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Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:25 AM


liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565341)
And where are the tits >:

dude who cares aobut tits, their soft & clean & nohair & t*ght pussys make up for the lack of figure :(

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:26 AM

plus they don't have gross dimples in their butts

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 12:27 AM

I CAR EBAOUT TITS :(

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565341)
And where are the tits >:

It really is the underdevelopment of the typical objects of facination that leaves me wondering about paedophiles.

COME ON, BIGGER IS BETTER!

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:29 AM

YOU GUYS CAN'T GET IT UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED A F30 YEAR ODL AND THEN A 13 YEAR OLD

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:30 AM

Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex? :(

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 12:30 AM

It surprises me that liquid doesn't have a mention on the Encyclopedia Dramatica I-Mock page yet :o

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:30 AM

I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 565349)
Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex? :(

IF THERE IS THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE WILLIE POSTS IN IT :(

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:31 AM

Do you keep checking it to make sure my Number 7 spot hasn't been edited?
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565348)
YOU GUYS CAN'T GET IT UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED A F30 YEAR ODL AND THEN A 13 YEAR OLD

OR ANYONE AT ALL... :eek


This is why Willie doesn't post in here any more. :(

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:32 AM

i soemtimes feel bad that willie doesn't post in his own thread :x

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565351)
I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x

Did you ask her out, or did you Esuohilm it?

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:34 AM

nah she was with her bf i jjust stood there 'til i had real nice thoguhts goin through my head that i could remember for later :x

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:45 AM

HAPPY BRITHDAY The_Funktasm :PICKLEHAT

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:46 AM

His only two posts :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Funktasm (Post 527698)
Torr with most last names.

Brutus Sternwell

DickSuperNorberto

Beef Supreme

Butch Ripper

I could probably think of more, or at least find some good ones...


Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Funktasm (Post 527685)
Hunourmous. I sometimes say it on accident when I need to say a size.


Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565351)
I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x

I haven't had sex for 18 years and you don't see me complaining

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:50 AM

it's diff after you've had it :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:52 AM

I refuse to have sex as not being horny all the time is what seperates me from the animals

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:52 AM

'cause it sure ain't your looks :lol

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 12:53 AM

sex isn't even all that cool i just llike to be able to see a girl around town and know that myd icks been inside of her

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 12:54 AM

is that like having a spray on TF2 and knowing it's yours

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 01:27 AM

Sex is overrated :(

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 01:29 AM

Sex is like sex.

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2008 01:32 AM

I mean it's all like "AWESOME :picklehat" when it's happening but then an orgasm is a huge letdown because it means you can't keep doing it anymore, you know :(

That's what I meant :hat

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 2nd, 2008 01:37 AM

Gotta go for round 2

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 02:11 AM

dude you can bust a nut and keep goin

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 2nd, 2008 02:24 AM

That's what round 2 is all about.

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 02:26 AM

i kno i was talkin to milhouse ;_;

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 02:28 AM

Milhouse cries after sex.

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 02:28 AM

and she cries during :x

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 02:38 AM

And before.

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565356)
i soemtimes feel bad that willie doesn't post in his own thread :x

me too lol

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 02:58 AM

i bought 40 dollars worht of cheese the other day, it's the best

i got smoked provolone, jalapeno-garlic cheddar, a red wine washed cow's milk cheese called red darla, and a rind washed cow's and goat's milk cheese called caldwell crik chevrette that was so intense that when i tasted it, it nearly knocked me unconcious

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 02:59 AM

i also made some hash oil lol

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 03:03 AM

jalapeno-garlic cheddar is probably the best cheese ever :eek

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 03:04 AM

with all the talk of gary busey goin on in that one thread, i started watchin' that I'm with Busey show again, and he's such a crazy guy :x

HickMan Jul 2nd, 2008 04:12 AM

I will protect you
Nothing can hurt you
No storm clouds gathering terrify

I am a mountain
Surrounded by your love
You are a mountain that dreams are made of

We fight for love
We fight for love
Fight for love

Somewhere... somehow... someone
Somewhere... somehow... someone

I fight with fire
As I watch them conspire
To blow my world apart

Between the light
And the endless night
You will always be in my heart

We fight for love
We fight for love
Fight for love
We fight for love

Somewhere... somehow... someone
Somewhere... somehow... someone


HickMan Jul 2nd, 2008 04:12 AM

great movie guys!

ElPila666 Jul 2nd, 2008 04:51 AM

For all those who've failed
you will have your day
and you'll hear them say
"I don't understand how things went wrong,
I've always been great, good-looking and strong"

When they feel like you have all the time
It's your revenge
FAILURE

I guess that's life,
failure is the best revenge

Be proud of your flounders
and falter with pride
Fail without shame
cuz you never tried

Don't bother building a trophy case,
Unless they start handing them out for last place
Be humble because no one is safe
It sneaks right up
FAILURE

Everybody join the club,
Failure is the best revenge

FAILURE

Only one way of doing things right,
but a thousand ways wrong,
so join the fight.
In showing the winners we don't play their games,
an army of losers
retarded and lame

a chance to unite
cuz we're all the same
It's great to be a
FAILURE

Never try
Failure is the best revenge

Avoid mediocrity
and run the other way
Stay at the bottom
you're welcome to stay

Make them remember you for failure without match
Every defeat is a feather in your cap.
I give a crap

We all belong
FAILURE
One billion strong
FAILURE
come join the club
FAILURE
Never try
Failure is the best revenge.


executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 565390)

seriously watch this fucking thing

MetalMilitia Jul 2nd, 2008 07:32 AM

That was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.

liquidstatik Jul 2nd, 2008 07:36 AM

wheres this at? :eek

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 07:51 AM

well the dude is from alabama, dunno if it's in a public place or if he's just got it set up in a warehouse somewhere

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 08:16 AM

i must have watched that thing twenty times by now :(

Sethomas Jul 2nd, 2008 08:24 AM

You're wondering what the animatronics are?

It was from this childhood dreamland franchise called Showbiz Pizza. You go there to play standard arcade games and eat sub-par pizza while robotic animals do a programmed routine. I remember having gone there for my sixth birthday and it was like this sick life lesson of actualizing your dreams. See, I remember my fourth birthday was the first time I questioned the essential value of life and wondered whether or not I wanted to die. Leading into my sixth birthday two years later, I had this image in my head that just by being at Showbiz Pizza I would be in the kind of bliss the sort of which medical science says only lethal doses of narcotics could induce.

I remember arriving there and pinching myself to see if I was dreaming, because television taught me that's what you're supposed to do to alleviate uncertainty of your waking state. Then, I got very bored and very nihilistic very fast.

When I was seven or eight the franchise underwent a conversion and it stayed the same except it came to be called Chuck-E-Cheezes or something. In my earliest recollections, say age 3-5, I HATED Billy Bob (the main character of the Showbiz Pizza routine--the bear in the yellow and red striped overalls) but his replacement Chuck-E-Cheez was a mouse whom I absolutely loathed and made me pine for the day when Billy Bob would come back. It was a day that never came.

My sister's clique wanted to do their prom dinner there and they were denied entry. A few weeks ago my friend wanted to have another friend's bachelor party there, but we ended up at a shitty jazz festival instead "because the fucking mouse wouldn't do a lap dance".

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 08:29 AM

haha did you see the video they did for the scav hunt :eek

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 08:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ikgvtiw_KM

Sethomas Jul 2nd, 2008 08:46 AM

Wow. Thanks, willie.

By the way, that team is centered around one of the houses to which an alumnus donated an absurd sum just so they could dick around with frivolous expenses. The armadillo thing comes from the fact that they bought this really nice armadillo mascot costume that is worn anytime they can justify it. On one hand it's like they violate the sacred fraternity that scaving is supposed to be all about building nuclear reactors out of PVC pipes whatever else was found by dumpster diving, but on the other hand that's really fucking awesome.

That being said, the team to whom I pledge allegiance pulled off getting the greatest .wav file in history from Don LaFontaine.

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2008 09:22 AM

oh dang. that sounds neat :(

Shrubfest Jul 2nd, 2008 09:26 AM

Uni posted me today. For my summer project I have to customise a toy dog to represent my personality...

Thrills.

Then show everyone at the start of the course and explain it...

Kitsa Jul 2nd, 2008 10:58 AM

Showbiz Pizza was, for the most part, superior to Chuck E Cheese's. I have vague memories of a gorilla keyboard player, but was absolutely terrified by Mitzi Mouse, who wore a green and white cheerleader uniform and thrust pompoms out stiffly with unbending arms.

I have some Showbiz artifacts...a calculator that looks like a book of matches, some tokens and skee-ball tickets, and a hideous Mitzi Mouse doll with a curly mohawk and dead, staring eyes.

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 565418)
Uni posted me today. For my summer project I have to customise a toy dog to represent my personality...

Thrills.

Then show everyone at the start of the course and explain it...

Who is this Uni? I'll kill him, YOU ARE MINE ONLY!

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 01:28 PM

I lost my wallet. :(

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2008 01:38 PM

i have my wallet! and it has bacon print on it, so people always ask me "is that real bacon?"

:lol come on ppl >:

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565436)
Who is this Uni?

University.


'Posted' means 'mailed', ie to send mail.

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2008 01:42 PM

OMGG PUB THERE IS NO PAGE BRAK WHAT ARE YOU OGING TO DO NOW

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 01:45 PM

Your idea of what I get annoyed over is ludicrous.

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2008 01:47 PM

your idea of my idea of what you get annoyed over is incorrect >:

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 01:49 PM

I like that you fixed the spelling of my name but not of 'going'. :)

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2008 01:50 PM

nor of "OMGG" :)

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 01:53 PM

Oh, I thought you were saying "OH MY GOOD GOD!" It is a phrase where I've been.

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2008 01:55 PM

i thought of YTF the other day, probably not new though :(

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 01:57 PM

Young Teen Fiction?

Yield The Floor?

MetalMilitia Jul 2nd, 2008 01:59 PM

You's the force!

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 02:00 PM

That's a good one.

Happy Birthday, ItalianStereotype.

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2008 02:04 PM

why the fuck :/

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 02:07 PM

I am very sad at the idea of that.

The idea that it will spread very quickly through the idionet is equally sad.

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2008 02:08 PM

idionet, that's a neat one

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 565454)
idionet, that's a neat one

While I'd like to take credit for just inventing it, I no doubt read it somewhere and then forgot.

Also, I deplore neologisms.

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 03:06 PM

I need to make a shirt that says "Best used before December 21, 2012"

Get on that Rog.

HickMan Jul 2nd, 2008 03:08 PM

I don't get it.

MattJack Jul 2nd, 2008 03:41 PM

techno viking's abs exceed his chest

I wish mine did :(

MattJack Jul 2nd, 2008 03:43 PM

i'm going to start working out my abs for 3 hours a day every other day now, but ttly ignore the rest of my body

HickMan Jul 2nd, 2008 03:43 PM


MattJack Jul 2nd, 2008 03:46 PM

i've been to a couple of raves and club kid parties, but I have NEVER encountered an angry techno viking

I dun understand it at all

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 565463)
I don't get it.

http://www.december212012.com/

Emu Jul 2nd, 2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 565243)
I hope you learn to read on your special day. :(

I am embarrassed :melt

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 04:49 PM

good morning, my lovelies

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565484)
good morning, my lovelies

Hullo Beautiful, I hope you're not hungover.

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 04:52 PM

course not :picklehat

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565474)

I was all 5773? What is so great about that year?

Pub: Hey Wikipaedia, the year 5773. What's the deal?
Wiki: In year 5773, State of Israel will celebrate 65 years of independence.
Pub: Oh Shit, I totaly need to buy it some diamonds. :x

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 05:42 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 565495)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565490)
Just pu MattJack on ignore now, it's easier on the eyes.


:lol

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 06:29 PM

That image cannot be posted too often. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 06:40 PM

I like it when people :lol at things I say, so I try and :lol at their comments too, but really if I'm doing anything out loud it's groaning, and then only like as a whisper so no one can see.

It's the beginning of a new month and I just finshed reading all of last month's Dinosaur Comics. It's like T-rex is inside my head. But not the sucky guy from here, the one from the comic. He thinks being my head is sawsome.

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 07:08 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 07:40 PM

:hypno

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 07:44 PM

...and so on...

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 08:14 PM

I saw WALL-E today.

Good movie.

ElPila666 Jul 2nd, 2008 08:47 PM

In nomine die nostri satanas luciferi excelsi

Potemtum tuo mondi de Inferno, et non potest Lucifer Imperor
Rex maximus, dud ponticius glorificamus et in modos copulum adoramus te
Satan omnipotens in nostri mondi.

Domini agimas Iesus nasareno rex ienoudorum
In nostri terra Satan imperum in vita Lucifer ominus fortibus
Obsenum corporis dei nostri satana prontem
Reinus Glorius en in Terra eregius
Luciferi Imperator omnipotens
Salve Satanas






Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 09:01 PM

No thanks, I'm buddies with Jesus.

wobzire Jul 2nd, 2008 09:07 PM

Did you sell you soul to satan for those awesome photoshop skills?

HickMan Jul 2nd, 2008 09:39 PM

eat it!

ElPila666 Jul 2nd, 2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 565510)
Did you sell you soul to satan for those awesome photoshop skills?

I sold my soul for weed, i should have sold it for a nintendo wii :(

ElPila666 Jul 2nd, 2008 10:07 PM

or a gibson les paul

Guitar Woman Jul 2nd, 2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 565505)
I saw WALL-E today.

Good movie.

thumbs up

Kitsa Jul 2nd, 2008 10:15 PM

I made candy today and it was good stuff, but seeing as it has 2 sticks of butter and about 5 cups of sugar in it, it's not very healthy :(

I have a recipe for velveeta fudge and despite it sounding like a hurl-inducing proposition, it's actually not bad.

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 10:17 PM

:hypno

HickMan Jul 2nd, 2008 10:19 PM


HULK BEND


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