:43 PM


Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Emu (Post 565239)
I've been checking this thread all day for a happy birthday post but I have yet to find one >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 564999)
Happy Birthday, Emu.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565029)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU :picklehat

I hope you learn to read on your special day. :(

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 565241)
i teach kids how to build robots :glasses

Do they then make them parade and wave flags?

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565236)
the beach has this theraputic quality I can't pinpoint exactly, but I love it :<

Is it the naked ladies? And no, they don't want to be pricked by your pinpoint.

Tadao Jul 1st, 2008 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 565162)
as Tadao so eloquently pointed out. It's all idiocy and emoticons now. >:

did I?

WhiteRat Jul 1st, 2008 09:55 PM

fuck you guys i'm outta here

Tadao Jul 1st, 2008 09:56 PM

For reals

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 10:01 PM

My copy of photoshop won't open. Nor will paint. I... I'm without an image editor. I even tried the cheesy nobrand one that came with my digicam. So, you're spared seeing spoons badly cut&pasted onto the face of Alanis Morissette. And I don't lose half an hour to a stupid reference you won't get.

I feel cheated. :(

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 565247)
fuck you guys i'm outta here

GOODBYE JERKDOUGLAS! WE'LL REMEMBER THE SPIDERFIGHTS, BUT NOT YOU! GOOD LUCK NOT BEING SUCKY ON THE INTERNET!

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 10:07 PM

haha w/e pub I don't even like girls

It could be all the black russians and bad cigars I'm swilling I guess :(

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565251)
haha w/e pub I don't even like girls

It could be all the black russians and bad cigars I'm swilling I guess :(

Sometimes I just want to kiss you so much.

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 10:12 PM

:)

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 10:12 PM

Gently cupping and a tender kiss without end.

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 10:45 PM

Quote:

The forums, which reside on I-Mockery.net, have always been a hotspot for a wide variety of people, many of which who come simply to argue with others for the sake of some good laughs. For years, it was well-known that any newcomers would receive "the newbie beatdown" in which all the self-proclaimed "veteran" mockers would verbally tear these people apart. These days, newbies come in by the truckload and don't seem to have to endure the same initiation mockeries that their predecessors did; however, many of the older members are somewhat bitter and understand certain concepts, such as "humor" and "sarcasm," that seem to escape newer users.
:lol

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 10:47 PM

Source?

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 10:53 PM

That's a pretty misleading quote :x

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 10:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-Mockery

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by On the discussion page
Code:

we need a section in here to talk about the vets am i right i would like to hear more about the initiation to but not to much i dont want to give out the secret more jokes and stories to but not to much or nobody will go the site haha im joking we dont want more newbs
]

:lol

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 10:57 PM

D:

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:33 PM

why are they called white russians if they're brown

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565272)
why are they called white russians if they're brown

Why are you called white skinned when you're pink?

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:38 PM

here I am pondering the mysteries of the universe and you gays are posting in the cowboy song thread?

I hate both of you.

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:38 PM

Cowboys don't pretend to drink alcohool :x

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:39 PM

I've more of a vampyric complexion as I spend all my time not being in contact with light

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:40 PM

I assure you, I'm incredibly sauced currently.

I'd make a pun with my name, but it's not Saucy here.

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:40 PM

so guys, whens the next mock meet? :lol

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:40 PM

!

Change Guitar Woman to Saucy? Investigate matter further later.

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565275)
here I am pondering the mysteries of the universe and you gays are posting in the cowboy song thread?

I hate both of you.

I still want to taste your lips as you shiver to my touch.

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:42 PM

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken was on today :D

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565277)
Cowboys don't pretend to drink alcohool :x

Someone told El Pila to get drunk earlier and I decided that was a good idea. On my way to the alcohol I composed a post explaining that it was ok to be drinking in the morning and I had a good reason, but I forgot it before I returned to the computer.

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:44 PM

I hope El Pila records himself singing the cowboy song soon.

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:44 PM

Get drunk whenever idc

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:45 PM

I get h*gh all day but that's diff I guess 'cause I can still function, unlike you drunkards :x

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:45 PM

well look at you Ray Smuckles, 10 am and drunk as a lord

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:46 PM

I can too function, I just have zero sense of balance and can spin in a circle for hours to amuse myself.

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565278)
I've more of a vampyric complexion as I spend all my time not being in contact with light

I avoid light too, and the only flesh I can see are my hands and they're reddy-pink, but that might be the cold. I wanna get fingerless gloves but I'm not sure if I want to go that far down the Albert Steptoe path.

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565281)
so guys, whens the next mock meet? :lol

I'm bucking for it being in oblivion, because oh man it would be hell to be traped in a room with the other 71 virgins from this forum.

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:52 PM

http://attic.boylover.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi guys i dont know if y'all have ever been here but it used to make me lol so hard back in they day

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 565295)
I'm bucking for it being in oblivion, because oh man it would be hell to be traped in a room with the other 71 virgins from this forum.

i dont think i would be invited but if i was i wouldnt og anwyay

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:52 PM

For the record I can't function sober, so it's a moot point.

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565297)
http://attic.boylover.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi guys i dont know if y'all have ever been here but it used to make me lol so hard back in they day

Dude, I'm getting my homo on with GW and you point me to a boylove forum? Are you trying to get me arrested again?

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:54 PM

oh hey, thanks for putting me on that FBI special list

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565298)
i dont think i would be invited but if i was i wouldnt og anwyay

ARE YOU A BUTTVIRGIN?

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:55 PM

If I wasn't underaged they probably would have arrested me a few seconds ago

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:55 PM

http://attic.boylover.net/ubb/ultima...ic/14/184.html

Quote:

So my question is. Have you ever seen two boys French kissing? And if so, what do you think of that from esthetical point of view? And if you never had that chance to see two boys French kissing, would you like to?
I wonder as well if there are some here who would say they don`t like that idea. Really curious.



Quote:

Exactly what is it?


Quote:

Stevie,

It is when two tongues touch...usually by sliding them into each other's mouth. It is sssssooooo

cool!

Love,

Mikey



:lol

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:56 PM

w/e guys this stuff is toooo funny to read oh man :(

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565301)
oh hey, thanks for putting me on that FBI special list

Who you kidding, baby? :love

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:56 PM

liquid could you change your avatar please it grosses me out




I like it better when they enjoy it :picklehat

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 565302)
ARE YOU A BUTTVIRGIN?

yes D:

liquidstatik Jul 1st, 2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565307)
liquid could you change your avatar please it grosses me out

why? :(

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565305)
w/e guys this stuff is toooo funny to read oh man :(

I think it's hawt. :(

Two boys french kissing. One slides his hand up and... :orgasm

Pub Lover Jul 1st, 2008 11:59 PM

:pagbrak :edit

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2008 11:59 PM

I'm going to regret this tomorrow

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:02 AM

publover only girls are hot under the age of 13 :x

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565315)
publover only girls are hot under the age of 13 :x

When they're that age I really can't tell the difference.

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:04 AM

liquidstatik can.

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565313)
I'm going to regret this tomorrow

You drunk enough to post your dick, Sweetie?

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:05 AM


obv girls, pub ;_;

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 12:10 AM

I don't have time to read through the last few pages but is something illegal going on here

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:10 AM

horse teeth

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:10 AM

no sir its all good here

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:11 AM



I wanted to write HAWT GIRRLS on the picture but I was serious about the broken editing programs.

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:11 AM

I'm drinking various colors of russians and liquid is a pedophile

nothing new to report

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565321)
I don't have time to read through the last few pages but is something illegal going on here

FUCK YOU, COWARD!

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565325)
I'm drinking various colors of russians and liquid is a pedophile

nothing new to report

Where is the line about me wanting to get into your pants?

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:12 AM

oh, and pub is gay for my bum

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:13 AM

as you british derivatives say

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:15 AM

Haha, I was about to mention being British in relation to not minding those young sluts' teeth.

It's the young part that is the killer.

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:18 AM

y'all do have some ugly theeth tho

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 12:22 AM

That one girl is missing a tooth

come on

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:22 AM

I'm gonna go set some marshmallows on fire, see you fine men later

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:23 AM

yeah but her soft skin makes up for it

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565339)
yeah but her soft skin makes up for it

Little boys have soft skin too.

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 12:25 AM

And where are the tits >:

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565338)
I'm gonna go set some marshmallows on fire, see you fine men later

I'll be dreaming of you. :kiss


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